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The Virgin Wageslave THE CHAD AGITATOR No need for lpod, always singing pro-union work songs Not allowed to listen to music at work Never late for work Never Shows up earlier than 1 pm Breaks s--- just out of spite Gets paid even if when he stays home an entire week Gets paid late; Doesn't complain Works In constant anxiety that his supervisor might catch him doing something wrong Capitalists quake with fear that he might utter the word "STRIKE!" Friends with no one Too scared to Join a union would actually scab Has never been fired YES Tries too hard to fit in Was never given correct safety equipment; too beta to demand any constantly flirts with coworkers Has personally murdered a scab Has never dated a coworker Openly threatens his boss Always considers what's best for the company Dreams to be promoted so he can boss around others Actively refuses promotion In the central Comittee of 4 different unions Lives with his parents poor to move out , too $110K a year stacking boxes + Free vision and dental

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The Virgin Wageslave vs The Chad Agitator


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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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