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The Virgin The Chad Tencentsi Doesn't pay taxes Fictional Real Megacorp I Colorful, friendly logos Megacorp A Co X Inspires heroic freedom fighters that will eventually destroy them Only accomplishment in real life is entertaining nerds Hosts this subreddit HYPERON BAYER Has committed mass LANGG destruction every day for generations; nobody cares Has conquered the world before and will do it again Gen Buy! Needs aliens or some s--- amazon to be interesting Constantly infiltrated High score for species by random schmucks Alphabet HATHAWAY exerminated only exceeded by asteroids and volcanos STANDARD Crass and interchangable evil plots always backfire Chiquita Stakeholders are demoralized No longer the author's intellectual property aKSHIRE BH Installs brutal puppet dictators to provide white people with food they don't like f. beyond resistance; best they can offer is an angry teenager whose documentary is produced SAMSUNG HS NESERVICE Nestle by the Mouse HO Owned and exploited by Chad real corporations to Sells technology and weapons to the groups trying to overthrow them Powerful enough to make vegan, gluten free lasagna profitable sell mech Ripoffs of actual Knows you couldn't live without them Dark, sinister logos megacorps ミ

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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