MONTHS LATER IM GOING TO GVE YOu A PILL THATLL DOUBLE YOUR INTELLIGENCE. NOW THAT YOURE SMARTER I BET YOURE FEEUING MORE DISSOCIATED FROM SOCIETY MORE HORRIFIED BY HUMAN LIMITATION/ MORE REPULSED BY THE FRAILTY OF THIS TRAGIC FARCE. THANKS DOC/ NAH THATS A UITERARY MYTH. SUICIDE RATE, FOR INSTANCE, IS ANTI- CORRELATED WITH IQ THE BEST STATISTICAL EVIDENCE SUGGESTS GREATER INTELLIGENCE INCREASES HAPPINESS, COOPERATIVENESS, AND PRODUCTIVITY T ALSO MAKES YOU ANNOVING ITS NICE TO KNOW YOUVE READ SOME OF THE UT- ERATURE mbc-comics.com

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FASTER, PAPA, FASTER! HA! OKAY SWEET PEA! THIS IS THE BEST DAY! I'M GONNA REMEMBER THIS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE! Later, it turned out the people in the comic were just pictures, without any past or any future. Less than dead, they never were.

"How come there are all these initial public offerings but never a final public offering?"

"Depending on which AI becomes Skynet, you might also be able to have a suit with banal political questions"

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DADDY, CAN I ASK You SOMETHING? OH GOD, HERE IT COMES. HES GONNA ASK IF SANTA'S REAL DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT BUT THEN HELL THINK YOU'RE NO I WON'T TELL HIM. HEA LIAR WHEN HE FINDS OUT THE TRUTH. HELL NEVER SHOULD ENJOY THE WONDER AND MYSTERY OF oCHILDHOOD/ TRUST YOU AGAIN. HE WON'T GROW AS A PERSON/ YOU'VE GOT TO DO IT HES SOPHISTICATED. ALL KIDS ARE WISER THAN YOU THINK TRUTH ISNT THE ENEMY OF BEAUTY JUST LAY IT OUT/ BE A GOOD DAD JUST しAY IT OUT/ WHAT S T SON? AM I GONNA NEVER DIE ONE DAY? mbc-comics.com

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Local Singles

IS IT JUST ME, OR HAVE INTERNET SEX ADS GOTTEN UNCOMFORTABUY REAUISTIC OVER TIME? ATTRACTIVE LOCAL SINGLES WHO ARE JUST ABSOLUTELY DYING INSIDE WOULD PROBABLY TALK TO YOU AND MAYBE, JUST MAYBE THAT WOULD LEAD TO SOMETHING?

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Process

WHATS THE SECRET TO BECOMING A CARTOONIST? PRACTICE, PRACTICE, PRACTICE LEARN THINGS, MAYBE TRAVE BE INTERESTING. BUT MOSTUY ITS ABOUT PRACTICE HEY THANKS/ LETS SHAKE HANDS. MASTER, I THINK THAT MAN LEFT SOME OF HIS SKIN ON MY PALM FEED ME AND I SHALL REWARD YOU... GoOD GOOD NOW LET ME THINK.. DO ONE ABOUT HOW DOGS ARE DIFFERENT FROM PEOPLE THANK YOU, MASTER smb mics.com

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Hair

WHAT THE THAT HAIR ON THE DRESSER ISN'T MINE YOU ARE SO PARANOID YOUVE BEEN SEEING MEDUSA AGAIN HAVENT YOU?/ mbc-comics.com

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Listen To Your Body

THE REASON YOU FEEL LUKE GARBAGE IS YOURE NOT USTENING TO YOURSELF YOU SHOULD TRUST YOUR BODY TO TELu YOU WHAT YOU NEED EAT A WHOLE CE CREAM CAKE. YOULL FEEL F YOURE MAXED ASHAMED OF THEN YOURE OF YOURSELF OUT ON SHAME WELL THINK ABOUT BEAUTIFUL EMILY YOURSELF, BUTALREADY MIGHT AS ALREADY ASHAMEDEMILY BEAUTIFUL LATER MSO IN TUNE WITH MY NEEDS mbc-comics.com

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Targeted Ads

TARGETED MERCHANDISE ADS BUY NOW/ COOL PEOPLE WENT TO NYU ADVANCED TARGETED MERCHANDSE ADS THE HELU? BUY NOW/ CoOL PEOPLE ERE BORN NOVEMBER 1 180, IN LINCOUNSHIRE COUNTY BY C-SECTIONN THE HORRIBLE FUTURE BUY NOW PAPA? COOL PEOPLES BIOLOGICAL FATHER WAS ACTALLY STAN DAVIES FROM ACROSS THE STREET mbc-comiCs.com

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Algorithms

PLEASE MIX VARIOUS SOME ETHANOL AND A MONTHUY COMMON ITEMS IN WITH EACH PURCHASE HEY, AMAZON, ID LIKE TO BUY SUBSCRIPTION TO ROACH TRAPS CONTAINING HYDRAMETHYLNON LATER HONEY HOW COME AMAZON RECOMMENDS NO-FINGERPRINT GLOVES AND PLANE TICKETS TO NATIONS WITH WEAK EXTRADITION LAWS? HOW VERY ODD THIS COMIC BROUGHT TO YOU BY BUYERS OF SOONIS CUCK FOR MORE INFORMATION. Smbc-comics.com

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Parrot

2 me With training, the parrots were able to demonstrate a rudimentary form of online dating.

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Caterpillar

HEY, BEETLE. CAN BORROW ONE HUNDRED SURE THING, CATERPILLAR BACK DoUBLE NEXT MONTH 6 WEEKS LATER 龜 heh heh heh Smbc-comics.com

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Get Me A Scientist

MR PRESIDENTI AN ASTEROID S HEADED DIRECTLY FO2 LOS ANGELES! WE HAVE a HOURS UNTIL IMPACT GET ME A SCIENTIST 71 HOURS LATER MY GOD ITUL HAVE A DESTRUCTIVE RADIUS OF HUNDREDS OF MILES. THERES NO TIME TO LOSEICEs GREAT NEWS, MR. PRESIDENT WEVE SET UP ROBUST SEISMIC DETECTORS ALONG THE ENTIRE BLAST AREA/ THE DATA IS GONNA BE AMAZING/ smbc-comics.com

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Quack

QUACK! QUACK QUACK! IM A DUCK! QUACK QUACK QUACK! QUACK! QUACk QUA- OH MY GOD CARDINAL PIACENZA HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THEREP BUT A MOMENT, CARDINAL, LET US AGREE TO LINESSNEVER SPEAK OF THIS, AND LET US AGREE THAT A SIDEWAYS MITRE RESEMBLES A DUCKS BILL YES, YOUR HOLINESS THIS CELIBACY THING REAULY GETS TO YOU AFTER A WHILE, AM I RIGHT? PLEASE REMEMBER TO LOCK YoUR DOOR YOUR HOLINESS Smbc-comics.com

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The Nihilist Channel

HEY, WANNA WATCH 'THE NIHILIST CHANNEL 0OOH I DONT GET IT IT'S JUST RERUNS OF OLD SITCOMS SO I TOLD HER TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT HONEY YOU HAVE TO WATCH UNTIL THE END Later, lbng after humanity and its works were dust, the Sun engulfed Earth heaved its last gasp of energy out into an insouciant cosmos, and died. mbc-COmLCS.com

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MONTHS LATER IM GOING TO GVE YOu A PILL THATLL DOUBLE YOUR INTELLIGENCE. NOW THAT YOURE SMARTER I BET YOURE FEEUING MORE DISSOCIATED FROM SOCIETY MORE HORRIFIED BY HUMAN LIMITATION/ MORE REPULSED BY THE FRAILTY OF THIS TRAGIC FARCE. THANKS DOC/ NAH THATS A UITERARY MYTH. SUICIDE RATE, FOR INSTANCE, IS ANTI- CORRELATED WITH IQ THE BEST STATISTICAL EVIDENCE SUGGESTS GREATER INTELLIGENCE INCREASES HAPPINESS, COOPERATIVENESS, AND PRODUCTIVITY T ALSO MAKES YOU ANNOVING ITS NICE TO KNOW YOUVE READ SOME OF THE UT- ERATURE mbc-comics.com

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