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THE REASON YOU FEEL LUKE GARBAGE IS YOURE NOT USTENING TO YOURSELF YOU SHOULD TRUST YOUR BODY TO TELu YOU WHAT YOU NEED EAT A WHOLE CE CREAM CAKE. YOULL FEEL F YOURE MAXED ASHAMED OF THEN YOURE OF YOURSELF OUT ON SHAME WELL THINK ABOUT BEAUTIFUL EMILY YOURSELF, BUTALREADY MIGHT AS ALREADY ASHAMEDEMILY BEAUTIFUL LATER MSO IN TUNE WITH MY NEEDS mbc-comics.com

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