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The Virgin Barney vs. The Chad Mr. Rogers

The Virgin Barney vs. The Chad Mr. Rogers All of America went into mourning when he died Every playground in America sings songs about killing him Beloved by Boomers, Xers, and Millenials Hated by parents and kids alike Widely thought have been a Navy SEAL sniper Soothing ASMR voice Rumored to be Annoying voice sounds like a clown either a crackhead or a child molester on acid Hasn't appeared on any shows besides his own Tactfully addressed racism in ways that children can understand Too p---- to address important Had crossover episode for Arthur, a Chad PBS classic issues No degree or job Ordained Only friends are two Has an entire titular Prespyterian Minister hood that he chills with other dinosaurs and Themesong rips off Yankee Doodle some annoying kids Iconic theme music "Goodbye neighbor" Tells kids he loves 100% real in them, pretty creepy Only exists with imagination every sense Provided important lessons on how to be a good neighbor Only teaches stupid s--- like colors and numbers Met the Incredible Hulk and Koko the Gorilla Never met any cool people
The Virgin Barney vs. The Chad Mr. Rogers All of America went into mourning when he died Every playground in America sings songs about killing him Beloved by Boomers, Xers, and Millenials Hated by parents and kids alike Widely thought have been a Navy SEAL sniper Soothing ASMR voice Rumored to be Annoying voice sounds like a clown either a crackhead or a child molester on acid Hasn't appeared on any shows besides his own Tactfully addressed racism in ways that children can understand Too p---- to address important Had crossover episode for Arthur, a Chad PBS classic issues No degree or job Ordained Only friends are two Has an entire titular Prespyterian Minister hood that he chills with other dinosaurs and Themesong rips off Yankee Doodle some annoying kids Iconic theme music "Goodbye neighbor" Tells kids he loves 100% real in them, pretty creepy Only exists with imagination every sense Provided important lessons on how to be a good neighbor Only teaches stupid s--- like colors and numbers Met the Incredible Hulk and Koko the Gorilla Never met any cool people

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Sturgeon vs. Shad

The Virgin Sturgeon THE CHAD SHAD Festivals dedicated to the worship of it Too self-conscious to spawn more than once every few years Beautiful silver scales covering entire body More critically endangered than any other group of species Bottom-feeder The fish that fed America's founders Ugly and scaleless Takes forever to mature sexually So flavorful you don't even have to season it Alpha enough to eat the eggs of other fish At risk of extinetion but doesn't even taste good Sexual organs are extremely coveted Large in size but too much of a p---- to eat anything other than shellfish Not endangered at all despite being incredibly tasty
The Virgin Sturgeon THE CHAD SHAD Festivals dedicated to the worship of it Too self-conscious to spawn more than once every few years Beautiful silver scales covering entire body More critically endangered than any other group of species Bottom-feeder The fish that fed America's founders Ugly and scaleless Takes forever to mature sexually So flavorful you don't even have to season it Alpha enough to eat the eggs of other fish At risk of extinetion but doesn't even taste good Sexual organs are extremely coveted Large in size but too much of a p---- to eat anything other than shellfish Not endangered at all despite being incredibly tasty

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CHADS Veteran Worker and New Guy

The Chad Veteran Worker The Chad "New Guy" Dyed hair to Even if he is the May be bald, but that won't stop him from being himself represent her Not afraid to say her unpopular new one, he isn't afraid to share his personality better opinion opinions and ideas GUY May of also been dealt a bad hand, Feels they deserve better as their work and life has but still has a dealt them a bad hand A beacon and symbol of positivity, won't let the sass get to him Not afraid to sass positive attitude out overly positive people Hides away when they need to think about a situation Started a revolution and get away from the harassment, a of positivity by accident, can't hide away from it healthy choice
The Chad Veteran Worker The Chad "New Guy" Dyed hair to Even if he is the May be bald, but that won't stop him from being himself represent her Not afraid to say her unpopular new one, he isn't afraid to share his personality better opinion opinions and ideas GUY May of also been dealt a bad hand, Feels they deserve better as their work and life has but still has a dealt them a bad hand A beacon and symbol of positivity, won't let the sass get to him Not afraid to sass positive attitude out overly positive people Hides away when they need to think about a situation Started a revolution and get away from the harassment, a of positivity by accident, can't hide away from it healthy choice

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Virgin Kendrick Lamar v. CHAD VIPER THE RAPPER

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gayum vs. BANGER

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found it on discord

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Insects vs Arachnids

CHADRACHNIDS Virgin insects They are usually conisdered innocous or benifical, and are kept around by reasonable 60,000 species. A large and diverse but not to the point of redundancy Over 1 million species, but half of those are a bunch of practically identdical weevils only distinguished by minor variations in genitalia group, Invoke disgust and apathy Invoke fear, awe and respect people Their presence is usually considered a nuisance or health hazard, and are thus killed with no remorse presence of wings renders them unable to grow or heal wounds during adulthood The They are uncsontrained by wings, so they can continue to molt and growing during aduldhood People love them because they look awesome and they kill virgin insects in droves Quiet, and mostly keep to Loud, annoying, and constantly getting in people's way themselves Can only gain appreciation from humans by having stupid flashy colors A single one can send shivers down a grown man's spine Only threatening in large numbers Spread few diseases Spread lots of disease Only people who like them are virgin nerds who get bullied by everyon else Vast majority die in under a year Presence in the ocean is confined to a Most live long, proper lives Appreciated by chad petkeepers, goth stacies, and single genus of unremarkable water of over a year graphic design artists striders There exists many marine mites (and if recent studies are correct, horseshoe crabs are arachnids and that alone gives the whole group 100 extra chad points)
CHADRACHNIDS Virgin insects They are usually conisdered innocous or benifical, and are kept around by reasonable 60,000 species. A large and diverse but not to the point of redundancy Over 1 million species, but half of those are a bunch of practically identdical weevils only distinguished by minor variations in genitalia group, Invoke disgust and apathy Invoke fear, awe and respect people Their presence is usually considered a nuisance or health hazard, and are thus killed with no remorse presence of wings renders them unable to grow or heal wounds during adulthood The They are uncsontrained by wings, so they can continue to molt and growing during aduldhood People love them because they look awesome and they kill virgin insects in droves Quiet, and mostly keep to Loud, annoying, and constantly getting in people's way themselves Can only gain appreciation from humans by having stupid flashy colors A single one can send shivers down a grown man's spine Only threatening in large numbers Spread few diseases Spread lots of disease Only people who like them are virgin nerds who get bullied by everyon else Vast majority die in under a year Presence in the ocean is confined to a Most live long, proper lives Appreciated by chad petkeepers, goth stacies, and single genus of unremarkable water of over a year graphic design artists striders There exists many marine mites (and if recent studies are correct, horseshoe crabs are arachnids and that alone gives the whole group 100 extra chad points)

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The Virgin MacBook vs The Chad Beautiful

"The Virgin MacBook" THE CHAD BEAUTIFUL no nsa spycam impressive floral design 720p camera, mostly used by law enforcement to spy on users strong latch keeps laptop shut weak hardware, costs over $1000 १o ion Novelty inexpensive, probably costs less than $20 Tue41 AM Q OE Finder File Edit View Go Window Help userbase mostly consists of nu-male fanboys who react poorly to criticism keyboard has tactile feedback matte screen isn't covered glossy screen is always covered in fingerprints and dust in fingerprints runs macOS Beautlu high confidence, calls itself beautiful commits copyright infringement against disney, doesn't care boring minimalist design has never heard of an operating system keyboard breaks easily, MacBook doesn't need any dongles needs expensive dongle to connect to most devices no tactile feedback pink and purple user replacable alkaline batteries always overheating tton" automatically lanlly compartment for storing mouse doubles as a cup holder reluctant to three button trackpad, lights up to alert users when they are being spied on nothing is user replaceable be called pink, prefers “rose gold" "force touch" trackpad, no real buttons incapable of overheating built-in mouse
"The Virgin MacBook" THE CHAD BEAUTIFUL no nsa spycam impressive floral design 720p camera, mostly used by law enforcement to spy on users strong latch keeps laptop shut weak hardware, costs over $1000 १o ion Novelty inexpensive, probably costs less than $20 Tue41 AM Q OE Finder File Edit View Go Window Help userbase mostly consists of nu-male fanboys who react poorly to criticism keyboard has tactile feedback matte screen isn't covered glossy screen is always covered in fingerprints and dust in fingerprints runs macOS Beautlu high confidence, calls itself beautiful commits copyright infringement against disney, doesn't care boring minimalist design has never heard of an operating system keyboard breaks easily, MacBook doesn't need any dongles needs expensive dongle to connect to most devices no tactile feedback pink and purple user replacable alkaline batteries always overheating tton" automatically lanlly compartment for storing mouse doubles as a cup holder reluctant to three button trackpad, lights up to alert users when they are being spied on nothing is user replaceable be called pink, prefers “rose gold" "force touch" trackpad, no real buttons incapable of overheating built-in mouse

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Gimme Shelter vs. Gimme Danger

Gimme Danger Gimme Shelter Knows what part of you left alive Storm is Give him DANGER, little stranger Want his fears one more time to raise you threatening his life The flood is threatening his life Feels with you at ease Begs to give him danger If doesn't get some shelter he's gonna fade away ...and will feel Asks you for shelter or he's gonna fade away your disease Asks you to promise that you will feel his hand In his dreams keeps even ugly memories War? Children? The fire is sweeping his street R---? Murder? It's just a shot away You gonna feel Mad bull lost its way because of it Kisses like the ocean breeze Shivers and sings if you are his lover If you can't master him does anything It's just a kiss away, it's just a kiss away
Gimme Danger Gimme Shelter Knows what part of you left alive Storm is Give him DANGER, little stranger Want his fears one more time to raise you threatening his life The flood is threatening his life Feels with you at ease Begs to give him danger If doesn't get some shelter he's gonna fade away ...and will feel Asks you for shelter or he's gonna fade away your disease Asks you to promise that you will feel his hand In his dreams keeps even ugly memories War? Children? The fire is sweeping his street R---? Murder? It's just a shot away You gonna feel Mad bull lost its way because of it Kisses like the ocean breeze Shivers and sings if you are his lover If you can't master him does anything It's just a kiss away, it's just a kiss away

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Virgin Witcher vs Chad Vlad Taltos

The Virgin Witcher The Chad Vlad Taltos All books are grimdark fantasy Changes genre every book Hates all classes Has class conscience Awesome human Dirty mutant Simple silver sword Annoying snake sidekick Killer goatee Pityful beard Lives in an elf centric world, yet everyone respects and fears him. Lives in an human centric world, yet can't blend in. Annoying human sidekick Capitalist pig Cooks awesome dishes Communist hero and share them Instakill god rapier Dress like a emo ЧМ Poisons himself all the Feels at easy being called a witch because he doesnt care about Dungeons & Dragons nerd time for no good reason Dress like a pimp and nobody complains about that. gender Had to invent the world "Witcher" because it's insecure about his manlyness Everybody hates him A magic girl that bend time and space protects him. Has to protect a magic girl that can bend time and space. Authority figures respect him 15 books and more to come Just 5 books
The Virgin Witcher The Chad Vlad Taltos All books are grimdark fantasy Changes genre every book Hates all classes Has class conscience Awesome human Dirty mutant Simple silver sword Annoying snake sidekick Killer goatee Pityful beard Lives in an elf centric world, yet everyone respects and fears him. Lives in an human centric world, yet can't blend in. Annoying human sidekick Capitalist pig Cooks awesome dishes Communist hero and share them Instakill god rapier Dress like a emo ЧМ Poisons himself all the Feels at easy being called a witch because he doesnt care about Dungeons & Dragons nerd time for no good reason Dress like a pimp and nobody complains about that. gender Had to invent the world "Witcher" because it's insecure about his manlyness Everybody hates him A magic girl that bend time and space protects him. Has to protect a magic girl that can bend time and space. Authority figures respect him 15 books and more to come Just 5 books

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The Virgin Pueblo Argentino / The Chad Casta Política (in Spanish)

Context: Income tax was increased and retirement pensions were practically reduced in Argentina. A journalist asked a politician for the currently ruling party named Carlos Caserio if there were going to reduce their wages or luxuries. He said "No, we don't have to sacrifice ourselves, we make the rules." Source: <a href="https://tn.com.ar/politica/la-clase-politica-no-hace-esfuerzos-dicta-normas-el-sincericidio-de-un-senador-del-frente-de-todos_1020425">A senator for Frente de Todos justified the lack of adjustments for the political class</a> (in Spanish).
Context: Income tax was increased and retirement pensions were practically reduced in Argentina. A journalist asked a politician for the currently ruling party named Carlos Caserio if there were going to reduce their wages or luxuries. He said "No, we don't have to sacrifice ourselves, we make the rules." Source: <a href="https://tn.com.ar/politica/la-clase-politica-no-hace-esfuerzos-dicta-normas-el-sincericidio-de-un-senador-del-frente-de-todos_1020425">A senator for Frente de Todos justified the lack of adjustments for the political class</a> (in Spanish).

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Virgin Kasumi and Chadyama Aya

Toyama Kasumi is just a pathetic coward and weakling,Tall toddler who cannot wear a bikini at all only for being a protagonist. Maruyama Aya is a brave Alpha girl who tries hard and Good at Cute postures. And Can wear a bikini. And so does Other Pasupares.
Toyama Kasumi is just a pathetic coward and weakling,Tall toddler who cannot wear a bikini at all only for being a protagonist. Maruyama Aya is a brave Alpha girl who tries hard and Good at Cute postures. And Can wear a bikini. And so does Other Pasupares.

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Artist girl x Sexy artist girl

hatok @HatokTalk this "weird stereotypes of people are actually a couple" art pieces are a weird trend to end 2019 on but it's kinda sweet? I think? BeCiparbeltpop @beltpop 22. Intimate 15e 600 600 15 3:35 AM - 24 déc. 2019 · Twitter for iPad 465 J'aime 66 Retweets
hatok @HatokTalk this "weird stereotypes of people are actually a couple" art pieces are a weird trend to end 2019 on but it's kinda sweet? I think? BeCiparbeltpop @beltpop 22. Intimate 15e 600 600 15 3:35 AM - 24 déc. 2019 · Twitter for iPad 465 J'aime 66 Retweets

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Gamer gurl x Girl that play video games

hatok @HatokTalk this "weird stereotypes of people are actually a couple" art pieces are a weird trend to end 2019 on but it's kinda sweet? I think? nap @napstachill they're gfs GAMER GURL Gifrl that Plays VIDEO Gámes Son of a F--- Cam Down NO IFI haveto Start over IWill,F------- LOL PLaying COD:3<3 OMG IM Such a nerd ! #gamer #Callorduty #Yolo பாயப் trollalolol No h8 guys butIma female. YesI PIay cop. 1ol. Its Just A Game - Υου Shu Yoωr W---- Mouth. #nerd #PLAYING LOV WITH GF HER 7:26 PM · 22 déc. 2019 · Twitter Web App 18,1 k Retweets 70,2 k J'aime
hatok @HatokTalk this "weird stereotypes of people are actually a couple" art pieces are a weird trend to end 2019 on but it's kinda sweet? I think? nap @napstachill they're gfs GAMER GURL Gifrl that Plays VIDEO Gámes Son of a F--- Cam Down NO IFI haveto Start over IWill,F------- LOL PLaying COD:3<3 OMG IM Such a nerd ! #gamer #Callorduty #Yolo பாயப் trollalolol No h8 guys butIma female. YesI PIay cop. 1ol. Its Just A Game - Υου Shu Yoωr W---- Mouth. #nerd #PLAYING LOV WITH GF HER 7:26 PM · 22 déc. 2019 · Twitter Web App 18,1 k Retweets 70,2 k J'aime

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The Virgin Ecologist vs The Chad Transhumanist

Ineffectual at fighting fascism because he unwittingly buttresses The Virgin Ecologist The Chad Transhumanist the neo-liberal order which Believes that human consciousness is produces it Thinks consciousness = the sum total Laughs at descriptions of vegans and animal rights activists in the history holo-books not special or unique. Thinks that all Ended millenia of social conflict with the of brain activity. Believes, that evolutionary All planets required to have moon- sized bust of Slavoj Zizek in orbit annihilation of the capitalist ruling class. The animals possess some form of consciousness despite no evidence. only conflict remaining is that between the mind and the universe around it. Society is psychology explains all human spcial practices Probably thinks clouds have feelings driven forward by the ceaseless and infinite pokemon = utopia Eradicated the superstitions of nature, religion and money. Society now only goes like in super mario conquest of nature His awe of nature is reflected Infantile and embarrassing animal print on clothing where its members decide it should go in a servile attitude toward the Understands that the universe exists only as registered through the eye of man, the social- capitalist ruling class Went back in time to help Spartacus crush the Roman Republic Thinks he is a f------ animal, despite him having to think (a uniquely human activity) about being an animal in order to think that he is one. F------ idiot can't philosophy Placard implies projection of symbolic order Made Dys star from here to f------ Andromeda Spheres around every human Ignited Jupiter into a sun, just to show God who's boss qualities on to nature Neo-pagan animism cloaked by 'pragmatic' anti-climate change position Was the 'alien' in Interstellar Abolished primitive gender and sexuality centuries ago. Human beings are no longer born, they are produced still reproduces biologically like a dirty ape. Defends gay sexuality on 'natural' grounds, thereby revealing himself as a reactionary Reversed entropy because he didn't Meat bag. Still inhabits putřid, oozing like where that s--- was headed body inherited from nature. Sensitivity toward nature gives him a horror of changing anything natural. Enjoys living in flesh prison Pitilessly obliterated all biological life as unnecessary for the reproduction of human society. Modifies frequency of black holes to Would have serious ethical dilemma if travel faster than light, for maximum Is ok with dying confronted with the choice between swag saving the life of a stranger or a dog Knows that human consciousness, which emerged Abandoned disgusting and humiliating human body centuries ago. Human minds now live as they truly Trousers made from cannabis or something lame Thinks nature has a value 'in-itself'. by accident from the chaos of nature, is the most Doesn't understand that only through human beings does anything become meaningful. are, pure consciousness, uploaded into the social- technological infrastructure precious and important thing in the entire Takes care not to step universe. All else is subordinated to the on any worms because he believes he might reproduction of human society Chomsky & Peter Singer M----------- is borderline reincarnate as one All manual labour performed by immortal Sculpting the universe in the human image, the only project Is 'life partners' with his cat and dog. swarms of nano-bots controlled Lined Silicon Valley up against the wall. They would eat his body if he died by the human super-mind Space is not-for-profit bitch worthy of mankind WE ARE NATURE DEFENDING ITSELF
Ineffectual at fighting fascism because he unwittingly buttresses The Virgin Ecologist The Chad Transhumanist the neo-liberal order which Believes that human consciousness is produces it Thinks consciousness = the sum total Laughs at descriptions of vegans and animal rights activists in the history holo-books not special or unique. Thinks that all Ended millenia of social conflict with the of brain activity. Believes, that evolutionary All planets required to have moon- sized bust of Slavoj Zizek in orbit annihilation of the capitalist ruling class. The animals possess some form of consciousness despite no evidence. only conflict remaining is that between the mind and the universe around it. Society is psychology explains all human spcial practices Probably thinks clouds have feelings driven forward by the ceaseless and infinite pokemon = utopia Eradicated the superstitions of nature, religion and money. Society now only goes like in super mario conquest of nature His awe of nature is reflected Infantile and embarrassing animal print on clothing where its members decide it should go in a servile attitude toward the Understands that the universe exists only as registered through the eye of man, the social- capitalist ruling class Went back in time to help Spartacus crush the Roman Republic Thinks he is a f------ animal, despite him having to think (a uniquely human activity) about being an animal in order to think that he is one. F------ idiot can't philosophy Placard implies projection of symbolic order Made Dys star from here to f------ Andromeda Spheres around every human Ignited Jupiter into a sun, just to show God who's boss qualities on to nature Neo-pagan animism cloaked by 'pragmatic' anti-climate change position Was the 'alien' in Interstellar Abolished primitive gender and sexuality centuries ago. Human beings are no longer born, they are produced still reproduces biologically like a dirty ape. Defends gay sexuality on 'natural' grounds, thereby revealing himself as a reactionary Reversed entropy because he didn't Meat bag. Still inhabits putřid, oozing like where that s--- was headed body inherited from nature. Sensitivity toward nature gives him a horror of changing anything natural. Enjoys living in flesh prison Pitilessly obliterated all biological life as unnecessary for the reproduction of human society. Modifies frequency of black holes to Would have serious ethical dilemma if travel faster than light, for maximum Is ok with dying confronted with the choice between swag saving the life of a stranger or a dog Knows that human consciousness, which emerged Abandoned disgusting and humiliating human body centuries ago. Human minds now live as they truly Trousers made from cannabis or something lame Thinks nature has a value 'in-itself'. by accident from the chaos of nature, is the most Doesn't understand that only through human beings does anything become meaningful. are, pure consciousness, uploaded into the social- technological infrastructure precious and important thing in the entire Takes care not to step universe. All else is subordinated to the on any worms because he believes he might reproduction of human society Chomsky & Peter Singer M----------- is borderline reincarnate as one All manual labour performed by immortal Sculpting the universe in the human image, the only project Is 'life partners' with his cat and dog. swarms of nano-bots controlled Lined Silicon Valley up against the wall. They would eat his body if he died by the human super-mind Space is not-for-profit bitch worthy of mankind WE ARE NATURE DEFENDING ITSELF

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The Virgin's Virgin v. THE CHAD'S CHAD

THICK LIPS READY TO KISS STACIES 24/7. HE HAS ACTUALLY The virgin virgin The CHAD CHAD ALWAYS BEEN KISSING A STACY. LIKE IF YOU COULD TIME TRAVEL TO THE ANCIENT GREECE Forward head YOU WOULD THEN ALSO posture FIND CHAD KISSING A STACY HE IS FULLY AWAKE AND SLEEP AT THE (FORGOT TO POINT OUT THAT Convex occipital bone SAME TIME IN SUCH A WAY THAT HE CAN HE'S ALWAYS BEEN ALIVE AND BE THINKING ABOUT AND SOLVING DEAD AT THE SAME TIMME IN EXTREMELY COMPLEX ABSTRACT PROBLEMS Now and then he fantasizes ORDER TO BE ABLE TO FROM MATHEMATICS, PHYSICS AND LOGIC MEANWHILE AT THE SAME TIME about taking revenge on his elementary school bullies but, let's be honest, we know he'll do nothing irl PARTAKE IN O----- WITH Retruded jaw. SUCCUBUS IN HELL AND WITH IMPREGNATING A HAREM OF 10/10 STACIES FROM ANY CENTURY IN HEAVEN) Literally lacks mandibular ramus STACIES INA LUCID DREAM Slouched posture HE CAN CRY, DANCE, LAUGH, SING AND TALK AT THE SAME TIME IN Has to manually breathe, swallow and walk. Unemployed, thought it would be a good idea to MULTIPLE DIFFERENT SETTINGS AND WITH DIFFERENT PEOPLE. HE IS AT restart uni but is too Can't synchronize breathing and walking pace with Becky when rarely going outdoors with her afraid of being isolated by more outgoing and gl THIS EXACT MOMENT PRESENT SIMULTANEOUSLY IN INFINITE classmates SOLAR SYSTEMS WHERE IN EACH ONE OF THEM HE'S CURRENTLY OUCH I ENJOYING SEX WITH ALIEN STACIE OF Literally didn't laughed nor cried a single time in the last ten years. Also last time he went to a ALL KIND NEVER HAD TO WORK. NOT EVEN A SINGLE DAY. HIS BANK ACCOUNT IS CONSTANTLY party (not counting here grandma's birthday) was in 2006 or so BEING FILLED WITH FRESH LAD HAS A BIG OWNERS OF RESTAURANTS PAY MONEY COMING FROM People think that he's still in high school but actuallys he's 31 yrs old. No one can takes him AMOUNT OF HIM ON A REGULAR BASIS TO BILLIONAIRE STACIES FROM RESPECT FOR HIM LAD likes him, yet he believes that virgin should better try to solve its issues GET HIM EATING AT THEIR ALL OVER THE WORLD THAT AND CONSIDERS LOCALS SINCE THE MERE WILL SUPPORT HIM FORA LIFE Wears always the same boring outfit with dark and cold CHAD A GOOD PRESENCE OF CHAD ATTRACTS THOUSANDS OF STACIES TO THE TIME seriously because of his FRIEND by himself. Thinks that looks offering help wouldn't be a good move, since most probably virgin would feel humiliated PLACE WILLING TO EAT AND colours in order to pass unnoticed and avoid being bullied by in that case. strangers in the streets SPEND ΜΟΝΕΥ ΤHERE WITH TΗΕ SOLE PURPOSE OF BEING CLOSE TO CHAD DOESN'T HAVE THE FAINTEST CLUE ABOUT WHAT FEMINISM IS. IF A THE LENGHT OF HIS PENIS IS FEMINIST CcOMES ACROosS HIM IN SUCH THAT YOU COULD THE STREET, SHE'S INMIEDIATELY Was never invited to MEASURE INTERGALACTIC Whenever he goes out CONVERTED INTO A STACY IN A the fantastic halloween DISTANCES USING from mom's basement MATTER OF NANOSECONDS SINCE People think he will commit suicide sooner parties that the Stacy he was in love with used to throw in last "CHADCOCKS" AS A UNIT OF insects will surround and follow him since they detect he could die at any IT'S TECHNICALLY IMIPOSSIBLE MEASUREMENT, E.G., THE THAT A GIRL REMAINS FEMINIST DISTANCE BETWEEN EARTH than later. He's actually a very calm and rational peson though, aware that he just got bad luck with looks, but still can't avoid being constantly suggested about how good it'd be for him to start coun seling and take psych meds in order to fix his head AFTER LOOKING AT CHAD. nineties AND ANDROMEDA GALAXY FEMINISTS TURN moment as a consequence of his extremely frail health COULD BE BETTER EXPRESSED AUTOMATICALLY INTO BETA AS "1 NANOCHADCOCK" WOMEN SUPPORTERS OF PATRIARCHY IN THE EXACT TRAINS HIS CHEST ΜΟΜΕΝT THEY ΜΕET HΠΜ AND TRICEPS BY PUSHING THE EARTH THROUGH ITS ORBIT AROUND THE SUN
THICK LIPS READY TO KISS STACIES 24/7. HE HAS ACTUALLY The virgin virgin The CHAD CHAD ALWAYS BEEN KISSING A STACY. LIKE IF YOU COULD TIME TRAVEL TO THE ANCIENT GREECE Forward head YOU WOULD THEN ALSO posture FIND CHAD KISSING A STACY HE IS FULLY AWAKE AND SLEEP AT THE (FORGOT TO POINT OUT THAT Convex occipital bone SAME TIME IN SUCH A WAY THAT HE CAN HE'S ALWAYS BEEN ALIVE AND BE THINKING ABOUT AND SOLVING DEAD AT THE SAME TIMME IN EXTREMELY COMPLEX ABSTRACT PROBLEMS Now and then he fantasizes ORDER TO BE ABLE TO FROM MATHEMATICS, PHYSICS AND LOGIC MEANWHILE AT THE SAME TIME about taking revenge on his elementary school bullies but, let's be honest, we know he'll do nothing irl PARTAKE IN O----- WITH Retruded jaw. SUCCUBUS IN HELL AND WITH IMPREGNATING A HAREM OF 10/10 STACIES FROM ANY CENTURY IN HEAVEN) Literally lacks mandibular ramus STACIES INA LUCID DREAM Slouched posture HE CAN CRY, DANCE, LAUGH, SING AND TALK AT THE SAME TIME IN Has to manually breathe, swallow and walk. Unemployed, thought it would be a good idea to MULTIPLE DIFFERENT SETTINGS AND WITH DIFFERENT PEOPLE. HE IS AT restart uni but is too Can't synchronize breathing and walking pace with Becky when rarely going outdoors with her afraid of being isolated by more outgoing and gl THIS EXACT MOMENT PRESENT SIMULTANEOUSLY IN INFINITE classmates SOLAR SYSTEMS WHERE IN EACH ONE OF THEM HE'S CURRENTLY OUCH I ENJOYING SEX WITH ALIEN STACIE OF Literally didn't laughed nor cried a single time in the last ten years. Also last time he went to a ALL KIND NEVER HAD TO WORK. NOT EVEN A SINGLE DAY. HIS BANK ACCOUNT IS CONSTANTLY party (not counting here grandma's birthday) was in 2006 or so BEING FILLED WITH FRESH LAD HAS A BIG OWNERS OF RESTAURANTS PAY MONEY COMING FROM People think that he's still in high school but actuallys he's 31 yrs old. No one can takes him AMOUNT OF HIM ON A REGULAR BASIS TO BILLIONAIRE STACIES FROM RESPECT FOR HIM LAD likes him, yet he believes that virgin should better try to solve its issues GET HIM EATING AT THEIR ALL OVER THE WORLD THAT AND CONSIDERS LOCALS SINCE THE MERE WILL SUPPORT HIM FORA LIFE Wears always the same boring outfit with dark and cold CHAD A GOOD PRESENCE OF CHAD ATTRACTS THOUSANDS OF STACIES TO THE TIME seriously because of his FRIEND by himself. Thinks that looks offering help wouldn't be a good move, since most probably virgin would feel humiliated PLACE WILLING TO EAT AND colours in order to pass unnoticed and avoid being bullied by in that case. strangers in the streets SPEND ΜΟΝΕΥ ΤHERE WITH TΗΕ SOLE PURPOSE OF BEING CLOSE TO CHAD DOESN'T HAVE THE FAINTEST CLUE ABOUT WHAT FEMINISM IS. IF A THE LENGHT OF HIS PENIS IS FEMINIST CcOMES ACROosS HIM IN SUCH THAT YOU COULD THE STREET, SHE'S INMIEDIATELY Was never invited to MEASURE INTERGALACTIC Whenever he goes out CONVERTED INTO A STACY IN A the fantastic halloween DISTANCES USING from mom's basement MATTER OF NANOSECONDS SINCE People think he will commit suicide sooner parties that the Stacy he was in love with used to throw in last "CHADCOCKS" AS A UNIT OF insects will surround and follow him since they detect he could die at any IT'S TECHNICALLY IMIPOSSIBLE MEASUREMENT, E.G., THE THAT A GIRL REMAINS FEMINIST DISTANCE BETWEEN EARTH than later. He's actually a very calm and rational peson though, aware that he just got bad luck with looks, but still can't avoid being constantly suggested about how good it'd be for him to start coun seling and take psych meds in order to fix his head AFTER LOOKING AT CHAD. nineties AND ANDROMEDA GALAXY FEMINISTS TURN moment as a consequence of his extremely frail health COULD BE BETTER EXPRESSED AUTOMATICALLY INTO BETA AS "1 NANOCHADCOCK" WOMEN SUPPORTERS OF PATRIARCHY IN THE EXACT TRAINS HIS CHEST ΜΟΜΕΝT THEY ΜΕET HΠΜ AND TRICEPS BY PUSHING THE EARTH THROUGH ITS ORBIT AROUND THE SUN

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