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![Virgin Upright Posture vs Chad Hunchback vs Thad Gorilla vs Lad Broken Spine The Virgin Upright Posture Walk - Straight back alienates the LGBTQ+ community - Back hurts from forcing it upright - Arms pumping like an idiot - Watches "self-help" videos telling him how to walk - Joined a walking club with the local retired grandmas - Looks like a f----- nerd haha - Thinks women will like him if he looks them in the eye Walks like he's holding a pickle in his asscheeks Chad Hunchback Mouthbreather Stroll - Back is nearly broken in eleven places - Always comfortable - Arms dangle to his sides saving precious energy - On his way to buy monster energy drinks scoliosiss Doesn't give a f--- about - Drool contains pheromones that attract Stacys from miles what he looks like around - LGBTQ icon - Can see around corners easily - Starred in 300 Thad Silverback Stride - Oog Oog Oog - Respects his ancestors Ack Ooga Agh - Loves bananas - Loves 1933 stop-motion monster films - Women fear and respect him for he might crush them - 0000000o000!!! - Oooga EEEEE! Lad Broken Spine After A Workplace Accident - Completely paralyzed, will never walk again - Lad, you've done some bad things in the past, but you didn't deserve this! - Needs help to perform even the most basic tasks Boss skimped out on workplace safety standards in favour of saving a quick buck - Had his penis and several vertebrae removed - Lives in perpetual agony - Trapped in a prison of his own flesh - Lad, I'm so sorry](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/884/083/3af.png)
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