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The Virgin The Chad Tencentsi Doesn't pay taxes Fictional Real Megacorp I Colorful, friendly logos Megacorp A Co X Inspires heroic freedom fighters that will eventually destroy them Only accomplishment in real life is entertaining nerds Hosts this subreddit HYPERON BAYER Has committed mass LANGG destruction every day for generations; nobody cares Has conquered the world before and will do it again Gen Buy! Needs aliens or some s--- amazon to be interesting Constantly infiltrated High score for species by random schmucks Alphabet HATHAWAY exerminated only exceeded by asteroids and volcanos STANDARD Crass and interchangable evil plots always backfire Chiquita Stakeholders are demoralized No longer the author's intellectual property aKSHIRE BH Installs brutal puppet dictators to provide white people with food they don't like f. beyond resistance; best they can offer is an angry teenager whose documentary is produced SAMSUNG HS NESERVICE Nestle by the Mouse HO Owned and exploited by Chad real corporations to Sells technology and weapons to the groups trying to overthrow them Powerful enough to make vegan, gluten free lasagna profitable sell mech Ripoffs of actual Knows you couldn't live without them Dark, sinister logos megacorps ミ

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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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