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The Virgin Swordsman The Chad Cook Beautiful hair always in perfect shape Marimo Can smell what your cake is made of and that your gfs p---- is wet Always wears expensive suits No depth perception First to join the crew, fifth in panel time World class chef Smokes in kids' comic Can't get over childhood oneitis Needs naps several times a day Enemies not even worthy of his arms Bad teeth from fellating swords Gets lost for half an arc Three swords to overcompensate Stays up all night thinking about one-liners for finishing moves, but nobody ever hears them Ends up seducing all the women that are trying to double-cross him Is a prince, but doesn't care about it Trains all day Strong without even trying, outwits enemies like it's nothing Wears a dress Always plot relevant "I will never lose again oops i lost again' Been inside Nami Gets around by being bowled Crashes weddings and saves bitches Scared to fight Big Mom *teleports in front of you* Burns his own leg because who's gonna stop him Doesn't know how to show interest in women lgnores the laws of physics and walks on air While you were partying I studied the blade Has two eyes but only shows one out of sympathy for the disabled

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Virgin Zoro vs. Chad Sanji


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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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Uploaded Apr 25, 2018 at 11:41PM EDT

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