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Hair is geometric perfection, designed to positively influence draws "The Virgin Playmaker Hair is untamed and spiky, colored by spilled soda and failed attempts at styling THE CHAD ONIZUKA Eyebrows and hair take up varying colors in order to suit a varied regal appearance Puts monsters on the field without even looking at them, does not know the rules Spends ten minutes weighing every possible play, too anxious about Traps to actively use them Hacker", spends most of his time arguing on forums about the spelling of "Cyberse" Has never touched a computer in his entire life Meets a woman for the first time, stabs her half to death and feels sorry afterwards Full-body jumpsuit to obscure lack of muscles Runs beatdown decks; physically beats opponent after the duel Literal skull on chest used for intimidation and glam Can't talk to people unless it's about dueling and computers So buff that his pecs are breaking through his armor in a vain attempt to escape containment Constantly drawing cards, even on his opponent's turn Relies on "EFFECTS" and "REMOVAL" to win a duel Lists three specific reasons for each and every single action in his living wake Can't count to three Summons Link Monsters by taking 5 minutes to awkwardly blurt out each and every single part of the procedure Performs Link Summons by vibrating at an intensity high enough to launch cards from the Extra Deck onto the field Eats hot dogs for breakfast, metabolism failure ensured before 30 Loves the children, is loved by the children is intimidated by children Surpassed beyond the concept of "non-battle removal

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Playmaker vs. Onizuka


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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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Virgin vs. Chad

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