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>Found out friends ostracized me for this. Politics ruins friendships Anonymous 04/17/24(Wed)01:04:17 No.917015911 >Be me in the 2010s, in my 20s. >Friends come to ask me to join them >Expecting the usual pizza, vidya, and b-movie riffing, always a good time. >Friends don't have movie or vidya up "What's up?" >"Oh hey anon, we're talking about [Current Political BS], we want your opinion." >Decide to be honest with them, they are my friends after all "Sorry, I don't know enough about the current political culture to make a valid argument or opinion, I'd rather not say anything that would be intrinsically wrong." >"Anon, you live in this f------ country, you HAVE to have an opinion!" >MFW my friends to try to put me into conversational hostage over this. >Decide to rebuke "Look guys, how about we just get a pizza, and fire up some Injustice 2?" >"Anon, we're adults, we talk politics now." >I just leave because I don't wanna deal with that b-------. Since when is being smart enough to know that I don't know something a bad thing? Politics has really ruined things for me and it's kind of sad because I miss my friends on who they used to be, it's like bodysnatchers.
>Found out friends ostracized me for this. Politics ruins friendships Anonymous 04/17/24(Wed)01:04:17 No.917015911 >Be me in the 2010s, in my 20s. >Friends come to ask me to join them >Expecting the usual pizza, vidya, and b-movie riffing, always a good time. >Friends don't have movie or vidya up "What's up?" >"Oh hey anon, we're talking about [Current Political BS], we want your opinion." >Decide to be honest with them, they are my friends after all "Sorry, I don't know enough about the current political culture to make a valid argument or opinion, I'd rather not say anything that would be intrinsically wrong." >"Anon, you live in this f------ country, you HAVE to have an opinion!" >MFW my friends to try to put me into conversational hostage over this. >Decide to rebuke "Look guys, how about we just get a pizza, and fire up some Injustice 2?" >"Anon, we're adults, we talk politics now." >I just leave because I don't wanna deal with that b-------. Since when is being smart enough to know that I don't know something a bad thing? Politics has really ruined things for me and it's kind of sad because I miss my friends on who they used to be, it's like bodysnatchers.

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Anon speedruns pokemon games | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 426 KB JPG 04/08/24(Mon) 14:44:02 No.55709347 >Pokemon speedrunners always pick female character >Look up why >Devs made female rival/friend have more dialouge. >While the male rivals talk less, saving precious time. Based red pilled devs?
: Anonymous 426 KB JPG 04/08/24(Mon) 14:44:02 No.55709347 >Pokemon speedrunners always pick female character >Look up why >Devs made female rival/friend have more dialouge. >While the male rivals talk less, saving precious time. Based red pilled devs?

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Are they stupid? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/17/24(Wed) 02:27:51 No.198323000 Capture.jpg 82 KB JPG >we have to walk funny because otherwise the worms will sense us and come, they always come >this little metronome will call a worm >but this gigantic machine won't call a worm >and the massive explosions we're causing while blowing it up also won't call a worm because... it just won't okay?
: Anonymous 04/17/24(Wed) 02:27:51 No.198323000 Capture.jpg 82 KB JPG >we have to walk funny because otherwise the worms will sense us and come, they always come >this little metronome will call a worm >but this gigantic machine won't call a worm >and the massive explosions we're causing while blowing it up also won't call a worm because... it just won't okay?

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Anon discovers a bootleg poster | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_20240415_145732467 (1).jpg (392 KB, 1940x4096) Coming Soon Blatant ripoff movies Anonymous 04/16/24(Tue)17:54:55 No.198326887 >>198326909 >>198326986 >>198327032 >>198327490 >>198327505 >>198327607 >Be me >At high school and walking down the hallway. >See this monstrosity. >"Space Fights" What a blatant ripoff of Battlestar Galactica. Anonymous 04/16/24(Tue)17:55:49 No.198326909 >>198326887 (OP)
File: IMG_20240415_145732467 (1).jpg (392 KB, 1940x4096) Coming Soon Blatant ripoff movies Anonymous 04/16/24(Tue)17:54:55 No.198326887 >>198326909 >>198326986 >>198327032 >>198327490 >>198327505 >>198327607 >Be me >At high school and walking down the hallway. >See this monstrosity. >"Space Fights" What a blatant ripoff of Battlestar Galactica. Anonymous 04/16/24(Tue)17:55:49 No.198326909 >>198326887 (OP)

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What quote lives in your brain rent free? Mine is the dad's asnwer...It pops up from time to time...for almost 10 year now | /r/Greentext

1363302801416.gif-(1/2 KB, 300x165, 1323187660090.gif) Anonymous 03/14/13(Thu)19:13 No. 11884997 Replies: >>11885 I'm gay. My dad is not pleased with this fact. Completely homophobic. Half the time his homophobia doesn't even make sense. >Fishing show on TV in the living room >Watching it with mom and dad >Mom: "I don't have the patience for that kind of stuff >Me: "It doesn't feel like too long when you're out there" >Dad: "Time flies when you're a f-----." >Go to my room
1363302801416.gif-(1/2 KB, 300x165, 1323187660090.gif) Anonymous 03/14/13(Thu)19:13 No. 11884997 Replies: >>11885 I'm gay. My dad is not pleased with this fact. Completely homophobic. Half the time his homophobia doesn't even make sense. >Fishing show on TV in the living room >Watching it with mom and dad >Mom: "I don't have the patience for that kind of stuff >Me: "It doesn't feel like too long when you're out there" >Dad: "Time flies when you're a f-----." >Go to my room

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Anon meet his future wife | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 129 KB JPG says, "good job." 01/19/21(Tue)00:59:08 No.59424353 >Ask attractive woman how long she last left on power rack >She asks if I want to work in with her >Say I don't want to impose >She raises her eyebrows at me and says, "Impose yourself." >I strict press more than she squats >She slaps me on the butt afterwards and What should I do when I see her tomorrow?
Anonymous 129 KB JPG says, "good job." 01/19/21(Tue)00:59:08 No.59424353 >Ask attractive woman how long she last left on power rack >She asks if I want to work in with her >Say I don't want to impose >She raises her eyebrows at me and says, "Impose yourself." >I strict press more than she squats >She slaps me on the butt afterwards and What should I do when I see her tomorrow?

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Anon need real advice | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/17/24(Wed)00:30:16 No.916987147 48 KB JPG My best friend just broke up with his gf and his now ex gf sent me a snap of a video on her computer of my friend sucking some guys d---. I wrote w-- and she responded "yeah he's a f--". w-- do I do? Do I tell my friend about this? I don't want to know about any of this and I have no idea why she sent me that
Anonymous 04/17/24(Wed)00:30:16 No.916987147 48 KB JPG My best friend just broke up with his gf and his now ex gf sent me a snap of a video on her computer of my friend sucking some guys d---. I wrote w-- and she responded "yeah he's a f--". w-- do I do? Do I tell my friend about this? I don't want to know about any of this and I have no idea why she sent me that

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It's a big circle | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: +w0enNN3) لا غالب إلا الله 36 KB PNG 04/16/24(Tue)22:11:20 No.465195567 >Be Spain >Get colonized by Islam >Live under Muslim Tyranny for 800 years >Rebel and finally push the invaders out. >Become Chad Catholic Nation. >Become Colonizer. >Conquer half the world. >Lose colonies. >No longer chad Catholic Nation. >Becomes woke. >Begins taking "refugees". >Get colonized by Islam. Why is Dad like this?
: Anonymous (ID: +w0enNN3) لا غالب إلا الله 36 KB PNG 04/16/24(Tue)22:11:20 No.465195567 >Be Spain >Get colonized by Islam >Live under Muslim Tyranny for 800 years >Rebel and finally push the invaders out. >Become Chad Catholic Nation. >Become Colonizer. >Conquer half the world. >Lose colonies. >No longer chad Catholic Nation. >Becomes woke. >Begins taking "refugees". >Get colonized by Islam. Why is Dad like this?

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Lighthearted anon humour | /r/Greentext

Anonymous! 04/16/24(Tue)03:48:42 No.196104008 WHY DID THE FIN RUN A MARATHON????? TO CROSS THE FINNISH LINE!!!! 189 KB JPG >>196104280 #
Anonymous! 04/16/24(Tue)03:48:42 No.196104008 WHY DID THE FIN RUN A MARATHON????? TO CROSS THE FINNISH LINE!!!! 189 KB JPG >>196104280 #

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Anon discovers a cheat code | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 8 KB JPG >be me 04/16/24(Tue)08:41:39 No.77155356 >straight >walk into starbucks on college campus >stand in line >feel something in the depths of my bowels >s--- pants aggressively >everyone hears and sees >cant unshit my pants so i decide to keep going about my day >when i ordered my latte the workers got it out to me as fast as possible >when i went to my classes there were no assholes who sat next to me or even near me >on my walk back to my apartment nobody bothered me with any b------- >when i cooked dinner that night my roommates all left the common area so i had the kitchen to myself w-- did i just discover a cheat code? i should do this more often
Anonymous 8 KB JPG >be me 04/16/24(Tue)08:41:39 No.77155356 >straight >walk into starbucks on college campus >stand in line >feel something in the depths of my bowels >s--- pants aggressively >everyone hears and sees >cant unshit my pants so i decide to keep going about my day >when i ordered my latte the workers got it out to me as fast as possible >when i went to my classes there were no assholes who sat next to me or even near me >on my walk back to my apartment nobody bothered me with any b------- >when i cooked dinner that night my roommates all left the common area so i had the kitchen to myself w-- did i just discover a cheat code? i should do this more often

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No boobs = liability | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous "HAHAHAHA YOU WORSHIP "SKY DADDY"!!!! FAMILY-MAN? YOUR LIFE IS SO BORING" 04/16/24(Tue)13:58:29 No.916971596 LEARN MY SONS: "WHEN A MAN CAN'T FIND MEANING IN LIFE HE NUMBS HIMSELF IG@trad west WITH PLEASURE" IMG_20240131_015921_846.jpg 114 KB JPG IG:@trad_west >17 >loved anime little girls >26 >meh they have no boob or ass >they're a huge liability to take as wife >can't help me with nothing, I have to cook for them, not them cooking for me I just lost feelings for them anon, same? 2 Replies : Anonymous : Anonymous >>916971596 (OP) # View Thread 04/16/24(Tue)14:07:46 No.916971809 04/16/24(Tue)14:13:16 No. 916971937 Yeah I too stopped being into kids once I stopped being a kid, that is normal.
: Anonymous "HAHAHAHA YOU WORSHIP "SKY DADDY"!!!! FAMILY-MAN? YOUR LIFE IS SO BORING" 04/16/24(Tue)13:58:29 No.916971596 LEARN MY SONS: "WHEN A MAN CAN'T FIND MEANING IN LIFE HE NUMBS HIMSELF IG@trad west WITH PLEASURE" IMG_20240131_015921_846.jpg 114 KB JPG IG:@trad_west >17 >loved anime little girls >26 >meh they have no boob or ass >they're a huge liability to take as wife >can't help me with nothing, I have to cook for them, not them cooking for me I just lost feelings for them anon, same? 2 Replies : Anonymous : Anonymous >>916971596 (OP) # View Thread 04/16/24(Tue)14:07:46 No.916971809 04/16/24(Tue)14:13:16 No. 916971937 Yeah I too stopped being into kids once I stopped being a kid, that is normal.

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Twink (false) made it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 53 KB JPG 04/16/24(Tue)13:00:00 No.74060309 >be twink >have bigly twink energy >even guys shorter than me want to top me >my fem co-workers say they'll protect me >getting close to summer >take off jacket >my friends are dumbfounded >"You're buff Anon, w--?" >"When did you start working out?" I'm very happy rn
: Anonymous 53 KB JPG 04/16/24(Tue)13:00:00 No.74060309 >be twink >have bigly twink energy >even guys shorter than me want to top me >my fem co-workers say they'll protect me >getting close to summer >take off jacket >my friends are dumbfounded >"You're buff Anon, w--?" >"When did you start working out?" I'm very happy rn

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Anon on male and female preferences | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 4 84 KB JPG also our biology! Men: 04/16/24(Tue)11:39:00 No.77154151 Men: >Heh, we are attracted to things like young women, big breasts, and wide hips because its our biology. Cope harder Women: >Ok! We like tall men because our ancestors used to pick them since they could better protect them. Its >NOOOOOO YOU CANT DO THAT YOU SUPERFICIAL BITCH!! ROT IN HELL Why are males this retarded? Anonymous >>77154151 (OP) # 04/16/24(Tue)11:42:04 No.77154173 Men have a soft threshold on looks and will settle for low to mid tier woman, unlike like women who're hellbent that they'll only f--- tall and handsome men. : Anonymous >>77154151 (OP) # 04/16/24(Tue)11:44:39 No.77154187 see this s--- right here is why I'm a f--
Anonymous 4 84 KB JPG also our biology! Men: 04/16/24(Tue)11:39:00 No.77154151 Men: >Heh, we are attracted to things like young women, big breasts, and wide hips because its our biology. Cope harder Women: >Ok! We like tall men because our ancestors used to pick them since they could better protect them. Its >NOOOOOO YOU CANT DO THAT YOU SUPERFICIAL BITCH!! ROT IN HELL Why are males this retarded? Anonymous >>77154151 (OP) # 04/16/24(Tue)11:42:04 No.77154173 Men have a soft threshold on looks and will settle for low to mid tier woman, unlike like women who're hellbent that they'll only f--- tall and handsome men. : Anonymous >>77154151 (OP) # 04/16/24(Tue)11:44:39 No.77154187 see this s--- right here is why I'm a f--

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Anon is an autist | /r/Greentext

[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [☐ Auto] File: Screenshot_20240416-061603.png (1.34 MB, 1080x684) >"Do you have any mental health issues" >respond with Eminem brain damage lyrics >sent to psych floor ☐ Anonymous 04/16/24(Tue)06:30:08 No.916969821 >be me >in er for migraine, waiting for hours >remember some medical show where a guy started singing his words and it was a stroke >idea.png >nurse calls me back, start answering with song lyrics and rapping >she calls a Dr >itsworking.png >Psych asks me about my raps sarcastically >say I was just trying to get seen faster >diagnosed factitious disorder and prescribed 3 meds Turns out life isn't an episode of house
[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [☐ Auto] File: Screenshot_20240416-061603.png (1.34 MB, 1080x684) >"Do you have any mental health issues" >respond with Eminem brain damage lyrics >sent to psych floor ☐ Anonymous 04/16/24(Tue)06:30:08 No.916969821 >be me >in er for migraine, waiting for hours >remember some medical show where a guy started singing his words and it was a stroke >idea.png >nurse calls me back, start answering with song lyrics and rapping >she calls a Dr >itsworking.png >Psych asks me about my raps sarcastically >say I was just trying to get seen faster >diagnosed factitious disorder and prescribed 3 meds Turns out life isn't an episode of house

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Anon has autism | /r/Greentext

✓ A Aspergers Aspergers No.77153051 04/16/24(Tue)08:29:16 口: dbce3b5c98f6382a73779ebc6956c4eb.jpg JPG 29.8 KiB 735x506 >Be me >15 >Get diagnosed with assburgers >Nothing happens, just a friendless freak at school, no friends, weird hobbies >Don't need therapy >End up becoming NEET by age 19, living on disability >Years later go to doctor for first annual physical since I'm 16 >Tells me I need to go to psychologists, so I go >Talk to the doctor (mistake) >Walk out the door with prescription for an antipsychotic (abilify) and antidepressant (effexor) >Start taking them in October 2023 >Becomes a zombie, completely devoid of feelings, even anger >Develop face blindness >Develop medication side effects, have to go on a beta blocker for akathisa >Genitals stop working >Cant do anything but sleep 14-18 hours a day, not possible to get out of bed >Stop watching anime and even scrolling here, i dont have energy to do anything except roll over in bed >Havent eaten in 5 days, I lose 14 lbs on my meds since October, and I have a bmi of 15.7 >Really low blood pressure >Quit my meds cold turkey 4 weeks ago >Brain zaps, shivering, uncontrollable anxiety >Sensation in my d--- for first time in months >Uncontrollable crying spells >Enough energy to eat again >Feeling so much better despite withdrawal side effects >Finally have energy to get on my computer again I did literally NOTHING except sleep, withdrawals have been hell on earth, but I have actual feelings again. What the f--- is wrong with American doctors? I am only diagnosed with Asperger's and ODD. I can't work because of my autism and am a hikkikomori NEET, but why the F--- did they think an antipsychotic could fix me? It turned me into a zombie. Physically unable to function normally. It was basically another disability. I don't know why I trusted the doctor. I've never felt that bad in my whole life and I'm a skellycell autist who dropped out of highschool and lives on disability (which is barely enough to live and eat) I hate having autism
✓ A Aspergers Aspergers No.77153051 04/16/24(Tue)08:29:16 口: dbce3b5c98f6382a73779ebc6956c4eb.jpg JPG 29.8 KiB 735x506 >Be me >15 >Get diagnosed with assburgers >Nothing happens, just a friendless freak at school, no friends, weird hobbies >Don't need therapy >End up becoming NEET by age 19, living on disability >Years later go to doctor for first annual physical since I'm 16 >Tells me I need to go to psychologists, so I go >Talk to the doctor (mistake) >Walk out the door with prescription for an antipsychotic (abilify) and antidepressant (effexor) >Start taking them in October 2023 >Becomes a zombie, completely devoid of feelings, even anger >Develop face blindness >Develop medication side effects, have to go on a beta blocker for akathisa >Genitals stop working >Cant do anything but sleep 14-18 hours a day, not possible to get out of bed >Stop watching anime and even scrolling here, i dont have energy to do anything except roll over in bed >Havent eaten in 5 days, I lose 14 lbs on my meds since October, and I have a bmi of 15.7 >Really low blood pressure >Quit my meds cold turkey 4 weeks ago >Brain zaps, shivering, uncontrollable anxiety >Sensation in my d--- for first time in months >Uncontrollable crying spells >Enough energy to eat again >Feeling so much better despite withdrawal side effects >Finally have energy to get on my computer again I did literally NOTHING except sleep, withdrawals have been hell on earth, but I have actual feelings again. What the f--- is wrong with American doctors? I am only diagnosed with Asperger's and ODD. I can't work because of my autism and am a hikkikomori NEET, but why the F--- did they think an antipsychotic could fix me? It turned me into a zombie. Physically unable to function normally. It was basically another disability. I don't know why I trusted the doctor. I've never felt that bad in my whole life and I'm a skellycell autist who dropped out of highschool and lives on disability (which is barely enough to live and eat) I hate having autism

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The most based user on /fit/ | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/16/24(Tue)00:20:09 No.74060198 13690769.jpg 476 KB JPG >most important trait for women >literally impossible to grow through lifting Hips really are the ultimate filter Anonymous >>74060198 (OP) # 04/16/24(Tue)00:21:01 No.74060203 The most important trait for women is kindness.
: Anonymous 04/16/24(Tue)00:20:09 No.74060198 13690769.jpg 476 KB JPG >most important trait for women >literally impossible to grow through lifting Hips really are the ultimate filter Anonymous >>74060198 (OP) # 04/16/24(Tue)00:21:01 No.74060203 The most important trait for women is kindness.

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Anon nearly snapped at gf | /r/Greentext

6 KB JPG >>still works >>gf just sat on my lap >>kicked the ssd in my computer in the process, knocking out power to it >>pc locks up >>rage starts to build >>manage to stop myself, shut it off and replug Just very nearly lost my s--- at her; worried I cant control my emotions very well; do I deserve to be alone?
6 KB JPG >>still works >>gf just sat on my lap >>kicked the ssd in my computer in the process, knocking out power to it >>pc locks up >>rage starts to build >>manage to stop myself, shut it off and replug Just very nearly lost my s--- at her; worried I cant control my emotions very well; do I deserve to be alone?

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Anon fucked up | /r/Greentext

← /b/ - Guys. I f... ☑ ☐ : No.916486206 04/06/24(Sat) 20:04:08 Korra.jpg JPG 49.9 KiB 713x675 Guys. I f----- up. I was THIS close to having a tomboy brown gf and she just f------ shut me down. >have crush on tomboy brown coworker >reminds me of the cartoon character Korra, pic related >spunky attitude, very aggressive, but playful if you try to mess with her, always smiles, very hyper >we get along great, she's cool as heck and really into boyish stuff like skateboarding (still wears converse ffs but she says it's for lifting after work), hiking, exploring spooky houses, has a goddamn samurai sword in her car because she's scared of walking home alone >punches my arm, I make some joking threats and she always gets up to my face and smiles and tells me "go ahead and drop me if you're so strong I bet you can't" >friends tell me "dude she wants, can't f--- this up" >man up despite being kissless virgin sperg, and ask her out, I had to do it >"you're really cool Anon but sorry, I don't feel that way about you, I hope we can still be friends?" >I reply "no thanks, I don't want to be friends I would just be lying that I didn't have feelings for you while we messed around at work so let's cut contact" >later in the day my coworkers tell me that she wasn't as uppity as always >next couple of days I see her trying to joke around with me like always, I just sort of do a halfassed smile and walk away just leaving her doing something silly which looks out of place to others >comes up to me during lunch >"hey Anon mind if I sit here I bought you that favorite hamburger from that store we buy burgers from, it's your favorite!" >tell her "no thanks my lunch is over anyways (lying) so I get up and walk away" >she's sitting there with head head down holding the hamburger for a while >girl coworker asks me "why is she so sad?" >apparently she got up when I left and then went to her office, when she got out she looked like she was crying How much did I f--- things up?
← /b/ - Guys. I f... ☑ ☐ : No.916486206 04/06/24(Sat) 20:04:08 Korra.jpg JPG 49.9 KiB 713x675 Guys. I f----- up. I was THIS close to having a tomboy brown gf and she just f------ shut me down. >have crush on tomboy brown coworker >reminds me of the cartoon character Korra, pic related >spunky attitude, very aggressive, but playful if you try to mess with her, always smiles, very hyper >we get along great, she's cool as heck and really into boyish stuff like skateboarding (still wears converse ffs but she says it's for lifting after work), hiking, exploring spooky houses, has a goddamn samurai sword in her car because she's scared of walking home alone >punches my arm, I make some joking threats and she always gets up to my face and smiles and tells me "go ahead and drop me if you're so strong I bet you can't" >friends tell me "dude she wants, can't f--- this up" >man up despite being kissless virgin sperg, and ask her out, I had to do it >"you're really cool Anon but sorry, I don't feel that way about you, I hope we can still be friends?" >I reply "no thanks, I don't want to be friends I would just be lying that I didn't have feelings for you while we messed around at work so let's cut contact" >later in the day my coworkers tell me that she wasn't as uppity as always >next couple of days I see her trying to joke around with me like always, I just sort of do a halfassed smile and walk away just leaving her doing something silly which looks out of place to others >comes up to me during lunch >"hey Anon mind if I sit here I bought you that favorite hamburger from that store we buy burgers from, it's your favorite!" >tell her "no thanks my lunch is over anyways (lying) so I get up and walk away" >she's sitting there with head head down holding the hamburger for a while >girl coworker asks me "why is she so sad?" >apparently she got up when I left and then went to her office, when she got out she looked like she was crying How much did I f--- things up?

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Anon is not sleeping | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 525 KB PNG >be me 04/16/24(Tue)07:19:43 No.77152702 >pull an all nighter >crawl through the day almost falling sleep >feel unholy burst of energy right before bedtime, as if i haven't been awake for 40 hours >mfw i realize it's not going away This is not f------ fair.
Anonymous 525 KB PNG >be me 04/16/24(Tue)07:19:43 No.77152702 >pull an all nighter >crawl through the day almost falling sleep >feel unholy burst of energy right before bedtime, as if i haven't been awake for 40 hours >mfw i realize it's not going away This is not f------ fair.

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Anon has a low amount of testosterone | /r/Greentext

50 KB JPG >2019 >go to endocrinologist to get my T levels checked because I suspect I have low testosterone >result: 230ng/dl >doctor says its completely normal and that low test is <200ng/dl and that I should just eat more lettuce (Imao) >2023 >low testosterone symptoms keep getting worse >go to doctor again, thinking maybe my T levels are now under 200ng/dl which means I qualify for treatment >result: 170ng/dl >get somewhat excited because I think the doctor will give me the injections i need >doctor says its completely normal and that low test is <100ng/dl and that I need to do yoga because its good for me >w-- >but last time you told me it was 200ng >he says its always been 100ng and that I'm imagining things f--- doctors.
50 KB JPG >2019 >go to endocrinologist to get my T levels checked because I suspect I have low testosterone >result: 230ng/dl >doctor says its completely normal and that low test is <200ng/dl and that I should just eat more lettuce (Imao) >2023 >low testosterone symptoms keep getting worse >go to doctor again, thinking maybe my T levels are now under 200ng/dl which means I qualify for treatment >result: 170ng/dl >get somewhat excited because I think the doctor will give me the injections i need >doctor says its completely normal and that low test is <100ng/dl and that I need to do yoga because its good for me >w-- >but last time you told me it was 200ng >he says its always been 100ng and that I'm imagining things f--- doctors.

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