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The Virgin Doki Doki vs. the Chad Katawa Shoujo

The Virgin Doki Doki THE CHAD KATAWA SHOUJO Almost unlimited number of saves so you can relive your favorite moments Actual plot tension about protag's health Save machine broke Made in 2012, still evant fine wine "Just Monika lol" Five routes to choose from, each with individual story and character development MC is a bland self-insert Protagonist has a name and an actual ality Your waifu becomes self aware and wants you to sit in a room doing nothing while she talks at you Each girl happy and content with life in their good endings Popular to the point of complete fanbase cancer Just popular enough so that discussion is alive butlimited access to normie:s No matter what you do everyone dies and you always end up with Monika Choices actually matter; they determine who you end up with and what ending you get Faceless MC because he's a dirty self insert Hisao has a face we get to see several times Game actually runs correctly Weebs unironically fighting over best waifu and not realizin the whole game is an ironic mockery of visual novels Game keeps glitching and crashing to be spoopy People actually respect other's opinions of who the best girl is After a few months it won't be cool anymore, it will become stale and then rot in fandom hell with Undertale Fnaf
The Virgin Doki Doki THE CHAD KATAWA SHOUJO Almost unlimited number of saves so you can relive your favorite moments Actual plot tension about protag's health Save machine broke Made in 2012, still evant fine wine "Just Monika lol" Five routes to choose from, each with individual story and character development MC is a bland self-insert Protagonist has a name and an actual ality Your waifu becomes self aware and wants you to sit in a room doing nothing while she talks at you Each girl happy and content with life in their good endings Popular to the point of complete fanbase cancer Just popular enough so that discussion is alive butlimited access to normie:s No matter what you do everyone dies and you always end up with Monika Choices actually matter; they determine who you end up with and what ending you get Faceless MC because he's a dirty self insert Hisao has a face we get to see several times Game actually runs correctly Weebs unironically fighting over best waifu and not realizin the whole game is an ironic mockery of visual novels Game keeps glitching and crashing to be spoopy People actually respect other's opinions of who the best girl is After a few months it won't be cool anymore, it will become stale and then rot in fandom hell with Undertale Fnaf

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Virgin Eukaryote vs Chan Prokaryote

CHAD EUKARYOTE Virgin Prokaryote 2 TO 1000 TIMES MORE SWOLE THAN BETA PROKARYOTE VIRGINS FORMS GIANT ORGANISMS WITH BROS AND DOMINATES THE 2 EARTH Tiny PACKING SO MUCH DNA HE NEEDS A NUCLEUS TO CONTAIN IT Pathetic little circles of DNA CONSUMED A MITOCHONDRION PROKARYOTE VIRGIN AND MADE IT'S ENTIRE BLOODLINE HIS BITCH Weak due to inefficient respiration Usually has a weird greasy layer Never made an organism
CHAD EUKARYOTE Virgin Prokaryote 2 TO 1000 TIMES MORE SWOLE THAN BETA PROKARYOTE VIRGINS FORMS GIANT ORGANISMS WITH BROS AND DOMINATES THE 2 EARTH Tiny PACKING SO MUCH DNA HE NEEDS A NUCLEUS TO CONTAIN IT Pathetic little circles of DNA CONSUMED A MITOCHONDRION PROKARYOTE VIRGIN AND MADE IT'S ENTIRE BLOODLINE HIS BITCH Weak due to inefficient respiration Usually has a weird greasy layer Never made an organism

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Virgin Ranger vs Chad Soldier by Bottlecap_Prophet

The "Virgin" Ranger The "CHAD" Soldier Back hurts from carrying quiver al day. Posture ruined from crouching and firing her bow Uses guns to make lots of noise. Fearlessly drawing zombies over to slaughter them Constanty complains and whines Spends al game as a lookout, cant handle real obs Constantly brags about last night despite spending all night alone Aways has a positive tone. knows his commander appreciates his attitude Low Health, Delicate_ Testosterone fueled war cries allow him to kil countless zombies without rest Strong enough to wear heavy armor and can jog with it on for hours Useless after the soldiers can be trained Can only run away from fast Uses a bow and arrow, too weak to handle a real gun Hates the colony, wishes they would stop bulying her Tanky, can shrug off lesser zombies attacks like they are nothing Good posture from years of training Can walk the entire map with a straight and proud back Loved by the colony, always asked to party but is too busy killing zombies
The "Virgin" Ranger The "CHAD" Soldier Back hurts from carrying quiver al day. Posture ruined from crouching and firing her bow Uses guns to make lots of noise. Fearlessly drawing zombies over to slaughter them Constanty complains and whines Spends al game as a lookout, cant handle real obs Constantly brags about last night despite spending all night alone Aways has a positive tone. knows his commander appreciates his attitude Low Health, Delicate_ Testosterone fueled war cries allow him to kil countless zombies without rest Strong enough to wear heavy armor and can jog with it on for hours Useless after the soldiers can be trained Can only run away from fast Uses a bow and arrow, too weak to handle a real gun Hates the colony, wishes they would stop bulying her Tanky, can shrug off lesser zombies attacks like they are nothing Good posture from years of training Can walk the entire map with a straight and proud back Loved by the colony, always asked to party but is too busy killing zombies

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The Virgin Normie vs The Chad 2D King by spaghettifellout

The Virgin Normie The Chad 2D King Clouds so phat they call him hurricane irma Body of a greek godclassy hat Lustrous Uncomfortable with his interests because he thinks people will laugh at him for being different Disgusting iced gem hairdo makes his head look like a testicle Knowledge of a PHD in physics to maximise the mane of hair A J manly beard settings on his trusty "Vaping? nah man thats gay I only smoke weed 420 bro hahal" Women flock to him, but he remains faithful to his waifu Never coughed in his life has facebook Skinnyfat Wears supreme becouse he thinks it makes him look cool, instead looks like a total wanker literal soyboy tier body body hair grown from raw Constantly anxious about his girlfriend cheating on him, has developed ananxiety disorder as a result at ease, because he knows his qt 2D GF can't leave him like real women do bodyspray companies pay him millions for sweat somples to make their products attroct women f------ beanpole legs morepocketsmorepussy jpg has never seen an anime in his life hangs out with the roadmen and smokes weed to look hard. Coughs on every pull Only refers to females respectfully as "m lady Calves to make atlass huge bulge only fit to be pleasured by his Orgasmotron Pleasure Master 3000 jealous Watches football but secretly has no clue what is going on and has no interest in the game hurt by his 2 sizes too small nike airmaxes because the shop didn't have his size and he won't wear anything else Nekoworks paid him to feature his OC catgirl waifu in their Nekopara OVA Comfy yet sturdy combat boots for mazimum walking efficiency sheep who buys apple products and call of duty games when its literally the same thing every year 300IQ from watching rick and morty Has a group of "friends" who only hang about with him to make fun of him. He Veteren of 3 meme wars Extensive knowledge in politics from browsing /pol/ daily hey secrethy thinks its all a joke butt hate him d beyond WOKE as f---, has transcende conventional media for sheeple
The Virgin Normie The Chad 2D King Clouds so phat they call him hurricane irma Body of a greek godclassy hat Lustrous Uncomfortable with his interests because he thinks people will laugh at him for being different Disgusting iced gem hairdo makes his head look like a testicle Knowledge of a PHD in physics to maximise the mane of hair A J manly beard settings on his trusty "Vaping? nah man thats gay I only smoke weed 420 bro hahal" Women flock to him, but he remains faithful to his waifu Never coughed in his life has facebook Skinnyfat Wears supreme becouse he thinks it makes him look cool, instead looks like a total wanker literal soyboy tier body body hair grown from raw Constantly anxious about his girlfriend cheating on him, has developed ananxiety disorder as a result at ease, because he knows his qt 2D GF can't leave him like real women do bodyspray companies pay him millions for sweat somples to make their products attroct women f------ beanpole legs morepocketsmorepussy jpg has never seen an anime in his life hangs out with the roadmen and smokes weed to look hard. Coughs on every pull Only refers to females respectfully as "m lady Calves to make atlass huge bulge only fit to be pleasured by his Orgasmotron Pleasure Master 3000 jealous Watches football but secretly has no clue what is going on and has no interest in the game hurt by his 2 sizes too small nike airmaxes because the shop didn't have his size and he won't wear anything else Nekoworks paid him to feature his OC catgirl waifu in their Nekopara OVA Comfy yet sturdy combat boots for mazimum walking efficiency sheep who buys apple products and call of duty games when its literally the same thing every year 300IQ from watching rick and morty Has a group of "friends" who only hang about with him to make fun of him. He Veteren of 3 meme wars Extensive knowledge in politics from browsing /pol/ daily hey secrethy thinks its all a joke butt hate him d beyond WOKE as f---, has transcende conventional media for sheeple

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Virgin Chief vs Chad Slayer

The Virgin Chief see-through visor so he can look his enemy in the eye THE CHAD SLAVER teams up with his enemy out of desperation basic weapons that rip through everything through sheer willpower teams up with the UAC just to destroy the UAC Weapons are ineffective to combat the flood wears smelly beat up armor to ceremonies in order to hide his face upgradeable suit, doesn't need to be issued can kill demons naked if he wants girlfriend is an Al that reflects his a new one needs armor to enhance strength mommy issues kills his superiors and blatantly cuts off communication with them takes orders from superiors kills enemies only to get to his obiective kills every single demon he sees out of pure anger has to sneak to melee kill even the weakest of his enemies has literally never snuck up to an enemy in his life. rips them apart very loudly instead doesn't drive vehicles, preferring a confident stride at very high speeds instead ability to drive multiple vehicles because has no faith in himself fights space monkeys fights barons of hell armor sucks, needs covenant based energy shield systems to stop it from being destroyed armor is literallv impervious to all damage
The Virgin Chief see-through visor so he can look his enemy in the eye THE CHAD SLAVER teams up with his enemy out of desperation basic weapons that rip through everything through sheer willpower teams up with the UAC just to destroy the UAC Weapons are ineffective to combat the flood wears smelly beat up armor to ceremonies in order to hide his face upgradeable suit, doesn't need to be issued can kill demons naked if he wants girlfriend is an Al that reflects his a new one needs armor to enhance strength mommy issues kills his superiors and blatantly cuts off communication with them takes orders from superiors kills enemies only to get to his obiective kills every single demon he sees out of pure anger has to sneak to melee kill even the weakest of his enemies has literally never snuck up to an enemy in his life. rips them apart very loudly instead doesn't drive vehicles, preferring a confident stride at very high speeds instead ability to drive multiple vehicles because has no faith in himself fights space monkeys fights barons of hell armor sucks, needs covenant based energy shield systems to stop it from being destroyed armor is literallv impervious to all damage

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[OC] The Virgin Primmy vs The Chad-borg by soccerskyman

genetically modified purple hair The Virgin Pri at the mercy of the universe The Chad-borg must accept natural extinction events as inevitable cool wires realizes nature/tech isnt inherently goodorevi, puts all living creatures first if diseased, dies oof ouch sunburn only means of defence from Nazis Nazi-killing laser (just in case) no memes metal exoskeleton cant farm sustainably must eat meat 500 years old abolished work, robots handle unwanted labor protects planets from apocalyptic crises_ walking pandemic time-bomb out-of-style leopard hide loincloth Doesnt use animals for food or slave labor, has countless animal friends 63 lives on planet with pink grass Hover heelies no shoes; feet hurt all the time
genetically modified purple hair The Virgin Pri at the mercy of the universe The Chad-borg must accept natural extinction events as inevitable cool wires realizes nature/tech isnt inherently goodorevi, puts all living creatures first if diseased, dies oof ouch sunburn only means of defence from Nazis Nazi-killing laser (just in case) no memes metal exoskeleton cant farm sustainably must eat meat 500 years old abolished work, robots handle unwanted labor protects planets from apocalyptic crises_ walking pandemic time-bomb out-of-style leopard hide loincloth Doesnt use animals for food or slave labor, has countless animal friends 63 lives on planet with pink grass Hover heelies no shoes; feet hurt all the time

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The virgin chemist vs The chad physicst by Comrade_Pingu_1917

Math consists of nothing but statistics The Virgin Chemist Can only do his research in his university Spends entire day in the lab. Never does anything exciting No one can name any chemists Has never seen a lab in his life Types everything in MS Word. Shells out $100 for loads of work Wears a labcoat and goggles to be safe Uses the models made by physicsts but non of the actual physics In the ranks of Einstein, Feynman, and Planck The only people doing more math than him are borin Will quit before grad school and become a teacher at a s----- high school g mathematicians Creates the models that chemists The Chad Theoretical Physicst use and that experimentalists test Writes his PhD thesis in a week. Still does a perfect defense and becomes a researcher the next day Writes everything in LaTeX and uses the extra $100 to buy Mathematica Can do his research anywhere Wears shirts and ties because they're comfy
Math consists of nothing but statistics The Virgin Chemist Can only do his research in his university Spends entire day in the lab. Never does anything exciting No one can name any chemists Has never seen a lab in his life Types everything in MS Word. Shells out $100 for loads of work Wears a labcoat and goggles to be safe Uses the models made by physicsts but non of the actual physics In the ranks of Einstein, Feynman, and Planck The only people doing more math than him are borin Will quit before grad school and become a teacher at a s----- high school g mathematicians Creates the models that chemists The Chad Theoretical Physicst use and that experimentalists test Writes his PhD thesis in a week. Still does a perfect defense and becomes a researcher the next day Writes everything in LaTeX and uses the extra $100 to buy Mathematica Can do his research anywhere Wears shirts and ties because they're comfy

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Virgin vs Chad Compilation by Smoke_Me_When_i_Die

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The Virgin Happy Holidays The Chad Merry Christmas
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Virgin Kirito vs Chad LLENN

The Virgin Kirito Has loser emo hair The Chad LLENN Tragic case of A-1 face Smol and cute Shares his generic trash waifu with 17,745 other weebs Has a floppy bunny ear hat Only good at the game because he's been playing it the longest Learns and masters game mechanics easily Afraid of dying like a little bitch Accidental master of camouflage Still uses swords in a game called Gun Gale, because he can't get enough of that edge Apologizes before brutally murdering other players Feeds P-chan the blood Needs two weapons to make up for lack of skill or originality of her enemies Doesn't get along with the other kids Has an actual life outside of the game loo speedy to die Wannabe Guts " Mains Reaper "I fear no man. But that thing. It scares me." " Revelry in the dark
The Virgin Kirito Has loser emo hair The Chad LLENN Tragic case of A-1 face Smol and cute Shares his generic trash waifu with 17,745 other weebs Has a floppy bunny ear hat Only good at the game because he's been playing it the longest Learns and masters game mechanics easily Afraid of dying like a little bitch Accidental master of camouflage Still uses swords in a game called Gun Gale, because he can't get enough of that edge Apologizes before brutally murdering other players Feeds P-chan the blood Needs two weapons to make up for lack of skill or originality of her enemies Doesn't get along with the other kids Has an actual life outside of the game loo speedy to die Wannabe Guts " Mains Reaper "I fear no man. But that thing. It scares me." " Revelry in the dark

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Virgin Undertale vs Chad Touhou

THE VIRGIN BLUNDERFAIL THE CHAD TOUHOU Creator sold soul to Andrew Hussie Creator sold his soul for beer money Reinvigourated Sh'M'ups in the West and the East Dude, Earthbound LMAO A f------ skeleton Characters are all cute women Never recieved criticism Destroyed by anyone normal Characters aren't memorable I drew Miss Hakurei from memory, I think I did pretty well Deviantart-tier p--- 99% of hentai is great Fanbase is kids bullied for being overwhelmingly losers Fanbase is sweet little boys who have never been bullied Furry fanfics are the only fanwork Story is as one dimensional as characters Fanwork for anything you could think of Memes as cryptic as characters
THE VIRGIN BLUNDERFAIL THE CHAD TOUHOU Creator sold soul to Andrew Hussie Creator sold his soul for beer money Reinvigourated Sh'M'ups in the West and the East Dude, Earthbound LMAO A f------ skeleton Characters are all cute women Never recieved criticism Destroyed by anyone normal Characters aren't memorable I drew Miss Hakurei from memory, I think I did pretty well Deviantart-tier p--- 99% of hentai is great Fanbase is kids bullied for being overwhelmingly losers Fanbase is sweet little boys who have never been bullied Furry fanfics are the only fanwork Story is as one dimensional as characters Fanwork for anything you could think of Memes as cryptic as characters

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The virgin cyborg vs the Chad Tyrant.

the virgin genji The Chad Zhin Can go into the f------ shadowrealm to heal if he needs to Chiscled face and Has to wear a mask to hide his mangled face Begs for healing every 10 seconds flowing hair men and women are envious of Faces his enemy and chops him up with his sword like a real man Patheticall flails around -swinging his sword when he ults S----- 2nd-hand katana Manly tempered longsword Throws puny metal stars Probably has no d--- because he's a cyborg Probably balls deep in Lian every night Runs the whole criminal underworld Lights his sword on fire and- shoots the flames at his enemics Got killed by the yakuza Gloriously dashes in a bladestorm of death, killing everyone in his path Pathetically dashes in a straight line Floats like a dignified gentleman Runs like a weeb
the virgin genji The Chad Zhin Can go into the f------ shadowrealm to heal if he needs to Chiscled face and Has to wear a mask to hide his mangled face Begs for healing every 10 seconds flowing hair men and women are envious of Faces his enemy and chops him up with his sword like a real man Patheticall flails around -swinging his sword when he ults S----- 2nd-hand katana Manly tempered longsword Throws puny metal stars Probably has no d--- because he's a cyborg Probably balls deep in Lian every night Runs the whole criminal underworld Lights his sword on fire and- shoots the flames at his enemics Got killed by the yakuza Gloriously dashes in a bladestorm of death, killing everyone in his path Pathetically dashes in a straight line Floats like a dignified gentleman Runs like a weeb

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The Grump vs The Autismo

The Chad Oney The Virgin Grump His hair color still intact. His humor is very restricted. His stupid, nonsensical, racist, offensive humor knows no bounds. Gay ass, hair highlight. Reunites with old friends on episodes of his Let's Play. Never said the N-word. Refuses to reunite with old friends for an episode of his Let's Play. Said the N-word Wife is annoying chink who can't act. Needs Oney to make his shows funny again. Doesn't need no woman, still had sex though. Hasn't shaved since 2012. Has a clean baby face. Refuses to return to animation, which is what made him famous in the first place. Returned to animation in Mario Paint episode. Always funny. Barely ever funny on new episodes of his Let's Play.
The Chad Oney The Virgin Grump His hair color still intact. His humor is very restricted. His stupid, nonsensical, racist, offensive humor knows no bounds. Gay ass, hair highlight. Reunites with old friends on episodes of his Let's Play. Never said the N-word. Refuses to reunite with old friends for an episode of his Let's Play. Said the N-word Wife is annoying chink who can't act. Needs Oney to make his shows funny again. Doesn't need no woman, still had sex though. Hasn't shaved since 2012. Has a clean baby face. Refuses to return to animation, which is what made him famous in the first place. Returned to animation in Mario Paint episode. Always funny. Barely ever funny on new episodes of his Let's Play.

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The Virgin Loomis vs. The Chad Hogarth

The virgin Loomis The CHAD Hogarth Bends the rules of perspective to suit his own needs 15 Cares about perspective. 46 Uses any proportions he wants Uses 9.5 Heads Makes sure the proportions are correct. 20 20 21 Uses 8 head Lacks any well define muscles. 21 26 30 No shading Every single muscle is well defined and developed 30 26 Every bump is shaded full range of value Stiff and unrealistic. Dynamic and Hyperrealistic
The virgin Loomis The CHAD Hogarth Bends the rules of perspective to suit his own needs 15 Cares about perspective. 46 Uses any proportions he wants Uses 9.5 Heads Makes sure the proportions are correct. 20 20 21 Uses 8 head Lacks any well define muscles. 21 26 30 No shading Every single muscle is well defined and developed 30 26 Every bump is shaded full range of value Stiff and unrealistic. Dynamic and Hyperrealistic

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Chad Kanye vs. Virgin Eminem

The Virgin Eminem records rapvideos |THE CHAD KANYE Has Dragon Energy dark and dirty parking lots movie co-star killed herself calls himself God over and over has low energy His daughter is named after a direction Not a single solo hit in years lgnored by The President Turns a hoe into a housewife overnight President of the United States Retweets him will never dance with ninja turtles Has to pay people to hang out with him a single tweet changes the future re his words become had daughter with trailer park slut closet homosexual but also bashes gays breaking news Every song is a instant classic. People beg him to Instead of apologizing for things, he doubles down .because he can be on their albums
The Virgin Eminem records rapvideos |THE CHAD KANYE Has Dragon Energy dark and dirty parking lots movie co-star killed herself calls himself God over and over has low energy His daughter is named after a direction Not a single solo hit in years lgnored by The President Turns a hoe into a housewife overnight President of the United States Retweets him will never dance with ninja turtles Has to pay people to hang out with him a single tweet changes the future re his words become had daughter with trailer park slut closet homosexual but also bashes gays breaking news Every song is a instant classic. People beg him to Instead of apologizing for things, he doubles down .because he can be on their albums

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Virgin Zoro vs. Chad Sanji

The Virgin Swordsman The Chad Cook Beautiful hair always in perfect shape Marimo Can smell what your cake is made of and that your gfs p---- is wet Always wears expensive suits No depth perception First to join the crew, fifth in panel time World class chef Smokes in kids' comic Can't get over childhood oneitis Needs naps several times a day Enemies not even worthy of his arms Bad teeth from fellating swords Gets lost for half an arc Three swords to overcompensate Stays up all night thinking about one-liners for finishing moves, but nobody ever hears them Ends up seducing all the women that are trying to double-cross him Is a prince, but doesn't care about it Trains all day Strong without even trying, outwits enemies like it's nothing Wears a dress Always plot relevant "I will never lose again oops i lost again' Been inside Nami Gets around by being bowled Crashes weddings and saves bitches Scared to fight Big Mom *teleports in front of you* Burns his own leg because who's gonna stop him Doesn't know how to show interest in women lgnores the laws of physics and walks on air While you were partying I studied the blade Has two eyes but only shows one out of sympathy for the disabled
The Virgin Swordsman The Chad Cook Beautiful hair always in perfect shape Marimo Can smell what your cake is made of and that your gfs p---- is wet Always wears expensive suits No depth perception First to join the crew, fifth in panel time World class chef Smokes in kids' comic Can't get over childhood oneitis Needs naps several times a day Enemies not even worthy of his arms Bad teeth from fellating swords Gets lost for half an arc Three swords to overcompensate Stays up all night thinking about one-liners for finishing moves, but nobody ever hears them Ends up seducing all the women that are trying to double-cross him Is a prince, but doesn't care about it Trains all day Strong without even trying, outwits enemies like it's nothing Wears a dress Always plot relevant "I will never lose again oops i lost again' Been inside Nami Gets around by being bowled Crashes weddings and saves bitches Scared to fight Big Mom *teleports in front of you* Burns his own leg because who's gonna stop him Doesn't know how to show interest in women lgnores the laws of physics and walks on air While you were partying I studied the blade Has two eyes but only shows one out of sympathy for the disabled

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Baseball Watcher

Shown on kiss cam next to another dude Pounds beers all game, doesn't feel anything Baseball Game Edition Person behind him cant see Manually keeps score of the game Alternates between texting the manager and Stacy Nervously fidgets baseball glove on and off Catches at least one foul ball per game (barehanded) Checks fantasy baseball on his phone every five minutes. No emails or texts received. Once glared at Matt Holliday for five seconds, causing him to Norwood on the spot Slouched in his seat Heart starts pounding if a foul ball comes remotely close Can see and hear everything due to heightened senses Throw peanut shells everywhere Heckled by players on both teams
Shown on kiss cam next to another dude Pounds beers all game, doesn't feel anything Baseball Game Edition Person behind him cant see Manually keeps score of the game Alternates between texting the manager and Stacy Nervously fidgets baseball glove on and off Catches at least one foul ball per game (barehanded) Checks fantasy baseball on his phone every five minutes. No emails or texts received. Once glared at Matt Holliday for five seconds, causing him to Norwood on the spot Slouched in his seat Heart starts pounding if a foul ball comes remotely close Can see and hear everything due to heightened senses Throw peanut shells everywhere Heckled by players on both teams

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A Friend That Plays Syndra A Lot Told Me Zac Was Unbearable So I Did This by Raghnell

The virgin Syndra player The chad zac player Cunning gaze remind of how Zac players can be smart and scheming when it comes to cuck people This useless ornament looks like an elf or animal hear, probably to hook some dorks who are sexually attracted by this Guys with hear like this have a 175% chance of stealing your girl Leader's spark Zac players are alpha males, born to lead weak beta males like Syndra players This nice coloured tip will met more kittens than all the Syndra playerbase Go to gym, have sick arms needed to manly use spells by smashing the keyboard Syndra players love virtual cleavage, a common feature for eternal cucks Syndra players like this champion because she allow them to see more naked skin that they will never see in real life Always crying on threads about getting crushed by chad tanks These thick arms allow zac to jump over walls to grab your girl, mother or sister behind your back DO IT FOR THE Touch themself about how they outplayed someone by lauching geisha balls at them Some of the most devoted Syndra players bought geisha beads to reproduce their main champions's behavior OLY S YOU GOT B They are known to fantasize about how Syndra would get horny and finger herself when they are controlling her ingame Wonderful abs. No wonder how they can lift even Syndra main's mother But is she was a real person she would probably throw them away like all the girls they have met so far Zac players are playful like their main they can entertain ladies for hours with jokes and goo Some of the dirtiest Syndra players jerk themself on these feets Zac players train a lot and flex both ingame and IRL They are used to flex with e-girls most of the time (both ingame and IRL, too) While they may be excited about controlling her, they sometimes enjoy the dominant apparence and attitude of Syndra, because they are submissive beta males IRL
The virgin Syndra player The chad zac player Cunning gaze remind of how Zac players can be smart and scheming when it comes to cuck people This useless ornament looks like an elf or animal hear, probably to hook some dorks who are sexually attracted by this Guys with hear like this have a 175% chance of stealing your girl Leader's spark Zac players are alpha males, born to lead weak beta males like Syndra players This nice coloured tip will met more kittens than all the Syndra playerbase Go to gym, have sick arms needed to manly use spells by smashing the keyboard Syndra players love virtual cleavage, a common feature for eternal cucks Syndra players like this champion because she allow them to see more naked skin that they will never see in real life Always crying on threads about getting crushed by chad tanks These thick arms allow zac to jump over walls to grab your girl, mother or sister behind your back DO IT FOR THE Touch themself about how they outplayed someone by lauching geisha balls at them Some of the most devoted Syndra players bought geisha beads to reproduce their main champions's behavior OLY S YOU GOT B They are known to fantasize about how Syndra would get horny and finger herself when they are controlling her ingame Wonderful abs. No wonder how they can lift even Syndra main's mother But is she was a real person she would probably throw them away like all the girls they have met so far Zac players are playful like their main they can entertain ladies for hours with jokes and goo Some of the dirtiest Syndra players jerk themself on these feets Zac players train a lot and flex both ingame and IRL They are used to flex with e-girls most of the time (both ingame and IRL, too) While they may be excited about controlling her, they sometimes enjoy the dominant apparence and attitude of Syndra, because they are submissive beta males IRL

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CHADNITE by _Slayton_

FORTNITE BATTLE The Virgin Bush Hider ROVALE The Chad Run & Gun Never Runs, always crouching Wins games with only 1 kill Lands in most populated area, always goes to biggest building to find weapons Avoids making sound at all costs Always runs everywhere Spends most of game hiding. only moves when the map shrinks Not sure how to build Makes sure to only land where no one else is at the start Loudest player in game everyone knows where he is Doesnt build anything. - scared of drawing attention Gets caught in the storm, shoots at people instead of trying to get out of it Constantly checking behind himself Builds massive forts in the middle of the map Only uses sniper and assault rifles Uses first gun he finds for the entire game Has 100 shields at all times Always carrying at least 200 building material Has at least 6 kills every game, somehow always ends up a one of the last players alive Never goes for supply crates, uses them as bait Runs towards action when he hears qunfire
FORTNITE BATTLE The Virgin Bush Hider ROVALE The Chad Run & Gun Never Runs, always crouching Wins games with only 1 kill Lands in most populated area, always goes to biggest building to find weapons Avoids making sound at all costs Always runs everywhere Spends most of game hiding. only moves when the map shrinks Not sure how to build Makes sure to only land where no one else is at the start Loudest player in game everyone knows where he is Doesnt build anything. - scared of drawing attention Gets caught in the storm, shoots at people instead of trying to get out of it Constantly checking behind himself Builds massive forts in the middle of the map Only uses sniper and assault rifles Uses first gun he finds for the entire game Has 100 shields at all times Always carrying at least 200 building material Has at least 6 kills every game, somehow always ends up a one of the last players alive Never goes for supply crates, uses them as bait Runs towards action when he hears qunfire

Virgin vs. Chad
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