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HEY, WANNA WATCH 'THE NIHILIST CHANNEL 0OOH I DONT GET IT IT'S JUST RERUNS OF OLD SITCOMS SO I TOLD HER TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT HONEY YOU HAVE TO WATCH UNTIL THE END Later, lbng after humanity and its works were dust, the Sun engulfed Earth heaved its last gasp of energy out into an insouciant cosmos, and died. mbc-COmLCS.com

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FASTER, PAPA, FASTER! HA! OKAY SWEET PEA! THIS IS THE BEST DAY! I'M GONNA REMEMBER THIS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE! Later, it turned out the people in the comic were just pictures, without any past or any future. Less than dead, they never were.

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OH MY GOD TS A PHOTO OF HIM LAUGHING AND MOONING THE READER. HAS THIS BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME? January 1, 2358: the first person to reach the middle of James Joyce's Finnegans Wake" makes a startling discovery.

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WELCOME TO MY SURVIVAU BUNKER. IM PREPPED FOR THE IMMINENT COLLAPSE, WHETHER SOCIO, 8IO, OR NUKE WHERES THE NO WATER, NO WATER? RISK OF DROWNING SURVIVAL 101 HOW ABOUT A GUN? AND THEWITHOUT FOOD FOOD?ILl BE FORCED TO LEARN TO UVE OFF THE LAND HUGE SAVINGS IN TIME A GUN? SUPPOSE WE GET ATTACKED THOSE ATTACKERS MIGHT STEAL THE GUN NOW WERE DEFENSELESS SO YOUR PLAN IN CASE OF NUCLEAR APOCALYPSE IS IM GONNA PLAY THE ODDS AND BE DEAD smbc-comics.com THIS COMIC BROUGHT TO YOU THANKS TO BUVERS OF SOONISH CUuck HERE FOR MORE INFORMATION/

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IM AFRAID THIS HOUSE IS. HAUNTED IT WAS BUILT HUNDREDS OF YEARS AGO... ON THE SITE OF A TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY BURIAL GROUND THEY ARE FOREVER LIVING OUT THEIR OWN TIME, EVEN( SO THOSE SCREAMS ARE DEPARTED SPIRITS, TRYING TO MAKE US LEAVE NO. NO, THE SPIRITS ARE YELLING AT THE NEWS TO INHABIT THEIR HOME Mir smbc-comcs.com

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ACCORDING TO THE MEDIA AMERICA HAS A BLOOD PRESSURE50 mmHa OVER THE IDEAL PROBLEM. I SAY NO WE HAVE SYSTOLIC BLOOD PRESSURE SUPPOSE WE ASSUME THE AVERAGE AMERICAN IS SUPPOSE THAT THE AVERAGE AMERICAN CONTAINS 6 LITERS OF BLOOD ACCORDING TO BERNOULLl'S EQUATION FOR INCOMPRESSIBLE FUUIDS, IF WE CAN HARVEST THAT PRESSURE WITH PERFECT EFFICIENCY, WE CAN ACCESS 40 MEGAJOULES PER PERSON THATS 1.2 BILLION MEGA JOULES OF AMERICAN ENERGY ENOUGH TO LAUNCH TEN MILLION ILOGRAMS TO SPACE. THINK ABOUT IT - WHY WOULD THE GOVERNMENT FUND VAST PUBLIC HEALTH CAMPAIGNS TO TRY TO MAKE US DIET AND Y EXERCISE UNLESS THE HAD A COMPELLING REASON/P THEYRE NOT PROTECTING OUR HEALTH THEY RE PROTECTING THEIR SPACE COMBAT ADVANTAGE CITIZENS EVERY TIME WE INCREASE OUR AVERAGE SURPLUS BLOOD PRESSURE TEN PERCENT WE GAIN A BALLISTIC CANNON TO SPACE HOW WOULD YOU HARVEST ANY OF THAT ENERGY LET ALONE ALL OF IT IN CLOSING AN IDEALIZED MODEL IS ALWAYS A GOOD STARTING POINT. BAHFEST IS BACK HOUSTON RICE CAMPUS LONDON IMPERIAL COLLEGE MARCH 17, 7PM MI.T MIT CAMPUS APRIL 22, 7PM FE8 17 7PM WITH ROB DENBLEYKER WITH MATT PARKER, WITH MAX TEGMARK, PHIL PLAIT AND MORE/ BOULET, AND MORE! BEN UILLIE 2 MORE/ CLICK TO BUy cLICK TO BUY CLICK TO SUBMIT TICKETS NOW TICKETS NOW/ AN IDEA NOW

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SUPERMAN, ARE yOU FAMILIAR WITH THE HYGIENE HYPOTHESIS DISEASES. BUT, YOU LUVE IN SUCH THE IDEA IS YOU HAVE AN IMMUNE SYSTEM THAT NORMALUV FIGHTS A CLEAN ENVIRONMENT, THERE ARE NO DISEASES FOR T TO ATTACK HM? SO, IT STARTS ATTACKING HEALTHY CELLS INSTEAD ONE IDEA IS THAT YOU MIGHT ACTUACUY GIVE PEOPLE CERTAIN SAFE "DECOY DISEASES IN ORDER TO CAUM AN OVERACTIVE IMMUNE RESPONSE WHATS YOUR POINT? IMAGINE HAD A PERSON WHO FOUGHT CRIME SO EFFECTIVELY THERE WAS NONE LEFT BUT THAT PERSON WAS STILL AROUND STILU NEEDING TO BATTLE STILL RELENTLESS. AND UERY POWERFUL WHAT YOU MIGHT DO IS BECAUSE YOU RE AFRAID HELL TAKE CREATE NEW "CRIMINALS T BADUY AND ATTACK YOU S0 FOR HIM TO TARGET INSTEAD OF COMING RIGHT OUT AJD SAYING IT YO GLOWLY INCREASE HE RIDICULOUSNESS WHY NOT JUST TALK TO HIM THE FAKE RIMINALS FIRST, ITS A SMART GUY WHOSUKE, WHAT DOES THAT BAD THEN, ITS MOLE PEOPLE EVEN MEAN? ALIENS AT SOME POINT ITS AN ALIEN FROM A PLANET CALLED APOKOLIPS AVE ENGUSH PHONEMES AND THEIR PLANET IS CALLED APOCA YPSE BUT THEY oSPELL IT WEIRD? TS S0 O3VIOUS IN RETROSPECT IM MOVING TO MARS TO LIVE ALONE AND WRITE BAD POETRY PURPOSELESSNESS IS THE ONUY REAL SUPERVLLAN DAMN LUTHOR IS GOOD mbc-comics.com

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The Fundamental Equation

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