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the virgin handshake Hair is a mess for formality Nover makes eye contact wit the recipient of the handshake Sweat trickles down since he knows he ucked the handshake up Will probably wash both hands, thinks everyone has skin disease Weak-ass handshake, only uses his fingers to make contact Hunched postire, ookcs horrendous Recipient is the only one moing his am Super duil color scheme, recipient al most bkely never want to meet him again Hand is in his pocket probably trying but failing to Recipient has to reach al the act casual way over to give the artisocial f--- a polite greeting THE CHAD FORMAL GREETING Has never womed about bad posture or messy hair in hise Oufstretches his arm to show nothing to hide Puls himsef and the recipient towards each other t0 ensure no one has to reach unnecessanly for a Maintains such surreal eye contact, the reopient is turning into stone The sheer speed of his shaking generates enough kineec energy to power the earth for an entire decade DANG Grips the recipients hands with the force of a hydrauic press Vibrart, stunning color scheme. Recipient definitely warts to meet him again

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The Virgin Handshake vs The Chad Formal Greeting by Needs-More-Nuking


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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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