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@danhett just got a real bargain on literally the sum of all human knowledge at Waterstones anese dummies WHAT THEY TEACH YOU AT HARVARD BUSINESS SCHOOL PHILIP DELVES BROUGHTON NEW YORK TIMESESTSELLER Witty and revealing... For anyone thinking of Jong an MBA, this is a must read' Luke Johnson, epreneur and Financial Times columnist INTERNATIONAL BESTSELLER WHAT THEY DON'T TEACH YOU AT HARVARD BUSINESS SCHOOL MARK H. McCORMACK • 9:34 a.m. 16 Sep. 20 Twitter for Android 4,877 Retweets 63 Quote Tweets 38.5K Likes
@danhett just got a real bargain on literally the sum of all human knowledge at Waterstones anese dummies WHAT THEY TEACH YOU AT HARVARD BUSINESS SCHOOL PHILIP DELVES BROUGHTON NEW YORK TIMESESTSELLER Witty and revealing... For anyone thinking of Jong an MBA, this is a must read' Luke Johnson, epreneur and Financial Times columnist INTERNATIONAL BESTSELLER WHAT THEY DON'T TEACH YOU AT HARVARD BUSINESS SCHOOL MARK H. McCORMACK • 9:34 a.m. 16 Sep. 20 Twitter for Android 4,877 Retweets 63 Quote Tweets 38.5K Likes

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Well played, mom

My mother used to tell me I was the worlds greatest potato peeler. I really bought into it. And every time we'd have potatoes I'd get so excited to show off my skills as the ultimate peeler. It wasn't until I was in my mid 30s that I realized the whole play. Touché mom. Touché.
My mother used to tell me I was the worlds greatest potato peeler. I really bought into it. And every time we'd have potatoes I'd get so excited to show off my skills as the ultimate peeler. It wasn't until I was in my mid 30s that I realized the whole play. Touché mom. Touché.

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Do this for every subscription

Jeff ✔ @_FlipMan Follow Went to cancel a streaming service that was $10.99 a month and they were like "Lol ok you got us how about $2.99?" Going to spend tomorrow cancelthreatening every service in my life.
Jeff ✔ @_FlipMan Follow Went to cancel a streaming service that was $10.99 a month and they were like "Lol ok you got us how about $2.99?" Going to spend tomorrow cancelthreatening every service in my life.

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How to be a winner

jade @TheDreamGhoul in college we named our intramural softball team "NO GAME SCHEDULED" because if the other team didn't show up they lost their league deposit and forfeited. it worked several times. everyone hated us and nothing as cool as that has happened to me since.
jade @TheDreamGhoul in college we named our intramural softball team "NO GAME SCHEDULED" because if the other team didn't show up they lost their league deposit and forfeited. it worked several times. everyone hated us and nothing as cool as that has happened to me since.

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Mad positivity

Daniel Feldman @d_feldman I heard of a guy who was fired from a company and had a grudge So he wrote fake Glassdoor reviews that were unrealistically POSITIVE Overly high salaries, absurd benefits, fancy perks They had trouble hiring for YEARS because candidates thought they were being lowballed!
Daniel Feldman @d_feldman I heard of a guy who was fired from a company and had a grudge So he wrote fake Glassdoor reviews that were unrealistically POSITIVE Overly high salaries, absurd benefits, fancy perks They had trouble hiring for YEARS because candidates thought they were being lowballed!

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How rude

BOY XOXO @alivegid001101 i literally have one dollar to my name right now 3:08 PM - 22 Oct 21 - Twitter for iPhone Jeremy FODL Fairy@indyape+4h Replying to @allvegin001101 Whats ur venmo 3 27 14 BOY xoxo @allvegirl001101-4h NO000000000 go Venmo Jeremy Dan requests $1.00 - The last one.
BOY XOXO @alivegid001101 i literally have one dollar to my name right now 3:08 PM - 22 Oct 21 - Twitter for iPhone Jeremy FODL Fairy@indyape+4h Replying to @allvegin001101 Whats ur venmo 3 27 14 BOY xoxo @allvegirl001101-4h NO000000000 go Venmo Jeremy Dan requests $1.00 - The last one.

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That's one way to beat therapy

S Wolf @wolf_vis convinced my 44 year old therapist to confront her husband about not liking her instagram posts and left the session feeling so empowered by the realization that while she can't make me better, i can make us both worse. L
S Wolf @wolf_vis convinced my 44 year old therapist to confront her husband about not liking her instagram posts and left the session feeling so empowered by the realization that while she can't make me better, i can make us both worse. L

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Wow...

B B Yann LeCun @ylecun-14h You don't seem to understand how research works. 157 1350 Show replies 1.3K Elon Musk X@elonmusk 16h Replying to @ylecun @bneiluj and @how_many_roads What "science" have you done in the past 5 years? 355 1325 Yann LeCun @ylecun + 15h 2.6K 108K 434K 1 Over 80 technical papers published since January 2022. What about you? 337 scholar.google.com Yann LeCun Chief Al Scientist at Facebook & Silver Professor at the Courant Institute, New York University - Cited b... 1465 5.3K Elon Musk @elonmusk 14h Replying to @ylecun @bneiluj and @how many roads That's nothing, you're going soft. Try harder! 434 17.303 2.9K Yann LeCun @ylecun- 12h Now you're acting as if you were my boss ☺☺ 180 13120 2.9K Yann LeCun @ylecun⚫ 3h 313K 口 314K 1 267K To those who say 'these are *just* papers': One of these papers introduced convolutional neural networks (ConvNets) in 1989. Every single driving assistance system today uses ConvNets. That includes MobilEye (since 2014), Nvidia, Tesla, and just about everyone else. Show more 152 13 318 2.8K 150K
B B Yann LeCun @ylecun-14h You don't seem to understand how research works. 157 1350 Show replies 1.3K Elon Musk X@elonmusk 16h Replying to @ylecun @bneiluj and @how_many_roads What "science" have you done in the past 5 years? 355 1325 Yann LeCun @ylecun + 15h 2.6K 108K 434K 1 Over 80 technical papers published since January 2022. What about you? 337 scholar.google.com Yann LeCun Chief Al Scientist at Facebook & Silver Professor at the Courant Institute, New York University - Cited b... 1465 5.3K Elon Musk @elonmusk 14h Replying to @ylecun @bneiluj and @how many roads That's nothing, you're going soft. Try harder! 434 17.303 2.9K Yann LeCun @ylecun- 12h Now you're acting as if you were my boss ☺☺ 180 13120 2.9K Yann LeCun @ylecun⚫ 3h 313K 口 314K 1 267K To those who say 'these are *just* papers': One of these papers introduced convolutional neural networks (ConvNets) in 1989. Every single driving assistance system today uses ConvNets. That includes MobilEye (since 2014), Nvidia, Tesla, and just about everyone else. Show more 152 13 318 2.8K 150K

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Wait a second...

dating a skinny guy cool until you roll down the window on the freeway and he fly out like a mcdonald's napkin 12:47 PM - 2022-12-13 Twitter for Android 10.6K Retweets 2,264 Quote Tweets 149K Likes ဓါ
dating a skinny guy cool until you roll down the window on the freeway and he fly out like a mcdonald's napkin 12:47 PM - 2022-12-13 Twitter for Android 10.6K Retweets 2,264 Quote Tweets 149K Likes ဓါ

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It's excusable

i bless the rains down in castamere @Chinchillazllla yeah officer I WAS speeding. to get past the logging truck. idk if you saw this movie that came out in 2003,
i bless the rains down in castamere @Chinchillazllla yeah officer I WAS speeding. to get past the logging truck. idk if you saw this movie that came out in 2003,

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They should

sarah kirby @sarahgkirby why don't grocery stores participate in black friday?? i don't need 20% off a flatscreen - give me half price tide pods and $1 coffee creamers and then you better believe i'll be at the doors at 3am
sarah kirby @sarahgkirby why don't grocery stores participate in black friday?? i don't need 20% off a flatscreen - give me half price tide pods and $1 coffee creamers and then you better believe i'll be at the doors at 3am

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From dinosaurs to hospital

zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant This caption is Gen Z Shakespeare and I'm so serious (@mikeymmadison may god bless the dinosaur that died to make the fossil fuel that was treated to become petrol in the car that took her mom to the hospital to give birth to her XP RUST US 25 X ac
zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant This caption is Gen Z Shakespeare and I'm so serious (@mikeymmadison may god bless the dinosaur that died to make the fossil fuel that was treated to become petrol in the car that took her mom to the hospital to give birth to her XP RUST US 25 X ac

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He's not lying

Petty Land Jul 21 WALMART is giving out FREE school supplies to anyone who can outrun security
Petty Land Jul 21 WALMART is giving out FREE school supplies to anyone who can outrun security

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A horrible experience

Mommy Needs A Life @mom_needsalife I love how the first thing they do at the doctor's office is weigh you. I was already nervous, now I'm depressed. Maybe next they can bring up something I regret from my past & really get this party started.
Mommy Needs A Life @mom_needsalife I love how the first thing they do at the doctor's office is weigh you. I was already nervous, now I'm depressed. Maybe next they can bring up something I regret from my past & really get this party started.

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Never mind

alex @alexmeyerrr I really loved the idea of moving and re-decorating until I realized one pillow is literally $25
alex @alexmeyerrr I really loved the idea of moving and re-decorating until I realized one pillow is literally $25

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Gonna get my money's worth

c mo $ @Cxlby_ if I die after I pay my rent, sit me on the couch till da 30th
c mo $ @Cxlby_ if I die after I pay my rent, sit me on the couch till da 30th

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