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The Virgin Vault Dweller" "The Chad Chosen One Only needs his trusty sharpened int spear, uses plasma rifle just for fun Becomes a p--- star, a boxing champion and cucks a mob boss all in the same day Pale skin feom living entee life in a hole Addicted to Nuka-Cola ater trying it once Skin tanned by the gentle Oregonian su His followers are happy to move d they've blocking his way Hoards stimpacks like a p---- Only hangs out with a couple of useless humans who mostly just block him from going through dooes too shy to ask them to move High af on healing powder, sbill hits hs enemies i,the groin 95%ofthe time Obsessivly checking Pip Boy clock feels pressure to finish quest on time racist against super mutants due to inferiority complex. Even ghous make fun of him Has never had a deadline in his lide forgot about main quest on the way to the Klamath Can skin a golden gecko in 10 seconds fla Even when he succeeds in saving the ault he gets kicked out for being a creep Starts quest with a gun totaly not compensating for small penis Doesn t even know what the skildex is on his weapon and starts combat just clicks Giant fuel cell guzzling supeecharged car with plenty of room for him and all his friends Meekly put all his points into sneak combat initiates anyway every bime Founds village of tech savy vauit dwellers they become primitive supersticious starving tribals within a generation Close friends with a robot a tribal a super mutant a ghoul and even an inteligent death l Litteral Chosen One, tells everyone he meets about this fact so that they can act accordingy Molested by the Overseer, probably

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Vault Dweller vs Chosen One


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THE VIRGIN ORGANIZED SHELF EDUCATION EDUCATION SUFRIEL JUSTICE STREAMING ON THE AUTOOT RAKIM Sullabus DIN BLACK STAR JAZZ AND JUSTICE HORNE ALL INCOMPUTE HARNEY & HOTH BLACK SIDE RIVER NES THE SOUT THE CHAD OMINOUS STACKS MARTIN
The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
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Uploaded Mar 18, 2018 at 10:12PM EDT

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Virgin vs. Chad

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vault dweller, chosen one, fallout 1, fallout 2, interplay, obsidian entertainment, black isle studios, virgin vs chad

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