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THE VIRGIN MODERN SCIFI CHARACTER lame helmet with toned visor his aliens are still humans in wierd colors but theres now badly written excuses to explain it randomly angled armourplating represents a nation. only uses lasers like half the time. mostly just uses normal guns doesnt directly power everything with tiny nuclear reactors has never f----- an alien boring realistic backpack with lifesupport and survivalgear drab colorsheme. mostly gray, black, white or military colors understands the dangers of nuclear radiation Utilitybelt and pockets represents a pessimistic future and the military industrial complex The chad retro scifi character actually it would take years to travel space even with lightspeed. engines" big glass helmet so aliens can admire his perfect jawline Evertyhing he has is powered by nuclear fusion. even his microwave. holds his deathray sideways because he knows how cool it is has never seen a single article of clothing with a pocket in his entire life has f----- every alien- imaginable on his adventures ,,I made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs." keeps finding aliens that are just humans in wierd colors. never questions it what the f--- is an oxygen tank? he has a jetpack! represents all of humanity stands for an optimistic future has a fun robot friend who looks like a childs toy Skintight colorful spacesuit Thigh high boots the dangers of radiation? never heard of it.

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the virgin modern scifi character vs the chad retro scifi character


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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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- helmet with see-through visor
- only one alien species is a "weird colored human" (Quarians don't count! Canon looks are dogshit! Original concept art rulez!"
- rounded armor
- represents humanity
- everything is powered by fusion and space magic
- fucks aliens
- no backpack
- armor of any color you like
- no pockets
- has a fun robot friend that looks like a sex doll

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Uploaded Sep 21, 2023 at 10:49AM EDT

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