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The Virgin Crystal Gems v. THE CHAD ALMIGHTY TALLEST

The Virgin Diamonds The Chad Tallest Has the largest army in the universe, every single soldier is incompetent Has the largest army in the universe, a single soldier can conquer entire planets Space ship is a planet sized war machine that can survive flying through the core Space ships that can be broken by bunch of dead badly designed hands are of a star lesbians Have absolute no regular enemies, still get their asses kicked by monkeys and freaks Cried for 5000 years because of a single event Have thousands of enemies, never Never cried a day in their lives once been defeated Need thumbs to command Cut offtheir own thumbs to Destroys other planets to continue their species prove they don't need them repurposes other planets into snack bowls Never have to deal with anyone personally, their soldiers are too competent Can't even deal with a bunch of cripples personally
The Virgin Diamonds The Chad Tallest Has the largest army in the universe, every single soldier is incompetent Has the largest army in the universe, a single soldier can conquer entire planets Space ship is a planet sized war machine that can survive flying through the core Space ships that can be broken by bunch of dead badly designed hands are of a star lesbians Have absolute no regular enemies, still get their asses kicked by monkeys and freaks Cried for 5000 years because of a single event Have thousands of enemies, never Never cried a day in their lives once been defeated Need thumbs to command Cut offtheir own thumbs to Destroys other planets to continue their species prove they don't need them repurposes other planets into snack bowls Never have to deal with anyone personally, their soldiers are too competent Can't even deal with a bunch of cripples personally

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The Virgin Butthead and THE CHAD BEAVIS and THE CHAD-CHAD CORNHOLIO

CHAD CHAD CORNHOLIO CHAD VIRGIN BEAVIS ANO BUTTHEAD ANO SCORES WITH HIS HAND IN MR ANDERSONS RV WEARS SHIRT, OVER HEAD RECEDING HAIRLINE LUXURIOUS BLONDE HAIR. "FIRE! FIRE! COMPLETELY UNSYMPATHETIC GODLY JAW LINE I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE ABLE TO APOLOGIZE CREEPS WOMAN OUT WITH "COME TO BUTTHE AD" ARE YOU THREATENING ME? STARTS CONVERSATIONS OPEN-ENDED; HEY, HOW'S IT GOING") UHUH-HUH AND "HEY, BABY" N-HЕH-НЕН FROM LAKE TITICACA WEIRD OBSESSION WITH BUTTS AC4 TRIES TO SCORE | ALWAYS FAILS FLUENT IN SPANISH DARIA SECRETLY WANTS HIS BUNGHOLE METALLKA DOESN'T WANT TO SCORE ONLY REQUIRES TP NEARLY KILLS BUTTHEAD HAD TO BE STOPPED BY POLICE CANT FIGHT BEAVIS FAIRLY HIS PRESCENCE ALONE NEARLY CAUSED 9/11 TO HAPPEN EARLY PLAYS AIR GUIT AR WHILE HEADBANGING ASSERTS DOMINANCE WITH RAISED HANDS HEADBANGS LIKE A WUSS TURNED A JACK IN THE BOX INTO A CRAP IN THE BOX CANT TALK WITHOUT SAYING UHH SMART ENOUGH TO NOT LISTEN TO VOICES IN HE AD 100% FEARLESS, EVEN WHEN FACING THE POLICE
CHAD CHAD CORNHOLIO CHAD VIRGIN BEAVIS ANO BUTTHEAD ANO SCORES WITH HIS HAND IN MR ANDERSONS RV WEARS SHIRT, OVER HEAD RECEDING HAIRLINE LUXURIOUS BLONDE HAIR. "FIRE! FIRE! COMPLETELY UNSYMPATHETIC GODLY JAW LINE I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE ABLE TO APOLOGIZE CREEPS WOMAN OUT WITH "COME TO BUTTHE AD" ARE YOU THREATENING ME? STARTS CONVERSATIONS OPEN-ENDED; HEY, HOW'S IT GOING") UHUH-HUH AND "HEY, BABY" N-HЕH-НЕН FROM LAKE TITICACA WEIRD OBSESSION WITH BUTTS AC4 TRIES TO SCORE | ALWAYS FAILS FLUENT IN SPANISH DARIA SECRETLY WANTS HIS BUNGHOLE METALLKA DOESN'T WANT TO SCORE ONLY REQUIRES TP NEARLY KILLS BUTTHEAD HAD TO BE STOPPED BY POLICE CANT FIGHT BEAVIS FAIRLY HIS PRESCENCE ALONE NEARLY CAUSED 9/11 TO HAPPEN EARLY PLAYS AIR GUIT AR WHILE HEADBANGING ASSERTS DOMINANCE WITH RAISED HANDS HEADBANGS LIKE A WUSS TURNED A JACK IN THE BOX INTO A CRAP IN THE BOX CANT TALK WITHOUT SAYING UHH SMART ENOUGH TO NOT LISTEN TO VOICES IN HE AD 100% FEARLESS, EVEN WHEN FACING THE POLICE

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The Virgin Wormgod vs. The Chad Carrion Lord

The virgin God Emperor of Dune The Chad God-Emperor of Mankind Has ceuntless 20 18 9 sons Has an ever-increasing list of vague psychic powers Can only see the past and the future has no children Hisweakness is love Has no weakness whatsoever His weakness is water Has an army of scantily clad women Has an army of heavily armored, post-humar Glorfied Drug-dealer Source of the Astronomican MALES Always naked Always dressed in Gold Had to forcefully cause humanity to stagnate before he and the finest furs Avoids Direct Conflict Fights the god of died Effortlessly caused humanity's stagnation violence just by dying. Knows religion is dumb Best friend is Wizard Best Friend is a clone Thinks religion is a useftl. tool for ruling humanity Is a man-worm hybrid Possesses the most Holy form of Man's body
The virgin God Emperor of Dune The Chad God-Emperor of Mankind Has ceuntless 20 18 9 sons Has an ever-increasing list of vague psychic powers Can only see the past and the future has no children Hisweakness is love Has no weakness whatsoever His weakness is water Has an army of scantily clad women Has an army of heavily armored, post-humar Glorfied Drug-dealer Source of the Astronomican MALES Always naked Always dressed in Gold Had to forcefully cause humanity to stagnate before he and the finest furs Avoids Direct Conflict Fights the god of died Effortlessly caused humanity's stagnation violence just by dying. Knows religion is dumb Best friend is Wizard Best Friend is a clone Thinks religion is a useftl. tool for ruling humanity Is a man-worm hybrid Possesses the most Holy form of Man's body

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The Virgin Differential Geometry vs. The Chadfinite Geometry

Virgin differential geometry Chad finite geometry no cool symbol universally liked horcrux symbol no need for requires multiple tough prerequisites like real analysis and topology prerequisites, only need to know what a set is has boring applications has no need for applications, done purely for in statistics eniovment usually taken as an elective by physicists only taken as an elective by the pure of heart
Virgin differential geometry Chad finite geometry no cool symbol universally liked horcrux symbol no need for requires multiple tough prerequisites like real analysis and topology prerequisites, only need to know what a set is has boring applications has no need for applications, done purely for in statistics eniovment usually taken as an elective by physicists only taken as an elective by the pure of heart

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Virgin Gnome'd v. Chad RickRoll'd

The Chad Rick Astley The Virgin Gnome Hides hair, probably bald Shiny hair Is a meme in itself, does not need edits In the background of other memes, only at the end of his own. Gives both partys a laugh or inserts into vids Hated when he shows up Quickly faded, only makes it more Creator of OG vid does not talk about the meme, Only became more iconic with time, always that thought in the back of your mind when you clivk a link annoying because you forget about him Creator talks about probably doesn't know it exits the meme and jokes about it too 3'5 Manlet Don't know his height but its probably 7'7
The Chad Rick Astley The Virgin Gnome Hides hair, probably bald Shiny hair Is a meme in itself, does not need edits In the background of other memes, only at the end of his own. Gives both partys a laugh or inserts into vids Hated when he shows up Quickly faded, only makes it more Creator of OG vid does not talk about the meme, Only became more iconic with time, always that thought in the back of your mind when you clivk a link annoying because you forget about him Creator talks about probably doesn't know it exits the meme and jokes about it too 3'5 Manlet Don't know his height but its probably 7'7

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Virgin Gru vs Megachad

The Virgin Gru YOU DARE CHALANGE MEGACHAD? Supervillian A mere villian Bald because of age Bald because of his massive Took over an entire city and defeated a Superman Tier character brain (read: c---), but still rocking that goatee Only notable theft is the moon, and he gave it up Stole the effiel tower The one in vegas that no one remembers. Had no created one, then proceeded to kick that ones s--- in worthy foes, so he Amazing Cheklovs Dehydration gun Bland gray clothes Not even the best villian in the neighborhood Freeze ray, simple joke device Wears leather and а саре, а11 covered in spikes His minions are murderous His minions are creepy little tic tacs that your aunt makes right wing memes about robots and an actually adorable fish in a mech sui Took two movies to get laid Gets the girl in the second Evil because he was raised act by criminals in jail Created a simple rocket with billions of dollars of funding Hires a guy to make s--- for him. Creates doomsday devices out of scrap metal Hot AF Evil because mommy issues IS a jewish carictature Absurd accent Soundtrack by AC/DC and Guns n'Roses. Charming and dorky speech impediment Soundtrack by Pharrel williams, with some crappy trap music mixed in
The Virgin Gru YOU DARE CHALANGE MEGACHAD? Supervillian A mere villian Bald because of age Bald because of his massive Took over an entire city and defeated a Superman Tier character brain (read: c---), but still rocking that goatee Only notable theft is the moon, and he gave it up Stole the effiel tower The one in vegas that no one remembers. Had no created one, then proceeded to kick that ones s--- in worthy foes, so he Amazing Cheklovs Dehydration gun Bland gray clothes Not even the best villian in the neighborhood Freeze ray, simple joke device Wears leather and а саре, а11 covered in spikes His minions are murderous His minions are creepy little tic tacs that your aunt makes right wing memes about robots and an actually adorable fish in a mech sui Took two movies to get laid Gets the girl in the second Evil because he was raised act by criminals in jail Created a simple rocket with billions of dollars of funding Hires a guy to make s--- for him. Creates doomsday devices out of scrap metal Hot AF Evil because mommy issues IS a jewish carictature Absurd accent Soundtrack by AC/DC and Guns n'Roses. Charming and dorky speech impediment Soundtrack by Pharrel williams, with some crappy trap music mixed in

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The Virgin Ninja vs. The Chad of Hate

The virgin Ninja The Chad King of Hate Full set of hair like a kid Bright neon colored hair Balding to show his mature age Hair as black as the night Wears a stupid headband Talks like a muppet Talks clearly, uses a wide vocabulary and even invents his own words Wear a manly cowhat hat Only relevant because of Fortnite Face full of acne Manly beard Superior Italian genetics 10 year legacy Plays the same game over and over again Body not suited for the gamer lifestyle Gets backlash for the smallest thing, forced to apologize Skinny arms perfectly adapted to his gamer lifestyle Variety streamer, never gets boring Puts on a character on stream Perfectly good shape, still plays videogames like a nerd Only fans are kiddies Openly bashes everyone, never apologizes OH Really bad back injury, still works hard everyday 100% himself on stream Wastes $200,000 on a "gaming room" gf only in it for the money and attention Fans are millionares who throw their money at him for recognition Lives in a $400,000 mansion with his very own office Follows twitch TOS but always on the verge of being punished for something Submissive gf who makes him meals and cleans his house everyday an entire subculture of detractors only increasing his popularity Spawned Nobody makes videos about him Millionaire, still complains Constantly breaks twitch TOS but is literally unbannable Infamous multi-time masturbator So toxic that nobody dares to touch him Gets mad at kids Survived several cases of gout Lives paycheck to paycheck, complains but never in any real trouble Will die off within a couple of years and become irrelevant immortalized through thousands of videos and will forever be forgetten wear shoes inside No hardship, gets everything on a silver platter Barefoot, proudly shows it off on stream
The virgin Ninja The Chad King of Hate Full set of hair like a kid Bright neon colored hair Balding to show his mature age Hair as black as the night Wears a stupid headband Talks like a muppet Talks clearly, uses a wide vocabulary and even invents his own words Wear a manly cowhat hat Only relevant because of Fortnite Face full of acne Manly beard Superior Italian genetics 10 year legacy Plays the same game over and over again Body not suited for the gamer lifestyle Gets backlash for the smallest thing, forced to apologize Skinny arms perfectly adapted to his gamer lifestyle Variety streamer, never gets boring Puts on a character on stream Perfectly good shape, still plays videogames like a nerd Only fans are kiddies Openly bashes everyone, never apologizes OH Really bad back injury, still works hard everyday 100% himself on stream Wastes $200,000 on a "gaming room" gf only in it for the money and attention Fans are millionares who throw their money at him for recognition Lives in a $400,000 mansion with his very own office Follows twitch TOS but always on the verge of being punished for something Submissive gf who makes him meals and cleans his house everyday an entire subculture of detractors only increasing his popularity Spawned Nobody makes videos about him Millionaire, still complains Constantly breaks twitch TOS but is literally unbannable Infamous multi-time masturbator So toxic that nobody dares to touch him Gets mad at kids Survived several cases of gout Lives paycheck to paycheck, complains but never in any real trouble Will die off within a couple of years and become irrelevant immortalized through thousands of videos and will forever be forgetten wear shoes inside No hardship, gets everything on a silver platter Barefoot, proudly shows it off on stream

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Who is better?

The Virgin Disney Animation studio The Chad Fleischer animation studio Literally too Chad to have a plot Mascot is a talking cat, bringers of good luck Bold character designs created straight from paper Literally overrated, plot is completely dry 97% of the time Created by George Washington and Richard Nixon in collaboration with Bill Gates It's mascot is a f------ bipedal gerbil 10000% of the films are critical successes Boring and repetitive character designs, for it is literally cal-arts god-like animation Memorable live action movies like Forrest Created by a pathetic racists who are also communist SJW Athiest Zionist scumbags Gump and Walking With Dinosaurs 3D Is an animation god of all time Literally 97% of the films produced cinematic flops Has memorable characters like Bugs Bunny, Felix the Cat, Simba the Lion King, Nausicaa The Wolf Princess and Frank Reynolds. There are MS paint animations more livelier than a full budget Disney animation Utterly forgettable live action movies Is everything wrong with movies nowadays Has forgettable 1-dimensional characters like The BreadWinners and Teen Titans Go Obrianjford2019
The Virgin Disney Animation studio The Chad Fleischer animation studio Literally too Chad to have a plot Mascot is a talking cat, bringers of good luck Bold character designs created straight from paper Literally overrated, plot is completely dry 97% of the time Created by George Washington and Richard Nixon in collaboration with Bill Gates It's mascot is a f------ bipedal gerbil 10000% of the films are critical successes Boring and repetitive character designs, for it is literally cal-arts god-like animation Memorable live action movies like Forrest Created by a pathetic racists who are also communist SJW Athiest Zionist scumbags Gump and Walking With Dinosaurs 3D Is an animation god of all time Literally 97% of the films produced cinematic flops Has memorable characters like Bugs Bunny, Felix the Cat, Simba the Lion King, Nausicaa The Wolf Princess and Frank Reynolds. There are MS paint animations more livelier than a full budget Disney animation Utterly forgettable live action movies Is everything wrong with movies nowadays Has forgettable 1-dimensional characters like The BreadWinners and Teen Titans Go Obrianjford2019

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"This can't be good for me but I feel great"

The Postal Chad The Virgin "Name is not important" Can use 50 f------ Can only hold 3 guns guns at once "I regret nothing" at once "Muh cold bitter hatred" Badass monkier of Too afraid to reveal his name is Jeffery Cuddletrousers "The Dude" Deep, sexy voice Sounds like cookie monster A11 of his errands result Doesn't do errands, which is why his life is a s------- in pure madness, does them anyway Game relys on shock vaule First game is scary, second is funny Likeable third is chaotic Unlikeable misanthropic psychopath misanthropic psychopath Devs haven't Looks like cousin done jack IT going through a goth phase Iconic look Devs are constantly activce
The Postal Chad The Virgin "Name is not important" Can use 50 f------ Can only hold 3 guns guns at once "I regret nothing" at once "Muh cold bitter hatred" Badass monkier of Too afraid to reveal his name is Jeffery Cuddletrousers "The Dude" Deep, sexy voice Sounds like cookie monster A11 of his errands result Doesn't do errands, which is why his life is a s------- in pure madness, does them anyway Game relys on shock vaule First game is scary, second is funny Likeable third is chaotic Unlikeable misanthropic psychopath misanthropic psychopath Devs haven't Looks like cousin done jack IT going through a goth phase Iconic look Devs are constantly activce

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Chat alien-believer vs. virgin truth-seeker

Chad alien-believer Virgin truth-seeker "The universe is infinite man, so the they probably out there" are "We must collect all undeniable evidence, so that we can confirm their existence" Can't sleep, because he fears getting abducted in the night stupid b------- that doesn't matter Doesn't waste time on Has watched all episodes Wears a tinfoil hat in the shower of the X-files Made the "Let's storm area 51" event only to troll the truth-seekers
Chad alien-believer Virgin truth-seeker "The universe is infinite man, so the they probably out there" are "We must collect all undeniable evidence, so that we can confirm their existence" Can't sleep, because he fears getting abducted in the night stupid b------- that doesn't matter Doesn't waste time on Has watched all episodes Wears a tinfoil hat in the shower of the X-files Made the "Let's storm area 51" event only to troll the truth-seekers

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The Virgin Quest Vs The Chad Exile

"The Virgin Quest" THE CHAD EXILE protagonist is pawn of the gods the main character is his own master was exiled since the weight of his balls could sink the no one has been playing since 2008 the main character lacks previous island of lore dull and not interesting gameplay the "gold" standard fun and addictive gameplay huge online community strictly limited with many currencies has its own player-based selected classes lack of economy besides the ability to trade with NPC economy independent of the class, and can do paid and requires money for each DLC also popular Diablo, but as whatever build he unlike it is alive wants unknown to anyone other than thirty-year-old virgins spends all the potions free and does not money on real man-world barter require anything in return for DLC
"The Virgin Quest" THE CHAD EXILE protagonist is pawn of the gods the main character is his own master was exiled since the weight of his balls could sink the no one has been playing since 2008 the main character lacks previous island of lore dull and not interesting gameplay the "gold" standard fun and addictive gameplay huge online community strictly limited with many currencies has its own player-based selected classes lack of economy besides the ability to trade with NPC economy independent of the class, and can do paid and requires money for each DLC also popular Diablo, but as whatever build he unlike it is alive wants unknown to anyone other than thirty-year-old virgins spends all the potions free and does not money on real man-world barter require anything in return for DLC

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A Crap Guide to D&D

VIRGIN WIZARD CHAD SORCERER NEEDS BOokS CANT META MAGIC STRONG MAGE HANDS Duine TAIL FOR BALANCE NON-LAME SUBCLASSES MASSIVE META MAGIC SACK
VIRGIN WIZARD CHAD SORCERER NEEDS BOokS CANT META MAGIC STRONG MAGE HANDS Duine TAIL FOR BALANCE NON-LAME SUBCLASSES MASSIVE META MAGIC SACK

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The Virgin 30-year-old Millennial vs. That Chad 30-year-old Boomer

The Virgin 30 Year Old Millennial Lives in The Chad 30 Sips Monsters Owns a house parents' basement Year Old Boomer| drinks or rents ITeno expensive coffee Blasts Die Cis SIP ACDC CD's Always sleeps Listens to emo past 10 AM Gets up at 6 AM to mow the lawn in his car rappers on soundcloud Is still in Has had a school with earbuds steady job for 10 years after 8 years
The Virgin 30 Year Old Millennial Lives in The Chad 30 Sips Monsters Owns a house parents' basement Year Old Boomer| drinks or rents ITeno expensive coffee Blasts Die Cis SIP ACDC CD's Always sleeps Listens to emo past 10 AM Gets up at 6 AM to mow the lawn in his car rappers on soundcloud Is still in Has had a school with earbuds steady job for 10 years after 8 years

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I require a Virgin Sacrifice | Aash If I was in charge of Germany, I would have won CO3 Perfect
I require a Virgin Sacrifice | Aash If I was in charge of Germany, I would have won CO3 Perfect

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It took so long but it had to be done | r/PrequelMemes

THE CHAD ADMIRAL ACKBAR "The virgin Admiral Holdo Nobody knows or cares Dramatic One of the moet beloved star sacrfice but wars characlers even after his death who this ls lterally nobody cares We only heard aItle bit about Fought In the clone wars making this a prequel meme Killed off quickly to make people forget about him we only love him even more now her history In TLJ Boring human Mon Calamari fish man
THE CHAD ADMIRAL ACKBAR "The virgin Admiral Holdo Nobody knows or cares Dramatic One of the moet beloved star sacrfice but wars characlers even after his death who this ls lterally nobody cares We only heard aItle bit about Fought In the clone wars making this a prequel meme Killed off quickly to make people forget about him we only love him even more now her history In TLJ Boring human Mon Calamari fish man

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Abandon the created world!

The Chad Bnosticist "The Virgin Abrahamist" -believes in the "Big Bang" and aliens instead of the power of his own god -metaphysics are important to him -doesn't even know what Gnosticism is, ignorant of the sins of his forefathers -pities the Abrahamists for their eternal slavery, does not seek what would be justified revenge for their genocide of his peers -has memorized the apocrypha, doesn't even read the bible is easily fooled by Samael's tricks -thinks the peak of spiritual music is a bunch of monks chanting about the works of the demiurge -thinks magic is either not real or an evil practice, would try to kill a witch if he saw one -understands power metal to be the most fulfilling sound for his soul creates egregores with the sole purpose of combatting Saklas and his archons -wrote a will so his future -knows that the archetypes embedded in our minds from crea offspring can inherit his meaningless trinkets -thinks all religions are false but his, yet has never read any non-Abrahamic scripture have permeated all religions -sucks up to and defends his god at every opportunity, for even such a brainwashed soul as he knows inside that YHWH is a fragile being who is easily offended -has no need for material posessions, is prepared to destroy all his belongings before his death has trouble lifting two jugs of skim milk at once, even though he works out is naturally strong fron divine spark Ave BaTO f ic -knows that his god couldn't care less about the s--- people talk prays to Yaldabaoth for pleasures of the flesh (they never come) -pictures Sophia in his mind while meditating for a hands-free climax -hopes to get into "heaven" but would be fine with being reincarnated hopes to escape the cycle of reincarnation and achieve true gnosis is working tirelessly to revive old traditions and combine them with modern knowledge to further his goals and liberate humanity -simply perpetuates the same teachings as 1000 years ago without questioning them in any meaningful way or improving upon them -realizes that Jesus was a messenger from beyond this reality who simply masqueraded as a servant of Leontoeides to delay his crucifixion -thinks that his god has mood swings or changes his mind, to justify the difference between the old and new testaments -pigeon-toed -wide stance, full of confidence
The Chad Bnosticist "The Virgin Abrahamist" -believes in the "Big Bang" and aliens instead of the power of his own god -metaphysics are important to him -doesn't even know what Gnosticism is, ignorant of the sins of his forefathers -pities the Abrahamists for their eternal slavery, does not seek what would be justified revenge for their genocide of his peers -has memorized the apocrypha, doesn't even read the bible is easily fooled by Samael's tricks -thinks the peak of spiritual music is a bunch of monks chanting about the works of the demiurge -thinks magic is either not real or an evil practice, would try to kill a witch if he saw one -understands power metal to be the most fulfilling sound for his soul creates egregores with the sole purpose of combatting Saklas and his archons -wrote a will so his future -knows that the archetypes embedded in our minds from crea offspring can inherit his meaningless trinkets -thinks all religions are false but his, yet has never read any non-Abrahamic scripture have permeated all religions -sucks up to and defends his god at every opportunity, for even such a brainwashed soul as he knows inside that YHWH is a fragile being who is easily offended -has no need for material posessions, is prepared to destroy all his belongings before his death has trouble lifting two jugs of skim milk at once, even though he works out is naturally strong fron divine spark Ave BaTO f ic -knows that his god couldn't care less about the s--- people talk prays to Yaldabaoth for pleasures of the flesh (they never come) -pictures Sophia in his mind while meditating for a hands-free climax -hopes to get into "heaven" but would be fine with being reincarnated hopes to escape the cycle of reincarnation and achieve true gnosis is working tirelessly to revive old traditions and combine them with modern knowledge to further his goals and liberate humanity -simply perpetuates the same teachings as 1000 years ago without questioning them in any meaningful way or improving upon them -realizes that Jesus was a messenger from beyond this reality who simply masqueraded as a servant of Leontoeides to delay his crucifixion -thinks that his god has mood swings or changes his mind, to justify the difference between the old and new testaments -pigeon-toed -wide stance, full of confidence

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The honk walk

Hair seems to overreact to wind "The Virgin Walk" THE HONK WALK Head craned forward Sometimes uses heaphones to escape potential conversation or mitigate agoraphobic symptoms Looks below parallel Avoids eye contact, and looks away immediately if accidental contact Back slouched Honk walk Perceives every oncoming face in his periphery as "looking at him" Too polite, gives too much space for oncoming traffic But secretly hates people who walk slowly when side-by-side Stiff, straight arms Struggles to find comfortable hand form Little arm movement Might be too tense and rigid Bonus: Walking pace/form lacks fluidity because he struggles to "autowalk" -- analogous to always manually breathing Clothing is all neutral coloured Wears running shoes Only wears black coats Stands with a weird posture Is insecure about how he walks Walks too fast Compulsively needs to pass anyone walking slightly slower than him Long strides
Hair seems to overreact to wind "The Virgin Walk" THE HONK WALK Head craned forward Sometimes uses heaphones to escape potential conversation or mitigate agoraphobic symptoms Looks below parallel Avoids eye contact, and looks away immediately if accidental contact Back slouched Honk walk Perceives every oncoming face in his periphery as "looking at him" Too polite, gives too much space for oncoming traffic But secretly hates people who walk slowly when side-by-side Stiff, straight arms Struggles to find comfortable hand form Little arm movement Might be too tense and rigid Bonus: Walking pace/form lacks fluidity because he struggles to "autowalk" -- analogous to always manually breathing Clothing is all neutral coloured Wears running shoes Only wears black coats Stands with a weird posture Is insecure about how he walks Walks too fast Compulsively needs to pass anyone walking slightly slower than him Long strides

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Anne Boonchuy vs Sasha Amphibia

The Virgin Boobchuy The Chad Sasha Abandons ratty school uniform Betrayed by almost Constantly has twigs and for fashionable and practical Can't be betrayed because she doesn't trust anyone everyone she trusts leaves in her hair because armor she is a doormat Actually likes clowns After being imprisoned, negotiated her way into her own bed chamber in the top of the tower and hot showers Has to wield sports equipment, farm tools, whatever she can Bladies for Ladies pick up off the ground Lives in a basement and voluntarily eats bugs Taught the toads how to make french fries, burgers, KFC, etc. Even aquires ketchup despite Amphibia tomatoes growing on giant carnivorous plants Willing to murder innocent frog peasants, only pretends to care Comissions a statue of herself dabbing like an out-of-touch Loves her adoptive frog family about the toads zoomer Has a tasteful statue of her doing a sick skateboard trick Nobly accepts death as Still missing a shoe quickly as she deals it
The Virgin Boobchuy The Chad Sasha Abandons ratty school uniform Betrayed by almost Constantly has twigs and for fashionable and practical Can't be betrayed because she doesn't trust anyone everyone she trusts leaves in her hair because armor she is a doormat Actually likes clowns After being imprisoned, negotiated her way into her own bed chamber in the top of the tower and hot showers Has to wield sports equipment, farm tools, whatever she can Bladies for Ladies pick up off the ground Lives in a basement and voluntarily eats bugs Taught the toads how to make french fries, burgers, KFC, etc. Even aquires ketchup despite Amphibia tomatoes growing on giant carnivorous plants Willing to murder innocent frog peasants, only pretends to care Comissions a statue of herself dabbing like an out-of-touch Loves her adoptive frog family about the toads zoomer Has a tasteful statue of her doing a sick skateboard trick Nobly accepts death as Still missing a shoe quickly as she deals it

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Virgin Mike Matei vs. Chad Bootsy Spankins

The Virgin Mike The Chad Bootsy Needs to say f--- every sentence Never swears when playing kid games Repects every ethnicity. Only drinks coffee with sweets Always craves attention Relaxed and humble Likes his coffee with his own d--- in it 1980's fanboy Lives in the present, not his childhood Makes p-------- jokes over kid movies Top notch gaming skills Made racist comics Gets plenty of sunlight Never gets sunlight, streems at 3AM Gets payed in US Dollars quits Gets payed for his work or Has become an online martyr Shoved aside for Screenwave goons Everyone has seen his d--- Only the lucky ladies has seen his d---
The Virgin Mike The Chad Bootsy Needs to say f--- every sentence Never swears when playing kid games Repects every ethnicity. Only drinks coffee with sweets Always craves attention Relaxed and humble Likes his coffee with his own d--- in it 1980's fanboy Lives in the present, not his childhood Makes p-------- jokes over kid movies Top notch gaming skills Made racist comics Gets plenty of sunlight Never gets sunlight, streems at 3AM Gets payed in US Dollars quits Gets payed for his work or Has become an online martyr Shoved aside for Screenwave goons Everyone has seen his d--- Only the lucky ladies has seen his d---

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The Virgin Who Could Fly vs. The Chadbob Musical

THE CHADBOB MUSICAL The Virgin Who Could Fly Ugly wig, but we can forgive that Ugly Bieber bowl Souless cash grab Catchy songs written by popular artists Adds more depth to characters Costume designs are literal to the point of their concept sheets literally being faces pasted onto the characters Cheesy h--------- songs Well thought out costume designs Brings an all around positive energy Abstract sets that capture the cartoon's vibe Gives the new musical a bad Already existing story reputation All new and original story
THE CHADBOB MUSICAL The Virgin Who Could Fly Ugly wig, but we can forgive that Ugly Bieber bowl Souless cash grab Catchy songs written by popular artists Adds more depth to characters Costume designs are literal to the point of their concept sheets literally being faces pasted onto the characters Cheesy h--------- songs Well thought out costume designs Brings an all around positive energy Abstract sets that capture the cartoon's vibe Gives the new musical a bad Already existing story reputation All new and original story

Virgin vs. Chad
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