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SOMEONE ATE 7HEREFORE WILL MV PIE. I DON'T lUSING THE MEDIEVAL KNOW WHO IT WAS PRACTICE OF TRIAL BY ORDEAL I WILL BEGIN TELLING AN ENDLESS SERIES OF DAD-JOKES. IF GOD KNOWS YOU TO BE GUILTUESS, HE WILL SPARE YoUR EARS/ INNOCENT HI, INNOCENT IM DAD Smbc -comies. com
SOMEONE ATE 7HEREFORE WILL MV PIE. I DON'T lUSING THE MEDIEVAL KNOW WHO IT WAS PRACTICE OF TRIAL BY ORDEAL I WILL BEGIN TELLING AN ENDLESS SERIES OF DAD-JOKES. IF GOD KNOWS YOU TO BE GUILTUESS, HE WILL SPARE YoUR EARS/ INNOCENT HI, INNOCENT IM DAD Smbc -comies. com

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IN MATHEMATICS THIS ISN'T A PRooF. you CAN'T HAVE A WHOLE STEP THAT'S JUST "MATHEMATICA SAID SO." IN PHYGICS WHAT A WASTE. HALF OF THIS PROOF COULD BE REPLACED BY "MATHEMATICA SAlD So."
IN MATHEMATICS THIS ISN'T A PRooF. you CAN'T HAVE A WHOLE STEP THAT'S JUST "MATHEMATICA SAID SO." IN PHYGICS WHAT A WASTE. HALF OF THIS PROOF COULD BE REPLACED BY "MATHEMATICA SAlD So."

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YOU SPENT BILLIONS JUST To DRESS LIKE AN IDiOT AND STOP SOME MUCCERS AND GANGSTERS? YOU'RE OING TO DIE SOME DAY AND WELL ALL B WORS6 OFF FOR THE ARMS RACE yOU STARTED WITH CRIMINALS! do vou HAVE ANY IDEA How MUCcH CRiME COULD've eeeN STOPPED BY SPENDING- A BILLION DOLLARS ON AFTER SCHOOL PROGRAMS? Batman should never have revealed his secret identity
YOU SPENT BILLIONS JUST To DRESS LIKE AN IDiOT AND STOP SOME MUCCERS AND GANGSTERS? YOU'RE OING TO DIE SOME DAY AND WELL ALL B WORS6 OFF FOR THE ARMS RACE yOU STARTED WITH CRIMINALS! do vou HAVE ANY IDEA How MUCcH CRiME COULD've eeeN STOPPED BY SPENDING- A BILLION DOLLARS ON AFTER SCHOOL PROGRAMS? Batman should never have revealed his secret identity

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T CUTS BOTH WAYS F YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING BAD NOU HAVE NO REASON TO FEAR GOVERNMENT CENSORSHIP. IF YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING BAD, YOU HAVE NO 2EASON TO FEAR FREE SPEECH.
T CUTS BOTH WAYS F YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING BAD NOU HAVE NO REASON TO FEAR GOVERNMENT CENSORSHIP. IF YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING BAD, YOU HAVE NO 2EASON TO FEAR FREE SPEECH.

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Dear Human... by Zach Weiner DEAR Human, eqr You ARE A TINY SPECK DWARFED BY EVEN THE TINIEST OBJECTS IN THE HEAVENS WELL THAT'S SAD. ur slihtes actions an s tha vential SINCERELY and tine THE UNIVERSE. Dear human, Hour actions are merely the result of your chemical structure at given time THAT'S GOOD! THAT'S SAD Sincerely Causality Lasality is LYING ve tn Alsa nst lying 4n lyir4 o nea? Thiogs to distract o tom the void of OKAY... s ex EXISTENCE TM GONNA END IT ALL! 00H! Sincerelyps DEAR HUMAN NO YOU AREN'T. OKAY! THENILL YOURE NOT PROGRAMMED TO. DESCEND IN HEDONISM SINCERELY EVOLUTION Dear hunan, you can't afford it sincerely "DEAR REALITY I'M CREATING A NEW SIMULATED REALITY WHERE I'M IN CHARGE AND EVERYTHING WORKS THE WAY I LIKE. DEAR HUMAN. WELCOME TO THE CLUB. SINCERELY, GOD 凹JOSES after wrtRER | Copyright 2011 berooicsco
Dear Human... by Zach Weiner DEAR Human, eqr You ARE A TINY SPECK DWARFED BY EVEN THE TINIEST OBJECTS IN THE HEAVENS WELL THAT'S SAD. ur slihtes actions an s tha vential SINCERELY and tine THE UNIVERSE. Dear human, Hour actions are merely the result of your chemical structure at given time THAT'S GOOD! THAT'S SAD Sincerely Causality Lasality is LYING ve tn Alsa nst lying 4n lyir4 o nea? Thiogs to distract o tom the void of OKAY... s ex EXISTENCE TM GONNA END IT ALL! 00H! Sincerelyps DEAR HUMAN NO YOU AREN'T. OKAY! THENILL YOURE NOT PROGRAMMED TO. DESCEND IN HEDONISM SINCERELY EVOLUTION Dear hunan, you can't afford it sincerely "DEAR REALITY I'M CREATING A NEW SIMULATED REALITY WHERE I'M IN CHARGE AND EVERYTHING WORKS THE WAY I LIKE. DEAR HUMAN. WELCOME TO THE CLUB. SINCERELY, GOD 凹JOSES after wrtRER | Copyright 2011 berooicsco

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AND WE WISH TO THANK EVOLUTION FOR SLOWLY TURNING SOME SPECIES OF DINOSAUR INTO A WALKING BALL OF MEAT WITH A TINY HEAD
AND WE WISH TO THANK EVOLUTION FOR SLOWLY TURNING SOME SPECIES OF DINOSAUR INTO A WALKING BALL OF MEAT WITH A TINY HEAD

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SCREW IT. TOO COMPLICATED CAN'T BE FIXED WELL MAYBE..."» WELL... . MAYBE.. How YOU BELIEVE SOCIETY I COULD FIX THE UHOLE DAMN SYSTEM IF THEY'D LISTEN TO ME FIX THE HOLE DAMN SYSTEMF THEY' LISTEN To ME COLLECE RETIREMENT AGE
SCREW IT. TOO COMPLICATED CAN'T BE FIXED WELL MAYBE..."» WELL... . MAYBE.. How YOU BELIEVE SOCIETY I COULD FIX THE UHOLE DAMN SYSTEM IF THEY'D LISTEN TO ME FIX THE HOLE DAMN SYSTEMF THEY' LISTEN To ME COLLECE RETIREMENT AGE

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T'M A SOCIA I DON'T BELIEVE IN CULTURAL ANARcHisT JlcONSTRUCTS HISTaRICAL TRADITIONS OR ANY OTHER TYRANNIES OF PAST AGAINST PRESENT' THEN HOW COME YOURE AI SEE YOU ACCEPT CORPORATE ATTORNeY FOR SoCETY A FINANCIAL FIRM. DEFINTON OF ANARCHIST
T'M A SOCIA I DON'T BELIEVE IN CULTURAL ANARcHisT JlcONSTRUCTS HISTaRICAL TRADITIONS OR ANY OTHER TYRANNIES OF PAST AGAINST PRESENT' THEN HOW COME YOURE AI SEE YOU ACCEPT CORPORATE ATTORNeY FOR SoCETY A FINANCIAL FIRM. DEFINTON OF ANARCHIST

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DAD, WHERE DO KITTIES Go WHEN THEY GAME PLACE MOMMY WENTTo YoUR FORMER WHEN SHE LEFT US BEST FRIENDS HoUse? YEAH. SEE IF YoU CANN FIT IT THROUGH THEE MAIL SLOT
DAD, WHERE DO KITTIES Go WHEN THEY GAME PLACE MOMMY WENTTo YoUR FORMER WHEN SHE LEFT US BEST FRIENDS HoUse? YEAH. SEE IF YoU CANN FIT IT THROUGH THEE MAIL SLOT

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TWO TIMES イWO IS THREE WRON G AGAIN MUTANT Doctors said Horton was blessed with an unusually large functional brain. Sadly, it was later discovered that two- thirds of his oversized cranium were occupied by the little-known "Stupid Lobe."
TWO TIMES イWO IS THREE WRON G AGAIN MUTANT Doctors said Horton was blessed with an unusually large functional brain. Sadly, it was later discovered that two- thirds of his oversized cranium were occupied by the little-known "Stupid Lobe."

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Luke Iam your father No! Thats not true ) . That's imposs ióle! OA? ve.// /efs Jee what Princes 3a ut that Copyright Zach Weiner http://smbc.keenspace.com/
Luke Iam your father No! Thats not true ) . That's imposs ióle! OA? ve.// /efs Jee what Princes 3a ut that Copyright Zach Weiner http://smbc.keenspace.com/

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