Virgin vs. Chad - Images
Democratically Elected Official vs Absolute Monarch
![virgin democratically elected official Absolute monarch chad isnt obsessed with money, yet his personal wealth too much to count .old and senile . does exactly what his opens borders to get more voters masters tell him to do while pretending to be democratic . publicly executes traitors and embezzlers im in charge here do you feel in charge? . doesnt give a f--- constantly worried about ratings from the plebs during elections what others think always expanding the government and wasting tax$ for his promotes unity and tradition against degeneracy and corruption overlords bought and sold like a cheap w---- personal head of the army declares war based orn a lie or no reason state and church chosen by god himself listens to no man directly works with values his loyal traitors/ (lobbyists) so subjects he can get paid has no regards for history or future as long as he gets paid . looks out for the his people love him and will make statues decolonizes the world nations' future and ensures his son is fit to lead to remember him because he is ashamed and weak knows his day will come because democracy is unnatural and only the result of war. .only desired by nobody will ultimate aesthetics, fasion and tastes remember him when he dies from brain cancer large family with lasted many millenia beautiful wife eats well done steak . does what is best for because it is natural has nobles to do his work for him with ketchup the country and no one else ugly interns gets country into massive debt](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/478/392/a41.jpg)
![virgin democratically elected official Absolute monarch chad isnt obsessed with money, yet his personal wealth too much to count .old and senile . does exactly what his opens borders to get more voters masters tell him to do while pretending to be democratic . publicly executes traitors and embezzlers im in charge here do you feel in charge? . doesnt give a f--- constantly worried about ratings from the plebs during elections what others think always expanding the government and wasting tax$ for his promotes unity and tradition against degeneracy and corruption overlords bought and sold like a cheap w---- personal head of the army declares war based orn a lie or no reason state and church chosen by god himself listens to no man directly works with values his loyal traitors/ (lobbyists) so subjects he can get paid has no regards for history or future as long as he gets paid . looks out for the his people love him and will make statues decolonizes the world nations' future and ensures his son is fit to lead to remember him because he is ashamed and weak knows his day will come because democracy is unnatural and only the result of war. .only desired by nobody will ultimate aesthetics, fasion and tastes remember him when he dies from brain cancer large family with lasted many millenia beautiful wife eats well done steak . does what is best for because it is natural has nobles to do his work for him with ketchup the country and no one else ugly interns gets country into massive debt](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/478/392/a41.jpg)
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The Virgin Reploid vs. The Chad Robot Master
![Glorious S-class Maverick Hunter Badas s android Dirty Maverick Reeeesistance Looks like an edgy teenager with a light saber No built-in weapon, had to pick up a deadman's gun Plasma cannon built into his arm Thinning locks, probably haven't washed in a hundred year ong, glorious blond hair Can only attract a child Women fall for him Couldn't survive a crash landing from orbit Survived a crash Tanding from orbit Just woken up n his first appearance First appeared to save his friend and demonstrate superiority Has to kick the ground to Rocket built into his leg for dashing dash](/assets/image-covers/spoiler.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Diamond Virgin vs The Crimson Chad (Skullgirls)
![Natural hair with no need for silly dye The Diamond Virgin" Relies on a stupid beanie hat with arms to fight. THE CRIMSON CHAD Strong and capable warrior who murders people with blood and her own skeleton Thinks the Medici are a heroic a f------ clown rganisation and that Vitale dindu Sits tne Elgynispipahysique that Keeps makeup minimal yet maximises her beauty Garish makeup clashes with obnoxious hair dye Never questions why the . Sensible outfit to emphasise figure Black Dahlia herself is teaching her how to use weaponsS Seductive and sultry singing voice that would make Sade collapse in awe Doesn't give a s--- about the Medici or any of the plebs Voice lke a Puny 32D cereal bowls Ugly clown suit i suited for circus People she hasn't killed are only still alive because she finds their pushed up by her dress Tattoo s Treated as pure by her thirsty thot apologists despite murdering a Feral to please Vitale to make up No need for sleeves Blessed by Tawaret with for her thottishness stunners Has a PhD in thot slaying Weak bones fronm relying on Vice Versa from centuries of drinking Lives in luxurious palace with two Feral servants who are equally capable in combat Detachable sleeves Lego bricks Very good bones Delicious brown Out of shape from too many circus peanuts Wants to destroy the Divine Trinity Constantly flashing panties out and become the supreme ruler of all Only flashes panties to those few mortals Wants to bed her adoptive father who is just u footsoldier for the ma her as a Probably spray tanned Worked her way up to achieve fame in the music industry Kills Cerebella and is still loved by fanbase of patrician intellectuals Never catching Stole Beatrix's place as on to whether top star just for having Men, women and Parasites all want her Always boob-bullying Feng Feng has a igger t--- and a hat or not that punches people Advocates for fair treatment of Parasites and their hosts in Canopian society Wants to bed Samson like a proper Theon Circus performer so she lives in a smelly van/ trailer Wears goofy Dio-esque Was going to use the Skull Heart to claim more the Great banana shoes Mmm. Victory looks good on mel Definitely horny on main power and take on for Round Two Suitable footwear for stepping on her No need for skulls because she has Sekhmet romance and fallen foes a plate of linguini on the side Edgy skulls Only de best fer Vitalleee abloo bloo bloo Running a fabulous love Samson and Leviathan whilst around Filia and Squigly for the lulz](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/476/703/53e.jpg)
![Natural hair with no need for silly dye The Diamond Virgin" Relies on a stupid beanie hat with arms to fight. THE CRIMSON CHAD Strong and capable warrior who murders people with blood and her own skeleton Thinks the Medici are a heroic a f------ clown rganisation and that Vitale dindu Sits tne Elgynispipahysique that Keeps makeup minimal yet maximises her beauty Garish makeup clashes with obnoxious hair dye Never questions why the . Sensible outfit to emphasise figure Black Dahlia herself is teaching her how to use weaponsS Seductive and sultry singing voice that would make Sade collapse in awe Doesn't give a s--- about the Medici or any of the plebs Voice lke a Puny 32D cereal bowls Ugly clown suit i suited for circus People she hasn't killed are only still alive because she finds their pushed up by her dress Tattoo s Treated as pure by her thirsty thot apologists despite murdering a Feral to please Vitale to make up No need for sleeves Blessed by Tawaret with for her thottishness stunners Has a PhD in thot slaying Weak bones fronm relying on Vice Versa from centuries of drinking Lives in luxurious palace with two Feral servants who are equally capable in combat Detachable sleeves Lego bricks Very good bones Delicious brown Out of shape from too many circus peanuts Wants to destroy the Divine Trinity Constantly flashing panties out and become the supreme ruler of all Only flashes panties to those few mortals Wants to bed her adoptive father who is just u footsoldier for the ma her as a Probably spray tanned Worked her way up to achieve fame in the music industry Kills Cerebella and is still loved by fanbase of patrician intellectuals Never catching Stole Beatrix's place as on to whether top star just for having Men, women and Parasites all want her Always boob-bullying Feng Feng has a igger t--- and a hat or not that punches people Advocates for fair treatment of Parasites and their hosts in Canopian society Wants to bed Samson like a proper Theon Circus performer so she lives in a smelly van/ trailer Wears goofy Dio-esque Was going to use the Skull Heart to claim more the Great banana shoes Mmm. Victory looks good on mel Definitely horny on main power and take on for Round Two Suitable footwear for stepping on her No need for skulls because she has Sekhmet romance and fallen foes a plate of linguini on the side Edgy skulls Only de best fer Vitalleee abloo bloo bloo Running a fabulous love Samson and Leviathan whilst around Filia and Squigly for the lulz](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/476/703/53e.jpg)
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Virgin Theft Auto vs Chads Row
![Virgin Theft Auto Chads Row Weapons include a giant dildo, a dubstep cannon, and even a car with a cannon that lauches beople. No memorable weapons. Only true chads play this game. Middle schoolers play this game to try to be "cool". The story of the games try to be serious, but come off not memorable and often forgotten. People mostly play the game for chaos rather than the missions. The story embraces it's crazyness around the third game in the series. People may play it for the chaos, but the missions are even more chaotic and badass. Side missions are pretty boring. The game has a Japanese game show as a side mission and a side mission that's a horde mode where you can drive a ucking tank.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/476/484/bde.png)
![Virgin Theft Auto Chads Row Weapons include a giant dildo, a dubstep cannon, and even a car with a cannon that lauches beople. No memorable weapons. Only true chads play this game. Middle schoolers play this game to try to be "cool". The story of the games try to be serious, but come off not memorable and often forgotten. People mostly play the game for chaos rather than the missions. The story embraces it's crazyness around the third game in the series. People may play it for the chaos, but the missions are even more chaotic and badass. Side missions are pretty boring. The game has a Japanese game show as a side mission and a side mission that's a horde mode where you can drive a ucking tank.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/476/484/bde.png)
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The Virgin Tame Impala v. THE CHAD KING GIZZARD
![found it on discord](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/474/335/96d.png)
![found it on discord](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/474/335/96d.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Tom and Jerry did it before it was cool
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The Virgin Dodge vs Chad Block
![the virgin dodge The Chad Block shows both strength and finesse style over substance and utility great amount of effort done for a minuscule outcome can only dodge, usually too weak to get a good block can also dodge due to good reflex training takes challenging can mitigate, nullify, and eough effort for a even return damage dealt good tiebreaker move becomes braindead too easy after constant use constantly needs to take a flip for every move only needs to ready your stance in any given situaiton allows user to perform many other moves to connect after blocking reward you with only dodge time or bonus Takes hits like paper dissolve:s eats damage like a delicious breakfast amage at best uses both agility, dexterity, and resiliençe relying too much on agility requires a good amount of setup just to engage: can't utilize potential doesn't require too much setup; only a reliable tank item understanding per- frame movement and good timing multitude teamfight utility that's always welcome by the playerbase thout stealth or lack teamfight utility outside of high stable DPS on](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/473/310/380.jpg)
![the virgin dodge The Chad Block shows both strength and finesse style over substance and utility great amount of effort done for a minuscule outcome can only dodge, usually too weak to get a good block can also dodge due to good reflex training takes challenging can mitigate, nullify, and eough effort for a even return damage dealt good tiebreaker move becomes braindead too easy after constant use constantly needs to take a flip for every move only needs to ready your stance in any given situaiton allows user to perform many other moves to connect after blocking reward you with only dodge time or bonus Takes hits like paper dissolve:s eats damage like a delicious breakfast amage at best uses both agility, dexterity, and resiliençe relying too much on agility requires a good amount of setup just to engage: can't utilize potential doesn't require too much setup; only a reliable tank item understanding per- frame movement and good timing multitude teamfight utility that's always welcome by the playerbase thout stealth or lack teamfight utility outside of high stable DPS on](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/473/310/380.jpg)
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Virginir Putin vs Chad Stalin
![Virginir Putin Chad Stalin Conquered several countries under the Soviet Union Needed a step-up as a KGB agent Tries to take sloppy seconds left over from fallen Soviet Union Worked his way from a shoemaker to the leader of Russia Goes out shirtless (Insecure about his lack of manhood) Made a name for himself in history Bans memes mocking him as a gay clown Sends people to thee Gulag for mocking him Fought against a d------ despot Relies on a d------ despot to ruin his most hated country Will never stop living in Stalin's shadow Kept a stalemate with his most hated country Can grow a mustache ( The true symbol of manhood)](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/471/860/063.png)
![Virginir Putin Chad Stalin Conquered several countries under the Soviet Union Needed a step-up as a KGB agent Tries to take sloppy seconds left over from fallen Soviet Union Worked his way from a shoemaker to the leader of Russia Goes out shirtless (Insecure about his lack of manhood) Made a name for himself in history Bans memes mocking him as a gay clown Sends people to thee Gulag for mocking him Fought against a d------ despot Relies on a d------ despot to ruin his most hated country Will never stop living in Stalin's shadow Kept a stalemate with his most hated country Can grow a mustache ( The true symbol of manhood)](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/471/860/063.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
I have no good explanation for this by art_miguelito
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Quick! Hide the kids!
![Chad Shad Shad](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/470/893/af8.jpg)
![Chad Shad Shad](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/470/893/af8.jpg)
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The Virgin Tuunbaq vs the Chad Blanky
![The Virgin Tuunbaq The Chad Blanky A f------ manbearpig Cool title - Icemaster Doesn't have a title that demands respect Ruggedly good looks Runs around naked, but doesn't even have anything to show off to the ladies (and Hickey) Cozy sweater, /fa/even in the Arctic Can't even get an Esqui girl to notice him, she gets hot for a Goodbrit Millions of women around the world mourn his death Strong will to live, but willing to give up his life to save others Pointless existance, dies like a bitch As intelligent as a human, but still just sneaks up on people to eat them Outsmarts a supernatural being using nothing but his good upper body strength and wits Wraps forks around him with rope to make eating him all the harder Eats a man covered in sharp objects dies later Can't even outrun a man with one leg Respected by everyone he meets Captain is his biggest bro No one likes him, has no bros Loses his leg, doesn't even give a f--- Can't indimidate a dying marn Laughs when he sees manbearpig, has no fear of death Has never had a man's drink in his Uses wooden leg to drink booze out of life, only drinks water](/assets/image-covers/spoiler.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Kirito still isn't the ACTUAL Black Swordsman
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Virgin vs. Chad
Backstreet Virgins vs. THE CHAD PSY
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Chads Powerwolf and Ghost BC
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Virgin Ploopy v Chad Bubby
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The Virgin Fine Artist vs. THE CHAD ILLUSTRATOR
![The Virgin Fine Artist The Chad lllustrator knows art/design history as well as theory knows more art history than art theory can't work because of "lack of inspiration" always in the zone, always grinding away humble and approachable aloof and unaproachable has to explain his work to people cigarettes & cheap wine thinks conceptually rather than visually work speaks for itself only one style diet & exercise ungroomed & unwashed thinks visually as well as conceptually clean & well groomed a single gallery show a year, if lucky thinks commisioned work is "selling out" masters many styles and mediums, adapts easily after client values his clients and his clients value him "you just don't get it" makes a living doing art needs a day job to fund his projects open to constructive criticism has to take drugs to "get in the zone" gets inspiration from everything around him, both art and life itself gets all the hottest hipster-Stacys due to his humongous portfolio only hangs out with art school buddies entrepreneurial spirit and time manager](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/470/409/bd6.jpg)
![The Virgin Fine Artist The Chad lllustrator knows art/design history as well as theory knows more art history than art theory can't work because of "lack of inspiration" always in the zone, always grinding away humble and approachable aloof and unaproachable has to explain his work to people cigarettes & cheap wine thinks conceptually rather than visually work speaks for itself only one style diet & exercise ungroomed & unwashed thinks visually as well as conceptually clean & well groomed a single gallery show a year, if lucky thinks commisioned work is "selling out" masters many styles and mediums, adapts easily after client values his clients and his clients value him "you just don't get it" makes a living doing art needs a day job to fund his projects open to constructive criticism has to take drugs to "get in the zone" gets inspiration from everything around him, both art and life itself gets all the hottest hipster-Stacys due to his humongous portfolio only hangs out with art school buddies entrepreneurial spirit and time manager](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/470/409/bd6.jpg)
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