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File 1323375836.gif-(473 KB, 320x240, 1278816275018.gif) walk into Gamestop ask for a copy of Atelier Totori >''What?" spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets >oh f--- not again face gets red >"Please give me a copy of Atelier Totori right now. >"I don't know what that is. What platform is it on?" >struggling to contain my embarrassment >clenching asscheeks together to hold in my s--- >voice reduced to a mumble >"have money please alterlier torti give money please game" >"Are you okay?" >s--- breaches through my asscheeks propelled forward at 60mph >crash through the Gamestop employee's counter >he's holding onto me for dear life all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes >crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face yelling "ATELIER TOTORI PLEASE MONEY ATELIER GAMESTOP TOTORI Gamestop employee is covered in s--- and spaghett my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping >he tilts me backwards >the sheer force of my s--- has reached 650mph, we are now propelling upwards the spaghetti and s--- intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere >children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus the g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale spaghetti and s--- blowing through the air on the planet below >3 miles upwards now >Gamestop employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my s--- >my transformation is almost complete as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a rudder steer myself across the cosmos with my gleaming s--- and spaghetti trail
File 1323375836.gif-(473 KB, 320x240, 1278816275018.gif) walk into Gamestop ask for a copy of Atelier Totori >''What?" spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets >oh f--- not again face gets red >"Please give me a copy of Atelier Totori right now. >"I don't know what that is. What platform is it on?" >struggling to contain my embarrassment >clenching asscheeks together to hold in my s--- >voice reduced to a mumble >"have money please alterlier torti give money please game" >"Are you okay?" >s--- breaches through my asscheeks propelled forward at 60mph >crash through the Gamestop employee's counter >he's holding onto me for dear life all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes >crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face yelling "ATELIER TOTORI PLEASE MONEY ATELIER GAMESTOP TOTORI Gamestop employee is covered in s--- and spaghett my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping >he tilts me backwards >the sheer force of my s--- has reached 650mph, we are now propelling upwards the spaghetti and s--- intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere >children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus the g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale spaghetti and s--- blowing through the air on the planet below >3 miles upwards now >Gamestop employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my s--- >my transformation is almost complete as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a rudder steer myself across the cosmos with my gleaming s--- and spaghetti trail

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PS: If you live in Australia and are still having trouble accessing the site, please let me know File 1323102355.ipg-(11 KB, 329x220, gt+come+home+from+work+gt+wife+in+living(...)jpg) Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)11:25:55 No.366411341 >come home from work wife in living room tv is on >Dancing with the Stars >me: "why do you watch this crap" >she looks at me with rage >shouts "f--- you i hate you you have a small d--- and i f----- the neighbor you're a horrible husband" >she has a knife >she's walking towards me stumble backwards >the spaghetti falls out of my pockets scramble to pick up the spaghetti >so nervous and scared i start c------ c-- and pasta sauce everywhere >wife stabs me >starts cutting me with her claws >she's a bear then i remember keep a crossbow under the couch dive for it and fire randomly >it hits me in the knee Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)11:28:33 No.36641 1596 >366411341 11/10 op. THATS MY F------ TASTE OF HUMOR Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)11:28:38 No.36641 1611 9/10 Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)11:29:51 No.366411735 I chuckled, good work OP 10:41 A 12/5/20
PS: If you live in Australia and are still having trouble accessing the site, please let me know File 1323102355.ipg-(11 KB, 329x220, gt+come+home+from+work+gt+wife+in+living(...)jpg) Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)11:25:55 No.366411341 >come home from work wife in living room tv is on >Dancing with the Stars >me: "why do you watch this crap" >she looks at me with rage >shouts "f--- you i hate you you have a small d--- and i f----- the neighbor you're a horrible husband" >she has a knife >she's walking towards me stumble backwards >the spaghetti falls out of my pockets scramble to pick up the spaghetti >so nervous and scared i start c------ c-- and pasta sauce everywhere >wife stabs me >starts cutting me with her claws >she's a bear then i remember keep a crossbow under the couch dive for it and fire randomly >it hits me in the knee Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)11:28:33 No.36641 1596 >366411341 11/10 op. THATS MY F------ TASTE OF HUMOR Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)11:28:38 No.36641 1611 9/10 Anonymous 12/05/11(Mon)11:29:51 No.366411735 I chuckled, good work OP 10:41 A 12/5/20

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1291910283.jpg-(39 KB, 413x417, 1285656778727.jpg) □ Anonymous 12/09/10(Thu)10:58:03 No.293426XXX Be 10 >playing pokemon on s------ before school >Bus comes outside >I still havent wiped >Mom yells I have to go >Have horrible poison ivy on crotch >Pour a bunch of cream on my penis, put on my pants and run to the bus >Girl like sits next to me >asks me if ive ever been kissed >I take out my gameboy >She starts whispering in my ear >l start sweating look down >The cream is seeping through my jeans, making it look like i cummed > She notices >l notice >l open my fannie pack to grab some kleenexes >My sphagetti falls out all over >l start sweating more >Realize i forgot to wipe my ass >The entire bus smells like s--- and sphagetti >bus gets to school >Try and run to bathroom >teacher catches me >its penis inspection day >my name is alan aardvark > I have to go first >Nurse demands For me to take off my pants >l refurse >She wrestles me down, and gets a magnifying glass real close to my crotch >close my eyes and scream the guile theme at the top of my lungs >She unzips my pants, the smell of sphagetti, cream and s--- leaks out >she pukes on my d--- >get expelled F------ PENIS INSPECTION DAY
1291910283.jpg-(39 KB, 413x417, 1285656778727.jpg) □ Anonymous 12/09/10(Thu)10:58:03 No.293426XXX Be 10 >playing pokemon on s------ before school >Bus comes outside >I still havent wiped >Mom yells I have to go >Have horrible poison ivy on crotch >Pour a bunch of cream on my penis, put on my pants and run to the bus >Girl like sits next to me >asks me if ive ever been kissed >I take out my gameboy >She starts whispering in my ear >l start sweating look down >The cream is seeping through my jeans, making it look like i cummed > She notices >l notice >l open my fannie pack to grab some kleenexes >My sphagetti falls out all over >l start sweating more >Realize i forgot to wipe my ass >The entire bus smells like s--- and sphagetti >bus gets to school >Try and run to bathroom >teacher catches me >its penis inspection day >my name is alan aardvark > I have to go first >Nurse demands For me to take off my pants >l refurse >She wrestles me down, and gets a magnifying glass real close to my crotch >close my eyes and scream the guile theme at the top of my lungs >She unzips my pants, the smell of sphagetti, cream and s--- leaks out >she pukes on my d--- >get expelled F------ PENIS INSPECTION DAY

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Anonymous 12/03/11(Sat)04:03:28 No.365998547 File 1322903008.jpg-(43 KB, 503x394, Goku-powering-up-dbz-rampage-2(...) jpg) be 17 >coming home from a party with a group of friends bunch of guys start hitting on this one girl in our group she asks them to leave her alone >they don't stop and start following us we try to walk quicker, but they manage to catch up >had a battle plan ready, just as much of them as we had men in the group so we were going to go man to man l step up to the guy who started it all >he shoves me back a bit >l hit into one of my friends the sudden shaking makes the spaghetti in my pocket fall out l try to pick it up with a nearby newspaper, but its everywhere >embarrassed as f--- >everyone is laughing at me
Anonymous 12/03/11(Sat)04:03:28 No.365998547 File 1322903008.jpg-(43 KB, 503x394, Goku-powering-up-dbz-rampage-2(...) jpg) be 17 >coming home from a party with a group of friends bunch of guys start hitting on this one girl in our group she asks them to leave her alone >they don't stop and start following us we try to walk quicker, but they manage to catch up >had a battle plan ready, just as much of them as we had men in the group so we were going to go man to man l step up to the guy who started it all >he shoves me back a bit >l hit into one of my friends the sudden shaking makes the spaghetti in my pocket fall out l try to pick it up with a nearby newspaper, but its everywhere >embarrassed as f--- >everyone is laughing at me

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Anonymous 11/20/11(Sun)12:51 No.10034397 >8/10 girl repeatedly posts "hi again" and")" on my wall >Finally have the balls to talk to her on fb chat >2 hour-long conversations >waste all the topics >she wants to meet me the next day >I have nothing to talk about, I can only talk about anime and video games awkward silence >spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets >oh god not again >face gets red >"h-hey so have you h-heard about the angry video game nn-nerd?" the angry video what? >struggling to contain my embarrassment >clenching asscheeks together to hold in my s--- >meanwhile spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets voice reduced to a mumble >"angry video games cartoon waifu please you me please" >"Are you ok?" >s--- breaches through my asscheeks >propelled forward at 60mph >crash through the gir >she's holding on to me for dear life >all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes >crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face >yelling "VIDEO GAMES NERD WAIFU CARTOONS PLEASE GIRL" >Girl is covered in s--- and spaghetti >my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping she tilts me backwards >the sheer force of my s--- has reached 650mph, we are now propelling upwards >the spaghetti and s--- intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere >children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus >the g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale >spaghetti and s--- blowing through the air on the planet below >3 miles upwards now >Girl has died from lack of oxygen, her body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my s--- >my transformation is almost complete >as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a rudder >steer myself across the cosmos with my gleaming s--- and spaghetti trail 100% real
Anonymous 11/20/11(Sun)12:51 No.10034397 >8/10 girl repeatedly posts "hi again" and")" on my wall >Finally have the balls to talk to her on fb chat >2 hour-long conversations >waste all the topics >she wants to meet me the next day >I have nothing to talk about, I can only talk about anime and video games awkward silence >spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets >oh god not again >face gets red >"h-hey so have you h-heard about the angry video game nn-nerd?" the angry video what? >struggling to contain my embarrassment >clenching asscheeks together to hold in my s--- >meanwhile spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets voice reduced to a mumble >"angry video games cartoon waifu please you me please" >"Are you ok?" >s--- breaches through my asscheeks >propelled forward at 60mph >crash through the gir >she's holding on to me for dear life >all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes >crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face >yelling "VIDEO GAMES NERD WAIFU CARTOONS PLEASE GIRL" >Girl is covered in s--- and spaghetti >my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping she tilts me backwards >the sheer force of my s--- has reached 650mph, we are now propelling upwards >the spaghetti and s--- intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere >children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus >the g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale >spaghetti and s--- blowing through the air on the planet below >3 miles upwards now >Girl has died from lack of oxygen, her body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my s--- >my transformation is almost complete >as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a rudder >steer myself across the cosmos with my gleaming s--- and spaghetti trail 100% real

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□ Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)14:01:1 No.320233343 >Reach into pocket Spaghetti falls out >So humiliated I burst into treats
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Anonymous 09/29/11 (Thu)22:14:53 No. 355965288 gamestop thread? gamestop thread walk into Gamestop ask for a copy of Atelier Totori >"What? >spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets >oh god not again face gets red "Please give me a copy of Atelier Tot >"I don't know what that is. What platform is it on?" >struggling to contain my embarrassment >clenching asscheeks together to hold in my s--- >meanwhile spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets voice reduced to a mumble >"have money please alterlier toroti give money please game" "Are you ok?" >s--- breaches through my asscheeks ori right now." propelled forward at 60mph >crash through the Gamestop employee's counter >he's holding on to me for dear life all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes >crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face syelling "ATELIER TOTORI PLEASE MONEY ATELIER GAMESTOP TOTORI" Gamestop employee is covered in s--- and spaghetti >my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping he tilts me backwards >the sheer force of my s--- has reached 650mph, we are now propelling upwards >the spaghetti and s--- intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere >children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus >the g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale >spaghetti and s--- blowing through the air on the planet below >3 miles upwards now Gamestop employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my s--- >my transformation is almost complete >as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a rudder >steer myself across the cosmos with my gleaming s--- and spaghetti trail
Anonymous 09/29/11 (Thu)22:14:53 No. 355965288 gamestop thread? gamestop thread walk into Gamestop ask for a copy of Atelier Totori >"What? >spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets >oh god not again face gets red "Please give me a copy of Atelier Tot >"I don't know what that is. What platform is it on?" >struggling to contain my embarrassment >clenching asscheeks together to hold in my s--- >meanwhile spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets voice reduced to a mumble >"have money please alterlier toroti give money please game" "Are you ok?" >s--- breaches through my asscheeks ori right now." propelled forward at 60mph >crash through the Gamestop employee's counter >he's holding on to me for dear life all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes >crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face syelling "ATELIER TOTORI PLEASE MONEY ATELIER GAMESTOP TOTORI" Gamestop employee is covered in s--- and spaghetti >my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping he tilts me backwards >the sheer force of my s--- has reached 650mph, we are now propelling upwards >the spaghetti and s--- intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere >children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus >the g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale >spaghetti and s--- blowing through the air on the planet below >3 miles upwards now Gamestop employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my s--- >my transformation is almost complete >as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a rudder >steer myself across the cosmos with my gleaming s--- and spaghetti trail

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>> ■ Anonymous 04/03/11 (Sun)15:03:2 No.320243120 >get introduced to girl by friend bwe make poor comersation, both nvoiding eye contact I spot a a white thing hanging out of her pocket >stare at it fixedly, breaking out in sweat can't help myself, pinch the white thing and pull Sits spaghetti She has f----- spaghetti in her pockets >I grab a fistful of spaghetti out of my own pocket and shoves it in her face >we f----- all night
>> ■ Anonymous 04/03/11 (Sun)15:03:2 No.320243120 >get introduced to girl by friend bwe make poor comersation, both nvoiding eye contact I spot a a white thing hanging out of her pocket >stare at it fixedly, breaking out in sweat can't help myself, pinch the white thing and pull Sits spaghetti She has f----- spaghetti in her pockets >I grab a fistful of spaghetti out of my own pocket and shoves it in her face >we f----- all night

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>> □ Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)14:50:0 No.320240921 File :1301856600138.png-(22 KB, 80x150, 80px-Ruby_Sapphire_Youngster[1].png) >Cute girl in line in behind me · >"Hey, how are you doing?" >oh f--- conversation "Oh, I'm good, and you?" >That's good, are you busy this Saturday?" >"I, don't think so" >She points to ear >Wearing bluetooth headset >It all makes sense >Drop my items and put my hands in pockets >There's a hole in my pocket >Spaghetti >Shorts are no longer comfy and easy to wear mfw trickles down my leg from my shorts
>> □ Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)14:50:0 No.320240921 File :1301856600138.png-(22 KB, 80x150, 80px-Ruby_Sapphire_Youngster[1].png) >Cute girl in line in behind me · >"Hey, how are you doing?" >oh f--- conversation "Oh, I'm good, and you?" >That's good, are you busy this Saturday?" >"I, don't think so" >She points to ear >Wearing bluetooth headset >It all makes sense >Drop my items and put my hands in pockets >There's a hole in my pocket >Spaghetti >Shorts are no longer comfy and easy to wear mfw trickles down my leg from my shorts

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>> □ Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)14:15:1 No.320235753 >>Girl waves at me Wave back >>Turns out she was waving to someone behind me Facepalm evryone saw Spag ghetti falls out of pocket and goes evrywhere feelsbadman.jpg
>> □ Anonymous 04/03/11(Sun)14:15:1 No.320235753 >>Girl waves at me Wave back >>Turns out she was waving to someone behind me Facepalm evryone saw Spag ghetti falls out of pocket and goes evrywhere feelsbadman.jpg

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>> ■ Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)02:58:1 No.12039688 >Making dinner >Start up the garlic bread >Roll a few meatballs >Can't find the pasta >Rip apart the closet and cupboards >Collapse on the floor crying >All Severythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg the spaghetti falls out of my pocket
>> ■ Anonymous 11/17/10(Wed)02:58:1 No.12039688 >Making dinner >Start up the garlic bread >Roll a few meatballs >Can't find the pasta >Rip apart the closet and cupboards >Collapse on the floor crying >All Severythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg the spaghetti falls out of my pocket

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QSpaghetti fell out of my pockets, what do I do now? In: Customer Service> Conversational Rate This Answer If you farted and your intestines fell out, then you would need to visit the hospital. Answered - 117 days ago at 2:34am on Jul 08 2011 0comments ▼ LkeTweet +aiShare Share 0
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File 1321999849.ipg-(8 KB, 206x187, 1314158691333.jpg) O Anonymous 11/22/11(Tue)17:10:49 No.364235659 go to a restaurant for my first date with a girl pick the table closest to the bathroom so I won't have to walk too far when I go for my postprandial crap the waiter asks what we'd like to drink >she orders white wine, I ask for a banana milkshake the waiter tells me they don't serve milkshake so I ask for a bowl of icecream instead my girtfriend asks why I ordered desert I tell her I'm going to mush the icecream up and then drink it, and she's probably very impressed but doesn't show it the waiter sighs and walks away there's an awkward silence so I ask what her favorite dinosaur is >she says she doesnt know, so l inform her that mine is the pterodactyl several minutes later, after Ive finished recounting the plot of Jurassic Park 3', her wine arrives ask where my icecream is the waiter says he will bring it after weve finished our meals tut loudly but don't complain she tells the waiter that she's ready to order and asks for the lobster bisque >he turns to me no, it's okay, I brought my own food," I inform him as I place my container of spaghetti on the table he exclaims something in French and hurries off to the kitchen Anonymous 11/22/11(Tue)17:15:12 No.364236232 after a few more minutes of silence she says something, but I'm not concentrating l just laugh and say, "so true! > what the f---? You think it's funny that my dad has cancer? >l choke on my spaghetti and it sprays all over the table reactively reach over and start picking the chunks of spaghetti out of her glass of wine >she looks like she's about to throw up and runs into the bathroom >l pursue her and try to tell her that only a tiny bit got on her dress, but she won't listen >she slams the cubicle door in my face and I can hear her spewing an old woman comes out of another cubicle and screams at the sight of me >pervert! Pervert! >what? No! My girlfriend is feeling ill and I'm just checking if she's alright!" >from behind the cubicle my girlfriend shouts, "T'm not your girlfriend! the old lady whacks me around the head with her handbag the strap hits me in the eye in a moment of (literally) blind fury I yell "Shuryuken!" and lunge at her with an uppercut miss spectacularly and fall to the floor two waiters burst in and drag me into the kitchen where they tell me that after I pay I have to leave >suddenly remember I spent all my money on my new fedora >l try to make a dash for it but trip on my cape and go crashing into the lobster tank the lobsters start attacking me so I grab a shard of glass and slash them all to death everyone is horrified by the massacre I just committed and they flinch away from me as I collect my spaghetti and leave >stop in the doorway and take one last look at the havoc l'd wreaked everyone cowers in fear alpha as f---
File 1321999849.ipg-(8 KB, 206x187, 1314158691333.jpg) O Anonymous 11/22/11(Tue)17:10:49 No.364235659 go to a restaurant for my first date with a girl pick the table closest to the bathroom so I won't have to walk too far when I go for my postprandial crap the waiter asks what we'd like to drink >she orders white wine, I ask for a banana milkshake the waiter tells me they don't serve milkshake so I ask for a bowl of icecream instead my girtfriend asks why I ordered desert I tell her I'm going to mush the icecream up and then drink it, and she's probably very impressed but doesn't show it the waiter sighs and walks away there's an awkward silence so I ask what her favorite dinosaur is >she says she doesnt know, so l inform her that mine is the pterodactyl several minutes later, after Ive finished recounting the plot of Jurassic Park 3', her wine arrives ask where my icecream is the waiter says he will bring it after weve finished our meals tut loudly but don't complain she tells the waiter that she's ready to order and asks for the lobster bisque >he turns to me no, it's okay, I brought my own food," I inform him as I place my container of spaghetti on the table he exclaims something in French and hurries off to the kitchen Anonymous 11/22/11(Tue)17:15:12 No.364236232 after a few more minutes of silence she says something, but I'm not concentrating l just laugh and say, "so true! > what the f---? You think it's funny that my dad has cancer? >l choke on my spaghetti and it sprays all over the table reactively reach over and start picking the chunks of spaghetti out of her glass of wine >she looks like she's about to throw up and runs into the bathroom >l pursue her and try to tell her that only a tiny bit got on her dress, but she won't listen >she slams the cubicle door in my face and I can hear her spewing an old woman comes out of another cubicle and screams at the sight of me >pervert! Pervert! >what? No! My girlfriend is feeling ill and I'm just checking if she's alright!" >from behind the cubicle my girlfriend shouts, "T'm not your girlfriend! the old lady whacks me around the head with her handbag the strap hits me in the eye in a moment of (literally) blind fury I yell "Shuryuken!" and lunge at her with an uppercut miss spectacularly and fall to the floor two waiters burst in and drag me into the kitchen where they tell me that after I pay I have to leave >suddenly remember I spent all my money on my new fedora >l try to make a dash for it but trip on my cape and go crashing into the lobster tank the lobsters start attacking me so I grab a shard of glass and slash them all to death everyone is horrified by the massacre I just committed and they flinch away from me as I collect my spaghetti and leave >stop in the doorway and take one last look at the havoc l'd wreaked everyone cowers in fear alpha as f---

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File 1321413296.ipg-(160 KB, 647x599, pic unrelated.jpg) Anonymous 11/15/11(Tue)22:14:56 No.398931 Q swapping head with I guy I met on craigslist in just over 36 hours. first time with a guy and Im nervous as f---. I humbley request a successful craigslist story thread □ Anonymous 11/15/11 (Tue)22:24:40 No.399047 GO- I humbley bump this successful craigslist story thread PIC UNRELATED □ Anonymous 11/15/11 (Tue)22:27:06 No.399070 Be careful when swapping like yours now but wearing a stranger's face can feel uncomfortable for the uninitiated heads. You might not >S Anonymous 11/15/11 (Tue)22:46:51 No.399289 here's my craigslist story sneed a wingman for a party >post on craigslist >meet up with wingman >brings cocaine >"what the hell, im game" >wingman is no longer awkward severything is awesome >approach two women >wingman pulls out d--- >surprisingly women dont run because wingman is hung swomen suggest we all go to the bathroom >hellyes.jpg si cant believe im doing this >walk to bathroom, wingman still has his donkey d--- out, nobody notices >get to bathroom door, we're all giggling >open bathroom door, get blasted with the smell of s--- and urine >girls cringe but then smile and enter bathroom telling us to follow >one of them sother one gets down on her knees and approaches my bulge sunzips my pants and sticks her hand reaching for my member goes down on wingman pulls out hot spaghetti >"the f--- is this!?" >smell of s--- and urine suddenly gets worse >earthquake hits club, everything starts shaking >wingman has heart attack and falls, hits his head on the sink, and passes out >girls try to mug him sthey reach into his pockets and pull out spaghetti s"more spaghetti what the hell?!" si start laughing hysterically >stinking toilets start boiling with stinking spaghetti >earthquake gets worse >ground opens up, oozing spaghetti emerging from the fissure being formed under our feet >suddenly im back with wingman >i had hallucinated that all from the cocaine realize i need more cocai >wingman reaches into baggie to get more coke >pulls out spaghetti sturns out we're out italian restaurant and im schizophrenic sive never used craigslist ine, that was awesome
File 1321413296.ipg-(160 KB, 647x599, pic unrelated.jpg) Anonymous 11/15/11(Tue)22:14:56 No.398931 Q swapping head with I guy I met on craigslist in just over 36 hours. first time with a guy and Im nervous as f---. I humbley request a successful craigslist story thread □ Anonymous 11/15/11 (Tue)22:24:40 No.399047 GO- I humbley bump this successful craigslist story thread PIC UNRELATED □ Anonymous 11/15/11 (Tue)22:27:06 No.399070 Be careful when swapping like yours now but wearing a stranger's face can feel uncomfortable for the uninitiated heads. You might not >S Anonymous 11/15/11 (Tue)22:46:51 No.399289 here's my craigslist story sneed a wingman for a party >post on craigslist >meet up with wingman >brings cocaine >"what the hell, im game" >wingman is no longer awkward severything is awesome >approach two women >wingman pulls out d--- >surprisingly women dont run because wingman is hung swomen suggest we all go to the bathroom >hellyes.jpg si cant believe im doing this >walk to bathroom, wingman still has his donkey d--- out, nobody notices >get to bathroom door, we're all giggling >open bathroom door, get blasted with the smell of s--- and urine >girls cringe but then smile and enter bathroom telling us to follow >one of them sother one gets down on her knees and approaches my bulge sunzips my pants and sticks her hand reaching for my member goes down on wingman pulls out hot spaghetti >"the f--- is this!?" >smell of s--- and urine suddenly gets worse >earthquake hits club, everything starts shaking >wingman has heart attack and falls, hits his head on the sink, and passes out >girls try to mug him sthey reach into his pockets and pull out spaghetti s"more spaghetti what the hell?!" si start laughing hysterically >stinking toilets start boiling with stinking spaghetti >earthquake gets worse >ground opens up, oozing spaghetti emerging from the fissure being formed under our feet >suddenly im back with wingman >i had hallucinated that all from the cocaine realize i need more cocai >wingman reaches into baggie to get more coke >pulls out spaghetti sturns out we're out italian restaurant and im schizophrenic sive never used craigslist ine, that was awesome

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>capture and murder her >draw about it in my journal bateman as f--- man >> □ Anonymous 11/29/11 (Tue)19:18 No. 10136903 >be 15 years old >on school trip to a f------ zoo animals and so forth >go in elephant house oh god it smells so f------ bad >stench of elephant s--- is burning the back of my throat >feel something grab my waist >elephant picks me up with its trunk >srsly w-- >forces me up another elephant's vagina >for no good reason i get naked >walking around inside elephant's womb >h-------- my sister is in here too >suddenly everything starts shaking >look out of hole in c-----, see huge elephant penis thrusting in and out >we both reach down elephant pee hole and massage it from inside >feelsgoodman >it's throbbing and pulsing >hot steaming seamen starts to erupt over our arms, flooding our womb prison >i punch my sister in the t--- for a laugh >she is so turned on >massagin elephant c-- into each other while i punch her t--- and kick her in the c--- we're still in there >zookeepers push spaghetti up elephant's c--- for us >we have wireless internet in here
>capture and murder her >draw about it in my journal bateman as f--- man >> □ Anonymous 11/29/11 (Tue)19:18 No. 10136903 >be 15 years old >on school trip to a f------ zoo animals and so forth >go in elephant house oh god it smells so f------ bad >stench of elephant s--- is burning the back of my throat >feel something grab my waist >elephant picks me up with its trunk >srsly w-- >forces me up another elephant's vagina >for no good reason i get naked >walking around inside elephant's womb >h-------- my sister is in here too >suddenly everything starts shaking >look out of hole in c-----, see huge elephant penis thrusting in and out >we both reach down elephant pee hole and massage it from inside >feelsgoodman >it's throbbing and pulsing >hot steaming seamen starts to erupt over our arms, flooding our womb prison >i punch my sister in the t--- for a laugh >she is so turned on >massagin elephant c-- into each other while i punch her t--- and kick her in the c--- we're still in there >zookeepers push spaghetti up elephant's c--- for us >we have wireless internet in here

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□ Anonymous 05/01/11 (Sun)01:39:39 No.326041864 File1304228379 ipg-(12 KB, 281x236, 1294729042581.jpg) >Long-term gf just broke up with me >At coffee shop trying to think of how to get my s--- together >notice cute girl is has been looking at me for some time smile at her and wave a little Okay >go back to staring at my coffee >look up to see her sitting next to me >asks me what's wrong little reluctant, think it's a trick >It isn't >feelsgoodman.jpg >she was dumped recently too >accidently stare at her cleavage as she's talking >start to get hard >feel a hand run up my leg >see her breathing a bit hard >asks if I like what I see >guide her hand to my zipper >she unzips my fanny pack by mistake >spaghetti falls out stry to clean it up with my sock >start to cry >get embarrassed and fart watery diarrhea all over my man skirt >smear s--- all over the window and ask her to marry me >mfw she said no
□ Anonymous 05/01/11 (Sun)01:39:39 No.326041864 File1304228379 ipg-(12 KB, 281x236, 1294729042581.jpg) >Long-term gf just broke up with me >At coffee shop trying to think of how to get my s--- together >notice cute girl is has been looking at me for some time smile at her and wave a little Okay >go back to staring at my coffee >look up to see her sitting next to me >asks me what's wrong little reluctant, think it's a trick >It isn't >feelsgoodman.jpg >she was dumped recently too >accidently stare at her cleavage as she's talking >start to get hard >feel a hand run up my leg >see her breathing a bit hard >asks if I like what I see >guide her hand to my zipper >she unzips my fanny pack by mistake >spaghetti falls out stry to clean it up with my sock >start to cry >get embarrassed and fart watery diarrhea all over my man skirt >smear s--- all over the window and ask her to marry me >mfw she said no

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