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The Virgin Twitter Artist vs the Chad Art Thief

"The Virgin Twitter Artist" THE CHAD ART THIEF Even his hair violates copyright law Block list larger than the library of alexandria Asks for written permission every time they want to look at someone's art Laser accurate gaze for precise art tracing All use is fair use Вacкрасk full of piss Burlap sack full of art he scammed from artists doing commissions White-out for optimal watermark removal Too timid to submit DMCA takedowns, opts to make vague callout posts instead $600 cintiq but only draws moomin fanart Doesn't ask permission to get tattoos of artists' OCs, instead demands they thank him for the free exposure Has never even touched a pencil but still makes more ART money than the majority of calarts students EN Migrated from tumblr and lost 90% of their audience in the process Every shirt in his closet is a stolen design from RedBubble Made a 9 part apology thread when they accidentally drew a black character's skin as Thinks people quote- retweeting their art is the biggest threat to their existance Earns more than a brain surgeon from selling stolen art at anime conventions #805A46 instead of #805A45 Charges $50 for lineart commissions, nobody buys any so they delete the tweet a few days Bottom of shoes are always covered in DMCA takedown requests Knows the forbidden truth that stealing art is morally justifiable if an artist is stupid enough to send a finished commission before accepting payment Walks on eggshells later IDMCA
"The Virgin Twitter Artist" THE CHAD ART THIEF Even his hair violates copyright law Block list larger than the library of alexandria Asks for written permission every time they want to look at someone's art Laser accurate gaze for precise art tracing All use is fair use Вacкрасk full of piss Burlap sack full of art he scammed from artists doing commissions White-out for optimal watermark removal Too timid to submit DMCA takedowns, opts to make vague callout posts instead $600 cintiq but only draws moomin fanart Doesn't ask permission to get tattoos of artists' OCs, instead demands they thank him for the free exposure Has never even touched a pencil but still makes more ART money than the majority of calarts students EN Migrated from tumblr and lost 90% of their audience in the process Every shirt in his closet is a stolen design from RedBubble Made a 9 part apology thread when they accidentally drew a black character's skin as Thinks people quote- retweeting their art is the biggest threat to their existance Earns more than a brain surgeon from selling stolen art at anime conventions #805A46 instead of #805A45 Charges $50 for lineart commissions, nobody buys any so they delete the tweet a few days Bottom of shoes are always covered in DMCA takedown requests Knows the forbidden truth that stealing art is morally justifiable if an artist is stupid enough to send a finished commission before accepting payment Walks on eggshells later IDMCA

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The Virgin Adolf Hitler vs The Chadmarck vs The Thad Ludwig Erhard

IHE THAD LUDWIG ERHARD The Virgin Adolf Hitler THE CHADMARCK Wirtschaftswunder Wirtschaftswunder United The German People >tfw 6'3" >tfw 5'9" Makes balding look cool Wirtschaftswunder Worshipped by 15-year old weaboos on /pol/ Emo hairstyle. Outstanding facial hair Wirtschaftswunder Took his own life. Narcististic, thought everything was about himself Never had any kids but encouraged others to do it for him, definite Cuck. PRO-MONARCHY Wirtschaftswunder (Fascism in a nutshell) Created the Masterrace Does the Roman salute even though Rome hated his people for centuries. Wirtschaftswunder because he was insecure. Predicted WWI Fought against Socialism Socialist, anti-monarchy degenerate. Wirtschaftswunder Jealous of Slavchads, wanted to take their children and erase their culture. >tfw you fail at literally everything Respected by friends, relatives, and people until his last breath Wirtschaftswunder Caused a German divide to Knew how to win wars last for ecades, forever Wirtschaftswunder humilating the German people. Master 4D Chess strategist Most hated Virgin in history. Had only one b------- and a micropenis 3 kids, helping the future economy Wirtschaftswunder Apart of an ideology that will never come Wirtschaftswunder back due to him and only him Cucked by Commie Stalin Loved by the German Killed millions of innocent Jews, Slavs, Gays, and others to fuel his insecurity. Literally has the most badass ship people and historians Wirtschaftswunder Wirtschaftswunder named after him Encourages kids to commit terrorism
IHE THAD LUDWIG ERHARD The Virgin Adolf Hitler THE CHADMARCK Wirtschaftswunder Wirtschaftswunder United The German People >tfw 6'3" >tfw 5'9" Makes balding look cool Wirtschaftswunder Worshipped by 15-year old weaboos on /pol/ Emo hairstyle. Outstanding facial hair Wirtschaftswunder Took his own life. Narcististic, thought everything was about himself Never had any kids but encouraged others to do it for him, definite Cuck. PRO-MONARCHY Wirtschaftswunder (Fascism in a nutshell) Created the Masterrace Does the Roman salute even though Rome hated his people for centuries. Wirtschaftswunder because he was insecure. Predicted WWI Fought against Socialism Socialist, anti-monarchy degenerate. Wirtschaftswunder Jealous of Slavchads, wanted to take their children and erase their culture. >tfw you fail at literally everything Respected by friends, relatives, and people until his last breath Wirtschaftswunder Caused a German divide to Knew how to win wars last for ecades, forever Wirtschaftswunder humilating the German people. Master 4D Chess strategist Most hated Virgin in history. Had only one b------- and a micropenis 3 kids, helping the future economy Wirtschaftswunder Apart of an ideology that will never come Wirtschaftswunder back due to him and only him Cucked by Commie Stalin Loved by the German Killed millions of innocent Jews, Slavs, Gays, and others to fuel his insecurity. Literally has the most badass ship people and historians Wirtschaftswunder Wirtschaftswunder named after him Encourages kids to commit terrorism

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The Becky Revy vs. The Stacy Angel

The Becky Revy The Stacy Angel Maintains her cool, even when battling Lucifer. Chinese-Amerimutt, "Yellower than you, chinglish!" Most likely a Jomon. Autistic temper tantrums. Jacket is peak 80s aesthetics. Her bf was a cyborg killing machine, had S----- tribal tattoos, even by 2000s standards. Hunts down commie Her "bf" is a whiny white collar worker, too tsundere to express her feelings. to sacrifice him for terrorists, that are covertly backed by a (((shadowy elite))). her country. Mostly ends up killing petty criminals, and mentally handicapped Neo-Nazis. Doesn't even have that much screentime, still overshadows the entire cast. Not even the best girl of her own series. Too redpilled for redditors. #BalalaikaGang Reddit-tier waifu. Nickname makes her sound like an angel of death. Most uninspired nickname in history. A true nationalist, would have made Yukio Mishima proud. Abusive childhood lead her to a life of crime, just ends up being blacked by her boss. Competent dub prevents her from meme worthy status. Hilariously awful dub made her a legendary meme status.
The Becky Revy The Stacy Angel Maintains her cool, even when battling Lucifer. Chinese-Amerimutt, "Yellower than you, chinglish!" Most likely a Jomon. Autistic temper tantrums. Jacket is peak 80s aesthetics. Her bf was a cyborg killing machine, had S----- tribal tattoos, even by 2000s standards. Hunts down commie Her "bf" is a whiny white collar worker, too tsundere to express her feelings. to sacrifice him for terrorists, that are covertly backed by a (((shadowy elite))). her country. Mostly ends up killing petty criminals, and mentally handicapped Neo-Nazis. Doesn't even have that much screentime, still overshadows the entire cast. Not even the best girl of her own series. Too redpilled for redditors. #BalalaikaGang Reddit-tier waifu. Nickname makes her sound like an angel of death. Most uninspired nickname in history. A true nationalist, would have made Yukio Mishima proud. Abusive childhood lead her to a life of crime, just ends up being blacked by her boss. Competent dub prevents her from meme worthy status. Hilariously awful dub made her a legendary meme status.

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"I had this idea and HAD TO open ps to make it"

limited time remaster THE CHAD BANDICOOT same games, upscaled res THREE REMAKES IMPROVED VISUALS three games, leaving galaxy 2 out $60 REDUCED PRICE AND GAMEPLAY probably just those pesky roms they hate so much lol no new content, the same games $60 MULTIPLATFORM CRASH 4 ART STYLE PLAY WHEREVER LOL C--- limited time only, for old ass games not even a year, 7 months NEWCOMERS AND scalpers wet dream NEW DESIGN KICKS ASS AGAIN limited time only what the f--- VETERANS LOVE IT WONT ABANDON ITS KART RACING GAME
limited time remaster THE CHAD BANDICOOT same games, upscaled res THREE REMAKES IMPROVED VISUALS three games, leaving galaxy 2 out $60 REDUCED PRICE AND GAMEPLAY probably just those pesky roms they hate so much lol no new content, the same games $60 MULTIPLATFORM CRASH 4 ART STYLE PLAY WHEREVER LOL C--- limited time only, for old ass games not even a year, 7 months NEWCOMERS AND scalpers wet dream NEW DESIGN KICKS ASS AGAIN limited time only what the f--- VETERANS LOVE IT WONT ABANDON ITS KART RACING GAME

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Pharaoh vs Hotep

wears headdress "The Virgin Pharaoh 52 6'4" at all times to THE CHAD HOTEP cover up baldness conquers Egypt just for fun vast gold deposits used was the peak of his race's accomplishments not for trade but wears makeup and eyeliner hunched over from the weight of his ankh creating fashionable headwear recessed chin, a result of generations of inbreeding never worn a shirt in his life descendants became muslims worships thousands of gods, indecisive descendants became some of the buries himself with riches to take first christians can't walk on his to the afterlife, gets looted own, needs a cane worships Amun-Ra unquestionably deformed body is a result of birth defects leopard skin shawl, thousands of years and a life of gluttony makes god angry, gets plagued godlike physique built from a lifetime of bow- ahead of modern fashion trends hunting and killing arabs can't be out in the sun for builds large more than 10 minutes unneccesary pyramids out of insecurity Never came under takes whatever he keeps getting conquered Roman rule, too alpha to bend the knee to Nero wants and calls it his has to wear own sandals because the sand is too hot for his bare feet in tune with nature requires no footwear gets help from aliens but doesn't pass on any of their ancient knowledge
wears headdress "The Virgin Pharaoh 52 6'4" at all times to THE CHAD HOTEP cover up baldness conquers Egypt just for fun vast gold deposits used was the peak of his race's accomplishments not for trade but wears makeup and eyeliner hunched over from the weight of his ankh creating fashionable headwear recessed chin, a result of generations of inbreeding never worn a shirt in his life descendants became muslims worships thousands of gods, indecisive descendants became some of the buries himself with riches to take first christians can't walk on his to the afterlife, gets looted own, needs a cane worships Amun-Ra unquestionably deformed body is a result of birth defects leopard skin shawl, thousands of years and a life of gluttony makes god angry, gets plagued godlike physique built from a lifetime of bow- ahead of modern fashion trends hunting and killing arabs can't be out in the sun for builds large more than 10 minutes unneccesary pyramids out of insecurity Never came under takes whatever he keeps getting conquered Roman rule, too alpha to bend the knee to Nero wants and calls it his has to wear own sandals because the sand is too hot for his bare feet in tune with nature requires no footwear gets help from aliens but doesn't pass on any of their ancient knowledge

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Trigger/the classic vs Cross/APC

HRONO RIGGER -BOTH ARE LOVED. - HANDLED BY A CREW THAT KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING - TALENTED ARTISTS ON BOTH - FANTASTIC MUSIC Rena Stimpy - NOBODY KNEW WHAT THEY HRONO Playstation GAROSS WERE DOING. NTBC U/e - BOTH HAVE A LOVE/HATE RELATIONSHIP WITH THE FANS. - NONE OF THE PEOPLE FROM ADULT PITY IR THE ORIGINAL WERE ON BOARD BOTH ARE THE MAIN REASON WHY NOTHING NEW HAS HAPPENED WITH THE IP. SQUARESOFT ESRB SLUS-01041/01080 2 DISCS CHRONO CROSS. A PlayStation| 2 DISCS PlayStation. CHRONO CROSS.
HRONO RIGGER -BOTH ARE LOVED. - HANDLED BY A CREW THAT KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING - TALENTED ARTISTS ON BOTH - FANTASTIC MUSIC Rena Stimpy - NOBODY KNEW WHAT THEY HRONO Playstation GAROSS WERE DOING. NTBC U/e - BOTH HAVE A LOVE/HATE RELATIONSHIP WITH THE FANS. - NONE OF THE PEOPLE FROM ADULT PITY IR THE ORIGINAL WERE ON BOARD BOTH ARE THE MAIN REASON WHY NOTHING NEW HAS HAPPENED WITH THE IP. SQUARESOFT ESRB SLUS-01041/01080 2 DISCS CHRONO CROSS. A PlayStation| 2 DISCS PlayStation. CHRONO CROSS.

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Nordcuck vs Mediterranean

The Virgin Nordcuck The Chad Mediterranean CREATED THE RESISTS DEGENERACY AND GREATEST EMPIRES SANCTIONS IMPOSED BY never built anything >take 1 billion NORDCUCKS refugees or we sanction you lived in mudhuts like added nothing to n------ European culture LIVED IN HUGE CITADELS CREATED EVROPA always ruining Europe with immigration and degeneracy can't even stay in the sun CAN LIVE IN ANY CLIMATE DEFENDERS OF EUROPE AND WESTERN VALUES
The Virgin Nordcuck The Chad Mediterranean CREATED THE RESISTS DEGENERACY AND GREATEST EMPIRES SANCTIONS IMPOSED BY never built anything >take 1 billion NORDCUCKS refugees or we sanction you lived in mudhuts like added nothing to n------ European culture LIVED IN HUGE CITADELS CREATED EVROPA always ruining Europe with immigration and degeneracy can't even stay in the sun CAN LIVE IN ANY CLIMATE DEFENDERS OF EUROPE AND WESTERN VALUES

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Classic Mobile Games vs. Modern Mobile Games

Classic Mobile Game's Moden Mobile Game's Only $0:99 "I can't reach pink color :(" Boring gameplay fun as f--- Rip off's of other games Horrible ads Doesn't shove RA LORDS ads everywhere Memorable SHAD Original ideas MOBILE Gives you ad everytime unique gameplay you press the screen has catchy music
Classic Mobile Game's Moden Mobile Game's Only $0:99 "I can't reach pink color :(" Boring gameplay fun as f--- Rip off's of other games Horrible ads Doesn't shove RA LORDS ads everywhere Memorable SHAD Original ideas MOBILE Gives you ad everytime unique gameplay you press the screen has catchy music

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Virgin batman who laughs vs Chad superboy prime

Virgin Batman Who Laughs Chad Superboy-Prime "Killed 32 Green Lanterns" "Immune to "Can't read his black/red text "Held off Half of Kryptonite" "Carries a handful bubbles" the DC Universe" of infected children around on chains "Can break like a croep" "Killed his Earth's "Was Barbatos's the 4th wall" bitch" heroes and villains but can't "It took Barry Allen, Wally "Bested by kill anyone from Prime Earth" West, Bart Allen, Max Mercury, and Jay Garrick to send him to Prime Batman twice now" "Currently Perpetua's bitch" "Both evil the speed force teams he's and he still "Punched through a escaped." dimensional wall lead have shattered" "Defeated Sodam Yat/lon" and altered reality, reviving Jason Todd" "Killed Earth 2 Superman and "Relies on different Post Crisis Superboy" versions of Batmen "Literally has not and cannot be stopped" for everything"
Virgin Batman Who Laughs Chad Superboy-Prime "Killed 32 Green Lanterns" "Immune to "Can't read his black/red text "Held off Half of Kryptonite" "Carries a handful bubbles" the DC Universe" of infected children around on chains "Can break like a croep" "Killed his Earth's "Was Barbatos's the 4th wall" bitch" heroes and villains but can't "It took Barry Allen, Wally "Bested by kill anyone from Prime Earth" West, Bart Allen, Max Mercury, and Jay Garrick to send him to Prime Batman twice now" "Currently Perpetua's bitch" "Both evil the speed force teams he's and he still "Punched through a escaped." dimensional wall lead have shattered" "Defeated Sodam Yat/lon" and altered reality, reviving Jason Todd" "Killed Earth 2 Superman and "Relies on different Post Crisis Superboy" versions of Batmen "Literally has not and cannot be stopped" for everything"

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Utopia vs Dystopia

often not even on Earth The Virgin Utopia always clear and sunny no wars no crime no trash exists only to be destroyed in every piece of media it dares to appear elegant architecture can't be achieved nature and technology coexist perfectly THE CHAD DYSTOPIA Earth at its absolute best @J. The Perverted Summoner dark and rainy 90% of the time peak aesthetics| buildings turned into gas pipelines BUY OUCH ruled by corporations life is in the pod nature BTFÓ
often not even on Earth The Virgin Utopia always clear and sunny no wars no crime no trash exists only to be destroyed in every piece of media it dares to appear elegant architecture can't be achieved nature and technology coexist perfectly THE CHAD DYSTOPIA Earth at its absolute best @J. The Perverted Summoner dark and rainy 90% of the time peak aesthetics| buildings turned into gas pipelines BUY OUCH ruled by corporations life is in the pod nature BTFÓ

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The Virgin Automata vs. The Chad Gestalt

The Chad Gestalt The Virgin Automata Story so moving, ending B would cause any cold-hearted bastard to cry. Coomer bait. Filters coomers. "I'm 14 and this is deep." Combat is low-rent reddit's favorite JRPG. Reddit never even heard Bayonetta. of it before thotomata. Experimental combinations of various genres. Spawned pseudo-intellectual "analysis" on JewTube. Baby's first Yoko Taro game. Yoko Taro's magnum opus. Unironically 2deep4 JewTubers. Doesn't even feature the Helped create a legion of costhots. best girl in the series. Was never seen by a costhot. Has f------ Kaine.
The Chad Gestalt The Virgin Automata Story so moving, ending B would cause any cold-hearted bastard to cry. Coomer bait. Filters coomers. "I'm 14 and this is deep." Combat is low-rent reddit's favorite JRPG. Reddit never even heard Bayonetta. of it before thotomata. Experimental combinations of various genres. Spawned pseudo-intellectual "analysis" on JewTube. Baby's first Yoko Taro game. Yoko Taro's magnum opus. Unironically 2deep4 JewTubers. Doesn't even feature the Helped create a legion of costhots. best girl in the series. Was never seen by a costhot. Has f------ Kaine.

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Virgin Sig vs CHAD ALLISTER

The Virgin Sig vs. THE CHAD ALLISTER Has much more emotion and per- sonality Doesn't have any emotion Ghosts are cool Bugs are lame People care for him, especially in the fandom Barely anyone cares for him Has a friend Doesn't have any friends named Tommy Comes from the best game company ever (Nintendo) Comes from a company that no one cares about anymore Pokemon is legendary Puyo Puyo is forgotten His voice is cute His voice is horrible Has a BIG FOLLOWING and a lot of fanarts He barely has any following and fanarts
The Virgin Sig vs. THE CHAD ALLISTER Has much more emotion and per- sonality Doesn't have any emotion Ghosts are cool Bugs are lame People care for him, especially in the fandom Barely anyone cares for him Has a friend Doesn't have any friends named Tommy Comes from the best game company ever (Nintendo) Comes from a company that no one cares about anymore Pokemon is legendary Puyo Puyo is forgotten His voice is cute His voice is horrible Has a BIG FOLLOWING and a lot of fanarts He barely has any following and fanarts

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Yandere Dev vs. Scott Cawthon


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One fire fights one fire, one nail one nail.

THE VIRGIN BOBBY MUGABE THE CHAD IAN SMITH Spoiled brat pampered by Turned a bunch of safari Was handed a turnkey country, Hardworking son of a humble farmer Jesuit missionaries grounds and patches of turned it into hell on earth in less farmland into an than a decade agrarian powerhouse of a country Became a commie because a Fighter pilot in WWII, was shot down and evaded capture bunch of Jews told him it was Genocided a rival tribe Exported food to all of Africa and beyond cool immediately upon assuming power Fierce believer in meritocracy Fought against "colonialism" by abducting children, r----- nuns and burning farms Mercifully cancelled the order to assassinate Mugabe with minutes lived to regret it A literal ape in a suit to spare, Saw communism for the threat it was, resolved to Family goes on shopping sprees worldwide while citizenry Led the opposition to Mugabe's rule despite constant threat of getting murdered fight it to the end Hasn't won a single fight against the Rhodesian army despite both Soviets and Chinese backing him subsists on rats and tree bark Unilaterally declared inde- pendence upon realizing Britain had betrayed him Lived to see everything he had fought for get destroyed, took it stoically Blames all of his shortcomings Habitually exterminated black villages if they refused to support him on a handful of White farmers Fully vindicated by history; all of his predictions came true Sanctioned, embargoed, unrecog- Caused more misery and death than even the most cartoonishly brutal Seized lan Smith's home farm out of petty envy nized and vilified by the entire world, yet still managed to keep the country thriving Respected even by bitter enemies oppressors could ever hope to Still clings to life despite being universally hated and despised Fifteen years of non-stop war- Mourned and beloved to this day, fare with improvised, obsolete and trophy weapons, not a single battle lost considered to be one of the few Unironically considers himself a freedom fighter honest politicians
THE VIRGIN BOBBY MUGABE THE CHAD IAN SMITH Spoiled brat pampered by Turned a bunch of safari Was handed a turnkey country, Hardworking son of a humble farmer Jesuit missionaries grounds and patches of turned it into hell on earth in less farmland into an than a decade agrarian powerhouse of a country Became a commie because a Fighter pilot in WWII, was shot down and evaded capture bunch of Jews told him it was Genocided a rival tribe Exported food to all of Africa and beyond cool immediately upon assuming power Fierce believer in meritocracy Fought against "colonialism" by abducting children, r----- nuns and burning farms Mercifully cancelled the order to assassinate Mugabe with minutes lived to regret it A literal ape in a suit to spare, Saw communism for the threat it was, resolved to Family goes on shopping sprees worldwide while citizenry Led the opposition to Mugabe's rule despite constant threat of getting murdered fight it to the end Hasn't won a single fight against the Rhodesian army despite both Soviets and Chinese backing him subsists on rats and tree bark Unilaterally declared inde- pendence upon realizing Britain had betrayed him Lived to see everything he had fought for get destroyed, took it stoically Blames all of his shortcomings Habitually exterminated black villages if they refused to support him on a handful of White farmers Fully vindicated by history; all of his predictions came true Sanctioned, embargoed, unrecog- Caused more misery and death than even the most cartoonishly brutal Seized lan Smith's home farm out of petty envy nized and vilified by the entire world, yet still managed to keep the country thriving Respected even by bitter enemies oppressors could ever hope to Still clings to life despite being universally hated and despised Fifteen years of non-stop war- Mourned and beloved to this day, fare with improvised, obsolete and trophy weapons, not a single battle lost considered to be one of the few Unironically considers himself a freedom fighter honest politicians

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Gosh Darn, Bussian Rias

CHAD PENAL BATTALION VS VIRGIN OSTTRUPPEN FULLY ACKNOWLEDGES A DISLOYAL COWARD HAS THE THICKEST RUSSIAN ACCENT HIS CRIMES AGAINST THE SOVIET STATE WHO VOLUNTEERED OUT OF ANY SOVIET UNIT TO FIGHT AGAINST CONTINUES TO TALK HIS OWN COUNTRY THINKS HE IS FLAMBOYANTLY VOICE CRACKS "LIBERATING" HIS MOTHERLAND WHILE UNDER ENEMY FIRE AS SOON AS HE ENTERS COMBAT FROM THE "BOLSHEVIKS" EVEN THOUGH THE GERMANS HATE HIS ENTIRE RACE AND PUTS ON A PATHETICALLY FAKE GERMAN ACCENT WANT TO KILL IT THINKS HE CAN S----- K98K HANDED TO HIM BY HIS GERMAN MASTERS "BETTER TO DIE FROM ENEMY FIRE THAN TO BE BE JUST AS EFFECTIVE AS HIS GERMAN MASTERS EXECUTED!" "YOU CAN RELY ON OSTTRUPPEN, NO REALLY, YOU CAN!" ONLY EFFECTIVE WHEN SPAMMED LOATHES HIMSELF AND HIS OWN SQUAD DIES FASTER THAN A PIONEER EVEN WHEN CAN OBLITERATE THEY DO SOMETHING RIGHT 'EXCELLENT SVT-40 MOSTTANKS WITH HIS PTRS HE DOESN'T EVEN DESERVE OR STICKY SATCHEL CHARGES STUCK WITH A WEAK PANZERFAUST HE KNOWS HE IS MEANT TO DIE, RARELY DOES sO HE WILLINGLY DESPITE HOW HE IS DEPICTED REDEEMS HIMSELF IN BLOOD HE CAN TAKE MORE DAMAGE THAN ALL OTHER SOVIET INFANTRY AND SURVIVE FOR THE GOOD OF THE SOVIET MOTHERLAND ONLY NEEDS 2-3 SQUADS OF HIMSELF TO STOMP OVER THE MAJORITY OF GERMANS THAT GET IN HIS WAY
CHAD PENAL BATTALION VS VIRGIN OSTTRUPPEN FULLY ACKNOWLEDGES A DISLOYAL COWARD HAS THE THICKEST RUSSIAN ACCENT HIS CRIMES AGAINST THE SOVIET STATE WHO VOLUNTEERED OUT OF ANY SOVIET UNIT TO FIGHT AGAINST CONTINUES TO TALK HIS OWN COUNTRY THINKS HE IS FLAMBOYANTLY VOICE CRACKS "LIBERATING" HIS MOTHERLAND WHILE UNDER ENEMY FIRE AS SOON AS HE ENTERS COMBAT FROM THE "BOLSHEVIKS" EVEN THOUGH THE GERMANS HATE HIS ENTIRE RACE AND PUTS ON A PATHETICALLY FAKE GERMAN ACCENT WANT TO KILL IT THINKS HE CAN S----- K98K HANDED TO HIM BY HIS GERMAN MASTERS "BETTER TO DIE FROM ENEMY FIRE THAN TO BE BE JUST AS EFFECTIVE AS HIS GERMAN MASTERS EXECUTED!" "YOU CAN RELY ON OSTTRUPPEN, NO REALLY, YOU CAN!" ONLY EFFECTIVE WHEN SPAMMED LOATHES HIMSELF AND HIS OWN SQUAD DIES FASTER THAN A PIONEER EVEN WHEN CAN OBLITERATE THEY DO SOMETHING RIGHT 'EXCELLENT SVT-40 MOSTTANKS WITH HIS PTRS HE DOESN'T EVEN DESERVE OR STICKY SATCHEL CHARGES STUCK WITH A WEAK PANZERFAUST HE KNOWS HE IS MEANT TO DIE, RARELY DOES sO HE WILLINGLY DESPITE HOW HE IS DEPICTED REDEEMS HIMSELF IN BLOOD HE CAN TAKE MORE DAMAGE THAN ALL OTHER SOVIET INFANTRY AND SURVIVE FOR THE GOOD OF THE SOVIET MOTHERLAND ONLY NEEDS 2-3 SQUADS OF HIMSELF TO STOMP OVER THE MAJORITY OF GERMANS THAT GET IN HIS WAY

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The Virgin Kissanime VS The CHAD Nyaa Torrents

The Virgin KissAnime The Chad Nyaa covered in ads that will fill your PC with malware Kis Anime videos contsantly buffering and dropping in quality episodes available in 720 or 1080p no ads won't let you use the website if you're using an adblocker MALE GAMERS ONLY CWARNING MEN ONLY Can only watch if the servers are up and you have an internet connection ZCROSMA NERNES STRAW HATS DEEUTS! stuck with whatever janky subs the website chooses to steal can pick from any sub group you want, even the janky ones files are saved to your PC, so you can watch them whenever you want mainly used by children and normies who don't know how to torrent ENCOKE tracks and steals WARNING! your data to sll to marketing companies DON'T MISS OUT.. I poLO e sane tahae ISe sH t o Haa offers all kinds of content, not just anime peer to peer sharing makes the community strong LFT TAT ACCESS MOW We got a Cease & Desist so we're shutting down NO000000000 WHERE WILL I WATCH MY HERO ACADEMIA NOW We got a Cease & Desist so we're shutting down We know (we'll see you on your next domain)
The Virgin KissAnime The Chad Nyaa covered in ads that will fill your PC with malware Kis Anime videos contsantly buffering and dropping in quality episodes available in 720 or 1080p no ads won't let you use the website if you're using an adblocker MALE GAMERS ONLY CWARNING MEN ONLY Can only watch if the servers are up and you have an internet connection ZCROSMA NERNES STRAW HATS DEEUTS! stuck with whatever janky subs the website chooses to steal can pick from any sub group you want, even the janky ones files are saved to your PC, so you can watch them whenever you want mainly used by children and normies who don't know how to torrent ENCOKE tracks and steals WARNING! your data to sll to marketing companies DON'T MISS OUT.. I poLO e sane tahae ISe sH t o Haa offers all kinds of content, not just anime peer to peer sharing makes the community strong LFT TAT ACCESS MOW We got a Cease & Desist so we're shutting down NO000000000 WHERE WILL I WATCH MY HERO ACADEMIA NOW We got a Cease & Desist so we're shutting down We know (we'll see you on your next domain)

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Virgin vs. Chad: Methods of Ascension

The Chad Stairs The Virgin Elevator Great exercise Allows Chads to travel quickly by traversing multiple steps at a time For people too lazy to use stairs or disabled that's okay HIGHER Thighs of steel Anyone can go at their own pace Wastes a lot of time waiting for the elevator to arrive Could get stuck, traumatizing Virgins Vulnerable to fire, Have to rely on the Chad Staircase during emergencies 00 Have to share the small mashing the button won't make it go any faster, Virgin space with other lazy people Good luck social distancing Chad sometimes jumps down the entire staircase The THAD Escalator Dont even need to move to get where you are going The LADder Easily tipped over Combines the powers of the elevator and the staircase At least you're exercising your arms, I think Walk up or down to achievė superspeed Lad will hit his bulge on every rung Exists here solely for the pun Even taller steps than the Chad Staircase poor Lad, what did he do to deserve this Doubles as a treadmill wait, don't answer that Will snap under the weight of Lad's body Annihilates high-heeled thots The GAD Ubiquitous Existence isn't he supposed to be a planet? oh well The DAD Assumes this form just so that he can ascend Rockets allow him to effortlessly scale the walls of army bases, and blow up any opposition Rocket Jump Does not need to ascend, as he has already ascended to godhood Steals munitions Expends millions of dollars worth of explosives daily from the military No need for movement at all, Gad exists everywhere at all times Dismembers anyone nearby MUNITIONS double-barreled chin SLAP CLAP THEM CHEEKS Is responsible for the concept of verticality; without Gad, existence would be a Watches down from Cheaven Rocket primes itself early, out of fear of offending Dad at his children as they strive to ascend, as he has 2-dimensional plane Harm@7 Only method of getting to higher floors before Abrachad Lincoln invented stairs Harm07 Technically achieved by shooting himself lol
The Chad Stairs The Virgin Elevator Great exercise Allows Chads to travel quickly by traversing multiple steps at a time For people too lazy to use stairs or disabled that's okay HIGHER Thighs of steel Anyone can go at their own pace Wastes a lot of time waiting for the elevator to arrive Could get stuck, traumatizing Virgins Vulnerable to fire, Have to rely on the Chad Staircase during emergencies 00 Have to share the small mashing the button won't make it go any faster, Virgin space with other lazy people Good luck social distancing Chad sometimes jumps down the entire staircase The THAD Escalator Dont even need to move to get where you are going The LADder Easily tipped over Combines the powers of the elevator and the staircase At least you're exercising your arms, I think Walk up or down to achievė superspeed Lad will hit his bulge on every rung Exists here solely for the pun Even taller steps than the Chad Staircase poor Lad, what did he do to deserve this Doubles as a treadmill wait, don't answer that Will snap under the weight of Lad's body Annihilates high-heeled thots The GAD Ubiquitous Existence isn't he supposed to be a planet? oh well The DAD Assumes this form just so that he can ascend Rockets allow him to effortlessly scale the walls of army bases, and blow up any opposition Rocket Jump Does not need to ascend, as he has already ascended to godhood Steals munitions Expends millions of dollars worth of explosives daily from the military No need for movement at all, Gad exists everywhere at all times Dismembers anyone nearby MUNITIONS double-barreled chin SLAP CLAP THEM CHEEKS Is responsible for the concept of verticality; without Gad, existence would be a Watches down from Cheaven Rocket primes itself early, out of fear of offending Dad at his children as they strive to ascend, as he has 2-dimensional plane Harm@7 Only method of getting to higher floors before Abrachad Lincoln invented stairs Harm07 Technically achieved by shooting himself lol

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Virgin Upright Posture vs Chad Hunchback vs Thad Gorilla vs Lad Broken Spine

The Virgin Upright Posture Walk - Straight back alienates the LGBTQ+ community - Back hurts from forcing it upright - Arms pumping like an idiot - Watches "self-help" videos telling him how to walk - Joined a walking club with the local retired grandmas - Looks like a f----- nerd haha - Thinks women will like him if he looks them in the eye Walks like he's holding a pickle in his asscheeks Chad Hunchback Mouthbreather Stroll - Back is nearly broken in eleven places - Always comfortable - Arms dangle to his sides saving precious energy - On his way to buy monster energy drinks scoliosiss Doesn't give a f--- about - Drool contains pheromones that attract Stacys from miles what he looks like around - LGBTQ icon - Can see around corners easily - Starred in 300 Thad Silverback Stride - Oog Oog Oog - Respects his ancestors Ack Ooga Agh - Loves bananas - Loves 1933 stop-motion monster films - Women fear and respect him for he might crush them - 0000000o000!!! - Oooga EEEEE! Lad Broken Spine After A Workplace Accident - Completely paralyzed, will never walk again - Lad, you've done some bad things in the past, but you didn't deserve this! - Needs help to perform even the most basic tasks Boss skimped out on workplace safety standards in favour of saving a quick buck - Had his penis and several vertebrae removed - Lives in perpetual agony - Trapped in a prison of his own flesh - Lad, I'm so sorry
The Virgin Upright Posture Walk - Straight back alienates the LGBTQ+ community - Back hurts from forcing it upright - Arms pumping like an idiot - Watches "self-help" videos telling him how to walk - Joined a walking club with the local retired grandmas - Looks like a f----- nerd haha - Thinks women will like him if he looks them in the eye Walks like he's holding a pickle in his asscheeks Chad Hunchback Mouthbreather Stroll - Back is nearly broken in eleven places - Always comfortable - Arms dangle to his sides saving precious energy - On his way to buy monster energy drinks scoliosiss Doesn't give a f--- about - Drool contains pheromones that attract Stacys from miles what he looks like around - LGBTQ icon - Can see around corners easily - Starred in 300 Thad Silverback Stride - Oog Oog Oog - Respects his ancestors Ack Ooga Agh - Loves bananas - Loves 1933 stop-motion monster films - Women fear and respect him for he might crush them - 0000000o000!!! - Oooga EEEEE! Lad Broken Spine After A Workplace Accident - Completely paralyzed, will never walk again - Lad, you've done some bad things in the past, but you didn't deserve this! - Needs help to perform even the most basic tasks Boss skimped out on workplace safety standards in favour of saving a quick buck - Had his penis and several vertebrae removed - Lives in perpetual agony - Trapped in a prison of his own flesh - Lad, I'm so sorry

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"The Virgin Agrarian vs the Chad Hunter-Gatherer" by u/salmonmarine

THE VIRGIN AGRARIAN THE CHAD HUNTER GATHERER Is as tall, strong, and healthy as a modern human Migrated across entire will die of cholera continents only knows one trade Hunted dangerous megafauna to 5 ft tall extinction Extensive knowledge of how to survive and thrive in his environment Eats a nutrient rich varied diet of meat, nuts, berries, and plants lives under the rule of an oppresive despot starves Nomadic lifestyle makes him immune to food shortages Lives in small,supportive, close-knit social group society will crumble if the crop fails
THE VIRGIN AGRARIAN THE CHAD HUNTER GATHERER Is as tall, strong, and healthy as a modern human Migrated across entire will die of cholera continents only knows one trade Hunted dangerous megafauna to 5 ft tall extinction Extensive knowledge of how to survive and thrive in his environment Eats a nutrient rich varied diet of meat, nuts, berries, and plants lives under the rule of an oppresive despot starves Nomadic lifestyle makes him immune to food shortages Lives in small,supportive, close-knit social group society will crumble if the crop fails

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