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>capture and murder her >draw about it in my journal bateman as f--- man >> □ Anonymous 11/29/11 (Tue)19:18 No. 10136903 >be 15 years old >on school trip to a f------ zoo animals and so forth >go in elephant house oh god it smells so f------ bad >stench of elephant s--- is burning the back of my throat >feel something grab my waist >elephant picks me up with its trunk >srsly w-- >forces me up another elephant's vagina >for no good reason i get naked >walking around inside elephant's womb >h-------- my sister is in here too >suddenly everything starts shaking >look out of hole in c-----, see huge elephant penis thrusting in and out >we both reach down elephant pee hole and massage it from inside >feelsgoodman >it's throbbing and pulsing >hot steaming seamen starts to erupt over our arms, flooding our womb prison >i punch my sister in the t--- for a laugh >she is so turned on >massagin elephant c-- into each other while i punch her t--- and kick her in the c--- we're still in there >zookeepers push spaghetti up elephant's c--- for us >we have wireless internet in here

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FALLING SPAGHETTI
(*o) Dark Sauce: The Shrekoning I was almost nine years old I was playing Dark Souls, owning all the scrubs I kicked a noob off a cliff I falcon punched a hacker off another Nobody could withstand the almighty power of a +15 broken sword Everything was going according to plan TheyCallMeTheScrubLord.png Suddenly, out of nowhere, someone invades me at the undead burg HolyShit.gif I pull out the big guns I hide under a staircase below crates Zweihander can be seen through the wall from outer space MyBodylsReggie.bmp Suddenly, a naked red female phantom reveals herself I become confused, but also aroused She beckons me over to her I slowly make my way ogre to her Her warmth starts to consume me My d--- is currently on fire She grabs me with her powerful arm and thrusts me onto the g She whispers to herself: "The virginity is strong in this one..." She bends ogre, and prepares to go in deep Suddenly, Spaghetti violently explodes out of my pocket onto the floor It's EVERYWHERE! I tried to recover, but I got meteor smashed into oblivion The merchant started to laugh hysterically The woman proceeded to commit suicide by jumping off a cliff from sheer embarrassment WhatTheFuck.jpeg I kill the merchant's bucket I s--- all ogre the merchant I T-bag the merchant, and shove his bloody katana up his shrektum. As I leave the area, his disembodied voice could be heard > "Thank you kindly! Nehehehehe!” TheScrubLord.exe has stopped working, would you like to send an error report? I can't take this anymore... I roll and perform a tumble buff off a cliff "Only shooting stars break the mold ” >
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