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The Virgin Diamonds The Chad Tallest Has the largest army in the universe, every single soldier is incompetent Has the largest army in the universe, a single soldier can conquer entire planets Space ship is a planet sized war machine that can survive flying through the core Space ships that can be broken by bunch of dead badly designed hands are of a star lesbians Have absolute no regular enemies, still get their asses kicked by monkeys and freaks Cried for 5000 years because of a single event Have thousands of enemies, never Never cried a day in their lives once been defeated Need thumbs to command Cut offtheir own thumbs to Destroys other planets to continue their species prove they don't need them repurposes other planets into snack bowls Never have to deal with anyone personally, their soldiers are too competent Can't even deal with a bunch of cripples personally

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The Virgin Crystal Gems v. THE CHAD ALMIGHTY TALLEST


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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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Wait, didn’t the Tallest end up trapped in the Florpus due to their inability to realize that a straight forward path is a bad idea? I mean the Diamonds actually get a good ending after expressing their true feelings and are not suffering a cruel and painful not death.

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Uploaded Aug 22, 2019 at 11:40PM EDT

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Virgin vs. Chad

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virgin vs chad, virgin v chad, crystal gems, steven universe, almighty tallest, invader zim, virgin walk, chad stride

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