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"sales conversions" Sleek, smart, modern logo design, instant classic "THE SHOPIN WALK" THE WYSKER CHAD Whitepaper looks and reads like a powerpoint doc Logo looks like it was designed by some third world polytech student Whitepaper is a detailed manifesto on the unfair distribution and profiting of data creation by large corporations and how to return personal data ownership to the user Is the next big thing Nobody gives a s--- the latest craze like instagram, twitter or snapchat everybody cares CEO is a trust fund baby with no business experience except buying into some start-ups Website and promotional material was designed by the same third worlder who made the s--- logo Over bloated ico 5Bn tokens issued left over tokens were airdropped to whales The Wysker AI has machine learning technology built-in to app allowing you to train the AI to find products that you like OUCH and help bring about the singularity ushering in the goldern age of mankind under AI leadership Is the poor mans wysker Team members and bag holders dont wash their hands after going to the bathroom Scientifically developed high-speed shopping experience designed to trigger euphoric stimuli in the brain when engaging with the wysker app creating the shopping equivalent of cocaine lean and efficient german body Bonus: Check out the telegram to watch the videos the ceo posts of himself being chauffeured around all day going to "meetings" in some Mercedes-benz wearing a $27,000 mink fur coat as he rambles on about the same few partnerships he's landed because he attends the same "golf clubs" as his fellow "friends" Team members and bagholders have sizable genitalia makes japanese girls panties greasier than a used KFC bucket No working product zuckerberg and his cronies fear /ourcoin/ and the coming data paradigm fli non-existent road map Triumvirate founding team of bright experienced Germans showing off the best design, technology and programming Germany has to offer S--- taste in fashion fashion minded, occalating delightfully betwee avantgarde and mainstream chic-pop
"sales conversions" Sleek, smart, modern logo design, instant classic "THE SHOPIN WALK" THE WYSKER CHAD Whitepaper looks and reads like a powerpoint doc Logo looks like it was designed by some third world polytech student Whitepaper is a detailed manifesto on the unfair distribution and profiting of data creation by large corporations and how to return personal data ownership to the user Is the next big thing Nobody gives a s--- the latest craze like instagram, twitter or snapchat everybody cares CEO is a trust fund baby with no business experience except buying into some start-ups Website and promotional material was designed by the same third worlder who made the s--- logo Over bloated ico 5Bn tokens issued left over tokens were airdropped to whales The Wysker AI has machine learning technology built-in to app allowing you to train the AI to find products that you like OUCH and help bring about the singularity ushering in the goldern age of mankind under AI leadership Is the poor mans wysker Team members and bag holders dont wash their hands after going to the bathroom Scientifically developed high-speed shopping experience designed to trigger euphoric stimuli in the brain when engaging with the wysker app creating the shopping equivalent of cocaine lean and efficient german body Bonus: Check out the telegram to watch the videos the ceo posts of himself being chauffeured around all day going to "meetings" in some Mercedes-benz wearing a $27,000 mink fur coat as he rambles on about the same few partnerships he's landed because he attends the same "golf clubs" as his fellow "friends" Team members and bagholders have sizable genitalia makes japanese girls panties greasier than a used KFC bucket No working product zuckerberg and his cronies fear /ourcoin/ and the coming data paradigm fli non-existent road map Triumvirate founding team of bright experienced Germans showing off the best design, technology and programming Germany has to offer S--- taste in fashion fashion minded, occalating delightfully betwee avantgarde and mainstream chic-pop

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The Virgin Manlet vs The Warrior Chad by Ouralian

THE VIRGIN MANLeT HE WARRIOR CHAD Has roya blood, as expected that is exactly right! -Has a great beard and dress sense Absolute manlet. Girls can't see him. Probably a virgin. Always angry and upset. Terrible social skills - F---- Pieck twice a day Once a week in titan form Not royal blood. Just an experiment gone wrong. His uncle ditched him because he was so depressing -Got his friends killed Too depressed to care -Intelligence of 10/10 Girls love him, as does Reiner Smokes. Uses a third secret hand to smoke more to keep stoked Isn't in charge. Worships the person the Chad killed -People hate him. Wastes taxpayers money! Incapable of shiffting without being irtless, showing off his ripped physique! -Killed Erwin Smith and most of the Survey Corps. A leader and respected by his subordinates -Has the best titan. Isn't afraid to flaunt it in front of people. Wears an old cape to hide his unsightly body -Has no titan. Hides away from people
THE VIRGIN MANLeT HE WARRIOR CHAD Has roya blood, as expected that is exactly right! -Has a great beard and dress sense Absolute manlet. Girls can't see him. Probably a virgin. Always angry and upset. Terrible social skills - F---- Pieck twice a day Once a week in titan form Not royal blood. Just an experiment gone wrong. His uncle ditched him because he was so depressing -Got his friends killed Too depressed to care -Intelligence of 10/10 Girls love him, as does Reiner Smokes. Uses a third secret hand to smoke more to keep stoked Isn't in charge. Worships the person the Chad killed -People hate him. Wastes taxpayers money! Incapable of shiffting without being irtless, showing off his ripped physique! -Killed Erwin Smith and most of the Survey Corps. A leader and respected by his subordinates -Has the best titan. Isn't afraid to flaunt it in front of people. Wears an old cape to hide his unsightly body -Has no titan. Hides away from people

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The Virgin Aspie vs The Chad Autist by [deleted]

The Virgin Aspie The Chad Autist Girls compliment him on his on-fleek threaded Instagarn brom-) insteadof the Bert unibrow he used to have Tries to be talkative and "overcome aspergens Confident enough for a low-maintenence buzzcut since he is too autistic to know Has either a bowleut or the same bland medium length boys hair from childhood hie to not understanding hairstyles how to fix hair every moming but ends up emitting a do speech impediment word salad and b Doesn't Abays has restne emstead of tuying to nitate g up stupid topics ial eqpressions how to Unattractive bushy uubrow due to being too self-conscious about being feminine to get them p threaded naturally position arms while walking/standing, st clasps them in front except in short simple sentences when that everything that comes out of his mouth is retarded, and the less you say, the less you can say wrong necessary for work, accepte If he stays quiet, he is seen as a timid loser Accepted that he has a robot brain, and progammed huself to keep ms straight and at side instead of tiying to act like a Reinforces the common perception of as a cringy unmaseuline dork obsessed with trains and MLP otypical Tries too hard to leam fashion, His lack of speech is intepreted as "strong and silent" instead of timid, makes him look even tougher Doesn't need to talk bece fists all the talkinc. walks around H&M looking like he's lost in a jungle Confums the scientific theory t autism is really jsta yper-maseuline brain with too nuuch prenatal testosterone expoaure Tries to leam social skills by Fake it before you make it but everyone can still detect his intennal awkwardness and stifiness Gave up on leamung fashuon, just wears simple athletic clothes everywhere Doesn't need social skills to get laid, just approaches crls in the gocery store and asks for sex
The Virgin Aspie The Chad Autist Girls compliment him on his on-fleek threaded Instagarn brom-) insteadof the Bert unibrow he used to have Tries to be talkative and "overcome aspergens Confident enough for a low-maintenence buzzcut since he is too autistic to know Has either a bowleut or the same bland medium length boys hair from childhood hie to not understanding hairstyles how to fix hair every moming but ends up emitting a do speech impediment word salad and b Doesn't Abays has restne emstead of tuying to nitate g up stupid topics ial eqpressions how to Unattractive bushy uubrow due to being too self-conscious about being feminine to get them p threaded naturally position arms while walking/standing, st clasps them in front except in short simple sentences when that everything that comes out of his mouth is retarded, and the less you say, the less you can say wrong necessary for work, accepte If he stays quiet, he is seen as a timid loser Accepted that he has a robot brain, and progammed huself to keep ms straight and at side instead of tiying to act like a Reinforces the common perception of as a cringy unmaseuline dork obsessed with trains and MLP otypical Tries too hard to leam fashion, His lack of speech is intepreted as "strong and silent" instead of timid, makes him look even tougher Doesn't need to talk bece fists all the talkinc. walks around H&M looking like he's lost in a jungle Confums the scientific theory t autism is really jsta yper-maseuline brain with too nuuch prenatal testosterone expoaure Tries to leam social skills by Fake it before you make it but everyone can still detect his intennal awkwardness and stifiness Gave up on leamung fashuon, just wears simple athletic clothes everywhere Doesn't need social skills to get laid, just approaches crls in the gocery store and asks for sex

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Virgin historian vs Chad archaeologist by Maartenpolmanov

The Chad Archaeologist THE VIRGIN HISTORIAN Cool af hat Total nerd Is an exact scientist Buff af from moving buckets of earth and artefacts Has never even seen a written source Is probably a hulpwetenschapper Casual comfortable clothing for sitting behind the desk all day Written unreliable sources Has never seen a trowel nor held one in his hand Sometimes uses two trowels for maximum efficiency Cool sturdy clothing for hard work in the field Periods studied every period where there's humans, even before alphabets Weak little limbs from a lack of movement Material sources that can't lie Periods studied from when there's alphabet Will dig to the center of the earth if necesarry
The Chad Archaeologist THE VIRGIN HISTORIAN Cool af hat Total nerd Is an exact scientist Buff af from moving buckets of earth and artefacts Has never even seen a written source Is probably a hulpwetenschapper Casual comfortable clothing for sitting behind the desk all day Written unreliable sources Has never seen a trowel nor held one in his hand Sometimes uses two trowels for maximum efficiency Cool sturdy clothing for hard work in the field Periods studied every period where there's humans, even before alphabets Weak little limbs from a lack of movement Material sources that can't lie Periods studied from when there's alphabet Will dig to the center of the earth if necesarry

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The virgin Tactical player vs. THE CHAD MENACE by Bepis_Gang

Incapable of dropping anywhere other than the school or military base THE CHAD MENACE The Virgin "Tactical Player" Never drops at the base for fear of being shot stuck with s---- tier weapons Can only wear level-1 autisnm helmet Has best weapons in the game, never uses them Uses vest to hide man boobs, but can't find a high-tier one Massive backpack to hold medical supplies in case he ever gets attacked, backpack ruins his posture Wears dark-colored clothes to try to blend in when hiding Lies down at the sound of gunfire, doesn't help since his s----- backpack sticks out of the grass Physically incapable of going prone, just walks straight up in fields No vest, not afraid of mere bullets Wears camo pants to try and hide in the grass, doesn't help at all S----- trainers Marks enterance and exit of any building with Picks clothing based on style, not Unable to sprint, keyboard has no shift key everywhere Chad-tier boots
Incapable of dropping anywhere other than the school or military base THE CHAD MENACE The Virgin "Tactical Player" Never drops at the base for fear of being shot stuck with s---- tier weapons Can only wear level-1 autisnm helmet Has best weapons in the game, never uses them Uses vest to hide man boobs, but can't find a high-tier one Massive backpack to hold medical supplies in case he ever gets attacked, backpack ruins his posture Wears dark-colored clothes to try to blend in when hiding Lies down at the sound of gunfire, doesn't help since his s----- backpack sticks out of the grass Physically incapable of going prone, just walks straight up in fields No vest, not afraid of mere bullets Wears camo pants to try and hide in the grass, doesn't help at all S----- trainers Marks enterance and exit of any building with Picks clothing based on style, not Unable to sprint, keyboard has no shift key everywhere Chad-tier boots

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Virgin Q-Row vs Chad Tai-Yang

The Virgin Qrow The Chad Tai-Yang Hair gel outs bnbuildng Thin lngs barely The Virgin Qrow vs the Chad Taiyang
The Virgin Qrow The Chad Tai-Yang Hair gel outs bnbuildng Thin lngs barely The Virgin Qrow vs the Chad Taiyang

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heh by Spikanor

The Virgin Meme Critic nnoiseur Anonymous (ID 1-1 10/01/17(Sun)09:51:43 No. 143567165、2-143567394 Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)17:39:58 No.389599762 389599869 P> I love this s---, lol The virgin was supposed to represent everyday s--- that everyone does, but made it seem like a meek/loser thing to do. Chad is supposed to be s--- that no one in real life actually does, but caricatured as if it's completely normal Right now it's been devolved into "beta male vs alpha male", with no real substance left to the joke
The Virgin Meme Critic nnoiseur Anonymous (ID 1-1 10/01/17(Sun)09:51:43 No. 143567165、2-143567394 Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)17:39:58 No.389599762 389599869 P> I love this s---, lol The virgin was supposed to represent everyday s--- that everyone does, but made it seem like a meek/loser thing to do. Chad is supposed to be s--- that no one in real life actually does, but caricatured as if it's completely normal Right now it's been devolved into "beta male vs alpha male", with no real substance left to the joke

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Virgin Normie vs Chad neckbeard by Spikanor

VIRGIN NORMIE has a lot of friends, because he likes popular mainstream things doesn't care what people think CHAD NECKBEARD doesn't watch anime or cartoons never been single for most than two years disregards females, acquires currency insults people for liking weird things to seem masculine uses PC and internet for productive things, not very tech saavy ON watches sports in fact has sense of fashion, but wears what he wants thinks 9gag is source of funny pictures on wears brand clothes to show social status spends a lot of money on merch Facebook most friends are also neckbeards has good family goes outside a lot secure in his sexuality, not afraid to admit liking things outside gender stereotype skin pale from sitting inside all day, vast knowledge of memes
VIRGIN NORMIE has a lot of friends, because he likes popular mainstream things doesn't care what people think CHAD NECKBEARD doesn't watch anime or cartoons never been single for most than two years disregards females, acquires currency insults people for liking weird things to seem masculine uses PC and internet for productive things, not very tech saavy ON watches sports in fact has sense of fashion, but wears what he wants thinks 9gag is source of funny pictures on wears brand clothes to show social status spends a lot of money on merch Facebook most friends are also neckbeards has good family goes outside a lot secure in his sexuality, not afraid to admit liking things outside gender stereotype skin pale from sitting inside all day, vast knowledge of memes

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the virgin ogre vs the chad manlet by [deleted]

he virgin s< All blood from brain flows into leqs, is menfolly retarded Dies of heoft 'se as« af 52 The Chad s7 Arched back because he vil hit hir head on e ih the thous ands only person to oici deotuajs ofherwise cehluh Leg pain besause oUcH Basicall invisible o0 year lifespan Fils Hhrovgh keyholes
he virgin s< All blood from brain flows into leqs, is menfolly retarded Dies of heoft 'se as« af 52 The Chad s7 Arched back because he vil hit hir head on e ih the thous ands only person to oici deotuajs ofherwise cehluh Leg pain besause oUcH Basicall invisible o0 year lifespan Fils Hhrovgh keyholes

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The Chad Guys and the Virgin Britbong by TheCuckTendies

The Chad Guys The Virgin Britbong Banned from twitter for making fun of midgets "Looks like Autism runs in the family." Calls everyone a n-----, doesnt even give a f--- yo 5'4" manlet No friends Patchy beard cant grow facial hair - fuuck Autistic C--- on his tummy Eats meatball subs "Can i fap to them?" baby joint (as confirmed by ex)
The Chad Guys The Virgin Britbong Banned from twitter for making fun of midgets "Looks like Autism runs in the family." Calls everyone a n-----, doesnt even give a f--- yo 5'4" manlet No friends Patchy beard cant grow facial hair - fuuck Autistic C--- on his tummy Eats meatball subs "Can i fap to them?" baby joint (as confirmed by ex)

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The virgin bike vs the chad unicycle by BasileusJustinian

The Virgin Bike THE CHAD UNICYCLE Knows he won't crash helmet is unnesecarv Has never seen a brake in his life "I'm doing my part to stay green" >can't afford a car Scared of crashing: wears a helmet and leggings Can't balance - slouches over to grab handlebar Upright posture from perfect balance Cars hate him as much as he hates cars Admired by onlookers Has to yield to both pedestrians and motorists Pedestrians glady give way to him, understanding he won't stop BIKES Aesthetic and simple Bike weighs more than he does esign On his way to play basketball with his bros Bom BS Biking was the only sport he was athletic enough for
The Virgin Bike THE CHAD UNICYCLE Knows he won't crash helmet is unnesecarv Has never seen a brake in his life "I'm doing my part to stay green" >can't afford a car Scared of crashing: wears a helmet and leggings Can't balance - slouches over to grab handlebar Upright posture from perfect balance Cars hate him as much as he hates cars Admired by onlookers Has to yield to both pedestrians and motorists Pedestrians glady give way to him, understanding he won't stop BIKES Aesthetic and simple Bike weighs more than he does esign On his way to play basketball with his bros Bom BS Biking was the only sport he was athletic enough for

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Virgin Yoshi vs Chad Lucas

Ragequits when taunted against Ugly and bald "The Virgin Yoshi" "The Chad Lucas" Regularily uses unfamiliar characters to challenge himself and to keep the game fun Uses only the same old character because he doesn't have the skill to get good with more than one Uses the moves that he's not good with to learn how to use that particular character better Only plays with the best internet connection. But will still beat any player on any laggy connection to teach them a lesson Constantly gets into an egg because he's a p---- and avoids all conflict If the match is going badly he'll try as hard as he can to land neutral b and get his opponent off the edge Grinds new players into the dust with no hint of remorse Never ventures off the stage, instead only uses up special for edge guarding Enjoys the challenge of encountering arn opponent more experienced than himself and will stay until the other player leaves to better himself and his skills Slender body "It builds character" Doesn't upgrade his horrible internet plan so that when he loses he can blame on the lag "PK Gunshow Has never even heard of using a shield Taunts when winning after 16 straight matches of losing the nair is his most feared move The most perfect hair you have ever seen 160 FPS of glorious perfection Constantly uses flutter kick to build up damage easily Leaves immediately after to avoid inevitably losing Taunts after every move Edge guards using only the snake whilest in the air Covers groinal cavity 3 FPS of animation Extremely tight shorts to show off bulge
Ragequits when taunted against Ugly and bald "The Virgin Yoshi" "The Chad Lucas" Regularily uses unfamiliar characters to challenge himself and to keep the game fun Uses only the same old character because he doesn't have the skill to get good with more than one Uses the moves that he's not good with to learn how to use that particular character better Only plays with the best internet connection. But will still beat any player on any laggy connection to teach them a lesson Constantly gets into an egg because he's a p---- and avoids all conflict If the match is going badly he'll try as hard as he can to land neutral b and get his opponent off the edge Grinds new players into the dust with no hint of remorse Never ventures off the stage, instead only uses up special for edge guarding Enjoys the challenge of encountering arn opponent more experienced than himself and will stay until the other player leaves to better himself and his skills Slender body "It builds character" Doesn't upgrade his horrible internet plan so that when he loses he can blame on the lag "PK Gunshow Has never even heard of using a shield Taunts when winning after 16 straight matches of losing the nair is his most feared move The most perfect hair you have ever seen 160 FPS of glorious perfection Constantly uses flutter kick to build up damage easily Leaves immediately after to avoid inevitably losing Taunts after every move Edge guards using only the snake whilest in the air Covers groinal cavity 3 FPS of animation Extremely tight shorts to show off bulge

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The Virgin Family Guy vs The Chad South Park by Biggie_cheese217

The Chad South Park The Virgin Family Guy Relies on cut-aways for any comedy Bashes several modern situations and gets away with it Makes fun of Family Guy for using cut-aways Tries to cache in on modern situations but fails Has always been cared for by team Creator is begging for the show to end Creators want to keep the show going until CC cancels it Has been milked for 8 years Only good for background noise Good in literally any situation Follows typical miserable family and can't make it work Follows a bunch of f------ middle schoolers and makes it work Limited by Fox and Disney standards Not limited by Fox and Disney in any way Deemed a dead show Still going strong Not a single character is likeable Way too many likeable Cancelled twice Never cancelled Most people who prefer it are miserable Ridiculed by internet for how bad it has gotten People who prefer it are men of culture Praised by the internet for good quality Untalented and bland voice acting Voice acting never fails to amuse
The Chad South Park The Virgin Family Guy Relies on cut-aways for any comedy Bashes several modern situations and gets away with it Makes fun of Family Guy for using cut-aways Tries to cache in on modern situations but fails Has always been cared for by team Creator is begging for the show to end Creators want to keep the show going until CC cancels it Has been milked for 8 years Only good for background noise Good in literally any situation Follows typical miserable family and can't make it work Follows a bunch of f------ middle schoolers and makes it work Limited by Fox and Disney standards Not limited by Fox and Disney in any way Deemed a dead show Still going strong Not a single character is likeable Way too many likeable Cancelled twice Never cancelled Most people who prefer it are miserable Ridiculed by internet for how bad it has gotten People who prefer it are men of culture Praised by the internet for good quality Untalented and bland voice acting Voice acting never fails to amuse

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Wil Wheaton vs. Wil Willis

can't pick a hair color The virgin wil wheaton the chad wil willis was an army ranger was so annoying as a character even saving the ship multiple times couldn't save his role continually complains about not being the lead on an ensemble tv show fantastic hair host of two television shows doesn't realize his beard - fulfills the kids in the hall sketch reference of puffy, compromising face was an air force OUCH pararescueman generally has wrong opinions yells at people and they make knives for him says he'll help you move but doesn't show up probably saved the world a bunch of times but can't talk about it had a usenet group dedicated to people who hated his character doesn't play tabletop games would probably help you move
can't pick a hair color The virgin wil wheaton the chad wil willis was an army ranger was so annoying as a character even saving the ship multiple times couldn't save his role continually complains about not being the lead on an ensemble tv show fantastic hair host of two television shows doesn't realize his beard - fulfills the kids in the hall sketch reference of puffy, compromising face was an air force OUCH pararescueman generally has wrong opinions yells at people and they make knives for him says he'll help you move but doesn't show up probably saved the world a bunch of times but can't talk about it had a usenet group dedicated to people who hated his character doesn't play tabletop games would probably help you move

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Virgin Apple Juice vs. Chad Orange Juice

dehydrated because water excess water keeps chad hydrateed is removed muscles toned from squeezing too sweet, probably contains sweetners oranges to make juice TESCO ORANGE JUICE requires more apples to make Iceland muscles weak because apples are processsed OucH PURE JUICE FROM CONCENTRATE citrus from orange is rich in vitamin C thus inherently better constipated from lack of fibre content 5 e1 litre electrolytes raise chads masculine energy
dehydrated because water excess water keeps chad hydrateed is removed muscles toned from squeezing too sweet, probably contains sweetners oranges to make juice TESCO ORANGE JUICE requires more apples to make Iceland muscles weak because apples are processsed OucH PURE JUICE FROM CONCENTRATE citrus from orange is rich in vitamin C thus inherently better constipated from lack of fibre content 5 e1 litre electrolytes raise chads masculine energy

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The Virgin Moctezuma vs Chad Hernan Cortes

VIRGIN MOCTEZUMA CHAD HERNAN CORTES Great military leader Unpopular with his people, he was killed by them in Tenochtitlan Liberated many indigenous peoples who were oppressed by Aztec rule Superior steel armor Big heavy shield that breaks obsidian weapons Crappy shield, useless against spanish steel weapons Though Cortes was a god /小 With few soldiers he defeated a large Aztec army in Otumba Heathen- Weak obsidian javelin Devoted Christian
VIRGIN MOCTEZUMA CHAD HERNAN CORTES Great military leader Unpopular with his people, he was killed by them in Tenochtitlan Liberated many indigenous peoples who were oppressed by Aztec rule Superior steel armor Big heavy shield that breaks obsidian weapons Crappy shield, useless against spanish steel weapons Though Cortes was a god /小 With few soldiers he defeated a large Aztec army in Otumba Heathen- Weak obsidian javelin Devoted Christian

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the virgin jigsaw THE CHAD HOFFMAN Goes on spergy nihilistic rants to people who don't care Views killing as "distasteful" but is fine with maiming people psychologically and physically No qualms with killing people, games are purposely unwinnable, not a hypocrite like John Carried out an elaborate cat and mouse game with Strahm, winning it in the end Moralfag Stabbed a bunch of cops to death in seconds Ass cancer spread to his brain Stabs detective with faggy Assassin's Creed blade and runs away Roastie destroyer Jigsaw's best apprentice Avenges his sister after she was Enacts revenge after a accident that made him lose his child, yet scrutinizes one of his subjects for doing the same Married to a roastie murdered
the virgin jigsaw THE CHAD HOFFMAN Goes on spergy nihilistic rants to people who don't care Views killing as "distasteful" but is fine with maiming people psychologically and physically No qualms with killing people, games are purposely unwinnable, not a hypocrite like John Carried out an elaborate cat and mouse game with Strahm, winning it in the end Moralfag Stabbed a bunch of cops to death in seconds Ass cancer spread to his brain Stabs detective with faggy Assassin's Creed blade and runs away Roastie destroyer Jigsaw's best apprentice Avenges his sister after she was Enacts revenge after a accident that made him lose his child, yet scrutinizes one of his subjects for doing the same Married to a roastie murdered

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Virgin PS4 vs Chad PS1 by Momentanius

BAD VOICEACTING, STILL MEMORABLE AS F--- HAS SOME OF THE GREATEST CLASSICS IN VIDEO-GAME HISTORY 300000 GB OF UPDATES EVERYTIME YOU START THE DAMN THING MOST TRIPLE-A GAMES ARE CORRIDOR SHOOTERS OR BRAWLERS DIE MONSTER BEAUTIFUL COLOR, AND MEMORABLE DESIGN GAMES FULL OF MICROTRANSACTIONS SAYS PS4 EXCLUSIVES ARE THE BEST, BUT SECRETLY WANTS TO PLAY LEGEND OF ZELDA AND HALO 5 1S SLOWLY ABANDONING PHYSICAL COPIES, INDIE GAMES DON'T EVEN GET A PHYSICAL COPY NOONLINE CONNECTION GET YOUR CHAD FRIENDS TO İCEREN 3 BADASS STARTUP SOUND PLAY! NO MICROTRANSACTIONS, HAD TO PLAY TO UNLOCK EVEN YOUR MOM KNOWS THE OLD PLAYSTA TION UGLY SHADES OF COLOR STAYS ON YOUR SHELF WHILE YOU PLAY OTHER GAMES ON YOUR PC STUFF PRO VERSION IS FIGHTING AGAINST THE VIRGIN SWITCH AND X-BONES DOESN'T HAVE FINAL FANTASY TACTICS FOUGHT AGAINST THE CHAD N64 AS FINAL FANTASY TACTICS
BAD VOICEACTING, STILL MEMORABLE AS F--- HAS SOME OF THE GREATEST CLASSICS IN VIDEO-GAME HISTORY 300000 GB OF UPDATES EVERYTIME YOU START THE DAMN THING MOST TRIPLE-A GAMES ARE CORRIDOR SHOOTERS OR BRAWLERS DIE MONSTER BEAUTIFUL COLOR, AND MEMORABLE DESIGN GAMES FULL OF MICROTRANSACTIONS SAYS PS4 EXCLUSIVES ARE THE BEST, BUT SECRETLY WANTS TO PLAY LEGEND OF ZELDA AND HALO 5 1S SLOWLY ABANDONING PHYSICAL COPIES, INDIE GAMES DON'T EVEN GET A PHYSICAL COPY NOONLINE CONNECTION GET YOUR CHAD FRIENDS TO İCEREN 3 BADASS STARTUP SOUND PLAY! NO MICROTRANSACTIONS, HAD TO PLAY TO UNLOCK EVEN YOUR MOM KNOWS THE OLD PLAYSTA TION UGLY SHADES OF COLOR STAYS ON YOUR SHELF WHILE YOU PLAY OTHER GAMES ON YOUR PC STUFF PRO VERSION IS FIGHTING AGAINST THE VIRGIN SWITCH AND X-BONES DOESN'T HAVE FINAL FANTASY TACTICS FOUGHT AGAINST THE CHAD N64 AS FINAL FANTASY TACTICS

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Virgin Pro Controller VS Chad Joycons

Plays like any other generic console gamer. Pretends to care about gyro Can tilt, mash, shake, crank, use as a remote, and all kinds of other s---. An adaptive monster Immersed from outside movement and The Virgin Pro Controller / "THE CHAD JOYCONS" Head craned forward at the TV as it's the only way to be immersed actions he makes Billions of friends/co- workers to hang out with Makes more people interested in gamingn Looks below parallel Local play for days Throws the controller at the TV in rage Only plays online multiplayer God wriststraps prevent any accidents Has no friends for any reason to get more controllers from happening Billions of First-Party colours and combinations Considers people he met online has "friends" Back slouched from mostly playing docked Spent $280 just to get four controllers that he can use Arms constantly waggling in confident, unpredictable ways for other virgin Pro Controllers Stiff, straight arms Intentionally slaps and batters everyone with OUCH Will play the s--- out of Smash with the bad boys Little arm movement Struggles to find comfortable hand Joycons Quickly snaps in two when making large quick movements form Hands always prepared to slide the Joycons off the switch and give it to a friend Immediately cramps upon holding small Back is so straight from playing outside of his house all the time in Handheld and Tabletop objects Will abandon for a Gamecube controller Zero good First-Party colours $70 to get all he needs Carries the f--- out of the Joycons in his pockets when Smash arrives Has to carry a bag just to take the f------ with him Hogs the good controller to himself, and make his non-existent friends use the crappy Joycons Makes everyone use single Joycon to be a true bro and equal Excited to have another game to play locally, dedicated to Chads like him Pro 1 Will never have a Switch commericial experience Switch commericials are based on HIS experiences Seethes at Super Mario Party Infinite Joy-
Plays like any other generic console gamer. Pretends to care about gyro Can tilt, mash, shake, crank, use as a remote, and all kinds of other s---. An adaptive monster Immersed from outside movement and The Virgin Pro Controller / "THE CHAD JOYCONS" Head craned forward at the TV as it's the only way to be immersed actions he makes Billions of friends/co- workers to hang out with Makes more people interested in gamingn Looks below parallel Local play for days Throws the controller at the TV in rage Only plays online multiplayer God wriststraps prevent any accidents Has no friends for any reason to get more controllers from happening Billions of First-Party colours and combinations Considers people he met online has "friends" Back slouched from mostly playing docked Spent $280 just to get four controllers that he can use Arms constantly waggling in confident, unpredictable ways for other virgin Pro Controllers Stiff, straight arms Intentionally slaps and batters everyone with OUCH Will play the s--- out of Smash with the bad boys Little arm movement Struggles to find comfortable hand Joycons Quickly snaps in two when making large quick movements form Hands always prepared to slide the Joycons off the switch and give it to a friend Immediately cramps upon holding small Back is so straight from playing outside of his house all the time in Handheld and Tabletop objects Will abandon for a Gamecube controller Zero good First-Party colours $70 to get all he needs Carries the f--- out of the Joycons in his pockets when Smash arrives Has to carry a bag just to take the f------ with him Hogs the good controller to himself, and make his non-existent friends use the crappy Joycons Makes everyone use single Joycon to be a true bro and equal Excited to have another game to play locally, dedicated to Chads like him Pro 1 Will never have a Switch commericial experience Switch commericials are based on HIS experiences Seethes at Super Mario Party Infinite Joy-

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Male Feminist versus Roosh V

The Virgin Male Feminist The Chad Roosh V. Makes s----- blog posts and unfunny web comics white-knighting women whining about their oppression Makes millions duping autistic incels into thinking his s----- dating advice will get them laid Fat, frumpy, sweaty, balding pasty-skinned loser Handsome, metrosexual sand-n----- descended from the Persian Empire Doesn't have a cuckoldry fetish; still lets his "wife" sleep Thinks embracing feminism gives him a free pass to be a creepy sexual predator. with other guys OUCH ! Cops find 50 gigs of CP and scat p--- on his hard drive while investigating r--- allegations against him Cucks male feminists and gets their blue-haired girlfriends pregnant. Makes enough money from his PUA courses to pay child support. Hates both feminists and MRAs equally S---- on gamers because they're the only people in the world capable of making him feel superior Jerks off to BBWs "Real men like meat." Has never seen p--- in his life Empowers" women by tricking them into starring in hardcore p--- flicks with him Understands that women are just pieces of meat for sticking his penis into and they don't warrant "empowerment" Accuses tech companies of promoting r--- culture to hide the fact that he's an actual r-----. Actually honest about the fact that he basically wants to r--- women Gets drunk and gropes an unsuspecting woman at a Gets drunk at a party and slays p---- party
The Virgin Male Feminist The Chad Roosh V. Makes s----- blog posts and unfunny web comics white-knighting women whining about their oppression Makes millions duping autistic incels into thinking his s----- dating advice will get them laid Fat, frumpy, sweaty, balding pasty-skinned loser Handsome, metrosexual sand-n----- descended from the Persian Empire Doesn't have a cuckoldry fetish; still lets his "wife" sleep Thinks embracing feminism gives him a free pass to be a creepy sexual predator. with other guys OUCH ! Cops find 50 gigs of CP and scat p--- on his hard drive while investigating r--- allegations against him Cucks male feminists and gets their blue-haired girlfriends pregnant. Makes enough money from his PUA courses to pay child support. Hates both feminists and MRAs equally S---- on gamers because they're the only people in the world capable of making him feel superior Jerks off to BBWs "Real men like meat." Has never seen p--- in his life Empowers" women by tricking them into starring in hardcore p--- flicks with him Understands that women are just pieces of meat for sticking his penis into and they don't warrant "empowerment" Accuses tech companies of promoting r--- culture to hide the fact that he's an actual r-----. Actually honest about the fact that he basically wants to r--- women Gets drunk and gropes an unsuspecting woman at a Gets drunk at a party and slays p---- party

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