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The Virgin Coming Out of Closet The Chad "Oh btw I'm gay lol" Was instantly anxious of his parents' reaction when he realized he's gay Planned his coming out for years, drove 60 miles to his parents house to tell them First thing he worried about when realizing his sexual orientation were all the disappointed Stacies at school, wouldn't give s--- if his parents wereup to third cousins negative towards him Told his parents when he was 12 spurted downstairs completely randomly and livestremed the destruction of his nonexistent closet to all his relatives way Stares into the souls of his parents so deeply it makes them gay for a second Can't watch his disappointed parents in eyes Stutters all the time tells corny stories how his online community accepts him but gets constantly interrupted by his ignorant parents Parents give 0 s----, proud of his son due to his accomplishments, not sexuality Both sides extremely calm and collected Parents are old farts who have no sympathy or support for their son "You're a disgrace to us. You're not our son any- more Leaves his parents' house in tears, never to see them again Lives in his parents house until he goes to college "Lmao we always kinda knew"

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Charge level 1 1 The Virgin bot 1 souless machine canonically a forgetable nobody. with no purpose. Gaming Laptop level battery life Lost computer-chan to killer Brobot Loveless, will never Power sap some bitches does the "robot" is a literal "robot" Can't even use perfume even though it doesn't need to be Ingested weak toothpick Neck weak robotic arms need contasnt power to hurt anything needs the most powerful weapons in the game just to stand a chance Hated by everyone due to leaving the city in a blackout. can drink alcohol to cope with the fact Their whole existence is based on whether they can reach the next power or not. hunk of metal with no style o The Investment Chad 0 muscle gained naturally due to melee focused build. steroids only exaggerate his gains. Avid cologne user, smells magnificent The golden god only starts with some suger, a lighter, a small loan of 300 dollars and a dream all he needs knows what love both romantically and with family bonds takes slow syringe so his enemies can see his chad stride for longer 4 speed so nobody can see thier beta walk Is the only reason the DEA still exists made by die feller ด going bald Has millions in debt has made more than enough to pay it off, doesn't. doesn't give a f--- Instead drinks the resurrection shampoo to give himself immortality Hunted by countless assasins deals with them all with ease sells all thier weeb blades to buy some weed blades killer throws rocks into every adversary Rainbow blood, can legaly be classified as pharmacy. only wears the peak of style wears an awesome tie vampires OD on him. will bust it down it all of his buddys once he aquires the hat Uses exass cash to buy of the mob to help his elecation. still kills the mayor anyway.

The Virgin Modern YouTube Only promotes large channels. Makes a s----- TikTok clone. No dislikes. Makes the site kid-friendly despite having an app for kids. The Chad Old YouTube Promotes new Does nothing and exciting about Elsagate. Soulless channel layout. The videos are forgettable slop. Actually meant YouTubers. You Tube "You"Tube. TikTok? What's Age restricts videos for content that can be found in G-rated films. TikTok? Had a 5-star-review system and dislikes afterwards. Wasn't meant for kids to begin with. Fun channel layouts that encourage creativity. Videos have an eternal legacy. No s----- demonetization or age restriction systems.

CT-Virgin07 Trains for entire life dies in 10 minutes Physically impossible to live past 50 Bankrupting the republic Needs expensive armor that rarely works Is literally a slave, claims he isn't Will never do anything but fight and die B1 Chadle Droid Kills their commanders and friends without a second's hesitation Cheap to manufacture Roger Roger Can function for centuries given proper maintainance Doesn't put a dent in the CIS's treasury Needs no armor, is made of metal Can be reprogrammed after the war for other functions Produced by the trillions and needs zero training

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The Becky Snow White VS The Stacy Queen by turakissa

The Becky Snow White The Stacy Queen Marries the king only to take the power Masters the noble art of disguises Only a creepy guy with necrophilia shows interest in her Gets sexually harrassed by some midgets Is actually the fairest in the land, the Virgin mirror just lies to her Kills better than her huntsman Dumb enough to believe that wishing apples exist let's suspicous pedlars in Isn't afraid to transform into an uggly hag in order to kill her step daughter Only talks to her slave mirror, too fair to have friends Talks to animals Gets taken to a castle of a prince she hardly knows

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The Virgin Soul Eater vs The Blood Chad by chucknorris40

Main character has a cute loli and a mad scientist for siblings The Virgin Soul Eater Very little is told about the main characters backstory THE BLOOD CHAD Entire show focuses on the main character Title character doesn't appear in most of the show Sketchy art style that looks like s--- Has an entire harem of hot/cute girls Can't hit on the hot cat witch without getting s----canned Unlikeable characters Beautiful art style Extremely likeable characters Spawns 52 episode long anime that overstays its welcome and strays from manga Fights drag on to pad out the runtime All fights are over and done with within a matter of minutes 10 episode anime that was too to last Main girl is annoying flat chested nerd that beats up the main protagonist for no reason and hates her dad Is actually funny Pathetic attempts at 'humor' Main girl is a big breasted submissive hottie Takes place in America because why not? Takes place in a whole new dimension

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How to make a Virgin vs. Chad meme Virgin Teen Titans Chad Teen Titans Go Hair has been firmly fastened to never react to wind or any laws of Hair seems to overreact to wind "The Virgin Walk" THE CHAD STRIDE Brings back all five original voice actors, makes them all rich and happy Head craned forward Has over 200 episodes, and is still going strong Has figured out how to Looks below parallel always look everyone in eye at once at all times Head is at a perfect verticle angle at all times to escape potential coversation Avoids eye contact, and looks away immediately if accidental contact perceives emy oreonng facer, hia periphery屾.lookng at hin,- Only lasted five seasons, barely had 65 episodes Does no feelings or Has never heard a song in his entire life t register the Had to change its theme song for the silly epi of others at al sodes Too polite, gives too much Arms in e for o hates people who malk Intentionally slaps and batters incoming traffic to make his own path Ran at the same time as ustice League and JLU so it wasn't even the best DC show of its era Every episode is hilarious, even the ones that teach important lessons about buying rental properties arm comfortable hand form Releases a widely praised movie in theaters, may bring back the original Teen Titans show as a sian of Hands always prepared to grab nearby fertile p---- Creates lame new villains like Kyd Wykkyd, Johnny Rancid, Fang, and Punk Rocket Might be too tense and rigid Back is so straight you could Walking form is poised like a Greek statue, perpetualy in measure structural foundation with his spinal cord Walking pace/form lacks fuidity because he struggles to "autowalk"- analogous to always manually breathing Clothing is all neutral coloured Wears running shoes Only wears black coats Stands with a weird posture s insecure about how he walks being bitter about the success of Teen Titans Rapidly tiptoes around like in "going to Has cool original characters like Birdarang, Pain bot, Lady Legasus, and Robin Robin. Even CeeLo and Michael Jordan guest star MANDATORY: Walks too fast Wears visually-painful bright neon attire 3000 highlighter boots from Gluseepe Zanotti !and whining another season Does not feel the need to pass anyone because he's aready brutalized everyone nearby into pass anyone walking slightly slower than him No one alive can insult his posture and get away with i Does not read stupid s--- drawn by Quenti Tiny beetle-like stride >conveys an opinion that the creator holds, preaches to audience is made to be humorous above all else virgin and chad both exaggerate stereotypes, two sides of same coin notice, the virgin is easy to be around but boring, while the chad is fun but extremely obnoxious and undesirable to be around for more than 5 minutes exemplify traits of "alpha" and "beta" males and take them to comically absurd levels, see the verbosity describing the chad's spine or the virgin's hair given to the chad version end and insults to the fans of the virgin version virgin and chad have nothing in common, lack of yin-and-yang dynamic virgin is given traits that the creator has deemed undesirable, while chad is given traits that the creator holds to, in their opinion, high regard >lacks character dichotomy, notice the compliments the creator has >shows that there are positives and negatives to being one or the other perfectly balanced, as all things should be only shows positives for the chad negatives for the virgin, imbalanced doesn't follow format even remotely properly and is unfunny as a result

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The Virgin Media Network vs The Chad Podcast Empire by Ashanmaril

Promised app that still hasn't been delivered "The Virgin Media Network" The Chad Podcast Empire 2-3 hour episodes in 1.5 years Literally just 1 show Organically growr Tries to force the network shtick Sometimes multiple bonus episodes in a month Stupid Chuck E. Cheese token system nobody bought Active communit)y competing to make the best fan content TheDickShow SCIENCE FRICTIO7 Multiple live shows Ham-fisted voting system that makes no sense REAL NERD HOURS 2 bonus episodes before giving up So many shows I had to shrink them to fit in this image That ARRY SHOW $23,000/month patreon (literally 100x Maddox's) Tries to sue Chad for $380,000,000 because nobody listens to his show BONUS Upstaged by Santa Cuck Hot goss HERE'S WRAT 1 DENT GET UR INTERNET Makes more money every time he's attacked Accidentally ends up making tons of money for evervone but him Just a bunch of YouTube e-celeb networking/shilling Knows how to use apostrophes' POD 11 AWFUL WITH JESSE P-S AVOWEDne No stupid format Listens to criticism and feedback Doesn't get thanked for the snacks Can pay for thumbnails Cuck shirts $230/month Patreon

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The Virgin Occultist vs the Chad Yogi by DharmicJat

he virgin occultist Lord Vishnu is his DMT dealer. Materializes doses directly into his hypothalamus Will reincarnate as a cow so he can drop massive wet dumps on the temple floor without repercussions, then as a god after that Glorious full beard All of his "occult" knowledge comes from freely accessible imageboards and self-help Knows magic isn't real casts it successfully all the neckbeard Knows there are no forces greater than himself, has become loosh-neutral and thus invisible to beads to fully present his malevolent forces anyway Sustains on pizza, ramen, doritos and mt. dew His wisdom comes from hard-earned profound insight and ancient scriptures guarded by wrathful gods Is always paranoid of evil spirits stealing to forget about his past his loosh, which empowers them to steal his loosh Sometimes gets drunk Wears nothing failures, seldomm successfully orders crappy brown weed Knows in the back of his mind that he's just LARPing So übermensch that he's never even heard of monotheism corporeal form, perfectly sculpted by rigorous yogic excercises Is one of thousands of tulpas all arranged into elaborate mandalas, left behind sole ownership of the body mere weeks into his training rs baggy r just to summon succubi, never succeeds Is constantly distracted by vidya, anime, and compulsive shitposting Meditates in a jungle mountain cave for years uninterrupted without any support from society his unkempt appearance Will not reincarnate. his death will have him permanently stuck in astral limbo, not much different from his boring life s constantly high from quality Becomes a hikikomori neet to focus on the arcane arts, his mom brings Hosts tantric o----- daily, is always the centerpiece of the event, enlightens men and women alike just by screwing them remain face to face with all his past errors, which there are none of so all he feels is ecstasy im food and does his laundry Has no teacher to Meek and god-fearing; a leftover of the judeo-christian morality that he never fully escaped wanders aimlessly between sects Has a handful of servitors that he pretends are tulpas so he can feel less lonely while he uses them as sex dolls Doesn't need to eat, drink, or even breathe. used to eat delicious and healthy curry dishes but now sustains directly on sunlight Was trained by accomplished gurus from varied yet complementary traditions, all of which now revere him as their superior Writes in his blood for attention online and to try and scare his Smears himself with the ashes of

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The BF:Virgin vs BC:2 Chad by rg-one

The Virgin BF V The Chad BC:2 Soldiers responses voiced by real soldiers> Cringe Soldiers Gives a s--- about Heavily influenced by politics and media politics spends most of monev for corporate shills Tries to copy CoD/Fortnite Celebrated as best BF Great Campaign by critics and players damages the reputation of 15yo franchise post launch content dependend on microtransaction sales Awesome mapdesign especially for Rush Has never heard of microtransactions Ridiculous skins doesnt look like WWII at all Press *X* for autorepair DLC literally Gamechanger Still free post- launch content Destruction 2.0 tries to be immersive Is immersive

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The Virgin Modern YouTube Meme Vs The Chad Old School YTP by turakissa

The Virgin Modern YouTube Meme The Chad Old School YTP Lasted for several years, Lasts like one month at best If earrape, it reads in the title still remembered fondly to this day Randomly spits out earrape with epilepsy-triggering rainbow effects Video lenght is around one minute or less Video length is at least three minutes Glorious intro with with Mario brothers and King Harkinian Doesn't even have an intro Based on stupid catch phrases Can't provide dinner 100%% original humor in every video, varies amongst different creators DINNER

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The Virgin Freddie Mercury Vs The Chad Elton John Vs The Thad David Bowie by Maester_Patrick

Every song on goodbye yellow brick road is amazing THE THAD DAVID BOWIE The Virgin Freddie Mercury Scattered albums with a fevw hits per album Is genuenly a qualified classical planist, and can sing as well Vast range of fun and theatrical costumes used in and out of Able to sing play guitar, bass piano, saxophone and many The most glamourous performer ever, with hundreds of theatrical Extremely Limited Wardrobe, usually just wears a sweaty singlet Herolc Mullett Almost Exclusively Sings can play plano but usually dosnt Wrote beautiful song space oddity Wrote amazing song Has neversung about being lonely in space rocket man Produced numerous I # albums such as heroes, and the rise andfall of ziggy Subtle development of style throaghout years Pathetie Pedostache Constantly changing music style which is innovative as it is brilliant Is a poor boy from a poor family stardust and the spiders from mars Songs dont mean anything Came from a relatively Consistant and tiresome style scream singing with loud guitars Died from sharing heroin needles witlh the Chad Lou Reed Memorable Characters Died of alds Still alhe Is not straight, nor gay nor bisesual, is Bowi Gay Is also gay Beautiful songs with deep meaning Indecipherabley complex songs with embeded meanings and beauty No Characters Cool Red Piano

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Is this meme dead yet?? by organicorbust

The Virgin Assassination THE CHAD MASSACRE Wears a chicken mask to symbolize his massive c--- and balls Wears a varsity jacket to show off his athletic Wears a rat mask ability to the people he murders because he's disgusting Wears a stupid f------ turquoise jacket that looks like a hospital gown Literally attacks buildings empty handed, chooses to pick up weapons off the floor Relies on his silenced uzi to kill because he's too weak for melee combat Rushes into buildings full of gangsters without hesitation Lies in wait for his victims in their homes instead of facing them head-on Kills numerous innocents and doesn't even flinch Rebels against what happens to him and wants to change his destiny Literally apologizes for killing a woman Accepts his fate like a p---- Wants to track down whoever sent the calls so he can kill them Owns an apartment and has a DeLorean Is a pawn in 50 Blessings game and does nothing about it except go to Hawaii Was in a special ops group and killed hundreds of Russians in Hawaii before the calls even began Lives with his mom and takes the bus

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Virgin vs. Chad - The Virgin Coming Out of Closet VS The Chad "Oh btw I'm gay lol" by turakissa

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The Virgin Coming Out of Closet The Chad "Oh btw I'm gay lol" Was instantly anxious of his parents' reaction when he realized he's gay Planned his coming out for years, drove 60 miles to his parents house to tell them First thing he worried about when realizing his sexual orientation were all the disappointed Stacies at school, wouldn't give s--- if his parents wereup to third cousins negative towards him Told his parents when he was 12 spurted downstairs completely randomly and livestremed the destruction of his nonexistent closet to all his relatives way Stares into the souls of his parents so deeply it makes them gay for a second Can't watch his disappointed parents in eyes Stutters all the time tells corny stories how his online community accepts him but gets constantly interrupted by his ignorant parents Parents give 0 s----, proud of his son due to his accomplishments, not sexuality Both sides extremely calm and collected Parents are old farts who have no sympathy or support for their son "You're a disgrace to us. You're not our son any- more Leaves his parents' house in tears, never to see them again Lives in his parents house until he goes to college "Lmao we always kinda knew"

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