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hair swept back in hopes of hiding obvious balding spot feathered hair and clean shaven takes pride in his appearance doesn't smile, lets his piercing blue eyes do al the talking for him requires glasses because eyes are too beta to see without ure unblemished A---- skin, makes untermensch thin, girly frame from uncomfortable in his spending too much time fleeing inferior villains presence cashmere sweater and shirt tucked into khakis - clearl comes from money and culture unsure of what to do with arms so lets them dangle limply firmly clenched fist shows both physical strength and leadership wears tie with short sleeved shirt tucked into pants clearly a minimum wageslave contrappostro pose evokes Michelangelo's David legs bent with uneven posture indicating weakness of character wears velcro-strap shoes because he never mastered the art of Italian loafers for casual walks with opposite sex shoelaces
hair swept back in hopes of hiding obvious balding spot feathered hair and clean shaven takes pride in his appearance doesn't smile, lets his piercing blue eyes do al the talking for him requires glasses because eyes are too beta to see without ure unblemished A---- skin, makes untermensch thin, girly frame from uncomfortable in his spending too much time fleeing inferior villains presence cashmere sweater and shirt tucked into khakis - clearl comes from money and culture unsure of what to do with arms so lets them dangle limply firmly clenched fist shows both physical strength and leadership wears tie with short sleeved shirt tucked into pants clearly a minimum wageslave contrappostro pose evokes Michelangelo's David legs bent with uneven posture indicating weakness of character wears velcro-strap shoes because he never mastered the art of Italian loafers for casual walks with opposite sex shoelaces

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Ash vs Alain

The Virgin Jobber The Chad Champion flowing midnight locks greasy hat hair wins it all with a competes to feel better and make gf smile regular mega gets a special snowflake frog and still loses competes for himself lost to his rival every time beat his rival every time constantly fails at achieving his dreams won a League he didn't really care about, on his first try gf is an ugly cowgirl gf is a cute leprechaun unbalanced team of skinny pants fit because he has no ass or d--- jobbers weird baggy pants to fit his giant d--- well-crafted team of 5 edgemons and an Unfezant currently failing remedial classes at school still Champion, currently a lab assistant with a gf gf abandoned him after his loss
The Virgin Jobber The Chad Champion flowing midnight locks greasy hat hair wins it all with a competes to feel better and make gf smile regular mega gets a special snowflake frog and still loses competes for himself lost to his rival every time beat his rival every time constantly fails at achieving his dreams won a League he didn't really care about, on his first try gf is an ugly cowgirl gf is a cute leprechaun unbalanced team of skinny pants fit because he has no ass or d--- jobbers weird baggy pants to fit his giant d--- well-crafted team of 5 edgemons and an Unfezant currently failing remedial classes at school still Champion, currently a lab assistant with a gf gf abandoned him after his loss

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What would be used to describe them?

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SOVIET STRONK

Can never function without air support Can go extended periods of time without assistance from his "The Virgin Wehrmacht" THE PEOPLE'S CHAD comrades in the air A helmet that is synonymous with evil Doesn't even need a helmet, wears a Ushanka instead Thinks wars can be magically won with comically large tanks and other unreliable and expensive junk Isn't even "a----" anyway Physically superior to any supposed "a----" Understands the value of a war of attrition Doesn't even know what a war of attrition is Bad posture due to realization that the only way out of this pointless struggle is death or a gulag Wields the legendary PPSh-41 Needs to be constantly fed, has never struggled_ in their life before now Several packs of useless equipment Strength of years of hard, meaningful work Supplies will never come, needs to scavenge Can toss an enemy grenade back better than it was originally thrown Can ration for the benefit of comrades both on the field and back home An SMG that is barely useful Never walked before military Has all the ammo he will ever need already Wears only one pack of necessary equipment service Great posture, understands victory cannot be achieved without sacrifice, does not fear death Has to walk or use horses because of low army motorization Grey doesn't blend into jack s--- Has trains, but prefers to walk Uniform a decent color that can blend into something Jack-booted thug Walks like a Slavic giant Wears the boots of an army of workers Needs to always marc as if on parade
Can never function without air support Can go extended periods of time without assistance from his "The Virgin Wehrmacht" THE PEOPLE'S CHAD comrades in the air A helmet that is synonymous with evil Doesn't even need a helmet, wears a Ushanka instead Thinks wars can be magically won with comically large tanks and other unreliable and expensive junk Isn't even "a----" anyway Physically superior to any supposed "a----" Understands the value of a war of attrition Doesn't even know what a war of attrition is Bad posture due to realization that the only way out of this pointless struggle is death or a gulag Wields the legendary PPSh-41 Needs to be constantly fed, has never struggled_ in their life before now Several packs of useless equipment Strength of years of hard, meaningful work Supplies will never come, needs to scavenge Can toss an enemy grenade back better than it was originally thrown Can ration for the benefit of comrades both on the field and back home An SMG that is barely useful Never walked before military Has all the ammo he will ever need already Wears only one pack of necessary equipment service Great posture, understands victory cannot be achieved without sacrifice, does not fear death Has to walk or use horses because of low army motorization Grey doesn't blend into jack s--- Has trains, but prefers to walk Uniform a decent color that can blend into something Jack-booted thug Walks like a Slavic giant Wears the boots of an army of workers Needs to always marc as if on parade

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Cecil Turtle Master Race

Honest The Chad Turtle Run uses the greed of cheaters The Autistic Bunny wobblingg against them as a moral hero mary-sue only liked by shills Eyes fixed on the fourth wall in a desperate attempt at cheap humor Watchful eyes fixed on the race track resistant organic shell, impossible to be recreated by cheap imitators Throwing the weight of his upper body back like an unbalanced idiot No respects for authorities appeared in few episodes, still venerated by true Build for racing (Air resistance, son!) Needs disguises to outsmart predators fans of animation Ridiculous oversized lumpy feet Speaks slowly, in politness to stupid rabbits Respectful citizen and loving husband possible furbait anatomy Steps ordered in harmony to conserve energy Has not been funny for years Ties with the mafia Not fooled by disguises
Honest The Chad Turtle Run uses the greed of cheaters The Autistic Bunny wobblingg against them as a moral hero mary-sue only liked by shills Eyes fixed on the fourth wall in a desperate attempt at cheap humor Watchful eyes fixed on the race track resistant organic shell, impossible to be recreated by cheap imitators Throwing the weight of his upper body back like an unbalanced idiot No respects for authorities appeared in few episodes, still venerated by true Build for racing (Air resistance, son!) Needs disguises to outsmart predators fans of animation Ridiculous oversized lumpy feet Speaks slowly, in politness to stupid rabbits Respectful citizen and loving husband possible furbait anatomy Steps ordered in harmony to conserve energy Has not been funny for years Ties with the mafia Not fooled by disguises

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Virgin's Bizzare Walk

Stupid f------ hat/hair Doesn't know where to begin or end Hair has been firmly fastened to never react to wind or any laws of physiques The Virgintaro The Chadnareíf Will f--- a dolphin like a creep Neck posture awful due to years of getting his ass Eyes fixated on revenge, will save his friends later on if Avadol will get his ass kicked Could have killed Dio but decided not to His nephew has better hair than he does Perfect posture from working out daily and practicing fencing with his stand Stupid Emo Leather Trench Coat Most broken stand in the series and b-------- the fact he carn stop time and fly but never used it earlier to save kakyoin or not get seperated in dio's He creates his own tricks to kill pedophilic murderers, completly original Tries stealing his dad's tricks by hiding a magnet in his collar Strongest stand in the series, can defeat gold experience requiem but decided not to out of mourning. Will only stab things like a clean gentleman manor Copies Joeseph's part 2 triangle pattern headband in Disrespects women at every point, abandons his daughter in a prison, calls his mom a bitch and lives in a single mother household Will fight on after losing toes and a chunk of his leg to fight TWO vampires and then fight another one in a wheelchair like a true chad in espects women, cares about avenging his dead sister, got p---- as a 4 year old in egypt No sense of humor Sexy vest with cheap but fashionable pants and loafers that he doesn't really care about. Stand wears armor like a true knight Lost a fight to a f------ david bowie knockoff Thinks saying Yare Yare will make him look cool when it's a retarded catch phrase in shining armor for the ladie Speaks French and English like a cultured man Retardedly expensive pants that he spergs out Has a sophisticated stand base on french fencing, very stylish His stand punches things like a tard raging out wields pipes like a TWO SWORDS Has to use p--- mags as armor like a creep, will probably die in a prison like a bitch Short and brutal fights that are tactically sound and end with a spectacular counter attack Long strides for longly drawn out episodes
Stupid f------ hat/hair Doesn't know where to begin or end Hair has been firmly fastened to never react to wind or any laws of physiques The Virgintaro The Chadnareíf Will f--- a dolphin like a creep Neck posture awful due to years of getting his ass Eyes fixated on revenge, will save his friends later on if Avadol will get his ass kicked Could have killed Dio but decided not to His nephew has better hair than he does Perfect posture from working out daily and practicing fencing with his stand Stupid Emo Leather Trench Coat Most broken stand in the series and b-------- the fact he carn stop time and fly but never used it earlier to save kakyoin or not get seperated in dio's He creates his own tricks to kill pedophilic murderers, completly original Tries stealing his dad's tricks by hiding a magnet in his collar Strongest stand in the series, can defeat gold experience requiem but decided not to out of mourning. Will only stab things like a clean gentleman manor Copies Joeseph's part 2 triangle pattern headband in Disrespects women at every point, abandons his daughter in a prison, calls his mom a bitch and lives in a single mother household Will fight on after losing toes and a chunk of his leg to fight TWO vampires and then fight another one in a wheelchair like a true chad in espects women, cares about avenging his dead sister, got p---- as a 4 year old in egypt No sense of humor Sexy vest with cheap but fashionable pants and loafers that he doesn't really care about. Stand wears armor like a true knight Lost a fight to a f------ david bowie knockoff Thinks saying Yare Yare will make him look cool when it's a retarded catch phrase in shining armor for the ladie Speaks French and English like a cultured man Retardedly expensive pants that he spergs out Has a sophisticated stand base on french fencing, very stylish His stand punches things like a tard raging out wields pipes like a TWO SWORDS Has to use p--- mags as armor like a creep, will probably die in a prison like a bitch Short and brutal fights that are tactically sound and end with a spectacular counter attack Long strides for longly drawn out episodes

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Virgin Flanker vs. Chadliner

"The Virgin Flanker" The Chad-liner Voice chat always on, constantly screeches so no on can hear Crosshairs always pointed low, can't land headshots. Completely silent, too afraid to have his voice heard Always looks ahead confronting the enemy head on. - Skinny, malnourished, needs moblity to run away from Constantly gets 30+ solo kills, doesn't even try Large and muscular, kills everything he sees without needing to run, Plays flanker so that he can get solo kills to prove his worth people Plays on impossibly high sensitivity, uses exclusively his spare Xbox controller Buys deft hands because he misses too much Plays on low sensitivity to copy the pros. Has a 400$ Razer gaming mouse Buys bulldozer, but wins anyway Misses half his shots, gets killed in reversal constantly Underperforms on all levels of play Lands triple fireballs on average every 3 seconds Afraid asking for heals would make him look bad 15-0 on his placement matches, Elo is over 9000 Tries to duel. but always loses and dies. Healsluts love him never below 50% health Too afraid to get onto point, even during overtime Alw ays,captye s thie objective, will Always dies first in the team fight Builds a house on the point, always above 400 objective time Wins lv5's everytime, fighting him becomes a teamfight.
"The Virgin Flanker" The Chad-liner Voice chat always on, constantly screeches so no on can hear Crosshairs always pointed low, can't land headshots. Completely silent, too afraid to have his voice heard Always looks ahead confronting the enemy head on. - Skinny, malnourished, needs moblity to run away from Constantly gets 30+ solo kills, doesn't even try Large and muscular, kills everything he sees without needing to run, Plays flanker so that he can get solo kills to prove his worth people Plays on impossibly high sensitivity, uses exclusively his spare Xbox controller Buys deft hands because he misses too much Plays on low sensitivity to copy the pros. Has a 400$ Razer gaming mouse Buys bulldozer, but wins anyway Misses half his shots, gets killed in reversal constantly Underperforms on all levels of play Lands triple fireballs on average every 3 seconds Afraid asking for heals would make him look bad 15-0 on his placement matches, Elo is over 9000 Tries to duel. but always loses and dies. Healsluts love him never below 50% health Too afraid to get onto point, even during overtime Alw ays,captye s thie objective, will Always dies first in the team fight Builds a house on the point, always above 400 objective time Wins lv5's everytime, fighting him becomes a teamfight.

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Chadrospero

Protective hat for enormous brain Hair has been firmly fastened to never react to wind or any laws of physics Snack bar "The No.2 Virgin Been brain damaged for 12 years Il THE CHADROSPERO Hair parted over face because he's insecure about a scar Goggles that serve no purpose: a sad attempt at looking cool Tongue always out and ready to please the ladies Back slouched Tissues for masturbating Wears belt over shirt instead of trousers Weapon of choice candy pimp staff S----colored gloves (possibly actual s--- based on sewer pipe) Coat buttoned all the way 0 Weapon of choice dirty sewer pipe Wears nothing under coat Coat always unbuttoned Mandatory Bright neon colored clothing Candy powers to complete pimp image Doesn't take s--- from future-seeing man Bounty is an impressive 700 million Bonus: Clothing is all neutral coloured Bounty is a pathetic 602 milion Generic fire power to mimic his cooler brother Black, featureless boots Pimp shoes
Protective hat for enormous brain Hair has been firmly fastened to never react to wind or any laws of physics Snack bar "The No.2 Virgin Been brain damaged for 12 years Il THE CHADROSPERO Hair parted over face because he's insecure about a scar Goggles that serve no purpose: a sad attempt at looking cool Tongue always out and ready to please the ladies Back slouched Tissues for masturbating Wears belt over shirt instead of trousers Weapon of choice candy pimp staff S----colored gloves (possibly actual s--- based on sewer pipe) Coat buttoned all the way 0 Weapon of choice dirty sewer pipe Wears nothing under coat Coat always unbuttoned Mandatory Bright neon colored clothing Candy powers to complete pimp image Doesn't take s--- from future-seeing man Bounty is an impressive 700 million Bonus: Clothing is all neutral coloured Bounty is a pathetic 602 milion Generic fire power to mimic his cooler brother Black, featureless boots Pimp shoes

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Playmaker vs. Onizuka

Hair is geometric perfection, designed to positively influence draws "The Virgin Playmaker Hair is untamed and spiky, colored by spilled soda and failed attempts at styling THE CHAD ONIZUKA Eyebrows and hair take up varying colors in order to suit a varied regal appearance Puts monsters on the field without even looking at them, does not know the rules Spends ten minutes weighing every possible play, too anxious about Traps to actively use them Hacker", spends most of his time arguing on forums about the spelling of "Cyberse" Has never touched a computer in his entire life Meets a woman for the first time, stabs her half to death and feels sorry afterwards Full-body jumpsuit to obscure lack of muscles Runs beatdown decks; physically beats opponent after the duel Literal skull on chest used for intimidation and glam Can't talk to people unless it's about dueling and computers So buff that his pecs are breaking through his armor in a vain attempt to escape containment Constantly drawing cards, even on his opponent's turn Relies on "EFFECTS" and "REMOVAL" to win a duel Lists three specific reasons for each and every single action in his living wake Can't count to three Summons Link Monsters by taking 5 minutes to awkwardly blurt out each and every single part of the procedure Performs Link Summons by vibrating at an intensity high enough to launch cards from the Extra Deck onto the field Eats hot dogs for breakfast, metabolism failure ensured before 30 Loves the children, is loved by the children is intimidated by children Surpassed beyond the concept of "non-battle removal
Hair is geometric perfection, designed to positively influence draws "The Virgin Playmaker Hair is untamed and spiky, colored by spilled soda and failed attempts at styling THE CHAD ONIZUKA Eyebrows and hair take up varying colors in order to suit a varied regal appearance Puts monsters on the field without even looking at them, does not know the rules Spends ten minutes weighing every possible play, too anxious about Traps to actively use them Hacker", spends most of his time arguing on forums about the spelling of "Cyberse" Has never touched a computer in his entire life Meets a woman for the first time, stabs her half to death and feels sorry afterwards Full-body jumpsuit to obscure lack of muscles Runs beatdown decks; physically beats opponent after the duel Literal skull on chest used for intimidation and glam Can't talk to people unless it's about dueling and computers So buff that his pecs are breaking through his armor in a vain attempt to escape containment Constantly drawing cards, even on his opponent's turn Relies on "EFFECTS" and "REMOVAL" to win a duel Lists three specific reasons for each and every single action in his living wake Can't count to three Summons Link Monsters by taking 5 minutes to awkwardly blurt out each and every single part of the procedure Performs Link Summons by vibrating at an intensity high enough to launch cards from the Extra Deck onto the field Eats hot dogs for breakfast, metabolism failure ensured before 30 Loves the children, is loved by the children is intimidated by children Surpassed beyond the concept of "non-battle removal

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The Virgin Solid Snake vs. The Chad Gabriel Logan

The Virgin Solid Snake The Chad Gabriel Logan Resorts to stealth all the time like a p---- and only engages in combat when he f---- up Relies on the aid of an otaku and a f--- boy One-man army killing machine who only uses stealth when he needs to Commands his own counter-terrorist agency with highly trained and experienced operatives Fails to resist torture due to carpal tunnel syndrome Stealth skills aren't even on par with Destroyed a helicopter with a f------ assault rifle Cult following of chads that read Tom Clancy and Robert Ludlum novels Sam Fisher nor Garrett. Took down a helicopter with a stinger missile launcher with unnecessary backflips Large following of weeaboos who think anime like Evangelion are really "deep". Beat an international terrorist with a single gas grenade Nathan Drake and Max Payne can't even touch his body count Wields the glorious air taser Allowed his girl to marry a comic relief character like a cuck Heroically took a bullet for his girl Depends on endless considerations and pseudo-intellectual philosophizing Uses a s----- miniature robot that can't even properly eletrocute anyone Relies on his instincts, investigative knack, and good hunchwork. Doesn't smoke because winners don't use drugs Used like a pawn at Shadow Moses and Liquid Ocelot's plans to take down the patriots Survived through multiple explosions and disasters without a scratch Took down The Agency and exposed the Syphon Filter conspiracy without being used like a tool Heavy smoker who only quits at an old age
The Virgin Solid Snake The Chad Gabriel Logan Resorts to stealth all the time like a p---- and only engages in combat when he f---- up Relies on the aid of an otaku and a f--- boy One-man army killing machine who only uses stealth when he needs to Commands his own counter-terrorist agency with highly trained and experienced operatives Fails to resist torture due to carpal tunnel syndrome Stealth skills aren't even on par with Destroyed a helicopter with a f------ assault rifle Cult following of chads that read Tom Clancy and Robert Ludlum novels Sam Fisher nor Garrett. Took down a helicopter with a stinger missile launcher with unnecessary backflips Large following of weeaboos who think anime like Evangelion are really "deep". Beat an international terrorist with a single gas grenade Nathan Drake and Max Payne can't even touch his body count Wields the glorious air taser Allowed his girl to marry a comic relief character like a cuck Heroically took a bullet for his girl Depends on endless considerations and pseudo-intellectual philosophizing Uses a s----- miniature robot that can't even properly eletrocute anyone Relies on his instincts, investigative knack, and good hunchwork. Doesn't smoke because winners don't use drugs Used like a pawn at Shadow Moses and Liquid Ocelot's plans to take down the patriots Survived through multiple explosions and disasters without a scratch Took down The Agency and exposed the Syphon Filter conspiracy without being used like a tool Heavy smoker who only quits at an old age

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The Virgin Raider

"The Virgin Raider" THE CHAD NUKER uses no chair, only hovers mid-air in a sitting position afraid to use computer in public physically unable to raid unless people are watching raids servers out of rejection and anger gets banned within 2-3 minutes of joining a server raids every server imaginable at the same time sends dm to every girl he sees in a server messages are filled with ra ndom tries to spam by manually using ctrl-v nudes from every girl who witnesses him uses 100 bots a second uses grandma's hand-me-down wooden chair OUcH macboolk kevlar-coated military computer has bottles of soda all over desk no bottles of soda, survives from the tears of his victims hunches forward in chair leaves computer plugged in leaves mouse unplugged controls computer telepathically computer is charged from the friction of his constantly shaking fingers stops in the middle of raiding to eat and pee doesn't raid anime servers because he might like them never stops to eat or pee, uses the bathroom on nearby pedestrians has never seen anime in his life goes into voice chat and plays music through his iphone's speaker devs don't even dare to ban him clients crash in awe of his presence voice is filled with the Choir of Chad mods are dead before the bots even arrive
"The Virgin Raider" THE CHAD NUKER uses no chair, only hovers mid-air in a sitting position afraid to use computer in public physically unable to raid unless people are watching raids servers out of rejection and anger gets banned within 2-3 minutes of joining a server raids every server imaginable at the same time sends dm to every girl he sees in a server messages are filled with ra ndom tries to spam by manually using ctrl-v nudes from every girl who witnesses him uses 100 bots a second uses grandma's hand-me-down wooden chair OUcH macboolk kevlar-coated military computer has bottles of soda all over desk no bottles of soda, survives from the tears of his victims hunches forward in chair leaves computer plugged in leaves mouse unplugged controls computer telepathically computer is charged from the friction of his constantly shaking fingers stops in the middle of raiding to eat and pee doesn't raid anime servers because he might like them never stops to eat or pee, uses the bathroom on nearby pedestrians has never seen anime in his life goes into voice chat and plays music through his iphone's speaker devs don't even dare to ban him clients crash in awe of his presence voice is filled with the Choir of Chad mods are dead before the bots even arrive

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The Virgin Wageslave vs The Chad Agitator

The Virgin Wageslave THE CHAD AGITATOR No need for lpod, always singing pro-union work songs Not allowed to listen to music at work Never late for work Never Shows up earlier than 1 pm Breaks s--- just out of spite Gets paid even if when he stays home an entire week Gets paid late; Doesn't complain Works In constant anxiety that his supervisor might catch him doing something wrong Capitalists quake with fear that he might utter the word "STRIKE!" Friends with no one Too scared to Join a union would actually scab Has never been fired YES Tries too hard to fit in Was never given correct safety equipment; too beta to demand any constantly flirts with coworkers Has personally murdered a scab Has never dated a coworker Openly threatens his boss Always considers what's best for the company Dreams to be promoted so he can boss around others Actively refuses promotion In the central Comittee of 4 different unions Lives with his parents poor to move out , too $110K a year stacking boxes + Free vision and dental
The Virgin Wageslave THE CHAD AGITATOR No need for lpod, always singing pro-union work songs Not allowed to listen to music at work Never late for work Never Shows up earlier than 1 pm Breaks s--- just out of spite Gets paid even if when he stays home an entire week Gets paid late; Doesn't complain Works In constant anxiety that his supervisor might catch him doing something wrong Capitalists quake with fear that he might utter the word "STRIKE!" Friends with no one Too scared to Join a union would actually scab Has never been fired YES Tries too hard to fit in Was never given correct safety equipment; too beta to demand any constantly flirts with coworkers Has personally murdered a scab Has never dated a coworker Openly threatens his boss Always considers what's best for the company Dreams to be promoted so he can boss around others Actively refuses promotion In the central Comittee of 4 different unions Lives with his parents poor to move out , too $110K a year stacking boxes + Free vision and dental

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The Virgin Snake v The Chad Ocelot

"The Virain Snake" "The Chad Ocelot" long unkept hair cucked by the government cucked the government plays 4D chess with alliances lost an eye to save a woman wh o cucked him strong jaw and cheekbones grows a beard to hide weak jawline can use gestures effectively unshaven, shabby l clean, shaven hair only facial hair grown is a fashionable moustahce cant let go of the past can only beat women and old men in fights stiff, frigid body and soul carries stylish revolvers sensible, fashionable gloves to properly moisten p---- only sexual contact is with a russian man who grabbed his d--- straps around groin to avoid accidents uses loud weapons to scare the enemy fingerless glove meter-100% trendy belt and jacke sterile only kids are forcibly eloned from incredibly skilled with revolvers im is commanded by omeone who cucks him uses silent weaponry to avoid killin taunts his prisoners with 3 guns at once plays both sides like damn fiddles useless pouches' c--- is unbound by straps dresses to blend in with others cucks the woman who cucked snake weird leg strap
"The Virain Snake" "The Chad Ocelot" long unkept hair cucked by the government cucked the government plays 4D chess with alliances lost an eye to save a woman wh o cucked him strong jaw and cheekbones grows a beard to hide weak jawline can use gestures effectively unshaven, shabby l clean, shaven hair only facial hair grown is a fashionable moustahce cant let go of the past can only beat women and old men in fights stiff, frigid body and soul carries stylish revolvers sensible, fashionable gloves to properly moisten p---- only sexual contact is with a russian man who grabbed his d--- straps around groin to avoid accidents uses loud weapons to scare the enemy fingerless glove meter-100% trendy belt and jacke sterile only kids are forcibly eloned from incredibly skilled with revolvers im is commanded by omeone who cucks him uses silent weaponry to avoid killin taunts his prisoners with 3 guns at once plays both sides like damn fiddles useless pouches' c--- is unbound by straps dresses to blend in with others cucks the woman who cucked snake weird leg strap

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Skaven vs Lizardmen

The strongest race in all of lustria Lives in absolute filth thousands of rats starve to death on a daily basis Protected by magical auras and barriers from their slann masters Lives in impenatrable GLORIOUS Temple cities Sacrifices thousands of rats to win every battle Worships a fake chaos god Glorious ancient weapons hand crafted to the specifications of ACTUAL GODS One Saurus can kill thousands of skaven in his lifetime ollows a divine mandate from ancient gods to destroy all aos from the world Individually weak, none of them are strong except very rare lords as ábsolutely slaughtered and driven out of lustria by a GOD
The strongest race in all of lustria Lives in absolute filth thousands of rats starve to death on a daily basis Protected by magical auras and barriers from their slann masters Lives in impenatrable GLORIOUS Temple cities Sacrifices thousands of rats to win every battle Worships a fake chaos god Glorious ancient weapons hand crafted to the specifications of ACTUAL GODS One Saurus can kill thousands of skaven in his lifetime ollows a divine mandate from ancient gods to destroy all aos from the world Individually weak, none of them are strong except very rare lords as ábsolutely slaughtered and driven out of lustria by a GOD

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The Virgin Changeling vs The Chad Dragonlord by ChargingTurtle

"The Virgin Ruler of the Changelings' THE CHAD DRAGONLORD Antlers so big that Luna couldn't even put him the heart of courage on leaking spaghetti everywhere Her father is proud of her Lots of weird colors aesthetically unpleasant She ate Twilight's castle and almost killed a trumpetist, no f---- given Badass wings that strike fear into the hearts of her enemies His own mother hates him The proof of his worth is some gay heart jewel The proof of her greatness is a badass scepter Pretty fairy wings that intimidate no one When he has to fight he shapeshifts into something else because he can't do anything in his real form All dragons come istantly when she calls them Can throw boulders as big as her oo beta to gain respect Adorable tsundere attitude, pure waifu material Takes s--- from no one, not even her subjects from his subjects Can't stop acting like a f----- Even his own brother doesn't give a s--- Eats gems which are strong and beautiful just like her Eats love, how gay is that She became dragonlord from facing a dangerous challenge He got a position o power because reasons
"The Virgin Ruler of the Changelings' THE CHAD DRAGONLORD Antlers so big that Luna couldn't even put him the heart of courage on leaking spaghetti everywhere Her father is proud of her Lots of weird colors aesthetically unpleasant She ate Twilight's castle and almost killed a trumpetist, no f---- given Badass wings that strike fear into the hearts of her enemies His own mother hates him The proof of his worth is some gay heart jewel The proof of her greatness is a badass scepter Pretty fairy wings that intimidate no one When he has to fight he shapeshifts into something else because he can't do anything in his real form All dragons come istantly when she calls them Can throw boulders as big as her oo beta to gain respect Adorable tsundere attitude, pure waifu material Takes s--- from no one, not even her subjects from his subjects Can't stop acting like a f----- Even his own brother doesn't give a s--- Eats gems which are strong and beautiful just like her Eats love, how gay is that She became dragonlord from facing a dangerous challenge He got a position o power because reasons

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Trent Reznor vs Tront Reznor

"The Trent Walk" Stringy hair, parted down the middle. No product, no care. THE TRONT STRIDE Hair is a perfectly groomed and no longer a stringy mess. buzzed look Will maintain eve contact with vo for an excessive amount of time Makes great music but too much of a perfectionist, takes a ton of time and prone to costant writers block. Head is on a String Doesn't live in the past Time keeps marching on Eves are almost like a hawk. Needs validation from others whenever and wherever he can get t from. Talks s---, never backs down unlike everyone else, he nef because his statements are grounded in fact, will escalate it Only death of opposing party will make him pause. sle Nlike his contemporaries. Lifts with his Academy Award. Thinks its cool to smash synths on stage. What has that synth ever done to you, huh Trent? Smoked crack cocaine and so does he. Has three dogs. fosters out abandoned track dogs Arms are constantly in flip flop flip flop Stutters and stammers in interviews. fidgets and cannot maintain eve contact with anyone for too long Has a dog. she commits suicide understands the value of family. Keeps his wite pregnant for nearly 3 straight months Doesn't lift Makes music he wants to make, doesn't give a s--- what people want him to do. Will make a three hour instumental album because f--- vou, he wants to do it. Says stupid things like "Tll be dead before 40" to get attention. Rents out the Tate murder home, then proceeds to cry when Sharon Tate's sister confronts him Doesn't look for validation from anvone. Treats Synths with the respect they deserve Uses drugs and alcohol to numb whatever troubleshim. Thinks these are good tools for creativitv Clean and sober. drugs and drink are for beta f---- who can't deal with their problems constructivelv Dumped his dweeb friend 'Brian' Unironically uses candles to come off as spooky and mysterious. Thinks it's okay to f--- crazy girls like Kennedy, Courtney Love, Tori Amos and Richard Patrick Mountain biking thighs and ass Trusts someone else to make music with Makes his music alone, no one challenge:s him S--- talks others, backs down when his target calls him out. o self respect Makes friends with dweebs named Brian' Too chickenshit to ask Aayliah to collaborate. Embraces his height Signs onto a record label noted for only having tv commericial jingles as their soufce of revenue Thought Starfuckers inc was a clever song Insecure about his height, wears heavy platform jackboots
"The Trent Walk" Stringy hair, parted down the middle. No product, no care. THE TRONT STRIDE Hair is a perfectly groomed and no longer a stringy mess. buzzed look Will maintain eve contact with vo for an excessive amount of time Makes great music but too much of a perfectionist, takes a ton of time and prone to costant writers block. Head is on a String Doesn't live in the past Time keeps marching on Eves are almost like a hawk. Needs validation from others whenever and wherever he can get t from. Talks s---, never backs down unlike everyone else, he nef because his statements are grounded in fact, will escalate it Only death of opposing party will make him pause. sle Nlike his contemporaries. Lifts with his Academy Award. Thinks its cool to smash synths on stage. What has that synth ever done to you, huh Trent? Smoked crack cocaine and so does he. Has three dogs. fosters out abandoned track dogs Arms are constantly in flip flop flip flop Stutters and stammers in interviews. fidgets and cannot maintain eve contact with anyone for too long Has a dog. she commits suicide understands the value of family. Keeps his wite pregnant for nearly 3 straight months Doesn't lift Makes music he wants to make, doesn't give a s--- what people want him to do. Will make a three hour instumental album because f--- vou, he wants to do it. Says stupid things like "Tll be dead before 40" to get attention. Rents out the Tate murder home, then proceeds to cry when Sharon Tate's sister confronts him Doesn't look for validation from anvone. Treats Synths with the respect they deserve Uses drugs and alcohol to numb whatever troubleshim. Thinks these are good tools for creativitv Clean and sober. drugs and drink are for beta f---- who can't deal with their problems constructivelv Dumped his dweeb friend 'Brian' Unironically uses candles to come off as spooky and mysterious. Thinks it's okay to f--- crazy girls like Kennedy, Courtney Love, Tori Amos and Richard Patrick Mountain biking thighs and ass Trusts someone else to make music with Makes his music alone, no one challenge:s him S--- talks others, backs down when his target calls him out. o self respect Makes friends with dweebs named Brian' Too chickenshit to ask Aayliah to collaborate. Embraces his height Signs onto a record label noted for only having tv commericial jingles as their soufce of revenue Thought Starfuckers inc was a clever song Insecure about his height, wears heavy platform jackboots

Virgin vs. Chad
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Virgin Mercy, Chad Medic

The virgin healslut The chad doctor only reason anybody cares about her is because they wanna f--- only as good as her team powerful male bond with teammates the only reason you're winning heals because nobody else will weak, passive stance broad, confident stance heals because they can't play anyone else has the offensive capability of a wet fart probably still has a medical license hippocratic oath is just a suggestion lost his medical license, heals anyway has a s----- pistol 10/10 fashion sense inelegant robot outfit limp-wristed shove for a melee has a f------ crossbow accidentally turned someone undead feels bad about it people complain because they want a different healer gives so few s---- that he leaves a bird inside someone people complain when he isn't there powerful chad face needs resurrection because she can't keep people alive surfs off explosions to escape danger can literally become the ubermensch needs wings to get anywhere "i need healing" "MEDIC! saws people to death regularly
The virgin healslut The chad doctor only reason anybody cares about her is because they wanna f--- only as good as her team powerful male bond with teammates the only reason you're winning heals because nobody else will weak, passive stance broad, confident stance heals because they can't play anyone else has the offensive capability of a wet fart probably still has a medical license hippocratic oath is just a suggestion lost his medical license, heals anyway has a s----- pistol 10/10 fashion sense inelegant robot outfit limp-wristed shove for a melee has a f------ crossbow accidentally turned someone undead feels bad about it people complain because they want a different healer gives so few s---- that he leaves a bird inside someone people complain when he isn't there powerful chad face needs resurrection because she can't keep people alive surfs off explosions to escape danger can literally become the ubermensch needs wings to get anywhere "i need healing" "MEDIC! saws people to death regularly

Virgin vs. Chad
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I put more effort into this outdated meme than Netflix put into Death Note's writing by _watsu

AGAMI RAlto Coldblooded m----------- LIGHT TURNER Angsty teenager Genuinely believes Nerd that gets bullied in school Super genius high schooler ^ Feels remorse he's a god Searches Wikipedia to find a cool alias Tests the properties of the note through experimentation Media gives him the name Has to be told how to use the note of killer out of fear of his punishment Uses the note to get back at a bully Couldn't wrestle his way out of a wet paper bag Uses the note to further humanity Japanese national tennis champion, quits to study Reads the note in the open in the middle of gym class Manages to keep the note hidden even when the police installs a dozen Cameras in his room Infiltrates the highest echelons of the Japanese police to have access to criminals Opens a website to try to get more targets Surname is Turner like the kid from Fairly Oddparents Attracts females to the point they'll sacrifice half of their lifespan just to know his name Surname in revesre is I AM GHY because hes not insecure about his sexuality Has a pathetic crush on some random girl
AGAMI RAlto Coldblooded m----------- LIGHT TURNER Angsty teenager Genuinely believes Nerd that gets bullied in school Super genius high schooler ^ Feels remorse he's a god Searches Wikipedia to find a cool alias Tests the properties of the note through experimentation Media gives him the name Has to be told how to use the note of killer out of fear of his punishment Uses the note to get back at a bully Couldn't wrestle his way out of a wet paper bag Uses the note to further humanity Japanese national tennis champion, quits to study Reads the note in the open in the middle of gym class Manages to keep the note hidden even when the police installs a dozen Cameras in his room Infiltrates the highest echelons of the Japanese police to have access to criminals Opens a website to try to get more targets Surname is Turner like the kid from Fairly Oddparents Attracts females to the point they'll sacrifice half of their lifespan just to know his name Surname in revesre is I AM GHY because hes not insecure about his sexuality Has a pathetic crush on some random girl

Virgin vs. Chad
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Its form cannot be comprehended

"The Virgin THE CHAD referring to it as a "god" is a laughable understatement all are inherently aware of it to some extent exists mistakable for nothing on the threshold of existence highest degree of complexity exists exists to a terrifying extent Bonus: not possible to properly represent in a 2d image there is no bonus MANDATORY: IS not even sentient infinite forms difficult to notice experiences and feels on a level unable to be described as simplistic as is possible Bonus: Bonus: Bonus: Bon exists almost entirely uncommited to any form loathsome
"The Virgin THE CHAD referring to it as a "god" is a laughable understatement all are inherently aware of it to some extent exists mistakable for nothing on the threshold of existence highest degree of complexity exists exists to a terrifying extent Bonus: not possible to properly represent in a 2d image there is no bonus MANDATORY: IS not even sentient infinite forms difficult to notice experiences and feels on a level unable to be described as simplistic as is possible Bonus: Bonus: Bonus: Bon exists almost entirely uncommited to any form loathsome

Virgin vs. Chad
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McDonald's

The Virgin Fry Cook Chad the manager Doesn't really needs the money His dad is the owner of the franchise Has to lunch at McDonald's everyday and his meal is discounted from his check Works to pay college Wears a fancy-looking uniform Get along with customers $9 per hour His face was greasy before he got the job Employee of the monthlyearldecade Burned his d--- with a McChicken three times this week His job is to supervise virgins to not steal the bugers oir have sex with them Wears a dumb uniform Lunches at McDonald's everyday and his meal is discounted from the virgin's check
The Virgin Fry Cook Chad the manager Doesn't really needs the money His dad is the owner of the franchise Has to lunch at McDonald's everyday and his meal is discounted from his check Works to pay college Wears a fancy-looking uniform Get along with customers $9 per hour His face was greasy before he got the job Employee of the monthlyearldecade Burned his d--- with a McChicken three times this week His job is to supervise virgins to not steal the bugers oir have sex with them Wears a dumb uniform Lunches at McDonald's everyday and his meal is discounted from the virgin's check

Virgin vs. Chad
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