The Virgin "Happy Holidays" V.S. The Chad "Merry Christmas" "We need to respect other people's religions!"".except I want a Gender-Neutral Santa to replace the traditional Santa." Thinks that all religions, even those that don't have a holiday at this time, deserve recognition A time of joy AND cheer! Companies make so much money Cute Elves to scare children into being good Actual Holiday is late December, people so hyped they start the microsecond Halloween ends Thinks classic movies Drinks overpriced Starbucks drinks, doesn't realize it's probably cheaper to make ECort are sexist and racist. No BS- get all your presents IN ONE DAY. Feels he can't say Merry Christmas to a group of 100 people because there's one Jewish guy and two Muslims. Rule of a Christmas Party Number 1: Attends parties, doesn't get, hooked up with anyone The guy in the Santa suit ALWAYS gets girls. No creepy elves to scare children- his political correctness does it well enough Jesus was so nice he let people get gifts on HIS birthday. Some of the best Probably atheist or something idk movies of all time revolve around this Holiday

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The Virgin "Happy Holidays" V.S. The Chad "Merry Christmas" "We need to respect other people's religions!"".except I want a Gender-Neutral Santa to replace the traditional Santa." Thinks that all religions, even those that don't have a holiday at this time, deserve recognition A time of joy AND cheer! Companies make so much money Cute Elves to scare children into being good Actual Holiday is late December, people so hyped they start the microsecond Halloween ends Thinks classic movies Drinks overpriced Starbucks drinks, doesn't realize it's probably cheaper to make ECort are sexist and racist. No BS- get all your presents IN ONE DAY. Feels he can't say Merry Christmas to a group of 100 people because there's one Jewish guy and two Muslims. Rule of a Christmas Party Number 1: Attends parties, doesn't get, hooked up with anyone The guy in the Santa suit ALWAYS gets girls. No creepy elves to scare children- his political correctness does it well enough Jesus was so nice he let people get gifts on HIS birthday. Some of the best Probably atheist or something idk movies of all time revolve around this Holiday

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