the virgin Jesse James The Chad Ned Kelly Literally comes up with the idea to have bullet proof suits of armor made for himself and his gang so they can stand a chance in their final shootout, showing intelligence, boldness and creativity Lives in the Australian outback for over two years while on the run from authorities Killed many innocent people and bystanders who got in the way of his robberies Died at the age of 25, already a legend Undeserved reputation as a folk hero, was hated and seen as a violent thug by those who actually knew him Unfairly persecuted by the British government for being Irish, is rightfully considered a folk hero, a petition to have him pardoned received 32,000 signatures Actually a good person and a good samaritan- saved a boy from drowning when he was 11 and was given a green sash by the boy's parents which he keeps throughout his life and wears under his armor during his final shootout Stupid and meaningless last words: "That picture is awful dusty" lgnominiously killed by a 19 year old disaffected member of his gang while hanging a picture on his wall Washed up criminal past his prime and in his mid-30s by the time he was finally assassinated by a teenager Former Confederate guerrilla who committed atrocities, racist, too cowardly to join the regular army Dictates a long and clever 8,000 word letter to the government arguing for his innocence while literally in the process of holding up a bank Laconic last words: Such is life"

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THE VIRGIN ORGANIZED SHELF EDUCATION EDUCATION SUFRIEL JUSTICE STREAMING ON THE AUTOOT RAKIM Sullabus DIN BLACK STAR JAZZ AND JUSTICE HORNE ALL INCOMPUTE HARNEY & HOTH BLACK SIDE RIVER NES THE SOUT THE CHAD OMINOUS STACKS MARTIN

The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic

Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

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> Limited to one location.
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> Probably doesn't even exist.
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>POINT OF DISCUSSIONS FOR THE WORLD'S LEADING ACADEMICS
>PROBABLY DOES ACTUALLY EXIST
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>CAN LIVE ANYWHERE AT ANY TIME; EVEN GOD CANNOT COMPREHEND ITS EXISTENCE
>WRECKS POWERFUL NATIONS FOR BREAKFAST
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the virgin Jesse James The Chad Ned Kelly Literally comes up with the idea to have bullet proof suits of armor made for himself and his gang so they can stand a chance in their final shootout, showing intelligence, boldness and creativity Lives in the Australian outback for over two years while on the run from authorities Killed many innocent people and bystanders who got in the way of his robberies Died at the age of 25, already a legend Undeserved reputation as a folk hero, was hated and seen as a violent thug by those who actually knew him Unfairly persecuted by the British government for being Irish, is rightfully considered a folk hero, a petition to have him pardoned received 32,000 signatures Actually a good person and a good samaritan- saved a boy from drowning when he was 11 and was given a green sash by the boy's parents which he keeps throughout his life and wears under his armor during his final shootout Stupid and meaningless last words: "That picture is awful dusty" lgnominiously killed by a 19 year old disaffected member of his gang while hanging a picture on his wall Washed up criminal past his prime and in his mid-30s by the time he was finally assassinated by a teenager Former Confederate guerrilla who committed atrocities, racist, too cowardly to join the regular army Dictates a long and clever 8,000 word letter to the government arguing for his innocence while literally in the process of holding up a bank Laconic last words: Such is life"

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