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Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Family Pride Ride v. other family rides
![The Virgin Family The Chad THE THAD KOM Ride Family Ride HUNT FAMILY RIDE Literally killing dog walkers in the way of segments Trained kids through 0° winter to be ready for spring UCI Approved Literally blocking the entire path Impossible to keep 2 meters away from Banned from Average speed 20mph Triple Crankset TV Family Thad has strava century ride genetically cloned 5mph average speed Sweaty tank top Bike looks like its himself to draft Average speed 50mph from WW2 frames for the Matching Lycra No hands Bikes found in Kids don't even entire family skinsuits for kids to flex bottom of shed Оодо have helmets Aero skin Richmond 51 Park NETOAL NETRON Doesn't need to Planning family Everest ride for summer Halfway through daily double Mum follows Using E-Bikes if hilly, bad "Ecxu..Excuse me." "Get out of the way Garmin GPS З КОMS/s yell, just barges anyone in the way Scrap metal>Hybrid Bike slowcoach!" behind in team car implants in head century](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/821/985/938.png)
![The Virgin Family The Chad THE THAD KOM Ride Family Ride HUNT FAMILY RIDE Literally killing dog walkers in the way of segments Trained kids through 0° winter to be ready for spring UCI Approved Literally blocking the entire path Impossible to keep 2 meters away from Banned from Average speed 20mph Triple Crankset TV Family Thad has strava century ride genetically cloned 5mph average speed Sweaty tank top Bike looks like its himself to draft Average speed 50mph from WW2 frames for the Matching Lycra No hands Bikes found in Kids don't even entire family skinsuits for kids to flex bottom of shed Оодо have helmets Aero skin Richmond 51 Park NETOAL NETRON Doesn't need to Planning family Everest ride for summer Halfway through daily double Mum follows Using E-Bikes if hilly, bad "Ecxu..Excuse me." "Get out of the way Garmin GPS З КОMS/s yell, just barges anyone in the way Scrap metal>Hybrid Bike slowcoach!" behind in team car implants in head century](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/821/985/938.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Choose your emperor wisely
![VS The Chad Emperial Flry The Virgin "Imperial Navy" Standard, ran of the mill ship is 4-6 km bong Fainted in pleasing cofors that strike fear ởn the hoarts of Boring grey monotone Literally a Standard ship isn't even 1 km long Imao space dorito Crushes rekelions eery day Easily destroyed by space terrorists Gglng silhin 500,000 km is a Has a giant status Xenos are tolerated Elses shau fabor cérlagn dealh senlenet Gets destroyed when Bruh are these Fakes sereral genérationg to ké copmpleted, dach ship is a work of art hlaszed by the Emptror supposed to be lasers? Placrocannong that shoot sholls the st of nulghorhoods rammed Doesn't even last 10,000 years, weak](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/821/984/30b.jpg)
![VS The Chad Emperial Flry The Virgin "Imperial Navy" Standard, ran of the mill ship is 4-6 km bong Fainted in pleasing cofors that strike fear ởn the hoarts of Boring grey monotone Literally a Standard ship isn't even 1 km long Imao space dorito Crushes rekelions eery day Easily destroyed by space terrorists Gglng silhin 500,000 km is a Has a giant status Xenos are tolerated Elses shau fabor cérlagn dealh senlenet Gets destroyed when Bruh are these Fakes sereral genérationg to ké copmpleted, dach ship is a work of art hlaszed by the Emptror supposed to be lasers? Placrocannong that shoot sholls the st of nulghorhoods rammed Doesn't even last 10,000 years, weak](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/821/984/30b.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
The virgin B-class Fubuki vs The Chadette Monster Queen Psykos
![The Virgin B-class Fubuki The Chadette Monster Queen Psykos Stylish attire and sexy long hair Created a psychic o monster stronger than Black boring robe and s----- rectangular hair Lifts a person at 17, one of the strongest Fubuki Lifts a truck at 17, still dragons at 23 lifts a truck at 23 The Monster King Beta orbiter of Saitama Orochi is her slave The Monster Queen Stays B class because of inferiority complex, no ambition extremely competent scientist, Did countless monster experiments which resulted in creating Orochi who plans to rule over Incompetent leader ruling over a bunch of the world. fodder B class Biggest boobs in the and monster cells. Strongest technique can't defeat an almost Scared of mutiny series Scared of a gay ninja Scared of Psykos' dog Makes Genus look like a naked blondie joke at 23 Leader of high dragons and competent Scared of her sister humiliated by a moving Made Orochi into her strategist energy tank to become an above dragon monster fan. Constantly on a diet Former underling is doing better by himself Got over 500 monsters underlings, lots being stronger than Fubuki, doesn't give a Only drinks wine, still in best shape virgin Scared just seeing the hole where Psykos was fighting Cares too much about f--- about them. Almost killed Tatsumaki not hurting her underlings even if they're brainwashed with a powerful anti esper technique. Weakest technique is chibaku tensei from a puppet with only a por- tion of her full power Looks down literally and figuratively on Tatsumaki, even after the table lift](/assets/image-covers/spoiler.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
le CHAD turned into le pickle. FUNNIEST STUFF I'VE EVER SEEN.
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Virgin vs. Chad
The Joel vs The Drake
![The Joel THE DRAKE has nothing but weapons, backpack for tools just like normal human still survives both the desert any and cold Himalayan mountains snarky, charismatic and handsome angry, sad, groomy always depressed gets in insta-killed by some blind fungus-head rando with skinny arms protagonist role lost already in the 2nd game protagonist in every single game he's in beats in CQC trained men who are twice his size post-timeskip romance is just barely implied enemies consist of hobos, wild ill people and some glorified militia rednecks destroyed every lost city he found for the lols has canonically banged both the women that defeated private armies, plus mercenaries, monsters, tanks, helicopters and superhumans assisted him in his numerous adventures](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/818/684/370.jpg)
![The Joel THE DRAKE has nothing but weapons, backpack for tools just like normal human still survives both the desert any and cold Himalayan mountains snarky, charismatic and handsome angry, sad, groomy always depressed gets in insta-killed by some blind fungus-head rando with skinny arms protagonist role lost already in the 2nd game protagonist in every single game he's in beats in CQC trained men who are twice his size post-timeskip romance is just barely implied enemies consist of hobos, wild ill people and some glorified militia rednecks destroyed every lost city he found for the lols has canonically banged both the women that defeated private armies, plus mercenaries, monsters, tanks, helicopters and superhumans assisted him in his numerous adventures](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/818/684/370.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Remote Teaching v. CHAD REMOTE LEARNING
![The Virgin Professor teaching from home The Chad student learning from home Vewont - Water-cooled gaming rig - Broadcast-quality streaming studio - Family respect independence, leave food at door - Glorious baritone carried by classic Electro-Voice RE-20 - Lumbar caressed by tasteful Gaming Throne - Will make $400 per hour streaming this evening - Seamless co-ordination with peers on group projects - Born in a world where all education free, one click away - Getting a refund on course fees anyway - Actual Hot Wheels 1999 PC - Tiny, messy kitchen table - Family disruption - Annoying voice barely picked up by terrible mic - Hard kitchen chair causing spinal damage - Will make $ Jack S--- $ per hour today - "Can you hear me now?... oh, sorry" - Uses books and physical media, omg lame - Getting made redundant next month anyway](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/817/466/f25.png)
![The Virgin Professor teaching from home The Chad student learning from home Vewont - Water-cooled gaming rig - Broadcast-quality streaming studio - Family respect independence, leave food at door - Glorious baritone carried by classic Electro-Voice RE-20 - Lumbar caressed by tasteful Gaming Throne - Will make $400 per hour streaming this evening - Seamless co-ordination with peers on group projects - Born in a world where all education free, one click away - Getting a refund on course fees anyway - Actual Hot Wheels 1999 PC - Tiny, messy kitchen table - Family disruption - Annoying voice barely picked up by terrible mic - Hard kitchen chair causing spinal damage - Will make $ Jack S--- $ per hour today - "Can you hear me now?... oh, sorry" - Uses books and physical media, omg lame - Getting made redundant next month anyway](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/817/466/f25.png)
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The Virgin Rock Bassist v. THE CHAD FUNK BASSIST
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Virgin vs. Chad
Aussie Shitposter vs Leaf Poster
![THE VIRGIN "Hey, bud" THE CHAD >F------ Aussies AUSSIE SHITPOSTER ABHORRENT LEAF POSTER Relies too much on their reputation, often dissapoints Thinks they're a based country, just another cucked anglo colony Their politics are a complete mystery because no one cares >Based Leaf Cucked as f---, doesn't care Nobody can draw their flag Has never heard of a decent Indecipherable slang Easily recognizable leaf proudly displayed post Not even a livestream of World famous meme PM a mosque shooting can make them interesting Makes effort posts, Spams bait posts, gets infinite (you)s gets no replies Becomes famous simply by the existence of their grocery store prices](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/816/912/66d.png)
![THE VIRGIN "Hey, bud" THE CHAD >F------ Aussies AUSSIE SHITPOSTER ABHORRENT LEAF POSTER Relies too much on their reputation, often dissapoints Thinks they're a based country, just another cucked anglo colony Their politics are a complete mystery because no one cares >Based Leaf Cucked as f---, doesn't care Nobody can draw their flag Has never heard of a decent Indecipherable slang Easily recognizable leaf proudly displayed post Not even a livestream of World famous meme PM a mosque shooting can make them interesting Makes effort posts, Spams bait posts, gets infinite (you)s gets no replies Becomes famous simply by the existence of their grocery store prices](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/816/912/66d.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Imperial Weeb vs US Marine
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Virgin Camping v. CHAD SURVIVAL ISLAND
![Vigrin Camping Chad Island Survival not alone, has a friend to talk to lamest vacation imaginable spends his time pretending to be homeless exciting outdoor activity regrets going outdoors 000 whole island is his home completely alone HELP! Chad is the reason why he is stuck on island in the first place will get mauled by a bear or something single predator on island cats every bug he stumbles upon bugs, bugs everywhere](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/816/308/bda.png)
![Vigrin Camping Chad Island Survival not alone, has a friend to talk to lamest vacation imaginable spends his time pretending to be homeless exciting outdoor activity regrets going outdoors 000 whole island is his home completely alone HELP! Chad is the reason why he is stuck on island in the first place will get mauled by a bear or something single predator on island cats every bug he stumbles upon bugs, bugs everywhere](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/816/308/bda.png)
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The Virgin Republic of China v. The Chad Republic of China (...in Taiwan)
![The Virgin Peoples Republic of China The Chad Republic of China (Taiwan) Treats minorities Less than 400 corona- Throws minorities with respect Tries to infiltrate reddit to cases in concentration camps (insecurity) appear less unsuccessful Polluted cities, incapable of sorting out mess Income on par with Western Europe -rich but does not need to Freedom of speech, can handle criticism No freedom of speech, because of massive Lower income than cannot deal with show off shlong Russia, poor af criticism Democraticy, does not feel the need to Clean cities, fresh air, beautiful scenery Totalitarian surveillance state, control and patronise has to spy on its citizens (fear) More than 80.000 citizens corona-cases](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/816/294/455.png)
![The Virgin Peoples Republic of China The Chad Republic of China (Taiwan) Treats minorities Less than 400 corona- Throws minorities with respect Tries to infiltrate reddit to cases in concentration camps (insecurity) appear less unsuccessful Polluted cities, incapable of sorting out mess Income on par with Western Europe -rich but does not need to Freedom of speech, can handle criticism No freedom of speech, because of massive Lower income than cannot deal with show off shlong Russia, poor af criticism Democraticy, does not feel the need to Clean cities, fresh air, beautiful scenery Totalitarian surveillance state, control and patronise has to spy on its citizens (fear) More than 80.000 citizens corona-cases](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/816/294/455.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
le SACRIFICE
!["The Virgin Prayer" Not actually religious, just trying to "discover" some sort of "spirituality" Can't do it without music from headphones, attention span too short Gullible enough to believe what he reads online about meditation and s--- Terrified of people finding out and thinking he's weird Prayers never get answered, of course "The Chad Sacrament" His is the one true religion Wholeheartedly believes in his faith Doesn't care about the opinions of nonbelievers Only the blood of virgins can appease the almighty Can recite the holy book by heart, wrote it himself](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/816/273/758.jpg)
!["The Virgin Prayer" Not actually religious, just trying to "discover" some sort of "spirituality" Can't do it without music from headphones, attention span too short Gullible enough to believe what he reads online about meditation and s--- Terrified of people finding out and thinking he's weird Prayers never get answered, of course "The Chad Sacrament" His is the one true religion Wholeheartedly believes in his faith Doesn't care about the opinions of nonbelievers Only the blood of virgins can appease the almighty Can recite the holy book by heart, wrote it himself](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/816/273/758.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
Another legend of galactic heroes version
![Long softy bright hair, COOL BERET, SHORT DARK HAIR THE VIRGIN EMPEROR what is this, a nordic trap? THE CHAD REPUBLICAN VObernstein's Bitch CONSUMES MORE ALCOHOL I saved by his gf THAN A LAMBORGHINI MANKIND'S BESTFRIEND WANNA CONQUER THE UNIVERSE ALWAYS FLEXIBLE BECAUSE OF HIS SISTER ALWAYS WHINING. FANCY AWKWARD ACCESORIES incker huurr if only kircheis was here AWESOME COZY JACKET looks like a skirt_ Captured Iserlohn fortress a part time magician plenty of close friends, a son he raised himself and 545656146 girfriends anti social sexy pants MAMA'S BOY useless uggly cape NOT LOSING IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN WINING](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/814/887/8d8.jpg)
![Long softy bright hair, COOL BERET, SHORT DARK HAIR THE VIRGIN EMPEROR what is this, a nordic trap? THE CHAD REPUBLICAN VObernstein's Bitch CONSUMES MORE ALCOHOL I saved by his gf THAN A LAMBORGHINI MANKIND'S BESTFRIEND WANNA CONQUER THE UNIVERSE ALWAYS FLEXIBLE BECAUSE OF HIS SISTER ALWAYS WHINING. FANCY AWKWARD ACCESORIES incker huurr if only kircheis was here AWESOME COZY JACKET looks like a skirt_ Captured Iserlohn fortress a part time magician plenty of close friends, a son he raised himself and 545656146 girfriends anti social sexy pants MAMA'S BOY useless uggly cape NOT LOSING IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN WINING](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/814/887/8d8.jpg)
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Virgin Troll v. CHAD BULLY
![The Chad Real Life Bully The Virgin Internet Troll Can Probably the Looks very ugly, a combination assault reason you. internet trolls Lives on exist. of a neck beard and forums, youtube comments, reddit and incel. 4chan. Gets Probably not ugly bullied in real life You can't close your internet to hide from him. Will dox and Anonymous coward swat you like a bitch made Doesn't care about virgin he is. internet memes](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/814/723/18a.jpg)
![The Chad Real Life Bully The Virgin Internet Troll Can Probably the Looks very ugly, a combination assault reason you. internet trolls Lives on exist. of a neck beard and forums, youtube comments, reddit and incel. 4chan. Gets Probably not ugly bullied in real life You can't close your internet to hide from him. Will dox and Anonymous coward swat you like a bitch made Doesn't care about virgin he is. internet memes](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/814/723/18a.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
The Virgin Calobi Vs The Chad Verbalase
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