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the virgin woman vs THE CHAD MAN by ClunkyChimp

the virgin woman THE CHAD MAN FLAWLESS FACE MADE IN GOD'S OWN IMAGE LIKE A FINE WINE ONLY GETS BETTER WITH AGE dyes her hair an artificial color unappealing no matter how well kept has to layer makeup orn to attract men, is a liar HIS HAIR CAN BE FILLED WITH RATS WILL STILL BE SEXY gets worse with age, how many old woman/young man relationships are there? exactly CAN JUST BE GAY AND NOT HAVE TO DEAL WITH WOMEN complains NATURALLY BUILT TO DO ALL THE WORK TIİAT MATTERS if gay has to deal with women fat stores in hips, looks like cottage cheese down there FAT STORES IN BELLY, WILL BECOME A JOVIAL GRANDPA IN IIS LATER YEARS won't stop getting r---- MADE THE WORLD INTO WHAT IT IS problem->pointless details ->unrelated-->problem …>solution lives longer but has a higher chance of chronic illness, will suffer in her final moments DIES FASTER BUT LESS PAINFULLY CANNOT BE R---- higher endurance, ok PROBLEM->SOLUTION
the virgin woman THE CHAD MAN FLAWLESS FACE MADE IN GOD'S OWN IMAGE LIKE A FINE WINE ONLY GETS BETTER WITH AGE dyes her hair an artificial color unappealing no matter how well kept has to layer makeup orn to attract men, is a liar HIS HAIR CAN BE FILLED WITH RATS WILL STILL BE SEXY gets worse with age, how many old woman/young man relationships are there? exactly CAN JUST BE GAY AND NOT HAVE TO DEAL WITH WOMEN complains NATURALLY BUILT TO DO ALL THE WORK TIİAT MATTERS if gay has to deal with women fat stores in hips, looks like cottage cheese down there FAT STORES IN BELLY, WILL BECOME A JOVIAL GRANDPA IN IIS LATER YEARS won't stop getting r---- MADE THE WORLD INTO WHAT IT IS problem->pointless details ->unrelated-->problem …>solution lives longer but has a higher chance of chronic illness, will suffer in her final moments DIES FASTER BUT LESS PAINFULLY CANNOT BE R---- higher endurance, ok PROBLEM->SOLUTION

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The Virgin Coming Out of Closet VS The Chad "Oh btw I'm gay lol" by turakissa

The Virgin Coming Out of Closet The Chad "Oh btw I'm gay lol" Was instantly anxious of his parents' reaction when he realized he's gay Planned his coming out for years, drove 60 miles to his parents house to tell them First thing he worried about when realizing his sexual orientation were all the disappointed Stacies at school, wouldn't give s--- if his parents wereup to third cousins negative towards him Told his parents when he was 12 spurted downstairs completely randomly and livestremed the destruction of his nonexistent closet to all his relatives way Stares into the souls of his parents so deeply it makes them gay for a second Can't watch his disappointed parents in eyes Stutters all the time tells corny stories how his online community accepts him but gets constantly interrupted by his ignorant parents Parents give 0 s----, proud of his son due to his accomplishments, not sexuality Both sides extremely calm and collected Parents are old farts who have no sympathy or support for their son "You're a disgrace to us. You're not our son any- more Leaves his parents' house in tears, never to see them again Lives in his parents house until he goes to college "Lmao we always kinda knew"
The Virgin Coming Out of Closet The Chad "Oh btw I'm gay lol" Was instantly anxious of his parents' reaction when he realized he's gay Planned his coming out for years, drove 60 miles to his parents house to tell them First thing he worried about when realizing his sexual orientation were all the disappointed Stacies at school, wouldn't give s--- if his parents wereup to third cousins negative towards him Told his parents when he was 12 spurted downstairs completely randomly and livestremed the destruction of his nonexistent closet to all his relatives way Stares into the souls of his parents so deeply it makes them gay for a second Can't watch his disappointed parents in eyes Stutters all the time tells corny stories how his online community accepts him but gets constantly interrupted by his ignorant parents Parents give 0 s----, proud of his son due to his accomplishments, not sexuality Both sides extremely calm and collected Parents are old farts who have no sympathy or support for their son "You're a disgrace to us. You're not our son any- more Leaves his parents' house in tears, never to see them again Lives in his parents house until he goes to college "Lmao we always kinda knew"

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The Becky Snow White VS The Stacy Queen by turakissa

The Becky Snow White The Stacy Queen Marries the king only to take the power Masters the noble art of disguises Only a creepy guy with necrophilia shows interest in her Gets sexually harrassed by some midgets Is actually the fairest in the land, the Virgin mirror just lies to her Kills better than her huntsman Dumb enough to believe that wishing apples exist let's suspicous pedlars in Isn't afraid to transform into an uggly hag in order to kill her step daughter Only talks to her slave mirror, too fair to have friends Talks to animals Gets taken to a castle of a prince she hardly knows
The Becky Snow White The Stacy Queen Marries the king only to take the power Masters the noble art of disguises Only a creepy guy with necrophilia shows interest in her Gets sexually harrassed by some midgets Is actually the fairest in the land, the Virgin mirror just lies to her Kills better than her huntsman Dumb enough to believe that wishing apples exist let's suspicous pedlars in Isn't afraid to transform into an uggly hag in order to kill her step daughter Only talks to her slave mirror, too fair to have friends Talks to animals Gets taken to a castle of a prince she hardly knows

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The Virgin Soul Eater vs The Blood Chad by chucknorris40

Main character has a cute loli and a mad scientist for siblings The Virgin Soul Eater Very little is told about the main characters backstory THE BLOOD CHAD Entire show focuses on the main character Title character doesn't appear in most of the show Sketchy art style that looks like s--- Has an entire harem of hot/cute girls Can't hit on the hot cat witch without getting s----canned Unlikeable characters Beautiful art style Extremely likeable characters Spawns 52 episode long anime that overstays its welcome and strays from manga Fights drag on to pad out the runtime All fights are over and done with within a matter of minutes 10 episode anime that was too to last Main girl is annoying flat chested nerd that beats up the main protagonist for no reason and hates her dad Is actually funny Pathetic attempts at 'humor' Main girl is a big breasted submissive hottie Takes place in America because why not? Takes place in a whole new dimension
Main character has a cute loli and a mad scientist for siblings The Virgin Soul Eater Very little is told about the main characters backstory THE BLOOD CHAD Entire show focuses on the main character Title character doesn't appear in most of the show Sketchy art style that looks like s--- Has an entire harem of hot/cute girls Can't hit on the hot cat witch without getting s----canned Unlikeable characters Beautiful art style Extremely likeable characters Spawns 52 episode long anime that overstays its welcome and strays from manga Fights drag on to pad out the runtime All fights are over and done with within a matter of minutes 10 episode anime that was too to last Main girl is annoying flat chested nerd that beats up the main protagonist for no reason and hates her dad Is actually funny Pathetic attempts at 'humor' Main girl is a big breasted submissive hottie Takes place in America because why not? Takes place in a whole new dimension

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How to make a Virgin vs. Chad meme Virgin Teen Titans Chad Teen Titans Go Hair has been firmly fastened to never react to wind or any laws of Hair seems to overreact to wind "The Virgin Walk" THE CHAD STRIDE Brings back all five original voice actors, makes them all rich and happy Head craned forward Has over 200 episodes, and is still going strong Has figured out how to Looks below parallel always look everyone in eye at once at all times Head is at a perfect verticle angle at all times to escape potential coversation Avoids eye contact, and looks away immediately if accidental contact perceives emy oreonng facer, hia periphery屾.lookng at hin,- Only lasted five seasons, barely had 65 episodes Does no feelings or Has never heard a song in his entire life t register the Had to change its theme song for the silly epi of others at al sodes Too polite, gives too much Arms in e for o hates people who malk Intentionally slaps and batters incoming traffic to make his own path Ran at the same time as ustice League and JLU so it wasn't even the best DC show of its era Every episode is hilarious, even the ones that teach important lessons about buying rental properties arm comfortable hand form Releases a widely praised movie in theaters, may bring back the original Teen Titans show as a sian of Hands always prepared to grab nearby fertile p---- Creates lame new villains like Kyd Wykkyd, Johnny Rancid, Fang, and Punk Rocket Might be too tense and rigid Back is so straight you could Walking form is poised like a Greek statue, perpetualy in measure structural foundation with his spinal cord Walking pace/form lacks fuidity because he struggles to "autowalk"- analogous to always manually breathing Clothing is all neutral coloured Wears running shoes Only wears black coats Stands with a weird posture s insecure about how he walks being bitter about the success of Teen Titans Rapidly tiptoes around like in "going to Has cool original characters like Birdarang, Pain bot, Lady Legasus, and Robin Robin. Even CeeLo and Michael Jordan guest star MANDATORY: Walks too fast Wears visually-painful bright neon attire 3000 highlighter boots from Gluseepe Zanotti !and whining another season Does not feel the need to pass anyone because he's aready brutalized everyone nearby into pass anyone walking slightly slower than him No one alive can insult his posture and get away with i Does not read stupid s--- drawn by Quenti Tiny beetle-like stride >conveys an opinion that the creator holds, preaches to audience is made to be humorous above all else virgin and chad both exaggerate stereotypes, two sides of same coin notice, the virgin is easy to be around but boring, while the chad is fun but extremely obnoxious and undesirable to be around for more than 5 minutes exemplify traits of "alpha" and "beta" males and take them to comically absurd levels, see the verbosity describing the chad's spine or the virgin's hair given to the chad version end and insults to the fans of the virgin version virgin and chad have nothing in common, lack of yin-and-yang dynamic virgin is given traits that the creator has deemed undesirable, while chad is given traits that the creator holds to, in their opinion, high regard >lacks character dichotomy, notice the compliments the creator has >shows that there are positives and negatives to being one or the other perfectly balanced, as all things should be only shows positives for the chad negatives for the virgin, imbalanced doesn't follow format even remotely properly and is unfunny as a result
How to make a Virgin vs. Chad meme Virgin Teen Titans Chad Teen Titans Go Hair has been firmly fastened to never react to wind or any laws of Hair seems to overreact to wind "The Virgin Walk" THE CHAD STRIDE Brings back all five original voice actors, makes them all rich and happy Head craned forward Has over 200 episodes, and is still going strong Has figured out how to Looks below parallel always look everyone in eye at once at all times Head is at a perfect verticle angle at all times to escape potential coversation Avoids eye contact, and looks away immediately if accidental contact perceives emy oreonng facer, hia periphery屾.lookng at hin,- Only lasted five seasons, barely had 65 episodes Does no feelings or Has never heard a song in his entire life t register the Had to change its theme song for the silly epi of others at al sodes Too polite, gives too much Arms in e for o hates people who malk Intentionally slaps and batters incoming traffic to make his own path Ran at the same time as ustice League and JLU so it wasn't even the best DC show of its era Every episode is hilarious, even the ones that teach important lessons about buying rental properties arm comfortable hand form Releases a widely praised movie in theaters, may bring back the original Teen Titans show as a sian of Hands always prepared to grab nearby fertile p---- Creates lame new villains like Kyd Wykkyd, Johnny Rancid, Fang, and Punk Rocket Might be too tense and rigid Back is so straight you could Walking form is poised like a Greek statue, perpetualy in measure structural foundation with his spinal cord Walking pace/form lacks fuidity because he struggles to "autowalk"- analogous to always manually breathing Clothing is all neutral coloured Wears running shoes Only wears black coats Stands with a weird posture s insecure about how he walks being bitter about the success of Teen Titans Rapidly tiptoes around like in "going to Has cool original characters like Birdarang, Pain bot, Lady Legasus, and Robin Robin. Even CeeLo and Michael Jordan guest star MANDATORY: Walks too fast Wears visually-painful bright neon attire 3000 highlighter boots from Gluseepe Zanotti !and whining another season Does not feel the need to pass anyone because he's aready brutalized everyone nearby into pass anyone walking slightly slower than him No one alive can insult his posture and get away with i Does not read stupid s--- drawn by Quenti Tiny beetle-like stride >conveys an opinion that the creator holds, preaches to audience is made to be humorous above all else virgin and chad both exaggerate stereotypes, two sides of same coin notice, the virgin is easy to be around but boring, while the chad is fun but extremely obnoxious and undesirable to be around for more than 5 minutes exemplify traits of "alpha" and "beta" males and take them to comically absurd levels, see the verbosity describing the chad's spine or the virgin's hair given to the chad version end and insults to the fans of the virgin version virgin and chad have nothing in common, lack of yin-and-yang dynamic virgin is given traits that the creator has deemed undesirable, while chad is given traits that the creator holds to, in their opinion, high regard >lacks character dichotomy, notice the compliments the creator has >shows that there are positives and negatives to being one or the other perfectly balanced, as all things should be only shows positives for the chad negatives for the virgin, imbalanced doesn't follow format even remotely properly and is unfunny as a result

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The Virgin Media Network vs The Chad Podcast Empire by Ashanmaril

Promised app that still hasn't been delivered "The Virgin Media Network" The Chad Podcast Empire 2-3 hour episodes in 1.5 years Literally just 1 show Organically growr Tries to force the network shtick Sometimes multiple bonus episodes in a month Stupid Chuck E. Cheese token system nobody bought Active communit)y competing to make the best fan content TheDickShow SCIENCE FRICTIO7 Multiple live shows Ham-fisted voting system that makes no sense REAL NERD HOURS 2 bonus episodes before giving up So many shows I had to shrink them to fit in this image That ARRY SHOW $23,000/month patreon (literally 100x Maddox's) Tries to sue Chad for $380,000,000 because nobody listens to his show BONUS Upstaged by Santa Cuck Hot goss HERE'S WRAT 1 DENT GET UR INTERNET Makes more money every time he's attacked Accidentally ends up making tons of money for evervone but him Just a bunch of YouTube e-celeb networking/shilling Knows how to use apostrophes' POD 11 AWFUL WITH JESSE P-S AVOWEDne No stupid format Listens to criticism and feedback Doesn't get thanked for the snacks Can pay for thumbnails Cuck shirts $230/month Patreon
Promised app that still hasn't been delivered "The Virgin Media Network" The Chad Podcast Empire 2-3 hour episodes in 1.5 years Literally just 1 show Organically growr Tries to force the network shtick Sometimes multiple bonus episodes in a month Stupid Chuck E. Cheese token system nobody bought Active communit)y competing to make the best fan content TheDickShow SCIENCE FRICTIO7 Multiple live shows Ham-fisted voting system that makes no sense REAL NERD HOURS 2 bonus episodes before giving up So many shows I had to shrink them to fit in this image That ARRY SHOW $23,000/month patreon (literally 100x Maddox's) Tries to sue Chad for $380,000,000 because nobody listens to his show BONUS Upstaged by Santa Cuck Hot goss HERE'S WRAT 1 DENT GET UR INTERNET Makes more money every time he's attacked Accidentally ends up making tons of money for evervone but him Just a bunch of YouTube e-celeb networking/shilling Knows how to use apostrophes' POD 11 AWFUL WITH JESSE P-S AVOWEDne No stupid format Listens to criticism and feedback Doesn't get thanked for the snacks Can pay for thumbnails Cuck shirts $230/month Patreon

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The Virgin Occultist vs the Chad Yogi by DharmicJat

he virgin occultist Lord Vishnu is his DMT dealer. Materializes doses directly into his hypothalamus Will reincarnate as a cow so he can drop massive wet dumps on the temple floor without repercussions, then as a god after that Glorious full beard All of his "occult" knowledge comes from freely accessible imageboards and self-help Knows magic isn't real casts it successfully all the neckbeard Knows there are no forces greater than himself, has become loosh-neutral and thus invisible to beads to fully present his malevolent forces anyway Sustains on pizza, ramen, doritos and mt. dew His wisdom comes from hard-earned profound insight and ancient scriptures guarded by wrathful gods Is always paranoid of evil spirits stealing to forget about his past his loosh, which empowers them to steal his loosh Sometimes gets drunk Wears nothing failures, seldomm successfully orders crappy brown weed Knows in the back of his mind that he's just LARPing So übermensch that he's never even heard of monotheism corporeal form, perfectly sculpted by rigorous yogic excercises Is one of thousands of tulpas all arranged into elaborate mandalas, left behind sole ownership of the body mere weeks into his training rs baggy r just to summon succubi, never succeeds Is constantly distracted by vidya, anime, and compulsive shitposting Meditates in a jungle mountain cave for years uninterrupted without any support from society his unkempt appearance Will not reincarnate. his death will have him permanently stuck in astral limbo, not much different from his boring life s constantly high from quality Becomes a hikikomori neet to focus on the arcane arts, his mom brings Hosts tantric o----- daily, is always the centerpiece of the event, enlightens men and women alike just by screwing them remain face to face with all his past errors, which there are none of so all he feels is ecstasy im food and does his laundry Has no teacher to Meek and god-fearing; a leftover of the judeo-christian morality that he never fully escaped wanders aimlessly between sects Has a handful of servitors that he pretends are tulpas so he can feel less lonely while he uses them as sex dolls Doesn't need to eat, drink, or even breathe. used to eat delicious and healthy curry dishes but now sustains directly on sunlight Was trained by accomplished gurus from varied yet complementary traditions, all of which now revere him as their superior Writes in his blood for attention online and to try and scare his Smears himself with the ashes of
he virgin occultist Lord Vishnu is his DMT dealer. Materializes doses directly into his hypothalamus Will reincarnate as a cow so he can drop massive wet dumps on the temple floor without repercussions, then as a god after that Glorious full beard All of his "occult" knowledge comes from freely accessible imageboards and self-help Knows magic isn't real casts it successfully all the neckbeard Knows there are no forces greater than himself, has become loosh-neutral and thus invisible to beads to fully present his malevolent forces anyway Sustains on pizza, ramen, doritos and mt. dew His wisdom comes from hard-earned profound insight and ancient scriptures guarded by wrathful gods Is always paranoid of evil spirits stealing to forget about his past his loosh, which empowers them to steal his loosh Sometimes gets drunk Wears nothing failures, seldomm successfully orders crappy brown weed Knows in the back of his mind that he's just LARPing So übermensch that he's never even heard of monotheism corporeal form, perfectly sculpted by rigorous yogic excercises Is one of thousands of tulpas all arranged into elaborate mandalas, left behind sole ownership of the body mere weeks into his training rs baggy r just to summon succubi, never succeeds Is constantly distracted by vidya, anime, and compulsive shitposting Meditates in a jungle mountain cave for years uninterrupted without any support from society his unkempt appearance Will not reincarnate. his death will have him permanently stuck in astral limbo, not much different from his boring life s constantly high from quality Becomes a hikikomori neet to focus on the arcane arts, his mom brings Hosts tantric o----- daily, is always the centerpiece of the event, enlightens men and women alike just by screwing them remain face to face with all his past errors, which there are none of so all he feels is ecstasy im food and does his laundry Has no teacher to Meek and god-fearing; a leftover of the judeo-christian morality that he never fully escaped wanders aimlessly between sects Has a handful of servitors that he pretends are tulpas so he can feel less lonely while he uses them as sex dolls Doesn't need to eat, drink, or even breathe. used to eat delicious and healthy curry dishes but now sustains directly on sunlight Was trained by accomplished gurus from varied yet complementary traditions, all of which now revere him as their superior Writes in his blood for attention online and to try and scare his Smears himself with the ashes of

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The BF:Virgin vs BC:2 Chad by rg-one

The Virgin BF V The Chad BC:2 Soldiers responses voiced by real soldiers> Cringe Soldiers Gives a s--- about Heavily influenced by politics and media politics spends most of monev for corporate shills Tries to copy CoD/Fortnite Celebrated as best BF Great Campaign by critics and players damages the reputation of 15yo franchise post launch content dependend on microtransaction sales Awesome mapdesign especially for Rush Has never heard of microtransactions Ridiculous skins doesnt look like WWII at all Press *X* for autorepair DLC literally Gamechanger Still free post- launch content Destruction 2.0 tries to be immersive Is immersive
The Virgin BF V The Chad BC:2 Soldiers responses voiced by real soldiers> Cringe Soldiers Gives a s--- about Heavily influenced by politics and media politics spends most of monev for corporate shills Tries to copy CoD/Fortnite Celebrated as best BF Great Campaign by critics and players damages the reputation of 15yo franchise post launch content dependend on microtransaction sales Awesome mapdesign especially for Rush Has never heard of microtransactions Ridiculous skins doesnt look like WWII at all Press *X* for autorepair DLC literally Gamechanger Still free post- launch content Destruction 2.0 tries to be immersive Is immersive

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The Virgin Modern YouTube Meme Vs The Chad Old School YTP by turakissa

The Virgin Modern YouTube Meme The Chad Old School YTP Lasted for several years, Lasts like one month at best If earrape, it reads in the title still remembered fondly to this day Randomly spits out earrape with epilepsy-triggering rainbow effects Video lenght is around one minute or less Video length is at least three minutes Glorious intro with with Mario brothers and King Harkinian Doesn't even have an intro Based on stupid catch phrases Can't provide dinner 100%% original humor in every video, varies amongst different creators DINNER
The Virgin Modern YouTube Meme The Chad Old School YTP Lasted for several years, Lasts like one month at best If earrape, it reads in the title still remembered fondly to this day Randomly spits out earrape with epilepsy-triggering rainbow effects Video lenght is around one minute or less Video length is at least three minutes Glorious intro with with Mario brothers and King Harkinian Doesn't even have an intro Based on stupid catch phrases Can't provide dinner 100%% original humor in every video, varies amongst different creators DINNER

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The Virgin Freddie Mercury Vs The Chad Elton John Vs The Thad David Bowie by Maester_Patrick

Every song on goodbye yellow brick road is amazing THE THAD DAVID BOWIE The Virgin Freddie Mercury Scattered albums with a fevw hits per album Is genuenly a qualified classical planist, and can sing as well Vast range of fun and theatrical costumes used in and out of Able to sing play guitar, bass piano, saxophone and many The most glamourous performer ever, with hundreds of theatrical Extremely Limited Wardrobe, usually just wears a sweaty singlet Herolc Mullett Almost Exclusively Sings can play plano but usually dosnt Wrote beautiful song space oddity Wrote amazing song Has neversung about being lonely in space rocket man Produced numerous I # albums such as heroes, and the rise andfall of ziggy Subtle development of style throaghout years Pathetie Pedostache Constantly changing music style which is innovative as it is brilliant Is a poor boy from a poor family stardust and the spiders from mars Songs dont mean anything Came from a relatively Consistant and tiresome style scream singing with loud guitars Died from sharing heroin needles witlh the Chad Lou Reed Memorable Characters Died of alds Still alhe Is not straight, nor gay nor bisesual, is Bowi Gay Is also gay Beautiful songs with deep meaning Indecipherabley complex songs with embeded meanings and beauty No Characters Cool Red Piano
Every song on goodbye yellow brick road is amazing THE THAD DAVID BOWIE The Virgin Freddie Mercury Scattered albums with a fevw hits per album Is genuenly a qualified classical planist, and can sing as well Vast range of fun and theatrical costumes used in and out of Able to sing play guitar, bass piano, saxophone and many The most glamourous performer ever, with hundreds of theatrical Extremely Limited Wardrobe, usually just wears a sweaty singlet Herolc Mullett Almost Exclusively Sings can play plano but usually dosnt Wrote beautiful song space oddity Wrote amazing song Has neversung about being lonely in space rocket man Produced numerous I # albums such as heroes, and the rise andfall of ziggy Subtle development of style throaghout years Pathetie Pedostache Constantly changing music style which is innovative as it is brilliant Is a poor boy from a poor family stardust and the spiders from mars Songs dont mean anything Came from a relatively Consistant and tiresome style scream singing with loud guitars Died from sharing heroin needles witlh the Chad Lou Reed Memorable Characters Died of alds Still alhe Is not straight, nor gay nor bisesual, is Bowi Gay Is also gay Beautiful songs with deep meaning Indecipherabley complex songs with embeded meanings and beauty No Characters Cool Red Piano

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The virgin scoot vs the chad cruise by noonewillreadthis_1

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Is this meme dead yet?? by organicorbust

The Virgin Assassination THE CHAD MASSACRE Wears a chicken mask to symbolize his massive c--- and balls Wears a varsity jacket to show off his athletic Wears a rat mask ability to the people he murders because he's disgusting Wears a stupid f------ turquoise jacket that looks like a hospital gown Literally attacks buildings empty handed, chooses to pick up weapons off the floor Relies on his silenced uzi to kill because he's too weak for melee combat Rushes into buildings full of gangsters without hesitation Lies in wait for his victims in their homes instead of facing them head-on Kills numerous innocents and doesn't even flinch Rebels against what happens to him and wants to change his destiny Literally apologizes for killing a woman Accepts his fate like a p---- Wants to track down whoever sent the calls so he can kill them Owns an apartment and has a DeLorean Is a pawn in 50 Blessings game and does nothing about it except go to Hawaii Was in a special ops group and killed hundreds of Russians in Hawaii before the calls even began Lives with his mom and takes the bus
The Virgin Assassination THE CHAD MASSACRE Wears a chicken mask to symbolize his massive c--- and balls Wears a varsity jacket to show off his athletic Wears a rat mask ability to the people he murders because he's disgusting Wears a stupid f------ turquoise jacket that looks like a hospital gown Literally attacks buildings empty handed, chooses to pick up weapons off the floor Relies on his silenced uzi to kill because he's too weak for melee combat Rushes into buildings full of gangsters without hesitation Lies in wait for his victims in their homes instead of facing them head-on Kills numerous innocents and doesn't even flinch Rebels against what happens to him and wants to change his destiny Literally apologizes for killing a woman Accepts his fate like a p---- Wants to track down whoever sent the calls so he can kill them Owns an apartment and has a DeLorean Is a pawn in 50 Blessings game and does nothing about it except go to Hawaii Was in a special ops group and killed hundreds of Russians in Hawaii before the calls even began Lives with his mom and takes the bus

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The Virgin Moderator vs The Chad Administrator by ZajdiPaji

The Virgin "Moderator" The Chad Л₫ministrator Constantly meeting with Ping Lee Ching Chong to think of more TH promotions oo SCcared to read twitch chat during livestreams Goes to company meetings with a bomb strapped to his chest ready to detonate at the first mention of MTX Bans random people for fun even if they haven't done anything IT Knows he can get cheap Australian servers but chooses not to Deployed Australian servers in LA because he doesn't know where Australia is Holds a pillow over his boner during livestreams even though it wouldn't be visually noticeable Runs objects over with the Jagex tank if they intercept his B line from house to office THERMO Uses the Jagex tank to harass virgin moderators struggles to find comfortable couch position Feels guilty and pays for every pizza prank called to Jagex RWTS spawned items for over 300k / month bonus income Rewrites 1% of gamecode in his sleep nstek c--- Plays Runescape for fun Only mod loved by entire community by just doing his job the same way he has for the last 10 years responds to every Prank orders Doesn't have 117k tweet while tweets responding working 100 hour pizza to Jagex to the community weeks with a family pretending to be disgruntled player Knows Runescape is just a game Infertile and dull Video games are his only interest Hated by entire community since first livestream appearance Fully developed Archanists 2 by himself in his free time but only plays it solo
The Virgin "Moderator" The Chad Л₫ministrator Constantly meeting with Ping Lee Ching Chong to think of more TH promotions oo SCcared to read twitch chat during livestreams Goes to company meetings with a bomb strapped to his chest ready to detonate at the first mention of MTX Bans random people for fun even if they haven't done anything IT Knows he can get cheap Australian servers but chooses not to Deployed Australian servers in LA because he doesn't know where Australia is Holds a pillow over his boner during livestreams even though it wouldn't be visually noticeable Runs objects over with the Jagex tank if they intercept his B line from house to office THERMO Uses the Jagex tank to harass virgin moderators struggles to find comfortable couch position Feels guilty and pays for every pizza prank called to Jagex RWTS spawned items for over 300k / month bonus income Rewrites 1% of gamecode in his sleep nstek c--- Plays Runescape for fun Only mod loved by entire community by just doing his job the same way he has for the last 10 years responds to every Prank orders Doesn't have 117k tweet while tweets responding working 100 hour pizza to Jagex to the community weeks with a family pretending to be disgruntled player Knows Runescape is just a game Infertile and dull Video games are his only interest Hated by entire community since first livestream appearance Fully developed Archanists 2 by himself in his free time but only plays it solo

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The Virgin Kraut vs THE CHAD ANGLO by IslamicStatePatriot

"The Virgin K----" Responsible for both world wars, lost both to the Anglo Also lost a third of s country to Poish patson and was The Chad Anglo The decisive wictor of both world wars oversaw he partoon of Gemany and Can criticize the Jews and deny he Holocaust all he ikes Builds an empire that spars a new trorters for the European in North Ameica, Canada, Atrica, Elects an autssedctator that invades Poland, starting WW2. Anglo frebombs 4.9 Jewish masters or ets USSR anex and r--- halt his courty Australa and New Zealand Dicht even need to g Led the free workd for seveeal and has a strong diplomabc Causes a migrant crisis in Europe Americans that ndicule his courtyý's idiotic polcies by inporting milions of thied world savages and demanding other Doesn't have a proper mitay Joins the European Union and then votes to leave because the Germans are aistic, causing a major poitical crisis in Europe spert leeding Abduts tkid Has Communist monuments al over his courtry as a reminder of Worid leaders advise him ot t Major exponer and consumer of cuckold and scat pom as well as sex toys get r---- by superior Fouskoe d--- A50 but he does anyway episodes of Question Time housand years Ruins ne economies of beper European courtries with overregusted markets Fishes the Arican coast and buys all their cops to feed European mankets then wonders why Alricans are landing on their shores Wil lkely be bakanized permanenty ater the Chad Anglo insunection Country's leadership keep silent of Britainbecause they know he Chad insurrection is coming Courby's eadershp celebrabe the mpregnabed by Acdul and Ty one Doesnt even needtomake anythingto Not the least bit ashamed o his colonial history, most Brits dont know istoricall genocides Tries to have a strong migrants landing on his shores because ne French wil take Turnocks teacakes desu to make amends for the Holohoax al Krauts that ist the UK
"The Virgin K----" Responsible for both world wars, lost both to the Anglo Also lost a third of s country to Poish patson and was The Chad Anglo The decisive wictor of both world wars oversaw he partoon of Gemany and Can criticize the Jews and deny he Holocaust all he ikes Builds an empire that spars a new trorters for the European in North Ameica, Canada, Atrica, Elects an autssedctator that invades Poland, starting WW2. Anglo frebombs 4.9 Jewish masters or ets USSR anex and r--- halt his courty Australa and New Zealand Dicht even need to g Led the free workd for seveeal and has a strong diplomabc Causes a migrant crisis in Europe Americans that ndicule his courtyý's idiotic polcies by inporting milions of thied world savages and demanding other Doesn't have a proper mitay Joins the European Union and then votes to leave because the Germans are aistic, causing a major poitical crisis in Europe spert leeding Abduts tkid Has Communist monuments al over his courtry as a reminder of Worid leaders advise him ot t Major exponer and consumer of cuckold and scat pom as well as sex toys get r---- by superior Fouskoe d--- A50 but he does anyway episodes of Question Time housand years Ruins ne economies of beper European courtries with overregusted markets Fishes the Arican coast and buys all their cops to feed European mankets then wonders why Alricans are landing on their shores Wil lkely be bakanized permanenty ater the Chad Anglo insunection Country's leadership keep silent of Britainbecause they know he Chad insurrection is coming Courby's eadershp celebrabe the mpregnabed by Acdul and Ty one Doesnt even needtomake anythingto Not the least bit ashamed o his colonial history, most Brits dont know istoricall genocides Tries to have a strong migrants landing on his shores because ne French wil take Turnocks teacakes desu to make amends for the Holohoax al Krauts that ist the UK

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The virgin Jesse James vs the Chad Ned Kelly by Elphinstone1842

the virgin Jesse James The Chad Ned Kelly Literally comes up with the idea to have bullet proof suits of armor made for himself and his gang so they can stand a chance in their final shootout, showing intelligence, boldness and creativity Lives in the Australian outback for over two years while on the run from authorities Killed many innocent people and bystanders who got in the way of his robberies Died at the age of 25, already a legend Undeserved reputation as a folk hero, was hated and seen as a violent thug by those who actually knew him Unfairly persecuted by the British government for being Irish, is rightfully considered a folk hero, a petition to have him pardoned received 32,000 signatures Actually a good person and a good samaritan- saved a boy from drowning when he was 11 and was given a green sash by the boy's parents which he keeps throughout his life and wears under his armor during his final shootout Stupid and meaningless last words: "That picture is awful dusty" lgnominiously killed by a 19 year old disaffected member of his gang while hanging a picture on his wall Washed up criminal past his prime and in his mid-30s by the time he was finally assassinated by a teenager Former Confederate guerrilla who committed atrocities, racist, too cowardly to join the regular army Dictates a long and clever 8,000 word letter to the government arguing for his innocence while literally in the process of holding up a bank Laconic last words: Such is life"
the virgin Jesse James The Chad Ned Kelly Literally comes up with the idea to have bullet proof suits of armor made for himself and his gang so they can stand a chance in their final shootout, showing intelligence, boldness and creativity Lives in the Australian outback for over two years while on the run from authorities Killed many innocent people and bystanders who got in the way of his robberies Died at the age of 25, already a legend Undeserved reputation as a folk hero, was hated and seen as a violent thug by those who actually knew him Unfairly persecuted by the British government for being Irish, is rightfully considered a folk hero, a petition to have him pardoned received 32,000 signatures Actually a good person and a good samaritan- saved a boy from drowning when he was 11 and was given a green sash by the boy's parents which he keeps throughout his life and wears under his armor during his final shootout Stupid and meaningless last words: "That picture is awful dusty" lgnominiously killed by a 19 year old disaffected member of his gang while hanging a picture on his wall Washed up criminal past his prime and in his mid-30s by the time he was finally assassinated by a teenager Former Confederate guerrilla who committed atrocities, racist, too cowardly to join the regular army Dictates a long and clever 8,000 word letter to the government arguing for his innocence while literally in the process of holding up a bank Laconic last words: Such is life"

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Virgin Java vs Chad C#

The Virgin lava VS The Chad # Not addcited to anything Probably addicted to coffeine Only Windows Loyal to its creators Makes vour machine a heater Optimised Its name is literally just a coffe Visual Studio Multi platform not loyal to one OS Namespaces Only signed variables Only pass by vaule Has unsigned variables Packages virgin reverse domain Both pass by value and pass by reference Is C incremented by 4 Eclipse No explict pointers Named after a sound Has C-Like pointers in unsafe mode Is just a beverage
The Virgin lava VS The Chad # Not addcited to anything Probably addicted to coffeine Only Windows Loyal to its creators Makes vour machine a heater Optimised Its name is literally just a coffe Visual Studio Multi platform not loyal to one OS Namespaces Only signed variables Only pass by vaule Has unsigned variables Packages virgin reverse domain Both pass by value and pass by reference Is C incremented by 4 Eclipse No explict pointers Named after a sound Has C-Like pointers in unsafe mode Is just a beverage

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Virgin vs Chad: Gay Edition by kwaaivines

"The Jeffrey" "The Todd" 13 Hair always looks perfect, no matter what time or place Constantly doing his hair, doesn't show much result Hangs out with Chad All his friends are other Jeffreys Could easily get Stacy if he wanted to Muscular physique, perfectly complimented by tight sweater Skinnier than virgin, still wears tightest shirt he can find Tries to walk elegantly but fails Elegant walk with short steps Doing Chad a service by not taking Stacy from him It's a good thing he's gay: he couldn't even get Becky if he wanted to In many ways more Chad than Chad himself Makes fun of virgins; doesn't realize he's basically one of them, only with a somewhat better fashion sense
"The Jeffrey" "The Todd" 13 Hair always looks perfect, no matter what time or place Constantly doing his hair, doesn't show much result Hangs out with Chad All his friends are other Jeffreys Could easily get Stacy if he wanted to Muscular physique, perfectly complimented by tight sweater Skinnier than virgin, still wears tightest shirt he can find Tries to walk elegantly but fails Elegant walk with short steps Doing Chad a service by not taking Stacy from him It's a good thing he's gay: he couldn't even get Becky if he wanted to In many ways more Chad than Chad himself Makes fun of virgins; doesn't realize he's basically one of them, only with a somewhat better fashion sense

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The virgin dine vs. THE CHAD INDULGE by xXxmemelord_69xXx

The Virgin Guest Dine really needs to use the bathroom but afraid to get up to use it Other guests/people at the table converse Virgin won't communicate with anyone eyes always fixed on his plate Arms underneath the table on his lap drinks water in sma sips, thinks it hides his awkwardness or something only small portions on his plate; hesitant to finish it out of fear he will be told to help himself to more The "Chad Indulge" becomes the host while the hosts become the guests waves his fork around with an entire plates interrupts conversations by screeching at earsplitting volume worth of food on it Pisses wherever he pleases arms exert enough force on the table to nap it.
The Virgin Guest Dine really needs to use the bathroom but afraid to get up to use it Other guests/people at the table converse Virgin won't communicate with anyone eyes always fixed on his plate Arms underneath the table on his lap drinks water in sma sips, thinks it hides his awkwardness or something only small portions on his plate; hesitant to finish it out of fear he will be told to help himself to more The "Chad Indulge" becomes the host while the hosts become the guests waves his fork around with an entire plates interrupts conversations by screeching at earsplitting volume worth of food on it Pisses wherever he pleases arms exert enough force on the table to nap it.

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Virgin Marching band v. The Chad Real Sports by pixelssss

The Virgin Marching Band The Chad Real Sports Mighty helmet to protect head Testosterone fueled tan from playing in the sun Pale from Practicing inside all the time Big Hat with no purpose Baggy Uniform with just enough mobility for marching Uniforms specially created to maximize mobilty protection "gauntlets" on hands, looks like a wannabe superhero No gloves at all unless necessary for the sport Called a sport by Art and music teachers to make kids feel like less of a nerd eom Universally recognized sports Gets hot and sweaty midway through playing Only gets sweaty ause of hard wo and beating rival chads Always dating fellow virgin marching band kids Gets with Stacy Cheerleaders in every grade level and many of the other hottest girls in Sports that are not only in the olympics but have been since the first olympics in ancient greece with the first chads Has to have an event to play at Not even in the olympics Is the Event the marching band plays at
The Virgin Marching Band The Chad Real Sports Mighty helmet to protect head Testosterone fueled tan from playing in the sun Pale from Practicing inside all the time Big Hat with no purpose Baggy Uniform with just enough mobility for marching Uniforms specially created to maximize mobilty protection "gauntlets" on hands, looks like a wannabe superhero No gloves at all unless necessary for the sport Called a sport by Art and music teachers to make kids feel like less of a nerd eom Universally recognized sports Gets hot and sweaty midway through playing Only gets sweaty ause of hard wo and beating rival chads Always dating fellow virgin marching band kids Gets with Stacy Cheerleaders in every grade level and many of the other hottest girls in Sports that are not only in the olympics but have been since the first olympics in ancient greece with the first chads Has to have an event to play at Not even in the olympics Is the Event the marching band plays at

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The Virgin Determinism vs. The Chad Libertarian Free Will by Liquid_Revolver64

The Virgin Determinist The Chad Free Willy Most likely a cucked Bernie supporter Voted for Donald Trump or Gary Johnson, as any chad would Despite what Atheists think, is stl in the majority Bases his philosophy off of one Hank Green vide Has sworn that his philosophy will "change the world" for over a century Exercised his free will on your mom last night Has a paltry understanding of biochemistry Takes responsibility for his failures, takes pride in his acheivements OUCH b-but muh neurons!!! Uses religion and spirituality to uncover new secrets Tells himself that everything being predetermined is why Stacy rejected him Unironically a dualist in 2018 about himself Is free in a deterministic world Thinks science alone can answer all the questions of the universe Thinks Sam Harris and Christopher Hitchens count as world renowned scientist Realizes that if human behavior really were predictable, the economy would be as w A free thinker, doesn't give a s--- what scientists and the government tell him to think BTFO's determinists with his knowledge of quantum ell Sits around all day watching Rick and Morty mechanics
The Virgin Determinist The Chad Free Willy Most likely a cucked Bernie supporter Voted for Donald Trump or Gary Johnson, as any chad would Despite what Atheists think, is stl in the majority Bases his philosophy off of one Hank Green vide Has sworn that his philosophy will "change the world" for over a century Exercised his free will on your mom last night Has a paltry understanding of biochemistry Takes responsibility for his failures, takes pride in his acheivements OUCH b-but muh neurons!!! Uses religion and spirituality to uncover new secrets Tells himself that everything being predetermined is why Stacy rejected him Unironically a dualist in 2018 about himself Is free in a deterministic world Thinks science alone can answer all the questions of the universe Thinks Sam Harris and Christopher Hitchens count as world renowned scientist Realizes that if human behavior really were predictable, the economy would be as w A free thinker, doesn't give a s--- what scientists and the government tell him to think BTFO's determinists with his knowledge of quantum ell Sits around all day watching Rick and Morty mechanics

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