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Classic Mobile Game's Moden Mobile Game's Only $0:99 "I can't reach pink color :(" Boring gameplay fun as f--- Rip off's of other games Horrible ads Doesn't shove RA LORDS ads everywhere Memorable SHAD Original ideas MOBILE Gives you ad everytime unique gameplay you press the screen has catchy music

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Classic Mobile Games vs. Modern Mobile Games


Uploaded by Philipp Sep 02, 2020 at 05:40PM EDT

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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I feel like the rampant gate-keeping and "downfall of gaming at the hands of mobile" mentality that was popular at the onset of the mobile gaming era is partially to blame for the downfall of mobile games. Gamers were so quick to call out how much worse Iphone / android games were than their console, handheld, and PC counterparts, despite serving different purposes on devices without dedicated controls. Core gamers, who are usually quick to call out anti consumer practices, rejected mobile gaming communities out of fear they would one day replace the full fat gaming experience. Because of that rejection, companies were able to get away with the warping of actual games into auto battlers that you need to constantly feed money into to keep going.
Without an audience who appreciates game-play and value, why keep including it at all?

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Uploaded Sep 02, 2020 at 05:40PM EDT

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