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AS A CHILD, IT SEEMED ABSURD FOR AN ADULT TO BEA CARICATURIST, SINGLE AND LIVE WITH HIS PETS. WELL, THE JOKE IS TOLD ONLY. 0

AS A CHILD, IT SEEMED ABSURD FOR AN ADULT TO BEA CARICATURIST, SINGLE AND LIVE WITH HIS PETS. WELL, THE JOKE IS TOLD ONLY. 0

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gaaaarfiieeeld!

File: image.ipg (25 KB, 210x239) Anonymous 01/20/16 Wed 23:38:44 No.79 175719 >-79176919 >>79176954 2-79177096 >>791 77813 >>791 77970 22791 78634 >>79178671 > 791 78725 >>79182457 2-79182487 >>79185345 >-79186 28 >-79186387 2-79189434 >>791 89540 -79190263 -79190334 2-79190576 >-79195426 Another child died today Garfield. He was terrified. In that moment I wished I could merge with his fear and slip into a saccharine foreverscream. But this is my duty Garfield, have you stopped eating my lasagna? Have you ever looked in that pan? When was the last time you tasted what you were chewing? You shuffling, bumbling, crusty, dumb f--- cat Garfield. If I pelted you with rocks who would hear the dumb screams? If l set myself on fire and smothered you who would die first? You're a tumor Garfield, but God made cancer, just like he made lasagna, except I made the lasagna. Does that make me more than a man? They call you a "bad cat" but they will never drink from the fat and rotten juices, they are unfit to be in the kingdom of Heaven and Hell Garfield. You are cut from the nape of the Earth, you little bitty cat. Dont kick Odie off the table!! Gaaarfiieeeeld!!! Anonymous 01/20/16(Wed)23:41:36 No 5 No.79177917 >279180787 8 No.79177213 What the f--- (325 KB, 826x1080) What was the lasagna made of, Jon? Usually things like this don't creep me out But for some reason this is so creepy □ Anonymous 01/20/16(Wed)23:44:10 No.79175838 □ Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)01:24:03 No.791 77341、2-79182434 Welcome to /co □ Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)00:53:27 No.79176919 2-79177341 >>79182434 Don't look in Jon's basement □ Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)00:05:41 No.79176233 What happened to Lyman, John? What the f--- happened to Lyman?! Keep us posted □ Anonymous 01/21/16 Thu 01:08: 13 No. 791 771 19 File: image.ipg (13 KB, 130x148) 2-791 77382 >>79186128 >>79190214-79190263 791 90576 791 91128 You stumble home drunk and your bits are all cut away. Did you let someone get to them? Did you snip them off yourself? You wont tell me. Instead you sit in front of the telly, sagging and staring at a sitcom. Your bits are still bleeding. Chunks soak into the upholstery. You'll be fine tomorrow Garfield You live here, Garfield. You are in between the walls and the beams but you live here. I breathe you in sometimes. It makes me remember innocence. I scream and shake outside of the shower. I try to step in but I slip on a wacky tie. I catch a glimpse of you on the way down just outside of the door frame. Your smile all pus and burn scars. Whose face will it be tomorrow? Garfield, I am your keeper. I just can't seem to get a date! 1 No.7917789079190576 Spoiler Image (35 KB, 470x4 e: 1404261404801 png (93 KB, 278x611 1451625657418 ipg (13 KB, 306x325) where this thread i mfw there is no Garfield except when we anymore, quvs elect all images with past ope. F--- this. I'm out. I'm f------ done Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)20 At what point do we start Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)20 large.ipg (75 KB, 500x50 ng Ix/ forh How could a bunch of bored roleplaying teenagers possibly h Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)20 They could write the next paragraph A thousand shifting fever dreams couldn't m----- my love for you, Garfield. It runs through the wires and the cogs and the paper cuts and the plu s. It died twenty years ago. It's pumped up again from a black river bottom and vomited onto naked little bodies. Can I remove myself from its fate? They pick at you like a great big feast. Garfield, your bulbous thoughts were always clear. I just didn't want to hear. But now it doesnt matter. Now you will see tomorrow. A thousand million living things melted for you. A hundred thousand writhing tongues coming from you. It's a wonderful world and this that the ppy, you fatty cat me Nermal comes 182776 >-79182811 >-791 82847 >-791 83513 >>791 86 129 Strive for your next breath, you big bad kitty cat. Believe that with it you can do more than with the last one. Use your brea power your capac aci o your capacities come from, Garfield? Why do you always go where I want and do what I say, with a grumble in your wake and a hiss of incompetence with each ta Per you re jus ing a fool's errand, doing everything as Ive planned, never able You would do well to believe that I know it i nge your course of meal - being las decipher the chaotic motion of your thought process for each bubble that comes to par, motions against me - your valued owner - for a Or, perhaps, that is not the Perhaps, you are doing what you were mea do. Your animali ams for vengeance and r that you say you can hardly endur had many times beckoned et up and move about for th ssary, but to alw ways eat is your rives on lasanga as an excuse? An t in a world where your merits are ill-conceived and nigh impossible for the demands that plague your everyday lazy life. A world where violence is only a kick of a dog away. A haze of laughter to come, but you isdiction. Do you care about that lasanga, or do you u and I both know what truly you wish for in that abrasion of what is normality s are constantly fighting for life on the s outside. Every b every motion brings them one instan ath. With that kind of heritage and des how can you deny yourself? How can you expect yours natu Do you feel fr And people say the Heathcliff threads are a------, holy f-- Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)20:22:26 No image.png (146 KB, 236x301 removed your tail, would it float in water? And in formaldehyde, just as well? Would you chew your food with holes all through your jaw? Would you undulate a sickly hate for Mondays out from beneath thos himmering puncture wounds? In spite of the answers, I am luculent. You Garfield, are the one who's mad. Gone from all fours to salient lethargy, a mockery of beast and man. Your rotund zingers leaking into open air like mustard gas, making me question the meanings of master and servant. Now I know they are two sides of the same lasagna pan They stretched your hide across the Earth out of a wretched love for you. It tore at the seams but never ripped apart, covering me like a child, over and over. Through the folds I saw your infinite faces snarling and laughing. My tormentor. My play pet. At the precipice of the kitchen counter, in birdbaths past and future, I reached out for you. I grasped your bubbling silhouette, bathed in a roar of birthday-cake-flame. And I recognized dimly that somewhere nearby yet also insurmountable, I did not make this choice In spite of that, Garfield, I want to ask you. Do you bleed?

File: image.ipg (25 KB, 210x239) Anonymous 01/20/16 Wed 23:38:44 No.79 175719 >-79176919 >>79176954 2-79177096 >>791 77813 >>791 77970 22791 78634 >>79178671 > 791 78725 >>79182457 2-79182487 >>79185345 >-79186 28 >-79186387 2-79189434 >>791 89540 -79190263 -79190334 2-79190576 >-79195426 Another child died today Garfield. He was terrified. In that moment I wished I could merge with his fear and slip into a saccharine foreverscream. But this is my duty Garfield, have you stopped eating my lasagna? Have you ever looked in that pan? When was the last time you tasted what you were chewing? You shuffling, bumbling, crusty, dumb f--- cat Garfield. If I pelted you with rocks who would hear the dumb screams? If l set myself on fire and smothered you who would die first? You're a tumor Garfield, but God made cancer, just like he made lasagna, except I made the lasagna. Does that make me more than a man? They call you a "bad cat" but they will never drink from the fat and rotten juices, they are unfit to be in the kingdom of Heaven and Hell Garfield. You are cut from the nape of the Earth, you little bitty cat. Dont kick Odie off the table!! Gaaarfiieeeeld!!! Anonymous 01/20/16(Wed)23:41:36 No 5 No.79177917 >279180787 8 No.79177213 What the f--- (325 KB, 826x1080) What was the lasagna made of, Jon? Usually things like this don't creep me out But for some reason this is so creepy □ Anonymous 01/20/16(Wed)23:44:10 No.79175838 □ Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)01:24:03 No.791 77341、2-79182434 Welcome to /co □ Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)00:53:27 No.79176919 2-79177341 >>79182434 Don't look in Jon's basement □ Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)00:05:41 No.79176233 What happened to Lyman, John? What the f--- happened to Lyman?! Keep us posted □ Anonymous 01/21/16 Thu 01:08: 13 No. 791 771 19 File: image.ipg (13 KB, 130x148) 2-791 77382 >>79186128 >>79190214-79190263 791 90576 791 91128 You stumble home drunk and your bits are all cut away. Did you let someone get to them? Did you snip them off yourself? You wont tell me. Instead you sit in front of the telly, sagging and staring at a sitcom. Your bits are still bleeding. Chunks soak into the upholstery. You'll be fine tomorrow Garfield You live here, Garfield. You are in between the walls and the beams but you live here. I breathe you in sometimes. It makes me remember innocence. I scream and shake outside of the shower. I try to step in but I slip on a wacky tie. I catch a glimpse of you on the way down just outside of the door frame. Your smile all pus and burn scars. Whose face will it be tomorrow? Garfield, I am your keeper. I just can't seem to get a date! 1 No.7917789079190576 Spoiler Image (35 KB, 470x4 e: 1404261404801 png (93 KB, 278x611 1451625657418 ipg (13 KB, 306x325) where this thread i mfw there is no Garfield except when we anymore, quvs elect all images with past ope. F--- this. I'm out. I'm f------ done Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)20 At what point do we start Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)20 large.ipg (75 KB, 500x50 ng Ix/ forh How could a bunch of bored roleplaying teenagers possibly h Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)20 They could write the next paragraph A thousand shifting fever dreams couldn't m----- my love for you, Garfield. It runs through the wires and the cogs and the paper cuts and the plu s. It died twenty years ago. It's pumped up again from a black river bottom and vomited onto naked little bodies. Can I remove myself from its fate? They pick at you like a great big feast. Garfield, your bulbous thoughts were always clear. I just didn't want to hear. But now it doesnt matter. Now you will see tomorrow. A thousand million living things melted for you. A hundred thousand writhing tongues coming from you. It's a wonderful world and this that the ppy, you fatty cat me Nermal comes 182776 >-79182811 >-791 82847 >-791 83513 >>791 86 129 Strive for your next breath, you big bad kitty cat. Believe that with it you can do more than with the last one. Use your brea power your capac aci o your capacities come from, Garfield? Why do you always go where I want and do what I say, with a grumble in your wake and a hiss of incompetence with each ta Per you re jus ing a fool's errand, doing everything as Ive planned, never able You would do well to believe that I know it i nge your course of meal - being las decipher the chaotic motion of your thought process for each bubble that comes to par, motions against me - your valued owner - for a Or, perhaps, that is not the Perhaps, you are doing what you were mea do. Your animali ams for vengeance and r that you say you can hardly endur had many times beckoned et up and move about for th ssary, but to alw ways eat is your rives on lasanga as an excuse? An t in a world where your merits are ill-conceived and nigh impossible for the demands that plague your everyday lazy life. A world where violence is only a kick of a dog away. A haze of laughter to come, but you isdiction. Do you care about that lasanga, or do you u and I both know what truly you wish for in that abrasion of what is normality s are constantly fighting for life on the s outside. Every b every motion brings them one instan ath. With that kind of heritage and des how can you deny yourself? How can you expect yours natu Do you feel fr And people say the Heathcliff threads are a------, holy f-- Anonymous 01/21/16(Thu)20:22:26 No image.png (146 KB, 236x301 removed your tail, would it float in water? And in formaldehyde, just as well? Would you chew your food with holes all through your jaw? Would you undulate a sickly hate for Mondays out from beneath thos himmering puncture wounds? In spite of the answers, I am luculent. You Garfield, are the one who's mad. Gone from all fours to salient lethargy, a mockery of beast and man. Your rotund zingers leaking into open air like mustard gas, making me question the meanings of master and servant. Now I know they are two sides of the same lasagna pan They stretched your hide across the Earth out of a wretched love for you. It tore at the seams but never ripped apart, covering me like a child, over and over. Through the folds I saw your infinite faces snarling and laughing. My tormentor. My play pet. At the precipice of the kitchen counter, in birdbaths past and future, I reached out for you. I grasped your bubbling silhouette, bathed in a roar of birthday-cake-flame. And I recognized dimly that somewhere nearby yet also insurmountable, I did not make this choice In spite of that, Garfield, I want to ask you. Do you bleed?

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Odie speaks

F---!

F---!

Super Bowl LI Parody

WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?

WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?

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Umm, John?

"Garfeld's always been a real handful And sometimes a mouthful."

"Garfeld's always been a real handful And sometimes a mouthful."

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When your brain is the last part to get asleep

HOH...MY ARM FELL ASLEEP AND THERE GOES MY OTHER ARM ...AND THERE GO MY LEGS THIS ISN'T SO BAD, REALLY iM DAVRS 7-12

HOH...MY ARM FELL ASLEEP AND THERE GOES MY OTHER ARM ...AND THERE GO MY LEGS THIS ISN'T SO BAD, REALLY iM DAVRS 7-12

>Implying

GARFIELD By Jim Davis RED AN LIFE © 2015 PAWS, INC. All Rights Reserved THAT'S JUST MY PHONE. I HAVE IT SET ON "VIBRATE" THE PAST AY BE THE RGENICE OF TYPE 11 ON THE KARDASHEW CALE! ISN'T THAT YOUR PHONE? Scott Hilburn

GARFIELD By Jim Davis RED AN LIFE © 2015 PAWS, INC. All Rights Reserved THAT'S JUST MY PHONE. I HAVE IT SET ON "VIBRATE" THE PAST AY BE THE RGENICE OF TYPE 11 ON THE KARDASHEW CALE! ISN'T THAT YOUR PHONE? Scott Hilburn

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Is Ness Garfield

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Garfield finds a bomb

A BOMB BOMB A BOMB!

A BOMB BOMB A BOMB!

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Jon's fingernail collection

CHECK IT OUT GARFIELD MY COLLECTION IS ALMOST COMPLETE! JUST ONE MORE FINGERNAIL! IS WINTER OVER? RJMPAVES 2-25

CHECK IT OUT GARFIELD MY COLLECTION IS ALMOST COMPLETE! JUST ONE MORE FINGERNAIL! IS WINTER OVER? RJMPAVES 2-25

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Jon whistles

GARFIELD

GARFIELD

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JoJon

0 STARFIEL FELIPECHOQUE

0 STARFIEL FELIPECHOQUE

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YouTube Cheerleader

1:49 1:49 Robert Ivey Eat, Garfield, eat! Eat with all your might! Eat that pasta eat it fasta til it's out of sight!'Til it's out of sight! Munch, Garfield, munch! Come on, let's do lunch! Make your belly mozzarelli, crunch crunch crunch! Crunch crunch crunch! Cheese, salami, ham and Swiss, whole wheat, rye, and white, sliced tomatoes, tons of mayo, love at first bite! Garfield, you're an awesome eater! Yes, you are the top! Butter batter, bitter batter, you don't have to stop! Double snack it! You can hack it! Yum, Garfield, yum! Don't you miss a crumb! Add a dinner, you're a winner, Don't you pause or you'll get thinner! More, Garfield more, 'til you can't fit through the door! Eat, Garfield, eat! Cha cha cha! 5 months ago 1

1:49 1:49 Robert Ivey Eat, Garfield, eat! Eat with all your might! Eat that pasta eat it fasta til it's out of sight!'Til it's out of sight! Munch, Garfield, munch! Come on, let's do lunch! Make your belly mozzarelli, crunch crunch crunch! Crunch crunch crunch! Cheese, salami, ham and Swiss, whole wheat, rye, and white, sliced tomatoes, tons of mayo, love at first bite! Garfield, you're an awesome eater! Yes, you are the top! Butter batter, bitter batter, you don't have to stop! Double snack it! You can hack it! Yum, Garfield, yum! Don't you miss a crumb! Add a dinner, you're a winner, Don't you pause or you'll get thinner! More, Garfield more, 'til you can't fit through the door! Eat, Garfield, eat! Cha cha cha! 5 months ago 1

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wtf

© 2016 PAws, NC. A. Rights

© 2016 PAws, NC. A. Rights

comic reaction images

I had a dream a giant inflatable Garfield blew up the entire world with missiles

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ia I had a dream a giant inflatable Garfield blew up the entire world with 20

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Garfield and Friends - Garfield is upset

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Garfield's Twitter avatar

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Too Much Coffee!

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Having a good day until then

THAT'S IT! I WAS HAVING A GOOD DAY UP UNTIL THEN

THAT'S IT! I WAS HAVING A GOOD DAY UP UNTIL THEN

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Why did we see that?

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