Virgin vs. Chad - Pharaoh vs Hotep

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wears headdress "The Virgin Pharaoh 52 6'4" at all times to THE CHAD HOTEP cover up baldness conquers Egypt just for fun vast gold deposits used was the peak of his race's accomplishments not for trade but wears makeup and eyeliner hunched over from the weight of his ankh creating fashionable headwear recessed chin, a result of generations of inbreeding never worn a shirt in his life descendants became muslims worships thousands of gods, indecisive descendants became some of the buries himself with riches to take first christians can't walk on his to the afterlife, gets looted own, needs a cane worships Amun-Ra unquestionably deformed body is a result of birth defects leopard skin shawl, thousands of years and a life of gluttony makes god angry, gets plagued godlike physique built from a lifetime of bow- ahead of modern fashion trends hunting and killing arabs can't be out in the sun for builds large more than 10 minutes unneccesary pyramids out of insecurity Never came under takes whatever he keeps getting conquered Roman rule, too alpha to bend the knee to Nero wants and calls it his has to wear own sandals because the sand is too hot for his bare feet in tune with nature requires no footwear gets help from aliens but doesn't pass on any of their ancient knowledge

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ICE Pepe

Sep 04, 2020 at 05:16PM EDT

So the Hotep is basically the KANGZ type of Egyptian, who after breeding continously with white women became the Egyptians of today?

CHARA

Sep 05, 2020 at 03:38PM EDT

I was going to comment how having you descendant become muslims was considered bad while having your descendants become christians was considered a good thing, but then I saw the explanation:

Carry on then.

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