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File 1321413296.ipg-(160 KB, 647x599, pic unrelated.jpg) Anonymous 11/15/11(Tue)22:14:56 No.398931 Q swapping head with I guy I met on craigslist in just over 36 hours. first time with a guy and Im nervous as f---. I humbley request a successful craigslist story thread □ Anonymous 11/15/11 (Tue)22:24:40 No.399047 GO- I humbley bump this successful craigslist story thread PIC UNRELATED □ Anonymous 11/15/11 (Tue)22:27:06 No.399070 Be careful when swapping like yours now but wearing a stranger's face can feel uncomfortable for the uninitiated heads. You might not >S Anonymous 11/15/11 (Tue)22:46:51 No.399289 here's my craigslist story sneed a wingman for a party >post on craigslist >meet up with wingman >brings cocaine >"what the hell, im game" >wingman is no longer awkward severything is awesome >approach two women >wingman pulls out d--- >surprisingly women dont run because wingman is hung swomen suggest we all go to the bathroom >hellyes.jpg si cant believe im doing this >walk to bathroom, wingman still has his donkey d--- out, nobody notices >get to bathroom door, we're all giggling >open bathroom door, get blasted with the smell of s--- and urine >girls cringe but then smile and enter bathroom telling us to follow >one of them sother one gets down on her knees and approaches my bulge sunzips my pants and sticks her hand reaching for my member goes down on wingman pulls out hot spaghetti >"the f--- is this!?" >smell of s--- and urine suddenly gets worse >earthquake hits club, everything starts shaking >wingman has heart attack and falls, hits his head on the sink, and passes out >girls try to mug him sthey reach into his pockets and pull out spaghetti s"more spaghetti what the hell?!" si start laughing hysterically >stinking toilets start boiling with stinking spaghetti >earthquake gets worse >ground opens up, oozing spaghetti emerging from the fissure being formed under our feet >suddenly im back with wingman >i had hallucinated that all from the cocaine realize i need more cocai >wingman reaches into baggie to get more coke >pulls out spaghetti sturns out we're out italian restaurant and im schizophrenic sive never used craigslist ine, that was awesome

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