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Virgin vs. Chad - the virgin modern scifi character vs the chad retro scifi character

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THE VIRGIN MODERN SCIFI CHARACTER lame helmet with toned visor his aliens are still humans in wierd colors but theres now badly written excuses to explain it randomly angled armourplating represents a nation. only uses lasers like half the time. mostly just uses normal guns doesnt directly power everything with tiny nuclear reactors has never f----- an alien boring realistic backpack with lifesupport and survivalgear drab colorsheme. mostly gray, black, white or military colors understands the dangers of nuclear radiation Utilitybelt and pockets represents a pessimistic future and the military industrial complex The chad retro scifi character actually it would take years to travel space even with lightspeed. engines" big glass helmet so aliens can admire his perfect jawline Evertyhing he has is powered by nuclear fusion. even his microwave. holds his deathray sideways because he knows how cool it is has never seen a single article of clothing with a pocket in his entire life has f----- every alien- imaginable on his adventures ,,I made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs." keeps finding aliens that are just humans in wierd colors. never questions it what the f--- is an oxygen tank? he has a jetpack! represents all of humanity stands for an optimistic future has a fun robot friend who looks like a childs toy Skintight colorful spacesuit Thigh high boots the dangers of radiation? never heard of it.

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Jellopy

Sep 22, 2023 at 08:55AM EDT

Ermmm, the glass bubble is obviously the oxygen tank. Duh!

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Mass Effect
- helmet with see-through visor
- only one alien species is a "weird colored human" (Quarians don't count! Canon looks are dogshit! Original concept art rulez!"
- rounded armor
- represents humanity
- everything is powered by fusion and space magic
- fucks aliens
- no backpack
- armor of any color you like
- no pockets
- has a fun robot friend that looks like a sex doll