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The Virgin Robber VS The Chad Gentleman Thief Smashing top hat made from Lame hat associated the finest silk or beaver fur with hipsters nowadays Love the thrill of marks looking him in the eye, wears monocle for air of mystery Too afraid to show face Distinguished gentleman's pipe Vulgar c-------- Is so rich he has no need to work, steals for thrills Classy gloves to complete the Turned to a life of crime because he can't find an honest job ensemble On the payroll of a local mob boss who get s the lion's share of each score Acts devoid of Has developed a sadistic malice Is friends with many streak underworld figures but does everything for Dresses like the himself Hamburgler Wears gloves to hide Priceless necklace fingerprints finessed from a Mr. Peanut and Mr. Moneybags dress like him Marchioness Can't pull off a stickup without a gun $ Sack of cash taken Has a sword cane used only as a last resort against assailants from a bank teller at gunpoint Has seduced countesses, Figting is limited to heiresses, geisha, socialites, Hollywood starlets, chorus girls, any kind of Stacy you can imagine brute force Moll is some bland Midwestern Becky Has black belts in savate and bartitsu Severely in debt to local gambling den Will hide evidence through violence if necessary Broke the bank at Monte Carlo, Atlantic City, Havana, Macao, and this new place called Las Vegas Always leaves behind a calling card at the scene so everyone knows he did it

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The Virgin Robber vs. The Chad Gentleman Thief


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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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Uploaded Sep 21, 2020 at 04:25PM EDT

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Virgin vs. Chad

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