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The Virgin Robber VS The Chad Gentleman Thief Smashing top hat made from Lame hat associated the finest silk or beaver fur with hipsters nowadays Love the thrill of marks looking him in the eye, wears monocle for air of mystery Too afraid to show face Distinguished gentleman's pipe Vulgar c-------- Is so rich he has no need to work, steals for thrills Classy gloves to complete the Turned to a life of crime because he can't find an honest job ensemble On the payroll of a local mob boss who get s the lion's share of each score Acts devoid of Has developed a sadistic malice Is friends with many streak underworld figures but does everything for Dresses like the himself Hamburgler Wears gloves to hide Priceless necklace fingerprints finessed from a Mr. Peanut and Mr. Moneybags dress like him Marchioness Can't pull off a stickup without a gun $ Sack of cash taken Has a sword cane used only as a last resort against assailants from a bank teller at gunpoint Has seduced countesses, Figting is limited to heiresses, geisha, socialites, Hollywood starlets, chorus girls, any kind of Stacy you can imagine brute force Moll is some bland Midwestern Becky Has black belts in savate and bartitsu Severely in debt to local gambling den Will hide evidence through violence if necessary Broke the bank at Monte Carlo, Atlantic City, Havana, Macao, and this new place called Las Vegas Always leaves behind a calling card at the scene so everyone knows he did it

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The Virgin Robber vs. The Chad Gentleman Thief


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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
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Uploaded Sep 21, 2020 at 04:25PM EDT

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Virgin vs. Chad

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