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The Virgin Vault Dweller" "The Chad Chosen One Only needs his trusty sharpened int spear, uses plasma rifle just for fun Becomes a p--- star, a boxing champion and cucks a mob boss all in the same day Pale skin feom living entee life in a hole Addicted to Nuka-Cola ater trying it once Skin tanned by the gentle Oregonian su His followers are happy to move d they've blocking his way Hoards stimpacks like a p---- Only hangs out with a couple of useless humans who mostly just block him from going through dooes too shy to ask them to move High af on healing powder, sbill hits hs enemies i,the groin 95%ofthe time Obsessivly checking Pip Boy clock feels pressure to finish quest on time racist against super mutants due to inferiority complex. Even ghous make fun of him Has never had a deadline in his lide forgot about main quest on the way to the Klamath Can skin a golden gecko in 10 seconds fla Even when he succeeds in saving the ault he gets kicked out for being a creep Starts quest with a gun totaly not compensating for small penis Doesn t even know what the skildex is on his weapon and starts combat just clicks Giant fuel cell guzzling supeecharged car with plenty of room for him and all his friends Meekly put all his points into sneak combat initiates anyway every bime Founds village of tech savy vauit dwellers they become primitive supersticious starving tribals within a generation Close friends with a robot a tribal a super mutant a ghoul and even an inteligent death l Litteral Chosen One, tells everyone he meets about this fact so that they can act accordingy Molested by the Overseer, probably

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Vault Dweller vs Chosen One


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Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
Charge level 1 1 The Virgin bot 1 souless machine canonically a forgetable nobody. with no purpose. Gaming Laptop level battery life Lost computer-chan to killer Brobot Loveless, will never Power sap some bitches does the "robot" is a literal "robot" Can't even use perfume even though it doesn't need to be Ingested weak toothpick Neck weak robotic arms need contasnt power to hurt anything needs the most powerful weapons in the game just to stand a chance Hated by everyone due to leaving the city in a blackout. can drink alcohol to cope with the fact Their whole existence is based on whether they can reach the next power or not. hunk of metal with no style o The Investment Chad 0 muscle gained naturally due to melee focused build. steroids only exaggerate his gains. Avid cologne user, smells magnificent The golden god only starts with some suger, a lighter, a small loan of 300 dollars and a dream all he needs knows what love both romantically and with family bonds takes slow syringe so his enemies can see his chad stride for longer 4 speed so nobody can see thier beta walk Is the only reason the DEA still exists made by die feller ด going bald Has millions in debt has made more than enough to pay it off, doesn't. doesn't give a f--- Instead drinks the resurrection shampoo to give himself immortality Hunted by countless assasins deals with them all with ease sells all thier weeb blades to buy some weed blades killer throws rocks into every adversary Rainbow blood, can legaly be classified as pharmacy. only wears the peak of style wears an awesome tie vampires OD on him. will bust it down it all of his buddys once he aquires the hat Uses exass cash to buy of the mob to help his elecation. still kills the mayor anyway.
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Uploaded Mar 18, 2018 at 10:12PM EDT

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