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Way More Useless Than They Should Be

DMs should give players as many magic items as they want because they will never use them anyways imgflip.com CHANGE MY MIND
DMs should give players as many magic items as they want because they will never use them anyways imgflip.com CHANGE MY MIND

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Magic Spambot

USESENDING TO SEND IMPORTANT MESSAGES FROM NPCS TO PLAYERS USE SENDING SO THE BBEG CAN INSULT THE PLAYERS USE SENDING SO THE CLERK FROM THAT ONE ARCANE SHOP THEY VISITED 10 SESSIONS AGO CAN SPAM THE PLAYERS WITH THE TOP SALES AND DISCOUNTS
USESENDING TO SEND IMPORTANT MESSAGES FROM NPCS TO PLAYERS USE SENDING SO THE BBEG CAN INSULT THE PLAYERS USE SENDING SO THE CLERK FROM THAT ONE ARCANE SHOP THEY VISITED 10 SESSIONS AGO CAN SPAM THE PLAYERS WITH THE TOP SALES AND DISCOUNTS

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Whips

whips in art and my imagination whips in combat
whips in art and my imagination whips in combat

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I Guess It Works

Barbarian with no magic weapons I'm going to attack the ghost by swinging the halfling in magic platemail at it DM That feels weird, but l'll allow it
Barbarian with no magic weapons I'm going to attack the ghost by swinging the halfling in magic platemail at it DM That feels weird, but l'll allow it

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Paladins of Old and New

Paladin of Today ist edition AD&D Cavalier-Paladin No ability score requirements, anyone can apply Strictest requirements in the game, literally one in a million qualifies Dirt-common, not special, just another job in high fantasyland Rare and mighty, feared and respected, every kid wants to be him but few have what it takes (Probably all literally identical True fairytale hero; evil beware! Wears only the finest, shiniest plate due to to point-buy) scrub shine The armour's just there for show, let Follows battle tactics, sits and waits Relies on magic armor: would slap on ugly peasant leather if it were +5 CHAAAAAAARGE! everyone know what they're dealing with; the Listens the enemy taunting, does nothing No faith, no self-esteem; lured in by the temptations of the arcane First to clash with the foe, true defense is his unshakeable faith and Coward Modern armour fashion is garish and bright last to quit the field righteous will! Literally immune to fear Plain silver, maybe a bit of gold lining At least he has chicken! Does diplomacy, compromises Stylish and timeless Accepts surrender THE most Lawful and Good there ever was Adopts the baby orcs Does whatever brings the most benefit to the greater number of decent Puts the "pal" in "paladin Alignment doesn't matter, just take up a quick specific oath and don't thinking creatures and the least woe to the rest Kill them all, let their gods sort them out worry about it; anything goes (It's punchy, flavourful, deeply philosophical and thematically connected, yet The orcs would grow up evil anyway Still bears the scars of twenty years of s----- DMs with Paladin Fall boners open for interpretation, guiding roleplay instead of being a straitjacket. The brigands could slip back to their ways What's not to like? Why do people harp on about it?) It's all just "guidelines" anyway Won't even tolerate evil party members Follows every tenet of chivalry; embodies the pure heroic ideal Only survives because no one dies nowadays (Neutrals get a pass for this adventure only) It's the most lethal edition, yet he won't die even if he's killed You didn't call him here to mince words Not even any good at his job; needs to multi into a caster to make it work Leave the peace talks to the bard Warlocks keep hogging on his turf No multiclassing - born as a cavalier, dies as a cavalier, needs nothing else, shuns sorcery Suffer not the witch to live: resistant to magic, mind control Saves the day, gets all the chicks (Charisma grants huge comeliness bonus; nothing in chivalry about oaths of chastity)
Paladin of Today ist edition AD&D Cavalier-Paladin No ability score requirements, anyone can apply Strictest requirements in the game, literally one in a million qualifies Dirt-common, not special, just another job in high fantasyland Rare and mighty, feared and respected, every kid wants to be him but few have what it takes (Probably all literally identical True fairytale hero; evil beware! Wears only the finest, shiniest plate due to to point-buy) scrub shine The armour's just there for show, let Follows battle tactics, sits and waits Relies on magic armor: would slap on ugly peasant leather if it were +5 CHAAAAAAARGE! everyone know what they're dealing with; the Listens the enemy taunting, does nothing No faith, no self-esteem; lured in by the temptations of the arcane First to clash with the foe, true defense is his unshakeable faith and Coward Modern armour fashion is garish and bright last to quit the field righteous will! Literally immune to fear Plain silver, maybe a bit of gold lining At least he has chicken! Does diplomacy, compromises Stylish and timeless Accepts surrender THE most Lawful and Good there ever was Adopts the baby orcs Does whatever brings the most benefit to the greater number of decent Puts the "pal" in "paladin Alignment doesn't matter, just take up a quick specific oath and don't thinking creatures and the least woe to the rest Kill them all, let their gods sort them out worry about it; anything goes (It's punchy, flavourful, deeply philosophical and thematically connected, yet The orcs would grow up evil anyway Still bears the scars of twenty years of s----- DMs with Paladin Fall boners open for interpretation, guiding roleplay instead of being a straitjacket. The brigands could slip back to their ways What's not to like? Why do people harp on about it?) It's all just "guidelines" anyway Won't even tolerate evil party members Follows every tenet of chivalry; embodies the pure heroic ideal Only survives because no one dies nowadays (Neutrals get a pass for this adventure only) It's the most lethal edition, yet he won't die even if he's killed You didn't call him here to mince words Not even any good at his job; needs to multi into a caster to make it work Leave the peace talks to the bard Warlocks keep hogging on his turf No multiclassing - born as a cavalier, dies as a cavalier, needs nothing else, shuns sorcery Suffer not the witch to live: resistant to magic, mind control Saves the day, gets all the chicks (Charisma grants huge comeliness bonus; nothing in chivalry about oaths of chastity)

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Tortle Gunner


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Konrade

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if you like

I AM A MANLY UZAR DMAN A "LIZARDMALY" IP YOU LIKE
I AM A MANLY UZAR DMAN A "LIZARDMALY" IP YOU LIKE

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No. Really.

When a players can't do a young sounding voice for their kid character so they just use their normal speaking I'm four years old.
When a players can't do a young sounding voice for their kid character so they just use their normal speaking I'm four years old.

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Cleric Gang

When you arrive at session 0 five minutes late and everyone has picked a damage class Tam once again Csupport.
When you arrive at session 0 five minutes late and everyone has picked a damage class Tam once again Csupport.

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No Charisma

Players: Why can't you DM more like Matt Mercer??? Also players: Annay ing PERSONALITY TRAITS Does whatever IDEALS BONDS he charisma FLAWS
Players: Why can't you DM more like Matt Mercer??? Also players: Annay ing PERSONALITY TRAITS Does whatever IDEALS BONDS he charisma FLAWS

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Darkvision

rob. @robfromonline bank robber: everybody on the ground or i'll shoot teller: oh no customers: oh no Guy whose D&D character [really wanting to has darkvision: talk about darkvision but realizing it's not an appropriate time] oh no
rob. @robfromonline bank robber: everybody on the ground or i'll shoot teller: oh no customers: oh no Guy whose D&D character [really wanting to has darkvision: talk about darkvision but realizing it's not an appropriate time] oh no

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The Easier Way

Sorcerers and Wizards: *Squabbling over spells known* Druids and Clerics, who have access to their entire spell list and can choose new spells every long rest: Pathetic. made with mematic
Sorcerers and Wizards: *Squabbling over spells known* Druids and Clerics, who have access to their entire spell list and can choose new spells every long rest: Pathetic. made with mematic

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DM Jail

In DM Jail: DM who counterspells healing spells Sometimes when my players buy health potions, I make them potions of Poison DUDE W--!
In DM Jail: DM who counterspells healing spells Sometimes when my players buy health potions, I make them potions of Poison DUDE W--!

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Hello There

me the DM Why can't you just be normal? Simic Hybrid Artificer that wants 4 Sun Blades so he can be General Grievous *Screams* General Kenobi
me the DM Why can't you just be normal? Simic Hybrid Artificer that wants 4 Sun Blades so he can be General Grievous *Screams* General Kenobi

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Roleplay Enthusiast

ME EXPLAINING THAT SINCE LOOKING AT A WELDING ARC IRL CAN BLIND YOU BUT NOT IF YOU SEE THAT SAME ARC ON TELEVISION, THEREFORE A PHOTO OF A MEDUSA WON'T TURN YOU TO STONE MY TINDER-DATE REALIZING SHE MISINTERPRETED "ROLE PLAY ENTHUSIAST" IN MY PROFILE made with mematic
ME EXPLAINING THAT SINCE LOOKING AT A WELDING ARC IRL CAN BLIND YOU BUT NOT IF YOU SEE THAT SAME ARC ON TELEVISION, THEREFORE A PHOTO OF A MEDUSA WON'T TURN YOU TO STONE MY TINDER-DATE REALIZING SHE MISINTERPRETED "ROLE PLAY ENTHUSIAST" IN MY PROFILE made with mematic

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So Realistic

When a players can't do a young sounding voice for their kid character so they just use their normal speaking I'm 12 years old.
When a players can't do a young sounding voice for their kid character so they just use their normal speaking I'm 12 years old.

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Problem Solving

Bard: I charm the guard Rogue: I sneak past the guard Barbarian: r. Aneska SAYS VIOLENCE WORKS FOR HER
Bard: I charm the guard Rogue: I sneak past the guard Barbarian: r. Aneska SAYS VIOLENCE WORKS FOR HER

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Paladin

Samwise Gamgee swore an oath to a celestial being before going on a divine quest. Therefore he is a paladin. He's out of line, but he's right. made with mematic
Samwise Gamgee swore an oath to a celestial being before going on a divine quest. Therefore he is a paladin. He's out of line, but he's right. made with mematic

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True Evil

Casting Counterspell on the Spellcasters Casting Calm Emotions on the Barbarian
Casting Counterspell on the Spellcasters Casting Calm Emotions on the Barbarian

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