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Virgin Shooter Vs. Chad Shooter

The Virgin Shooter The Chad Shooter Encourages team play, but adds POTG, acting as an insentive to go balls to the walls and abadon your team Has a better community Removed a Tracer pose that was too sexy Even starts, everyone gets an Assault Rifle DVERWATCH ORIGINS EDITIO N Has a better cast of characters No singleplayer Simple and boring maps You wear badass armor that can be customized Launched perfect, no need for patches Has you choose hero that has special abilities that act as a crutch more than an extension of your skill T Rating Forge Mode. You can make your own maps LGBT Pandering Has a singleplayer story mode Multiplayer is already dated You can make your own gamemodes A community with such toxticity levels that it rivals 4Chan Has a verity of cool weapons that serve different purposes Launched imperfect and needs patches to stay alive Timeless multiplayer gamemodes and maps that set the industry standard So many cool vehicles to drive Loot Boxes Pretty much only 2 gamemodes 16 Press button to win special abilities. w.peg L BIZARD BUNGİE Microsoft Interactive maps that add depth to gameplay tudi Adds more heroes, does not focus on fixing the core game M rating. No kids allowed Story ingame is non-exsistent Waifu bait. Have to rely on skill in order to win gun fights
The Virgin Shooter The Chad Shooter Encourages team play, but adds POTG, acting as an insentive to go balls to the walls and abadon your team Has a better community Removed a Tracer pose that was too sexy Even starts, everyone gets an Assault Rifle DVERWATCH ORIGINS EDITIO N Has a better cast of characters No singleplayer Simple and boring maps You wear badass armor that can be customized Launched perfect, no need for patches Has you choose hero that has special abilities that act as a crutch more than an extension of your skill T Rating Forge Mode. You can make your own maps LGBT Pandering Has a singleplayer story mode Multiplayer is already dated You can make your own gamemodes A community with such toxticity levels that it rivals 4Chan Has a verity of cool weapons that serve different purposes Launched imperfect and needs patches to stay alive Timeless multiplayer gamemodes and maps that set the industry standard So many cool vehicles to drive Loot Boxes Pretty much only 2 gamemodes 16 Press button to win special abilities. w.peg L BIZARD BUNGİE Microsoft Interactive maps that add depth to gameplay tudi Adds more heroes, does not focus on fixing the core game M rating. No kids allowed Story ingame is non-exsistent Waifu bait. Have to rely on skill in order to win gun fights

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the virgin survivor vs the chad counselor

the virgin suvivor THE CHAD COUNSELOR relies on stats and has perks but don't need them to escape can't fight the killer can kick jason/roy's ass relies on perks and jukes uses the pallet loop technique uses the "window game" techqique takes a whole minute to repair got his ass kidnapped by the enity and trapped forever takes 20 seconds to repair anything after escaping will most likey live a normal life only have to worry about one ability every killer has has to skill check to heal himself has to worry about 9 abilities jason/roy has flashlight runs out of battery flashlight lasts forever can just only spray himself he will be A okay
the virgin suvivor THE CHAD COUNSELOR relies on stats and has perks but don't need them to escape can't fight the killer can kick jason/roy's ass relies on perks and jukes uses the pallet loop technique uses the "window game" techqique takes a whole minute to repair got his ass kidnapped by the enity and trapped forever takes 20 seconds to repair anything after escaping will most likey live a normal life only have to worry about one ability every killer has has to skill check to heal himself has to worry about 9 abilities jason/roy has flashlight runs out of battery flashlight lasts forever can just only spray himself he will be A okay

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Dogfilter versus Catfilter

The Virgin Dogfilter Only using the brown dog filter Ignoring the dalmation one. Alters face shape kissable Implies they are also a bitch. the users, according to tumblr also kind of sexist and problematic. alters nothing Dead meme etically critics usually normies posing themselves as robots. Ruined pepe memes. Despite never going on 4chan at all. enqgineered cat- girls!!! OUCH Responsible for Snapchat's downfall mostly static. not a dead meme doesn' t alter s--- totally harmless, and not the subject to internet drama started by idiots animated. not used to death accompanied by emojis. a trend that will die with the generation after the millenials and generation z. critics too scared to offend the chad. Lest they become wizards in the making. WAAAAAAAY too political. Therefore unfun and cancer. Has never heard of internet humor in his entire life
The Virgin Dogfilter Only using the brown dog filter Ignoring the dalmation one. Alters face shape kissable Implies they are also a bitch. the users, according to tumblr also kind of sexist and problematic. alters nothing Dead meme etically critics usually normies posing themselves as robots. Ruined pepe memes. Despite never going on 4chan at all. enqgineered cat- girls!!! OUCH Responsible for Snapchat's downfall mostly static. not a dead meme doesn' t alter s--- totally harmless, and not the subject to internet drama started by idiots animated. not used to death accompanied by emojis. a trend that will die with the generation after the millenials and generation z. critics too scared to offend the chad. Lest they become wizards in the making. WAAAAAAAY too political. Therefore unfun and cancer. Has never heard of internet humor in his entire life

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SFW vs NSFW Artists

THE VIRGIN SFW ARTIST THE CHAD NSFW ARTIST ony liked by small number of tumblr followers not counting exaggerated proportions art is usually anatomically correct because they actually learn and practice Well-liked Ironically a functioning member of society in spite of what they draw drawings are aesthetically non-pleasing since tumblr art style art is never anatomically correct and is stubborn to learn Chill and laid-back Draws tiddy Drawings are aesthetically pleasing likes p--- and nudity always uses references treats fictional characters like they're real people, delusional never uses references for characters may not agree but will ultimately respect you if you like something they don't when character is drawn off model it's actually pleasing to the eyes and is not meant with disrespectful intent usually acts nice but is actually an ass Makes lots of money from comissions when characters are drawn off model it is extremely ugly because of dark skin and gross lea hair ironically not a functioning member of society is actually intelligent enough to know the difference between fiction and reality acts nice and is very likely nice original designs are well liked and often 100% waifu/husbando material "redesigns" sexy characters by making them ugly does not conisder themselves a part of fandoms only draws fandom s--- lacks chill when they do draw something original for once it's just as terrible as everything else they draw lack of respect into things they don't like attacks others for drawing things for people that like/ are hates p--- and nudity passive agressivethey don't approve of keeps it real
THE VIRGIN SFW ARTIST THE CHAD NSFW ARTIST ony liked by small number of tumblr followers not counting exaggerated proportions art is usually anatomically correct because they actually learn and practice Well-liked Ironically a functioning member of society in spite of what they draw drawings are aesthetically non-pleasing since tumblr art style art is never anatomically correct and is stubborn to learn Chill and laid-back Draws tiddy Drawings are aesthetically pleasing likes p--- and nudity always uses references treats fictional characters like they're real people, delusional never uses references for characters may not agree but will ultimately respect you if you like something they don't when character is drawn off model it's actually pleasing to the eyes and is not meant with disrespectful intent usually acts nice but is actually an ass Makes lots of money from comissions when characters are drawn off model it is extremely ugly because of dark skin and gross lea hair ironically not a functioning member of society is actually intelligent enough to know the difference between fiction and reality acts nice and is very likely nice original designs are well liked and often 100% waifu/husbando material "redesigns" sexy characters by making them ugly does not conisder themselves a part of fandoms only draws fandom s--- lacks chill when they do draw something original for once it's just as terrible as everything else they draw lack of respect into things they don't like attacks others for drawing things for people that like/ are hates p--- and nudity passive agressivethey don't approve of keeps it real

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The Chad JPEG vs Virgin PNG

THE GHAD TPEG meant to be used for real pictures and photographs the enlightened meme file type lossy compression hides imperfections of s----- artists top-tier ironic memeing. gave birth to deep fried memes no transparency, if you wanna steal his art you gotta start cropping The White House has the ability to create JPEGS
THE GHAD TPEG meant to be used for real pictures and photographs the enlightened meme file type lossy compression hides imperfections of s----- artists top-tier ironic memeing. gave birth to deep fried memes no transparency, if you wanna steal his art you gotta start cropping The White House has the ability to create JPEGS

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Delivery vs Shipment

The Virgin Delivery The Chad Shipment Carries package on his smooth mohawk, doesn't handle with care Will only deliver if he is face to face with the recipient Never wears uniform Demands a signature even if not required Bangs on the house Steps quietly to not disturb the neighborhood Prefers to leave the package by the door Exempts duty fees screams out “DELIVERY" to make his presence known to anyone within a mile Doesn't ask for a signature Delivers 2 days early Asks for duty fees even if local Delivers when he feels like it Parks on the front yard of the home Always in uniform Parks quietly on the street Handles package with utmost care
The Virgin Delivery The Chad Shipment Carries package on his smooth mohawk, doesn't handle with care Will only deliver if he is face to face with the recipient Never wears uniform Demands a signature even if not required Bangs on the house Steps quietly to not disturb the neighborhood Prefers to leave the package by the door Exempts duty fees screams out “DELIVERY" to make his presence known to anyone within a mile Doesn't ask for a signature Delivers 2 days early Asks for duty fees even if local Delivers when he feels like it Parks on the front yard of the home Always in uniform Parks quietly on the street Handles package with utmost care

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The Virgin Pants vs The Chad Kilt by Skogbeorn

he Virgin Pants Demonstiarte youi superioI confidence Restricts motion, making it harder to run/jump/climb/fight Seam rides up your crotch on long walks Extia space compensates for the huge balls it takes to wea one Fieedom! Zipper makes a fake boner whenever you sit down Pockets bulge and look weird when you put things in them Gathers wa ain on cold daus and cold ai on hot days for year-tound comfort Will get worn out over time especially around the knees You wI never be caught with youI pants down DUnIAGLAS Makes your legs itchy if it's too warm or cold Doesn't estict youI balls at all to ensuie maximum testosterone Assert youI natuial dominance by walking aiound in a glorified skirt and still looking manlie than Restricts space around your balls makin g you less virile output at all times Pubes get stuck in zipper for big OUCH Easy access Makes you look boring and generic Great opportunities for diclk names like "the bagpipes" "the claymoie" and "willy wallac" Random women stop you to ask about youI underwear (or lack thereof Non-adjustable S----- skinny jeans make people mistake you for a hipster
he Virgin Pants Demonstiarte youi superioI confidence Restricts motion, making it harder to run/jump/climb/fight Seam rides up your crotch on long walks Extia space compensates for the huge balls it takes to wea one Fieedom! Zipper makes a fake boner whenever you sit down Pockets bulge and look weird when you put things in them Gathers wa ain on cold daus and cold ai on hot days for year-tound comfort Will get worn out over time especially around the knees You wI never be caught with youI pants down DUnIAGLAS Makes your legs itchy if it's too warm or cold Doesn't estict youI balls at all to ensuie maximum testosterone Assert youI natuial dominance by walking aiound in a glorified skirt and still looking manlie than Restricts space around your balls makin g you less virile output at all times Pubes get stuck in zipper for big OUCH Easy access Makes you look boring and generic Great opportunities for diclk names like "the bagpipes" "the claymoie" and "willy wallac" Random women stop you to ask about youI underwear (or lack thereof Non-adjustable S----- skinny jeans make people mistake you for a hipster

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Virgin Funko vs Nendochad

"The Virgin Funko" Pitch-black, round eyes that convey no emotion. Square head that looks boring Will swallow your heart and soul. Static frontal pose suitable for a demonic totem Uncanny valley abomination The Nendochad Colorful, expressive animu eyes. Cute baby head that demands your kisses. Will overheat your heart and soul. OUCH! Adorable anime chibi Comes in detachable dynamic poses
"The Virgin Funko" Pitch-black, round eyes that convey no emotion. Square head that looks boring Will swallow your heart and soul. Static frontal pose suitable for a demonic totem Uncanny valley abomination The Nendochad Colorful, expressive animu eyes. Cute baby head that demands your kisses. Will overheat your heart and soul. OUCH! Adorable anime chibi Comes in detachable dynamic poses

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Alliance vs Horde by Anonymous

The Virgin Alliance The Chad Horde Still butthurt because of Varian's death Came from another planet as a slave but Expert in combat and warfare since his childhood became a congueror on his new world So weak that needs to wear full plate to avoid being injuried He's on the actual good side His king is a healslut Arms so buff he can kill his enemies barehand skinny arms can barely hold Blames evervone else his w eapon properly for his shortcomings His warchief is an inmortal banshee chosen bv the most powerful witch doctor of his faction war body paint intimidates the enemy coat of arms is p---- just like him deludes himself thinking he's on the "good side" His capital is on the desert vet he survives there with no problem barely wears armor anyone close enough to attack is a dead man Wrathion f----- up the ass his king he most powerful female the c-- dumpster of arthas can't even grow a beard onlv a p--- stache His warchief is the former courtesan of the lich king Honor is all he lives for on his faction was Fear is all he lives for
The Virgin Alliance The Chad Horde Still butthurt because of Varian's death Came from another planet as a slave but Expert in combat and warfare since his childhood became a congueror on his new world So weak that needs to wear full plate to avoid being injuried He's on the actual good side His king is a healslut Arms so buff he can kill his enemies barehand skinny arms can barely hold Blames evervone else his w eapon properly for his shortcomings His warchief is an inmortal banshee chosen bv the most powerful witch doctor of his faction war body paint intimidates the enemy coat of arms is p---- just like him deludes himself thinking he's on the "good side" His capital is on the desert vet he survives there with no problem barely wears armor anyone close enough to attack is a dead man Wrathion f----- up the ass his king he most powerful female the c-- dumpster of arthas can't even grow a beard onlv a p--- stache His warchief is the former courtesan of the lich king Honor is all he lives for on his faction was Fear is all he lives for

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The Happy Virgin vs the S A D C H A D

The Happy Virgin The SAD CHAD Only reads cheesy romance novels Doesn't listen to mnsie, just sits in silence and eries Tannish skin from constantly going on walks Never not erying Has lots of friends Bags under his eyes from never sleeping Pale skin from never going outside Always smiling Exercises to increase his life Only reads philosophy books Has a job s and ห e're all gonna die Is painfully optimistic and hopelessly hopeful for the future Owns his own house Always wears bright clothing Knows life is meaningless and hopes for nothing at all Believes humans are mostly good Always wears elothes as dark as soul he doesn't have Listens to s----- pop music Doesn't believe in morals at all Has no friends, no wife, and no kdds because love is meaningless and doesn't want to bring another life in just for it to experience his existential dread Has no job and still lives with his parents Semen overflowing from never fapping becanse he's too sad too fap
The Happy Virgin The SAD CHAD Only reads cheesy romance novels Doesn't listen to mnsie, just sits in silence and eries Tannish skin from constantly going on walks Never not erying Has lots of friends Bags under his eyes from never sleeping Pale skin from never going outside Always smiling Exercises to increase his life Only reads philosophy books Has a job s and ห e're all gonna die Is painfully optimistic and hopelessly hopeful for the future Owns his own house Always wears bright clothing Knows life is meaningless and hopes for nothing at all Believes humans are mostly good Always wears elothes as dark as soul he doesn't have Listens to s----- pop music Doesn't believe in morals at all Has no friends, no wife, and no kdds because love is meaningless and doesn't want to bring another life in just for it to experience his existential dread Has no job and still lives with his parents Semen overflowing from never fapping becanse he's too sad too fap

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The Poker Player vs The Poker Star

"The Virgin Poker Player" Reads Sklansky advanced strategy books every night but then plays exclusively tight-passive Performs complex chip shuffles with no effort Maintains direct eve contact with everyone at all times Wears dark glasses in vain attempt to hide his emotions Huge stack despite constantly throwing handfuls of chips into the crowd Has never once in his life looked at his hole cards Has never worn a hand in his life Is not even aware of the existence of poker books Hands too sweaty to attempt chip shuffle Wrists bare of bracelets Chips meticulously sorted despite pitifully small stack siz<e Occasionally goes all-in on a pure bluff knowing opponent cannot have odds to call gets called anyway Chips utterly disorganized; does not know which colour refers to which value Has memorized every table in Mike Caro's book; still always folds to a check-raise Both wrists loaded with WSOP bracelets, many of them stolen from their rightful owners in drunken brawls
"The Virgin Poker Player" Reads Sklansky advanced strategy books every night but then plays exclusively tight-passive Performs complex chip shuffles with no effort Maintains direct eve contact with everyone at all times Wears dark glasses in vain attempt to hide his emotions Huge stack despite constantly throwing handfuls of chips into the crowd Has never once in his life looked at his hole cards Has never worn a hand in his life Is not even aware of the existence of poker books Hands too sweaty to attempt chip shuffle Wrists bare of bracelets Chips meticulously sorted despite pitifully small stack siz<e Occasionally goes all-in on a pure bluff knowing opponent cannot have odds to call gets called anyway Chips utterly disorganized; does not know which colour refers to which value Has memorized every table in Mike Caro's book; still always folds to a check-raise Both wrists loaded with WSOP bracelets, many of them stolen from their rightful owners in drunken brawls

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Vault Dweller vs Chosen One

The Virgin Vault Dweller" "The Chad Chosen One Only needs his trusty sharpened int spear, uses plasma rifle just for fun Becomes a p--- star, a boxing champion and cucks a mob boss all in the same day Pale skin feom living entee life in a hole Addicted to Nuka-Cola ater trying it once Skin tanned by the gentle Oregonian su His followers are happy to move d they've blocking his way Hoards stimpacks like a p---- Only hangs out with a couple of useless humans who mostly just block him from going through dooes too shy to ask them to move High af on healing powder, sbill hits hs enemies i,the groin 95%ofthe time Obsessivly checking Pip Boy clock feels pressure to finish quest on time racist against super mutants due to inferiority complex. Even ghous make fun of him Has never had a deadline in his lide forgot about main quest on the way to the Klamath Can skin a golden gecko in 10 seconds fla Even when he succeeds in saving the ault he gets kicked out for being a creep Starts quest with a gun totaly not compensating for small penis Doesn t even know what the skildex is on his weapon and starts combat just clicks Giant fuel cell guzzling supeecharged car with plenty of room for him and all his friends Meekly put all his points into sneak combat initiates anyway every bime Founds village of tech savy vauit dwellers they become primitive supersticious starving tribals within a generation Close friends with a robot a tribal a super mutant a ghoul and even an inteligent death l Litteral Chosen One, tells everyone he meets about this fact so that they can act accordingy Molested by the Overseer, probably
The Virgin Vault Dweller" "The Chad Chosen One Only needs his trusty sharpened int spear, uses plasma rifle just for fun Becomes a p--- star, a boxing champion and cucks a mob boss all in the same day Pale skin feom living entee life in a hole Addicted to Nuka-Cola ater trying it once Skin tanned by the gentle Oregonian su His followers are happy to move d they've blocking his way Hoards stimpacks like a p---- Only hangs out with a couple of useless humans who mostly just block him from going through dooes too shy to ask them to move High af on healing powder, sbill hits hs enemies i,the groin 95%ofthe time Obsessivly checking Pip Boy clock feels pressure to finish quest on time racist against super mutants due to inferiority complex. Even ghous make fun of him Has never had a deadline in his lide forgot about main quest on the way to the Klamath Can skin a golden gecko in 10 seconds fla Even when he succeeds in saving the ault he gets kicked out for being a creep Starts quest with a gun totaly not compensating for small penis Doesn t even know what the skildex is on his weapon and starts combat just clicks Giant fuel cell guzzling supeecharged car with plenty of room for him and all his friends Meekly put all his points into sneak combat initiates anyway every bime Founds village of tech savy vauit dwellers they become primitive supersticious starving tribals within a generation Close friends with a robot a tribal a super mutant a ghoul and even an inteligent death l Litteral Chosen One, tells everyone he meets about this fact so that they can act accordingy Molested by the Overseer, probably

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Rey vs Ashoka

The Virgin Rey The Chad Ahsoka Sees Through The Lies of the Jedi Believes the Narrow Minded "All Good" View of the Jedi Has to Wear Modest "Desert Drab" because of Virgin Disney Wears a Tube top and Mini Skirt at age 14 thanks to Chad Filoni Is a Generic Pale Human Is a Mary Sue who divides fans everytinm she is on screen Literally Died and Jumped on a Grenade and is nowhere near a Mary Sue Is a Colourful Togruta Cant Even Build a Lightsaber Chad Yellow/Green and White Lightsabers Cant Even hold her own against some Praetorian Gua without Kylo Helping her Virgin Blue Literally Fights F------ DARTH VADER Without Backup Builds 4 Lightsabers and Purifies 2 Kyber Crystals Lightsaber
The Virgin Rey The Chad Ahsoka Sees Through The Lies of the Jedi Believes the Narrow Minded "All Good" View of the Jedi Has to Wear Modest "Desert Drab" because of Virgin Disney Wears a Tube top and Mini Skirt at age 14 thanks to Chad Filoni Is a Generic Pale Human Is a Mary Sue who divides fans everytinm she is on screen Literally Died and Jumped on a Grenade and is nowhere near a Mary Sue Is a Colourful Togruta Cant Even Build a Lightsaber Chad Yellow/Green and White Lightsabers Cant Even hold her own against some Praetorian Gua without Kylo Helping her Virgin Blue Literally Fights F------ DARTH VADER Without Backup Builds 4 Lightsabers and Purifies 2 Kyber Crystals Lightsaber

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Olaf vs Genie

THE CHAD GENIE THE SNOW-VIRGIN MEMORABLE AS F--- A+ TIER VOICE ACTOR ONLY TODDLERS REMEMBER HIM ANNOYING AS F--- ANIMATOR LOVED HIM AND MADE HIS ANIMATION GORGEOUS HAS S----- C-- POWERS CAN DO WHATEVER THE F--- HE WANTS HAらA BABY CARROT PENIS STARS IN A 20 MINUTE SHORT EVERYONE HATES IMMORTAL MOTHER IS AN ASS FREEZING MANIAC CAN BE KILLED WITH A C-------- HAS ACTUAL PERSONALITY C--- IS So BIG HE NEEDS TO HIDE T IN ANOTHER DIMENSION GETS SHAMED BY THE YELLOW SNOW CLAN SPOUTS S----- VOCALS AND CALLS IT A SONG CATCHY AND LOVABLE SONGS IS THE REASON PEOPLE WATCH HIS MOVIE
THE CHAD GENIE THE SNOW-VIRGIN MEMORABLE AS F--- A+ TIER VOICE ACTOR ONLY TODDLERS REMEMBER HIM ANNOYING AS F--- ANIMATOR LOVED HIM AND MADE HIS ANIMATION GORGEOUS HAS S----- C-- POWERS CAN DO WHATEVER THE F--- HE WANTS HAらA BABY CARROT PENIS STARS IN A 20 MINUTE SHORT EVERYONE HATES IMMORTAL MOTHER IS AN ASS FREEZING MANIAC CAN BE KILLED WITH A C-------- HAS ACTUAL PERSONALITY C--- IS So BIG HE NEEDS TO HIDE T IN ANOTHER DIMENSION GETS SHAMED BY THE YELLOW SNOW CLAN SPOUTS S----- VOCALS AND CALLS IT A SONG CATCHY AND LOVABLE SONGS IS THE REASON PEOPLE WATCH HIS MOVIE

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Dwarf vs Elf

The Virgin Dwarf The Chad Elf Manlets Effortless beautiful hair Pointy ears for maximum exoticism See? Just better overall Bearded women Project all of their insecurities onto others, specially elves So charismatic even trees want to chat with them Likes to act manly. Spends hour braiding their beards Needs armor Others can't handle their banter Race of naturally handsome people. Induces thirst on men and wetness on women and call them snobby Dig holes to hide on their own shame Fighting style consists of running at (one) enemy (at a time) and hitting it with an axe Effective guerrilla warfare tactics perfected by their keen senses and fine craftsmanship Too agile, armor would only be a detriment Can't run or jump for s--- with those stubby legs
The Virgin Dwarf The Chad Elf Manlets Effortless beautiful hair Pointy ears for maximum exoticism See? Just better overall Bearded women Project all of their insecurities onto others, specially elves So charismatic even trees want to chat with them Likes to act manly. Spends hour braiding their beards Needs armor Others can't handle their banter Race of naturally handsome people. Induces thirst on men and wetness on women and call them snobby Dig holes to hide on their own shame Fighting style consists of running at (one) enemy (at a time) and hitting it with an axe Effective guerrilla warfare tactics perfected by their keen senses and fine craftsmanship Too agile, armor would only be a detriment Can't run or jump for s--- with those stubby legs

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Kyle vs Cartman

Always three steps ahead The Virgin Kyahl Hair fits perfectly within hat, still looks good when hats removed Bebe Wendy Niehele Leslie Heidi Fails with every girl he persues Humiliated Osama Bin Ladin Doesn't even attempt to persue a relationship, steals his friend's gf anyway Has his mother's nose Has his cake and eats it too Jewfro bursting out of hat, needs too much gel to style Skinnyfat, ugliest boy in skew Preachy Moralist Saw p---- at only 10 years old BIG BONED Hypocrite regardless Three J's BIG BOI Will literallv make vou eat your own parents Turbocuck, Literally wishes he was black O Facebook friends, poor social media presence Undefinable Morals seemingly designed just to piss people off gets a--- hemorrhoids Starts his own social media, is an instant success Respects Women Doesn't even read Buys a theme park with inheritance money what he agrees to Mentally ill dolphin father Listens to no one not even his sucessful future self Gives Away all his money to homeless peopl<e Father played for the Denver BroncoS Likes Farts in his tummy they feel so yummy Skateboard jumps over three homeless people Stops terrorism thanks to his racism
Always three steps ahead The Virgin Kyahl Hair fits perfectly within hat, still looks good when hats removed Bebe Wendy Niehele Leslie Heidi Fails with every girl he persues Humiliated Osama Bin Ladin Doesn't even attempt to persue a relationship, steals his friend's gf anyway Has his mother's nose Has his cake and eats it too Jewfro bursting out of hat, needs too much gel to style Skinnyfat, ugliest boy in skew Preachy Moralist Saw p---- at only 10 years old BIG BONED Hypocrite regardless Three J's BIG BOI Will literallv make vou eat your own parents Turbocuck, Literally wishes he was black O Facebook friends, poor social media presence Undefinable Morals seemingly designed just to piss people off gets a--- hemorrhoids Starts his own social media, is an instant success Respects Women Doesn't even read Buys a theme park with inheritance money what he agrees to Mentally ill dolphin father Listens to no one not even his sucessful future self Gives Away all his money to homeless peopl<e Father played for the Denver BroncoS Likes Farts in his tummy they feel so yummy Skateboard jumps over three homeless people Stops terrorism thanks to his racism

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The Virgin Handshake vs The Chad Formal Greeting by Needs-More-Nuking

the virgin handshake Hair is a mess for formality Nover makes eye contact wit the recipient of the handshake Sweat trickles down since he knows he ucked the handshake up Will probably wash both hands, thinks everyone has skin disease Weak-ass handshake, only uses his fingers to make contact Hunched postire, ookcs horrendous Recipient is the only one moing his am Super duil color scheme, recipient al most bkely never want to meet him again Hand is in his pocket probably trying but failing to Recipient has to reach al the act casual way over to give the artisocial f--- a polite greeting THE CHAD FORMAL GREETING Has never womed about bad posture or messy hair in hise Oufstretches his arm to show nothing to hide Puls himsef and the recipient towards each other t0 ensure no one has to reach unnecessanly for a Maintains such surreal eye contact, the reopient is turning into stone The sheer speed of his shaking generates enough kineec energy to power the earth for an entire decade DANG Grips the recipients hands with the force of a hydrauic press Vibrart, stunning color scheme. Recipient definitely warts to meet him again
the virgin handshake Hair is a mess for formality Nover makes eye contact wit the recipient of the handshake Sweat trickles down since he knows he ucked the handshake up Will probably wash both hands, thinks everyone has skin disease Weak-ass handshake, only uses his fingers to make contact Hunched postire, ookcs horrendous Recipient is the only one moing his am Super duil color scheme, recipient al most bkely never want to meet him again Hand is in his pocket probably trying but failing to Recipient has to reach al the act casual way over to give the artisocial f--- a polite greeting THE CHAD FORMAL GREETING Has never womed about bad posture or messy hair in hise Oufstretches his arm to show nothing to hide Puls himsef and the recipient towards each other t0 ensure no one has to reach unnecessanly for a Maintains such surreal eye contact, the reopient is turning into stone The sheer speed of his shaking generates enough kineec energy to power the earth for an entire decade DANG Grips the recipients hands with the force of a hydrauic press Vibrart, stunning color scheme. Recipient definitely warts to meet him again

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The Virgin and Chad FRIENDSHIP

"The Virgin and Chad FRIENDSHIP" Hey I know you're busy these days I'm glad you had time to hang out Has never been in a sexual relationship but is comfortable with that and finds his relationships with friends rewarding and fulfilling Easily finds romantic partners not just because he is physically attractive but because he is a kind and thoughtful partner Oh no problem bro, you know Ill always make time for you Prefers time alone because it gives him the space to reflect and process his thoughts Encourages his bud to be more socially outgoing, but only to a degree he's comfortable with, to help him open up Enjoys listening to music and sharing it with his best friend oucH Leads a healthy and active lifestyle and gives his bro workout advice when he asks Is more comfortable wearing casual clothes Is more comfortable in athletic wear Very empathetic and an excellent listener Has a big personality but knows that sometimes people need space
"The Virgin and Chad FRIENDSHIP" Hey I know you're busy these days I'm glad you had time to hang out Has never been in a sexual relationship but is comfortable with that and finds his relationships with friends rewarding and fulfilling Easily finds romantic partners not just because he is physically attractive but because he is a kind and thoughtful partner Oh no problem bro, you know Ill always make time for you Prefers time alone because it gives him the space to reflect and process his thoughts Encourages his bud to be more socially outgoing, but only to a degree he's comfortable with, to help him open up Enjoys listening to music and sharing it with his best friend oucH Leads a healthy and active lifestyle and gives his bro workout advice when he asks Is more comfortable wearing casual clothes Is more comfortable in athletic wear Very empathetic and an excellent listener Has a big personality but knows that sometimes people need space

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Virgin Furry vs Chad Catgirl

The Virgin Furry The Chad Catgirl Would look horrendous as an organic creature in real life. Would not lookA ugly in real life. Sub-human intelligence, its vocabulary is limited to a small set of words mostly related to mating Intelligence on par with a human being. This means that a catgirl could become a physicist if she wanted to nyaa nyaa nyaa! *notices bulge* OwO what's this? Not edgy. quite the opposite in fact Eyebleeding and unmatching colors Unnecessarily edgy Knows how to dress rightfully Walks around naked like if nothing. Gross. Still relevant in year 2018 Not as relevant today as it was on the early l0's Would not get naked in public situations. A probably made up Tumblr gender. That means it's not going to fall in love a white male like you Much cheaper and comfortable to cosplay as A fursuit is very expensive and itS very uncomfortable to wear. It s basically human except for the ears and tail. So no moral dilemma. It is straight up b--------- Big chances of having a d---. As the name implies, the catgirl is in most cases a female
The Virgin Furry The Chad Catgirl Would look horrendous as an organic creature in real life. Would not lookA ugly in real life. Sub-human intelligence, its vocabulary is limited to a small set of words mostly related to mating Intelligence on par with a human being. This means that a catgirl could become a physicist if she wanted to nyaa nyaa nyaa! *notices bulge* OwO what's this? Not edgy. quite the opposite in fact Eyebleeding and unmatching colors Unnecessarily edgy Knows how to dress rightfully Walks around naked like if nothing. Gross. Still relevant in year 2018 Not as relevant today as it was on the early l0's Would not get naked in public situations. A probably made up Tumblr gender. That means it's not going to fall in love a white male like you Much cheaper and comfortable to cosplay as A fursuit is very expensive and itS very uncomfortable to wear. It s basically human except for the ears and tail. So no moral dilemma. It is straight up b--------- Big chances of having a d---. As the name implies, the catgirl is in most cases a female

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Red-Pill vs RED-Pill.

The virgin red-pill The Chad RED-pill Offers a clear, concise solution to the problem Showsnosolutionto the "problem" Taken by racists and sexists Taken by actual intellectuals 、 Only appealing to white male virgins Appealing to any and all Takers simply whine online Their "evidence" is idiotic liberals being annoying Makes the taker hopeful for a better future Their evidence is the historic and modern day attrocities of capitalism Makes their taker miserable Takers revolt, write novels and make documentaries
The virgin red-pill The Chad RED-pill Offers a clear, concise solution to the problem Showsnosolutionto the "problem" Taken by racists and sexists Taken by actual intellectuals 、 Only appealing to white male virgins Appealing to any and all Takers simply whine online Their "evidence" is idiotic liberals being annoying Makes the taker hopeful for a better future Their evidence is the historic and modern day attrocities of capitalism Makes their taker miserable Takers revolt, write novels and make documentaries

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