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Virgin American Jesus vs Chad Biblical Jesus

Beautiful brown skin makes him Long hair and no beard, practically a woman Imao Wailed on moneylenders in the temple impervious to the sun Anglosaxon, guaranteed to get sunburnt under the intense Middle Eastern sun Vaguely gay., didn't let living in an incredibly homophobic nation get him down Will forgive you for all your sins Wants world peace and loves everyone unconditionally Hated the Pharisees. What kind of Jew hates Jews? Used to spit on lepers Explicitly told his followers that he came to cause strife Extremely racist, called a gentile a dog when she begged him to heal her daughter Vaguely racist, used as an excuse to colonize brown "savages" Doesn't care if you don't listen to his rules, too much of a cuck to put his foot down Not following his rules and becoming an extreme ascetic meant an eternity in hell Stripped down to his underwear and washed his apostle's feet, very humble "What's an Oral Torah?" Wore his Tzitzit like a good Jew Wants you to be rich, cares about the material world more than the afterlife Destroys a fig tree out of season while he was hangry, totally cucks whoever owned that tree Devout Pharisee, told his followers that the Pharisee leaders had divine authority and had to be obeyed
Beautiful brown skin makes him Long hair and no beard, practically a woman Imao Wailed on moneylenders in the temple impervious to the sun Anglosaxon, guaranteed to get sunburnt under the intense Middle Eastern sun Vaguely gay., didn't let living in an incredibly homophobic nation get him down Will forgive you for all your sins Wants world peace and loves everyone unconditionally Hated the Pharisees. What kind of Jew hates Jews? Used to spit on lepers Explicitly told his followers that he came to cause strife Extremely racist, called a gentile a dog when she begged him to heal her daughter Vaguely racist, used as an excuse to colonize brown "savages" Doesn't care if you don't listen to his rules, too much of a cuck to put his foot down Not following his rules and becoming an extreme ascetic meant an eternity in hell Stripped down to his underwear and washed his apostle's feet, very humble "What's an Oral Torah?" Wore his Tzitzit like a good Jew Wants you to be rich, cares about the material world more than the afterlife Destroys a fig tree out of season while he was hangry, totally cucks whoever owned that tree Devout Pharisee, told his followers that the Pharisee leaders had divine authority and had to be obeyed

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Happy Holidays vs Merry Christmas

The Virgin "Happy Holidays" V.S. The Chad "Merry Christmas" "We need to respect other people's religions!"".except I want a Gender-Neutral Santa to replace the traditional Santa." Thinks that all religions, even those that don't have a holiday at this time, deserve recognition A time of joy AND cheer! Companies make so much money Cute Elves to scare children into being good Actual Holiday is late December, people so hyped they start the microsecond Halloween ends Thinks classic movies Drinks overpriced Starbucks drinks, doesn't realize it's probably cheaper to make ECort are sexist and racist. No BS- get all your presents IN ONE DAY. Feels he can't say Merry Christmas to a group of 100 people because there's one Jewish guy and two Muslims. Rule of a Christmas Party Number 1: Attends parties, doesn't get, hooked up with anyone The guy in the Santa suit ALWAYS gets girls. No creepy elves to scare children- his political correctness does it well enough Jesus was so nice he let people get gifts on HIS birthday. Some of the best Probably atheist or something idk movies of all time revolve around this Holiday
The Virgin "Happy Holidays" V.S. The Chad "Merry Christmas" "We need to respect other people's religions!"".except I want a Gender-Neutral Santa to replace the traditional Santa." Thinks that all religions, even those that don't have a holiday at this time, deserve recognition A time of joy AND cheer! Companies make so much money Cute Elves to scare children into being good Actual Holiday is late December, people so hyped they start the microsecond Halloween ends Thinks classic movies Drinks overpriced Starbucks drinks, doesn't realize it's probably cheaper to make ECort are sexist and racist. No BS- get all your presents IN ONE DAY. Feels he can't say Merry Christmas to a group of 100 people because there's one Jewish guy and two Muslims. Rule of a Christmas Party Number 1: Attends parties, doesn't get, hooked up with anyone The guy in the Santa suit ALWAYS gets girls. No creepy elves to scare children- his political correctness does it well enough Jesus was so nice he let people get gifts on HIS birthday. Some of the best Probably atheist or something idk movies of all time revolve around this Holiday

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Virgin Black Men according to Liberal Pocs vs the Chad Black Men as described by Racists on the inte...

The virgin POC According to Liberals The Chad Black Guys According to Internet Racists -mercilessly take all the taxes they -struggles -under educated want -can't get a job -Better at -f---- all the -probably in jail sports white women CAWIN -strong and intimidating KEIN -Winning their war on the police -has 10 kids with 5 women, a true alpha trait
The virgin POC According to Liberals The Chad Black Guys According to Internet Racists -mercilessly take all the taxes they -struggles -under educated want -can't get a job -Better at -f---- all the -probably in jail sports white women CAWIN -strong and intimidating KEIN -Winning their war on the police -has 10 kids with 5 women, a true alpha trait

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Allegory of the Chad

OUCH! THE CHAD GAZING UPON THE TRUE NATURE OF EXISTANCE THE VIRGIN LOOKING AT SHADOWS
OUCH! THE CHAD GAZING UPON THE TRUE NATURE OF EXISTANCE THE VIRGIN LOOKING AT SHADOWS

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Broody fantasy antihero messiahs

Has a Sword with a Has a Sword with a badass name like Terminus Est goofy name like Longclaw Executions are his day job Makes a big fuss about doing one execution Needs a witch to resurrect him Resurrects his own damn self Wears all black Wears all fuligin Literally sleeps with every Dates one hillbilly King of one part of woman he meets one continent Autarch of all and his aunt Urth The Virgin Jon Snow VS The Chad Severian
Has a Sword with a Has a Sword with a badass name like Terminus Est goofy name like Longclaw Executions are his day job Makes a big fuss about doing one execution Needs a witch to resurrect him Resurrects his own damn self Wears all black Wears all fuligin Literally sleeps with every Dates one hillbilly King of one part of woman he meets one continent Autarch of all and his aunt Urth The Virgin Jon Snow VS The Chad Severian

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holding hands (?) 93407 old man 3017 older male 2613 older man and younger boy 982 older man and younger girl canon couple (?) 1535 ugly bastard 158 ugly man 2150 married (?) 3087 romantic (?) 1350 embracing (?) 1102 gang r--- 292 234 bbc 18430 smile (?) 2185951 blush (?) 2726421 happy sex (?) 43415 happy (?) 263513 A* (?) 95537 OUCH! carrying (?) 34767 princess carry (?) 10877 netorare 6226 cradling (?) 170 kiss (?) 88738 french kiss (?) 12729 kiss on the lips (?) 5032 cheek kiss (?) 4841 cheating girlfriend 476 cheating wife 3211 ntr 1561 hand kiss (?) 1679 hug (?) 142019 hugged from behind (?) 22828 holding close (?) 27663 cheating 9556 cheating boyfriend 147 cuckold 6400

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The Virgin Tekken vs. The Chad Tekken

Why are you booing me? I'm right.
Why are you booing me? I'm right.

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Chad Banzai Charger vs Virgin Naruto Runner

Banzai Runner (Charge) Naruto Runner Made in Japan Made in Japan Possible before WWII era Modern era Honor Cringe "Tenno Heika Banzai!" "Nikko Nikko Ni!" Run towards the enemies Run to ridicule themselves Worked in mostly all Asia Failed in the raid of Area 51 Loved loyal, real life, 3D waifu, Hirohito 2D thots cheats on them
Banzai Runner (Charge) Naruto Runner Made in Japan Made in Japan Possible before WWII era Modern era Honor Cringe "Tenno Heika Banzai!" "Nikko Nikko Ni!" Run towards the enemies Run to ridicule themselves Worked in mostly all Asia Failed in the raid of Area 51 Loved loyal, real life, 3D waifu, Hirohito 2D thots cheats on them

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Virgin Mask v. CHAD MASK

The Virgin Mask The Chad Mask Only became mainstream apparel because of a virus Always keeps slipping off, needs constant readjustment It's party time, P-A-R-T-why? Cuz I gotta! Ssssmokin! VUs Somebody stop me! Not actually all that effective Can't make the scene if Clothing businesses are now trying wto capitalize off them That's a spicy meatball! MASK you don't have the green! against said Did you miss me? I guess not! virus You were good, kid, real good, but as long as l'm around, you'll always be second best, see? They call me Cuban pete, I'm the king of the rhumba beat, when I play the maracas I go chick chicky boom, chick chicky boom! Everyone will stop wearing them once the Associated with gangs before the pandemic pandemic is over
The Virgin Mask The Chad Mask Only became mainstream apparel because of a virus Always keeps slipping off, needs constant readjustment It's party time, P-A-R-T-why? Cuz I gotta! Ssssmokin! VUs Somebody stop me! Not actually all that effective Can't make the scene if Clothing businesses are now trying wto capitalize off them That's a spicy meatball! MASK you don't have the green! against said Did you miss me? I guess not! virus You were good, kid, real good, but as long as l'm around, you'll always be second best, see? They call me Cuban pete, I'm the king of the rhumba beat, when I play the maracas I go chick chicky boom, chick chicky boom! Everyone will stop wearing them once the Associated with gangs before the pandemic pandemic is over

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Virgin Bang Dream which has became a Dead content when Project Sekai gets released,only in 3 years. And Kasumi is a weakling who cannot wear a bikini at all. Chad Love live Which lasting for 10 years and Even the game gets f-----, We have anime. New game cannot take away the fans.
Virgin Bang Dream which has became a Dead content when Project Sekai gets released,only in 3 years. And Kasumi is a weakling who cannot wear a bikini at all. Chad Love live Which lasting for 10 years and Even the game gets f-----, We have anime. New game cannot take away the fans.

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Virgin Pride Trooper vs Chad Shadow Dragon

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Consume Media about Anti-Consumerism

The Virgin The Chad Tencentsi Doesn't pay taxes Fictional Real Megacorp I Colorful, friendly logos Megacorp A Co X Inspires heroic freedom fighters that will eventually destroy them Only accomplishment in real life is entertaining nerds Hosts this subreddit HYPERON BAYER Has committed mass LANGG destruction every day for generations; nobody cares Has conquered the world before and will do it again Gen Buy! Needs aliens or some s--- amazon to be interesting Constantly infiltrated High score for species by random schmucks Alphabet HATHAWAY exerminated only exceeded by asteroids and volcanos STANDARD Crass and interchangable evil plots always backfire Chiquita Stakeholders are demoralized No longer the author's intellectual property aKSHIRE BH Installs brutal puppet dictators to provide white people with food they don't like f. beyond resistance; best they can offer is an angry teenager whose documentary is produced SAMSUNG HS NESERVICE Nestle by the Mouse HO Owned and exploited by Chad real corporations to Sells technology and weapons to the groups trying to overthrow them Powerful enough to make vegan, gluten free lasagna profitable sell mech Ripoffs of actual Knows you couldn't live without them Dark, sinister logos megacorps ミ
The Virgin The Chad Tencentsi Doesn't pay taxes Fictional Real Megacorp I Colorful, friendly logos Megacorp A Co X Inspires heroic freedom fighters that will eventually destroy them Only accomplishment in real life is entertaining nerds Hosts this subreddit HYPERON BAYER Has committed mass LANGG destruction every day for generations; nobody cares Has conquered the world before and will do it again Gen Buy! Needs aliens or some s--- amazon to be interesting Constantly infiltrated High score for species by random schmucks Alphabet HATHAWAY exerminated only exceeded by asteroids and volcanos STANDARD Crass and interchangable evil plots always backfire Chiquita Stakeholders are demoralized No longer the author's intellectual property aKSHIRE BH Installs brutal puppet dictators to provide white people with food they don't like f. beyond resistance; best they can offer is an angry teenager whose documentary is produced SAMSUNG HS NESERVICE Nestle by the Mouse HO Owned and exploited by Chad real corporations to Sells technology and weapons to the groups trying to overthrow them Powerful enough to make vegan, gluten free lasagna profitable sell mech Ripoffs of actual Knows you couldn't live without them Dark, sinister logos megacorps ミ

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The Virgin Folk Musician Vs. The Chad Singer

The Virgin Folk Musician The Chad Country Singer Thinks of himself as an Thinks of himself as a Lives in a city and has never meet a hillbilly but exclusively plays their music Thinks of his honest businessman and an "collector" and "historian" audience as asset to his community neighbors and trusted friends Steals all his songs from Woody Guthrie and Pete Seeger Has never written a song in his life, his label has a horde of songwriters and tells him what to play Refuses to change his musical style because "that's not how they did it back then" Pushes radical politics using HOWDÝ! Always reinventing himself and his musical satire that flies over his audience's heads Music style with the times, cross-generational appeal his machine reflects his own life and Afraid of money ruining his folk cred, has made a total of $100 dollars on bandcamp experiences Raci sts Releases an album every "Nooo0000 you can't use an electric guitar" year as a cash grab; his audience loves him for it Doesn't actually have any political opinions, only mentions politics to sell more records Music reflects the experiences of some 1800s farmers Plays electric and acoustic because both sound great O UCH!! +
The Virgin Folk Musician The Chad Country Singer Thinks of himself as an Thinks of himself as a Lives in a city and has never meet a hillbilly but exclusively plays their music Thinks of his honest businessman and an "collector" and "historian" audience as asset to his community neighbors and trusted friends Steals all his songs from Woody Guthrie and Pete Seeger Has never written a song in his life, his label has a horde of songwriters and tells him what to play Refuses to change his musical style because "that's not how they did it back then" Pushes radical politics using HOWDÝ! Always reinventing himself and his musical satire that flies over his audience's heads Music style with the times, cross-generational appeal his machine reflects his own life and Afraid of money ruining his folk cred, has made a total of $100 dollars on bandcamp experiences Raci sts Releases an album every "Nooo0000 you can't use an electric guitar" year as a cash grab; his audience loves him for it Doesn't actually have any political opinions, only mentions politics to sell more records Music reflects the experiences of some 1800s farmers Plays electric and acoustic because both sound great O UCH!! +

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Virgin Zagreus vs. Chad Theseus

"The Virgin Zagreus" THE CHAD THESEUS Called "king" because he was actually a king Uncharismatic; must bribe people with nectar so they will like him more Thanks onlookers for supporting him Constantly staring at Aphrodite's boobs Compliments friends. shares in their victories and defeats Wears skulls to be edgy Too weak to lift Heracles's Can use both a spear AND a shield at the same time warmup weights Gives people ambrosia when they win against him Fails to launch, serially unable to move out of dad's house Cool enough to become best buds with former battle victims Sassmouths the narrator Olympians give him OP boons Wears hose to hide Dashes to move even when it isn't necessary narrow quads Self-forgiving: doesn't dwell on past failures Bonus: MANDATORY: Has swords, wallscrols on display in room Reles on handouts from extended family Dog istens to dad more than him Inserts self into others' personal business Whole ife is trying and faling to go outside Hands on hips with perfect symmetry Always a winning smile Touts virtues of triendship and camaraderie Keeps rebellious shades from escaping Elysium Doesn't need anyhing more than sporting competition Takes damage from magma even though feet are constantly on fire anyway Only walks when he has to
"The Virgin Zagreus" THE CHAD THESEUS Called "king" because he was actually a king Uncharismatic; must bribe people with nectar so they will like him more Thanks onlookers for supporting him Constantly staring at Aphrodite's boobs Compliments friends. shares in their victories and defeats Wears skulls to be edgy Too weak to lift Heracles's Can use both a spear AND a shield at the same time warmup weights Gives people ambrosia when they win against him Fails to launch, serially unable to move out of dad's house Cool enough to become best buds with former battle victims Sassmouths the narrator Olympians give him OP boons Wears hose to hide Dashes to move even when it isn't necessary narrow quads Self-forgiving: doesn't dwell on past failures Bonus: MANDATORY: Has swords, wallscrols on display in room Reles on handouts from extended family Dog istens to dad more than him Inserts self into others' personal business Whole ife is trying and faling to go outside Hands on hips with perfect symmetry Always a winning smile Touts virtues of triendship and camaraderie Keeps rebellious shades from escaping Elysium Doesn't need anyhing more than sporting competition Takes damage from magma even though feet are constantly on fire anyway Only walks when he has to

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The Virgin Eshay vs The Chad Bruce

The Virgin Eshay The Chad Bruce Cool leather hat Wears a Nike or Gucci hat "Oi sheila!" Has low-class hairstyles, such as a buzz cut, mullet or a rat's tail "Rack off, you drongo!" Wears speed dealer glasses to hide identity because he's a p---- Nose looks like it Has a cringy tattoo that says "loyalty" or "family" in cursive font Unyahy was stolen from "You beauty!" the sphinx "Good eye might!" Says "F--- the government!" despite being the ones providing him money Only drinks VB CTOR Despite breaking the law several times, he will still think cops are pigs "Chuck us a durry!" Eats sausage rolls with tomato sauce Always talks in Pig Latin for some reason "Free my boy Darren!" Wears a tank top Has a tattoo of the because Australia Southern Cross Carries a Nike fanny pack to store cigarettes, a lighter, a knife, money and drugs is f------ hot Wears a gold Casio digital watch because he's too stupid to read analog Chills out in a Wears shorts to allow camping chair Only wears Nike, Adidas, Polo, Stussy, Lacoste, Fila, Champion, Nautica, Tommy Hilfiger and Kappa clothes Disturbs everyone on the train by blasting Aussie rap through a bluetooth speaker room for his massive c--- and balls Only listens to Men at Work, Cold Chisel and AC/DC Only watches AFL and Ages range from 10-18 Uses a bong made from a Gatorade bottle and a hose Crocodile Dundee Drinks out of a goon bag "Steve Irwin was Drives a Holden ute Constantly shoplifts a bloody legend!" Does almost every drug you can think of and smoked weed since he was 7 Laughs at his own jokes because they are funny Has Milo and Vegemite toast for breakfast Lives in a suburb with a high crime rate Lives off Centrelink and will never look High school dropout for a job Walks around barefoot Has a barbecue with his mates for lunch because it's a free country so f--- off Only wears Nike TN's "F-----' oath c---!" ITTE
The Virgin Eshay The Chad Bruce Cool leather hat Wears a Nike or Gucci hat "Oi sheila!" Has low-class hairstyles, such as a buzz cut, mullet or a rat's tail "Rack off, you drongo!" Wears speed dealer glasses to hide identity because he's a p---- Nose looks like it Has a cringy tattoo that says "loyalty" or "family" in cursive font Unyahy was stolen from "You beauty!" the sphinx "Good eye might!" Says "F--- the government!" despite being the ones providing him money Only drinks VB CTOR Despite breaking the law several times, he will still think cops are pigs "Chuck us a durry!" Eats sausage rolls with tomato sauce Always talks in Pig Latin for some reason "Free my boy Darren!" Wears a tank top Has a tattoo of the because Australia Southern Cross Carries a Nike fanny pack to store cigarettes, a lighter, a knife, money and drugs is f------ hot Wears a gold Casio digital watch because he's too stupid to read analog Chills out in a Wears shorts to allow camping chair Only wears Nike, Adidas, Polo, Stussy, Lacoste, Fila, Champion, Nautica, Tommy Hilfiger and Kappa clothes Disturbs everyone on the train by blasting Aussie rap through a bluetooth speaker room for his massive c--- and balls Only listens to Men at Work, Cold Chisel and AC/DC Only watches AFL and Ages range from 10-18 Uses a bong made from a Gatorade bottle and a hose Crocodile Dundee Drinks out of a goon bag "Steve Irwin was Drives a Holden ute Constantly shoplifts a bloody legend!" Does almost every drug you can think of and smoked weed since he was 7 Laughs at his own jokes because they are funny Has Milo and Vegemite toast for breakfast Lives in a suburb with a high crime rate Lives off Centrelink and will never look High school dropout for a job Walks around barefoot Has a barbecue with his mates for lunch because it's a free country so f--- off Only wears Nike TN's "F-----' oath c---!" ITTE

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