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Virgin Primitivist vs. Chad Transhumanist

The Virgin Anarcho-Primitivist The Chad Transhumanist Physically superhuman with genetic engineering and cybernetic enhancements Frail organic body Lives for millions Dies at age 40 of years Can't read Can't get laid Has interplanetary empire Can get laid any Confined to Gets diseases time in VR 1 s----- planet and feels pain Doesn't know what 4f75636821 Autistic ideas pain and disease are Can easily exterminate organic humans Always loses to modern military technology in warfare will never happen in reality On the inevitable path of the human race Feels the pleasure of <200 IQ 1 trillion shots of heroin Pleasure limited by evolution-designed brain per second IQ enhanced by a factor of millions with Uses terrorism to spread philosophy Al-enhanced brain Can upload mind using a Moravec Transfer Consciousness Requires >99% of humans to die Uses science to spread philosophy destroyed after death for philosophy to work

The Virgin Anarcho-Primitivist The Chad Transhumanist Physically superhuman with genetic engineering and cybernetic enhancements Frail organic body Lives for millions Dies at age 40 of years Can't read Can't get laid Has interplanetary empire Can get laid any Confined to Gets diseases time in VR 1 s----- planet and feels pain Doesn't know what 4f75636821 Autistic ideas pain and disease are Can easily exterminate organic humans Always loses to modern military technology in warfare will never happen in reality On the inevitable path of the human race Feels the pleasure of <200 IQ 1 trillion shots of heroin Pleasure limited by evolution-designed brain per second IQ enhanced by a factor of millions with Uses terrorism to spread philosophy Al-enhanced brain Can upload mind using a Moravec Transfer Consciousness Requires >99% of humans to die Uses science to spread philosophy destroyed after death for philosophy to work

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Virgin Britain vs. Chad Mongolia vs. Thad Rome

Thad Roman Empire Virgin Brittish Empire Chad Mongol Empire Was the most influential empire in human history Only relied on colonisation to become the biggest empire Created most of the laws from our current society Iron helmet on soldier's head for full protection Roman society was so good, that even modern day society is inferior Crucified rebellious slaves and Doesn't even know what a book is Wears a s----- long hat, not a iron helmet other opponents of the senate Burns cities Armor to protect the soldiers from arrows and cuting damage to the ground Body of a roman soldier is so strong that it can block arrows and spears Doesn't wear armor Relies on guns Used steppe bows to inflict massive casualties to defeat african Soldier euqiped with a gladius, a pillum, and wears a galea for head protection natives armed Doesn't Doesn't use siege equipments with sticks even know what a boat Tried to navally invade, never tried it since Its language is a inbred/ one butchered by multiple people is Stolen Canada from France Knows how to tame and ride a horse groups over the centuries Has the 2nd largest empire with no colo- nisation Was forced to give independence to its colonies Had a holiday Soldier's equiped with long curved swords for aerodynamical efficiency Had a complex government with a rich aristocracy where men would run naked on Uses a monarch Spread roman culture and way of life across half of Europe the streets and Used paper currency as a s----- national whip women with a whip in order to make them very Originated in Mongolia Used chinese salves figure, has no real power anymore Literally won in a war in wich 1/5 of the male population died to build siege equipments Was a bitch of the dutch fertile

Thad Roman Empire Virgin Brittish Empire Chad Mongol Empire Was the most influential empire in human history Only relied on colonisation to become the biggest empire Created most of the laws from our current society Iron helmet on soldier's head for full protection Roman society was so good, that even modern day society is inferior Crucified rebellious slaves and Doesn't even know what a book is Wears a s----- long hat, not a iron helmet other opponents of the senate Burns cities Armor to protect the soldiers from arrows and cuting damage to the ground Body of a roman soldier is so strong that it can block arrows and spears Doesn't wear armor Relies on guns Used steppe bows to inflict massive casualties to defeat african Soldier euqiped with a gladius, a pillum, and wears a galea for head protection natives armed Doesn't Doesn't use siege equipments with sticks even know what a boat Tried to navally invade, never tried it since Its language is a inbred/ one butchered by multiple people is Stolen Canada from France Knows how to tame and ride a horse groups over the centuries Has the 2nd largest empire with no colo- nisation Was forced to give independence to its colonies Had a holiday Soldier's equiped with long curved swords for aerodynamical efficiency Had a complex government with a rich aristocracy where men would run naked on Uses a monarch Spread roman culture and way of life across half of Europe the streets and Used paper currency as a s----- national whip women with a whip in order to make them very Originated in Mongolia Used chinese salves figure, has no real power anymore Literally won in a war in wich 1/5 of the male population died to build siege equipments Was a bitch of the dutch fertile

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The Virgin Tiger v. THE CHAD LION

The Chad Lion The Virgin Tiger Battle scars from Most luscious mane in Body unscathed, scared of confrontation and will roll defending his pride the animal kingdom Balding over on his back to show submission King of the Jungle, doesn't even live Most social of any Social anxiety cat there Endangered species Represents Kellogs frosted flakes Represents courage, nobility, and strength Nocturnal, afraid of. being seen at day Active at day, has no fear Cowardly camouflages himself to avoid conflict Can't even keep single mate, gets rejected constantly a Harem full of bitches to service his massive c--- and feed him Has never heard at will of camouflage in his life Has to hunt or he will starve to death Can hunt if he wants to, females do it for him in Takes down the toughest of prey with superior intellect and pack hunting strategy exchange for his protection and superior seed Average land speed ambushes Takes down weak unsuspecting prey by sucker punching them prey like a f----- One of the fastest animals on land, will run you down

The Chad Lion The Virgin Tiger Battle scars from Most luscious mane in Body unscathed, scared of confrontation and will roll defending his pride the animal kingdom Balding over on his back to show submission King of the Jungle, doesn't even live Most social of any Social anxiety cat there Endangered species Represents Kellogs frosted flakes Represents courage, nobility, and strength Nocturnal, afraid of. being seen at day Active at day, has no fear Cowardly camouflages himself to avoid conflict Can't even keep single mate, gets rejected constantly a Harem full of bitches to service his massive c--- and feed him Has never heard at will of camouflage in his life Has to hunt or he will starve to death Can hunt if he wants to, females do it for him in Takes down the toughest of prey with superior intellect and pack hunting strategy exchange for his protection and superior seed Average land speed ambushes Takes down weak unsuspecting prey by sucker punching them prey like a f----- One of the fastest animals on land, will run you down

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Do You Remember?

The CHAD Remembering The 21st of September The Virgin Remembering the 5th of November glorious afro and beard never a cloudy day playmobil wig only remembered by protestant britbongs and 14yo edgelords beautiful looks celebrated with dancing needs to wear a mask to hide his ugly face baby-making music romantic af the actual holiday is black clothes of to celebrate the fact edginess that some moron failed to blow up a building not even Alan Moore's only blue talk and love shiny disco garb second best comic book celebrated with a love changes in the minds of boring bonfire is also the day after the Area 51 raid pretenders

The CHAD Remembering The 21st of September The Virgin Remembering the 5th of November glorious afro and beard never a cloudy day playmobil wig only remembered by protestant britbongs and 14yo edgelords beautiful looks celebrated with dancing needs to wear a mask to hide his ugly face baby-making music romantic af the actual holiday is black clothes of to celebrate the fact edginess that some moron failed to blow up a building not even Alan Moore's only blue talk and love shiny disco garb second best comic book celebrated with a love changes in the minds of boring bonfire is also the day after the Area 51 raid pretenders

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Racist Virgin Chad

YOU MAY FIND J--- AMONG ANY ORIENTAL CIVILIAN GROUP... THAT IS A FAVORITE INFILTRATION TRICK... MAKE YOUR MAN WALK...THE CHINESE STRIDES...THE J-- SHUFFLES (BUT HE MAY BE CLEVER ENOUGH TO FAKE THE STRIDE)...MAKE HIM REMOVE HIS SOCKS AND SHOES, IF ANY... C

YOU MAY FIND J--- AMONG ANY ORIENTAL CIVILIAN GROUP... THAT IS A FAVORITE INFILTRATION TRICK... MAKE YOUR MAN WALK...THE CHINESE STRIDES...THE J-- SHUFFLES (BUT HE MAY BE CLEVER ENOUGH TO FAKE THE STRIDE)...MAKE HIM REMOVE HIS SOCKS AND SHOES, IF ANY... C

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Virgin Cereal Mascot v. TONY THE CHAD

The GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAT The Virgin Cereal Mascot Chad Cereal Mascot alliteration in name has a memorable shows his linguistic and glorious catchphrase talent can't work up the Courage to crow at dawn has a name but nobody knows it OUCH! stupid looking wattle easily recognisable red neckerchief to prehensile tail shows he's above mere can't fly more than a few metres stand out from the evolution crowd champions the blandest, most boring cereal spindly rooster legs that tire out in cereal is full of sugary goodness minutes spans the length of a continent in a single leap doesn't even have a catchphrase his name is "Corny"

The GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAT The Virgin Cereal Mascot Chad Cereal Mascot alliteration in name has a memorable shows his linguistic and glorious catchphrase talent can't work up the Courage to crow at dawn has a name but nobody knows it OUCH! stupid looking wattle easily recognisable red neckerchief to prehensile tail shows he's above mere can't fly more than a few metres stand out from the evolution crowd champions the blandest, most boring cereal spindly rooster legs that tire out in cereal is full of sugary goodness minutes spans the length of a continent in a single leap doesn't even have a catchphrase his name is "Corny"

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Virgin Grumps vs. CHAD PLAYS

The Virgin Game Grumps The Chad OneyPlays Says the f----- word in front of gay co-host He's a little man Does racist accent, calls it "accent humor," about-faces and calls Ugandan Knuckles racist Rolls over for SJWS Blames games for his retardation Always finds way to have fun Relies on friends in industry, as they kamikaze their Constantly bitches about how hard he has to work Can do more than three voices Can draw and produce let's plays at same time own careers Gets industry insiders to admit social justice is retarded Unironically thinks he should be consulted for his "game design" expertise Guests amplify humor, does not rely on them Ignores critiques from fans Doesn't even know He make funny noise Jokes consist entirely of quotes from funnier people if he has fans Stinky

The Virgin Game Grumps The Chad OneyPlays Says the f----- word in front of gay co-host He's a little man Does racist accent, calls it "accent humor," about-faces and calls Ugandan Knuckles racist Rolls over for SJWS Blames games for his retardation Always finds way to have fun Relies on friends in industry, as they kamikaze their Constantly bitches about how hard he has to work Can do more than three voices Can draw and produce let's plays at same time own careers Gets industry insiders to admit social justice is retarded Unironically thinks he should be consulted for his "game design" expertise Guests amplify humor, does not rely on them Ignores critiques from fans Doesn't even know He make funny noise Jokes consist entirely of quotes from funnier people if he has fans Stinky

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Virgin Land v. CHAD SKY

The virgin land vs THECHADSKY color of poo nice aesthetic, looks good always sunrise and sunset lost it's amazon rainforest to fire like a cuck always gets balloons Gets p----- on by clouds Towering over land Used to have 6 close friends but split up due to lack of social skills Manlet, always staring up at sky Can create hurricanes & tornados to f--- s--- up randomly Small peninsula d--- pees all over the land with no regard Farts thunder Contains lots of s---, dead animals and fungus moves slow Difficulty getting out of comfort zone gets as much p---- as the Grand Canyon gets water has cool pillows shaped like stuff so breezy

The virgin land vs THECHADSKY color of poo nice aesthetic, looks good always sunrise and sunset lost it's amazon rainforest to fire like a cuck always gets balloons Gets p----- on by clouds Towering over land Used to have 6 close friends but split up due to lack of social skills Manlet, always staring up at sky Can create hurricanes & tornados to f--- s--- up randomly Small peninsula d--- pees all over the land with no regard Farts thunder Contains lots of s---, dead animals and fungus moves slow Difficulty getting out of comfort zone gets as much p---- as the Grand Canyon gets water has cool pillows shaped like stuff so breezy

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Rocko's Virgin Life v. INVADER CHAD

Rocko's Virgin Life Invader Chad Likes to Irken master Average kangaroo Likes conquer гаce rainbows Dark humor/scifi series Slice of Notrap b------- Transgender frog boredom Exciting life Colorful setting full of anthropomorphic animals (gay and furry) Mediocre life Dark and edgy setting full of f----- up stuff (cool) Best friends are an autistic cow and a Doesn't need friends Noobjective in life nerd turtle has a servant robot Wants to conquer Earth and prove he is the s--- instead Ren & Stimpy wannabe "A parody of (lmodern) Very unique among other Satire of conspiracy theories shows Half naked Always fully dressed with his military uniform

Rocko's Virgin Life Invader Chad Likes to Irken master Average kangaroo Likes conquer гаce rainbows Dark humor/scifi series Slice of Notrap b------- Transgender frog boredom Exciting life Colorful setting full of anthropomorphic animals (gay and furry) Mediocre life Dark and edgy setting full of f----- up stuff (cool) Best friends are an autistic cow and a Doesn't need friends Noobjective in life nerd turtle has a servant robot Wants to conquer Earth and prove he is the s--- instead Ren & Stimpy wannabe "A parody of (lmodern) Very unique among other Satire of conspiracy theories shows Half naked Always fully dressed with his military uniform

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The Virgin Space Ghost vs. SPACE GHOST'S CHAD BROTHER GHOSTAL

CHAD GHOSTAL Virgin Space Ghost Loved by everyone Hated by his co-hosts except his geeky Stylish goatee brother Frequent object of ridicule despite Not manly enough being the main for facial hair character Power bands include a literal Rejected by Carol Channing "chick magnet" and Merrill Markoe Picks up Elvira not even trying Power bands have stupid features like a "smell ray" Poorly fitting suit Tight suit shows off his rippling muscles and bulge shows off how fat and out of shape he is Diana Ross fan Listens to jazz like a sophisticated gentleman of leisure Hip and happening cat

CHAD GHOSTAL Virgin Space Ghost Loved by everyone Hated by his co-hosts except his geeky Stylish goatee brother Frequent object of ridicule despite Not manly enough being the main for facial hair character Power bands include a literal Rejected by Carol Channing "chick magnet" and Merrill Markoe Picks up Elvira not even trying Power bands have stupid features like a "smell ray" Poorly fitting suit Tight suit shows off his rippling muscles and bulge shows off how fat and out of shape he is Diana Ross fan Listens to jazz like a sophisticated gentleman of leisure Hip and happening cat

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The Virgin Ace v. The Chad Murdoc

VS The Virgin Ace Chadoc No cartoon so there for no s----- reboot His cartoon has a Beautiful eyes to s----- reboot Is only thirty three but somehow Full head of beautiful stare deeply into Wears glasses to look cool but is most likely just insecure (eyes look like he black olive locks already balding Is fifty but looks thirdy Was in a gang named after a flesh eating infection (gross) high as f---) Sweet manicure Not legally allowed to drink or smoke Doesn't talk or change facial Drank and smoked expressions ever... Not legally allowed to get bitches so much his taste buds have withered Will abuse 2D just because he can away Gets all the bitches treats 2D with respect Doesn't give a f--- Has 50+ kids Was in a boy band (and it f------ Is the leader of a universally adored band sucked) Fake ass boots Real egyptian silk

VS The Virgin Ace Chadoc No cartoon so there for no s----- reboot His cartoon has a Beautiful eyes to s----- reboot Is only thirty three but somehow Full head of beautiful stare deeply into Wears glasses to look cool but is most likely just insecure (eyes look like he black olive locks already balding Is fifty but looks thirdy Was in a gang named after a flesh eating infection (gross) high as f---) Sweet manicure Not legally allowed to drink or smoke Doesn't talk or change facial Drank and smoked expressions ever... Not legally allowed to get bitches so much his taste buds have withered Will abuse 2D just because he can away Gets all the bitches treats 2D with respect Doesn't give a f--- Has 50+ kids Was in a boy band (and it f------ Is the leader of a universally adored band sucked) Fake ass boots Real egyptian silk

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Virgin Stand Arrow v. CHAD BORN W/ STAND USER

Chad born with stand user Is strong enough to have a stand as a child Virgin Stand Arrow User Could die from getting stand Chad main villians Has to be shot by stupid arrow usally born with stand Most Joestars are born with stands making that a cool way to get them Dumb side villians are usally stand arrow users Only has to be born to get stand Has to be "Chosen" by arrow Gets cool stand names Yeah not gonna lie all the namEs are really cool

Chad born with stand user Is strong enough to have a stand as a child Virgin Stand Arrow User Could die from getting stand Chad main villians Has to be shot by stupid arrow usally born with stand Most Joestars are born with stands making that a cool way to get them Dumb side villians are usally stand arrow users Only has to be born to get stand Has to be "Chosen" by arrow Gets cool stand names Yeah not gonna lie all the namEs are really cool

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“Virgins who do not learn their history are doomed to repeat it” - Chadfucius, 479 B.C.

ThE VIRGINAL KNA VE The NOBIE IORD FEEDS hIS ASS BVT GRAIN AND CARROTS his STEED DINES ON ThE PINEST CAKES AND ALES TA VGHT SELF O READE TAPESTRIES AS A BABE WHOLLY ILLITERATE PIGHTS ThE BLOODY BATTLES OTHERS MERELY READ OF HOLDS ThE CHAMBER DOORS FOR MAIDENS VSES WENCHES AS BATTERING RAMS

ThE VIRGINAL KNA VE The NOBIE IORD FEEDS hIS ASS BVT GRAIN AND CARROTS his STEED DINES ON ThE PINEST CAKES AND ALES TA VGHT SELF O READE TAPESTRIES AS A BABE WHOLLY ILLITERATE PIGHTS ThE BLOODY BATTLES OTHERS MERELY READ OF HOLDS ThE CHAMBER DOORS FOR MAIDENS VSES WENCHES AS BATTERING RAMS

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The Virgin Seinfeld v. THE CHAD KRAMER

Seinfeld The Chad KRAMER The Virgin Rugged facial aesthetics. The face of a c-------- ad campaign Hates himself Nasally, annoying voice Hasn't paid for groceries in over 20 years Neurotic, germophobe Hey buddy! Always knows how to Hacky, observational "comedy" hated by all make an entrance OG Hipster Doofus. Fashionable as f---! New girlfriend every week Always finds stupid reasons to breakup with them Always up to wacky/zany hijinks every week Towers over short, stocky George His show was cancelled after just one episode. LOL Doesn't want to be Beloved by everyone. Makes viewers laugh with his physical eccentricities and frequent pratfalls a pirate ASSMAN A fan of Superman. The lamest of all superheroes His sworn enemy is His first name sparks joy and wonder from all who are blessed enough to hear it a fat mailman Always has his rent paid despite never working Master of Karate. Lightning quick and cuts through fellow students with ease An expert negotiator. Free coffee for life! Always wears s-----, old sneakers

Seinfeld The Chad KRAMER The Virgin Rugged facial aesthetics. The face of a c-------- ad campaign Hates himself Nasally, annoying voice Hasn't paid for groceries in over 20 years Neurotic, germophobe Hey buddy! Always knows how to Hacky, observational "comedy" hated by all make an entrance OG Hipster Doofus. Fashionable as f---! New girlfriend every week Always finds stupid reasons to breakup with them Always up to wacky/zany hijinks every week Towers over short, stocky George His show was cancelled after just one episode. LOL Doesn't want to be Beloved by everyone. Makes viewers laugh with his physical eccentricities and frequent pratfalls a pirate ASSMAN A fan of Superman. The lamest of all superheroes His sworn enemy is His first name sparks joy and wonder from all who are blessed enough to hear it a fat mailman Always has his rent paid despite never working Master of Karate. Lightning quick and cuts through fellow students with ease An expert negotiator. Free coffee for life! Always wears s-----, old sneakers

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Virgin Android vs. CHAD APPLE

only one phone to choose any feature added is popularized immediately muh customization! did everything first but no one cares randomly supports select phones for years while actively throttling others barely any manufacturer support for updates tells users reasonable features how to properly use their products that only nerds want prices set so arbitrarily high they have no relation to reality literally made ads a feature millions of different phones actually competitive prices from obscure chinese removes features for no manufacturers reason used pride colours before it was cool doesnt need to sell your data because products expensive are so allows the user control over the phone

only one phone to choose any feature added is popularized immediately muh customization! did everything first but no one cares randomly supports select phones for years while actively throttling others barely any manufacturer support for updates tells users reasonable features how to properly use their products that only nerds want prices set so arbitrarily high they have no relation to reality literally made ads a feature millions of different phones actually competitive prices from obscure chinese removes features for no manufacturers reason used pride colours before it was cool doesnt need to sell your data because products expensive are so allows the user control over the phone

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Virgin Kratos vs. Chad Marcus Fenix

Lowley human, still humanity Thinks his "scars" make Will do what it takes to saves He is a god, still breaks emotionally from losing his family, boohoo him a badass, makes countless times protect his fellow Badass chainsaw rifle him look like a clown humans with an axe AR Came from s----- dysfunctional family, is Supposedly extremely powerful, keeps throwing rage fits a creepy psycho that killed his own father Loved by his family and friends Fights s-------- conditions, through the even Has lost practically everything and always for what is right F------, unloyal to his Has some useless everyone, never loses his humanity dead wife faggy son Fearless of monsters the size of buildings

Lowley human, still humanity Thinks his "scars" make Will do what it takes to saves He is a god, still breaks emotionally from losing his family, boohoo him a badass, makes countless times protect his fellow Badass chainsaw rifle him look like a clown humans with an axe AR Came from s----- dysfunctional family, is Supposedly extremely powerful, keeps throwing rage fits a creepy psycho that killed his own father Loved by his family and friends Fights s-------- conditions, through the even Has lost practically everything and always for what is right F------, unloyal to his Has some useless everyone, never loses his humanity dead wife faggy son Fearless of monsters the size of buildings

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The Virgin Soyboy v. THE CHAD NECKBEARD

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The Virgin Martial v. The Chad Caster

"The Chad Caster" "The Virgin Martial" Mental stats make him just as useful in social encounters as Constantly forgets class abilities. Chose class because the DM thought it would be easy to play. Deals more damage in the first round in combat. Can't see in the dark, but gets away with it because DM forgot. than the martial deals in the whole Gains interesting and unique spells at every level. Has more options encounter. at lvl 1 than the martial has at lvl 20. Only character with STR. Has to carry everything for the party Dumped mental ability scores, doesn't participate in RP. Gets bored and runs into combat. Doesn't need feats, pads out his lower stats to become a more well-rounded character. Requires feats to function, resulting in low stats. Has to shell out his life savings to reach optimal AC Just as useful outside of combat, Can solve any problem with a single spell. Selects spells to fit with his theme and backstory. Only deals one of 3 damage types, no meaningful difference between them. Monsters always resist his attacks. Doesn't gain new abilities as he levels up, just does the same attack twice. Locks down the most powerful enemies, relaxes as his party hacks away at them. Could be fighting naked. Wears clothes for aesthetics. Constantly looking for magic items to grant him small numeric bonuses. Just a regular human who is strong. No other redeemable traits. Doesn't need magic items, takes them anyways and doesn't use them. Took great weapon master thinking he would do a lot of damage, but Party looks to him when something unexpected occurs, always has a solution Spells deal damage even if the enemy Makes noise wherever he goes. Constantly lets party down when he fails his stealth check. passes the save. misses half the time. Sticks with one class all the way through. Has to multi-class to keep up, ends up as a blend of competing Can reach any location in the multiverse using spells, walks because he knows restraint. concepts.

"The Chad Caster" "The Virgin Martial" Mental stats make him just as useful in social encounters as Constantly forgets class abilities. Chose class because the DM thought it would be easy to play. Deals more damage in the first round in combat. Can't see in the dark, but gets away with it because DM forgot. than the martial deals in the whole Gains interesting and unique spells at every level. Has more options encounter. at lvl 1 than the martial has at lvl 20. Only character with STR. Has to carry everything for the party Dumped mental ability scores, doesn't participate in RP. Gets bored and runs into combat. Doesn't need feats, pads out his lower stats to become a more well-rounded character. Requires feats to function, resulting in low stats. Has to shell out his life savings to reach optimal AC Just as useful outside of combat, Can solve any problem with a single spell. Selects spells to fit with his theme and backstory. Only deals one of 3 damage types, no meaningful difference between them. Monsters always resist his attacks. Doesn't gain new abilities as he levels up, just does the same attack twice. Locks down the most powerful enemies, relaxes as his party hacks away at them. Could be fighting naked. Wears clothes for aesthetics. Constantly looking for magic items to grant him small numeric bonuses. Just a regular human who is strong. No other redeemable traits. Doesn't need magic items, takes them anyways and doesn't use them. Took great weapon master thinking he would do a lot of damage, but Party looks to him when something unexpected occurs, always has a solution Spells deal damage even if the enemy Makes noise wherever he goes. Constantly lets party down when he fails his stealth check. passes the save. misses half the time. Sticks with one class all the way through. Has to multi-class to keep up, ends up as a blend of competing Can reach any location in the multiverse using spells, walks because he knows restraint. concepts.

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Virgin Gorillaz vs. CHADKLOK

The Virgorillaz The ChadKlok Best song is about awakening a world destroying troll Singer can break you in half Singer is a twink Best "Song" is about a girl getting kiled by helicopters some His singing voice IS his speaking voice Singing voice is boring, speaking voice is annoying Will be forgotten in a few decades Will be remembered forever Unessecarily edgy Actually funny Reeks of Calarts Artstyle is incredibly memorable b------- Name is so badass that it doesn't Name is taken from a monkey need to mean anything Overstayed it's welcome Knew when to quit Builds an utterly insane and memorable mythos Mythos is too surreal and makes no Aninmated by some Ching sense Animated by a team of experts

The Virgorillaz The ChadKlok Best song is about awakening a world destroying troll Singer can break you in half Singer is a twink Best "Song" is about a girl getting kiled by helicopters some His singing voice IS his speaking voice Singing voice is boring, speaking voice is annoying Will be forgotten in a few decades Will be remembered forever Unessecarily edgy Actually funny Reeks of Calarts Artstyle is incredibly memorable b------- Name is so badass that it doesn't Name is taken from a monkey need to mean anything Overstayed it's welcome Knew when to quit Builds an utterly insane and memorable mythos Mythos is too surreal and makes no Aninmated by some Ching sense Animated by a team of experts

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The Virgin Crystal Gems v. THE CHAD ALMIGHTY TALLEST

The Virgin Diamonds The Chad Tallest Has the largest army in the universe, every single soldier is incompetent Has the largest army in the universe, a single soldier can conquer entire planets Space ship is a planet sized war machine that can survive flying through the core Space ships that can be broken by bunch of dead badly designed hands are of a star lesbians Have absolute no regular enemies, still get their asses kicked by monkeys and freaks Cried for 5000 years because of a single event Have thousands of enemies, never Never cried a day in their lives once been defeated Need thumbs to command Cut offtheir own thumbs to Destroys other planets to continue their species prove they don't need them repurposes other planets into snack bowls Never have to deal with anyone personally, their soldiers are too competent Can't even deal with a bunch of cripples personally

The Virgin Diamonds The Chad Tallest Has the largest army in the universe, every single soldier is incompetent Has the largest army in the universe, a single soldier can conquer entire planets Space ship is a planet sized war machine that can survive flying through the core Space ships that can be broken by bunch of dead badly designed hands are of a star lesbians Have absolute no regular enemies, still get their asses kicked by monkeys and freaks Cried for 5000 years because of a single event Have thousands of enemies, never Never cried a day in their lives once been defeated Need thumbs to command Cut offtheir own thumbs to Destroys other planets to continue their species prove they don't need them repurposes other planets into snack bowls Never have to deal with anyone personally, their soldiers are too competent Can't even deal with a bunch of cripples personally

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