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THE VIRGIN SADCOW THE CHAD LOLCOW Keeps his deceased father's soul around as a watchdog His pretentious film critic of a half-brother wishes he was half as famous Thanks to his spiteful personality and inability to take criticism, his detractors have nothing but Harbors jealousy and resentment towards his more successful gay brother due to his career as well as him being part of the LGBT community His mother's leeching off his monthly tugboat and patreonbux His trolls are some of his biggest supporters Throws a fit if someone refers to him byhis surname passed down to him by his father Looks like a Looney Tunes version of Benjamin Franklin scorn and ridicule for him Leeches off his parents despite being close to 40 TCA Looks like the creepy pedophilic cousin of Humpty Dumpty Lost his vir- ginity while a hard working Will most likely die a virgin Sees himself as a busty lesbian Cherokian lady Each time he sees his disgustin moobs he wants to kill himself a little more his OC is all-powerful, tawless and surrounded His horrifying, bent duck is a meme of itself, inspáring fear into his foes' heart. by loved ones His s----- fursona is every bit as incompetent, virtiolic, hypocritical and useless as he is Can't even play games he was barely able to afford without whining about how problem atic they are Despite hating every aspect of beinga man, he doesn't even have the balls to castrate himself Cut his taint wide open to become a woman without so much as flinching What a badass! Enjoys and cherishes his toys asn't seen his d--- in de- cades, let alone other

THE VIRGIN SADCOW THE CHAD LOLCOW Keeps his deceased father's soul around as a watchdog His pretentious film critic of a half-brother wishes he was half as famous Thanks to his spiteful personality and inability to take criticism, his detractors have nothing but Harbors jealousy and resentment towards his more successful gay brother due to his career as well as him being part of the LGBT community His mother's leeching off his monthly tugboat and patreonbux His trolls are some of his biggest supporters Throws a fit if someone refers to him byhis surname passed down to him by his father Looks like a Looney Tunes version of Benjamin Franklin scorn and ridicule for him Leeches off his parents despite being close to 40 TCA Looks like the creepy pedophilic cousin of Humpty Dumpty Lost his vir- ginity while a hard working Will most likely die a virgin Sees himself as a busty lesbian Cherokian lady Each time he sees his disgustin moobs he wants to kill himself a little more his OC is all-powerful, tawless and surrounded His horrifying, bent duck is a meme of itself, inspáring fear into his foes' heart. by loved ones His s----- fursona is every bit as incompetent, virtiolic, hypocritical and useless as he is Can't even play games he was barely able to afford without whining about how problem atic they are Despite hating every aspect of beinga man, he doesn't even have the balls to castrate himself Cut his taint wide open to become a woman without so much as flinching What a badass! Enjoys and cherishes his toys asn't seen his d--- in de- cades, let alone other

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Virgin Planets Alliance vs. Imperial Chadmiralty

wears a beret, the sissi est of hats Virgin Planets Allianc Imperial Chadmiral beautiful, long, flowing hair that doesn't look sissy at all devious eyes always scheming up another trick hair color isn't even real, like some DeviantArt s--- all-seeing eyes that instantly comprehend every ship movement on the 5-D battlefield- can't enjoy the simple, smooth taste of coffee slouched back of a coward who's willing to surrender pure facial structure of the nobility powerful hands can easily smash any wine glass wears a scarf because Phezzani cowards and Terran scum can't get any closer than this his ships are cold and drafty back is always turned to you -because he's always running away the bulging potbelly of someone with too much brandy in their tea missing crucial spine component unwilling to seize power arms reaching out to grasp the sea of the stars stylishly fashionable uniform that would make Hugo Boss proud back so straight you could plot a course through the corridor on it is anything even there?? never sired an heir wears the colors of an office gopher not a proud battlefield warrior if only Kircheis was here... knees bend perfectly for kneeling down to the superior empire the Goldenlöwe Dynasty's true Golden Lion steps lightly to avoid upsetting his superiors BONUS: Inferior Genetics Exclusion Act gives perfect and flawless DIIA swasn't poisoned by Emil, stop saying that also not poisoned by Oberstein understands Bittenfeld's true genius understands Eisenach sforgives Reuenthal (who did nothing wrong) PROSIT! BONUS: mixed mutt of unknown races and origins national anthem is engrish gibberish legs have achieved a proud plumpness from sitting in the royal throne spaceships can't land on the ground long stride:s for hasty retreats feet poised and ready. to kick Rebel butt can't build their own Death Star cannot into counterterrais too much UlocTakóBy, not enough llozart >f------ semi-circles

wears a beret, the sissi est of hats Virgin Planets Allianc Imperial Chadmiral beautiful, long, flowing hair that doesn't look sissy at all devious eyes always scheming up another trick hair color isn't even real, like some DeviantArt s--- all-seeing eyes that instantly comprehend every ship movement on the 5-D battlefield- can't enjoy the simple, smooth taste of coffee slouched back of a coward who's willing to surrender pure facial structure of the nobility powerful hands can easily smash any wine glass wears a scarf because Phezzani cowards and Terran scum can't get any closer than this his ships are cold and drafty back is always turned to you -because he's always running away the bulging potbelly of someone with too much brandy in their tea missing crucial spine component unwilling to seize power arms reaching out to grasp the sea of the stars stylishly fashionable uniform that would make Hugo Boss proud back so straight you could plot a course through the corridor on it is anything even there?? never sired an heir wears the colors of an office gopher not a proud battlefield warrior if only Kircheis was here... knees bend perfectly for kneeling down to the superior empire the Goldenlöwe Dynasty's true Golden Lion steps lightly to avoid upsetting his superiors BONUS: Inferior Genetics Exclusion Act gives perfect and flawless DIIA swasn't poisoned by Emil, stop saying that also not poisoned by Oberstein understands Bittenfeld's true genius understands Eisenach sforgives Reuenthal (who did nothing wrong) PROSIT! BONUS: mixed mutt of unknown races and origins national anthem is engrish gibberish legs have achieved a proud plumpness from sitting in the royal throne spaceships can't land on the ground long stride:s for hasty retreats feet poised and ready. to kick Rebel butt can't build their own Death Star cannot into counterterrais too much UlocTakóBy, not enough llozart >f------ semi-circles

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"The Virgin Chad" THE CHAD VIRGIN Highly insecure despite outward false confidence Spends far too much time styling hair, thinks people will like him more because of it Wears an easy to manage simple haircut that requires little work Listens to music during his day-to-day, > has good taste Torn sleeves evoke a faux Tough Guy look Wears obnoxious brightly-colored clothing to draw attention, is ignored anyway Neutral clothing choices force him to better his physical appearance to make up for it, is challenging himself Never listens to music, Wishes not to be seen, not for fear or insecurity, but so as to make those around him happier he is always succesful at this thinking it will make hinm less cool Wears running shoes for maximum comfort on his many thoughtful walks

"The Virgin Chad" THE CHAD VIRGIN Highly insecure despite outward false confidence Spends far too much time styling hair, thinks people will like him more because of it Wears an easy to manage simple haircut that requires little work Listens to music during his day-to-day, > has good taste Torn sleeves evoke a faux Tough Guy look Wears obnoxious brightly-colored clothing to draw attention, is ignored anyway Neutral clothing choices force him to better his physical appearance to make up for it, is challenging himself Never listens to music, Wishes not to be seen, not for fear or insecurity, but so as to make those around him happier he is always succesful at this thinking it will make hinm less cool Wears running shoes for maximum comfort on his many thoughtful walks

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Star Wars Battlefront 2

CHAD VIRGIN R.WA BATTLEFRONTII EA Play as different races Made by EA 40 Player Battles 3 Hour Reward Cooldown Rey vs Darth Maul Heroes readily available Drive any vehicle Can't get in vehicles Lootboxes Pay2Win Main character watches Campaign follows 501st Legion Short campaign AT-AT on rails Instant Action Grind for staple characters 64 Player Battles Steal enemy ships empire die Can't pick up weapons Mods Galactic Conquest Main character is SJW pandering Small map:s Al Battles Helped the Empire No Droidekas Disney lore No lootboxes -680490 Large reinforcements No Microtransactions 18 land maps 6 space maps Only redeeming feature is graphics Main character betrays the empire No Space to Land Battles

CHAD VIRGIN R.WA BATTLEFRONTII EA Play as different races Made by EA 40 Player Battles 3 Hour Reward Cooldown Rey vs Darth Maul Heroes readily available Drive any vehicle Can't get in vehicles Lootboxes Pay2Win Main character watches Campaign follows 501st Legion Short campaign AT-AT on rails Instant Action Grind for staple characters 64 Player Battles Steal enemy ships empire die Can't pick up weapons Mods Galactic Conquest Main character is SJW pandering Small map:s Al Battles Helped the Empire No Droidekas Disney lore No lootboxes -680490 Large reinforcements No Microtransactions 18 land maps 6 space maps Only redeeming feature is graphics Main character betrays the empire No Space to Land Battles

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Ash Ketchum vs Nate Adams

TM The Chad Nate Adams The Virgin Ash Ketchum (Satoshi) (Keita Amano) First Pokemon he met immediately started treating him like dirt. First Yo-Kai he met willingly decided to become his personal butler Has to travel the world to different countries and regions just to make replacable friends for competitions he sucks at. Doesn't even need to leave his own room to make more friends Next to no info on his dad that it has become a common joke that his mom sleeps around Has a father with an income. Born into a healthy marriage Has an actual crush on a girl, so he's an actual romantic. So braindead to romance that numerous women have given up on him If you count evolutions and Pokemon released, Ash has only obtained around 80 total Pokemon in over 20 years (So much for "Gotta Catch 'Em All") Has collected the medals of more than 160 Yo-Kai and it keeps consistently growing Actually keeps and uses his Legendary Yo-Kai Doesn't bother getting Legendary Pokemon and just gets kissed by them like some chump who got dumped Liked or at least indifferent Calls on appropriate Yo- from a majority of his fanbase Refuses to change his ways until he gets beaten to a pulp but still never learns Kai for the situation Majority of fanbase hates him and treats him like a joke Goes to school like a model student and gets to fight giant skeleton monsters at said school Skipped school for years like a delinquent, hence his low intelligence Often compared to an alternate reality version called Red whom is a far better trainer, further accentuating his mediocrity Also has an alternate reality version but since Nate is already such a good Yo-Kai collector, they had to make said alternate reality having acquired some of the rarest and strongest Yo-Kai to embellish upor

TM The Chad Nate Adams The Virgin Ash Ketchum (Satoshi) (Keita Amano) First Pokemon he met immediately started treating him like dirt. First Yo-Kai he met willingly decided to become his personal butler Has to travel the world to different countries and regions just to make replacable friends for competitions he sucks at. Doesn't even need to leave his own room to make more friends Next to no info on his dad that it has become a common joke that his mom sleeps around Has a father with an income. Born into a healthy marriage Has an actual crush on a girl, so he's an actual romantic. So braindead to romance that numerous women have given up on him If you count evolutions and Pokemon released, Ash has only obtained around 80 total Pokemon in over 20 years (So much for "Gotta Catch 'Em All") Has collected the medals of more than 160 Yo-Kai and it keeps consistently growing Actually keeps and uses his Legendary Yo-Kai Doesn't bother getting Legendary Pokemon and just gets kissed by them like some chump who got dumped Liked or at least indifferent Calls on appropriate Yo- from a majority of his fanbase Refuses to change his ways until he gets beaten to a pulp but still never learns Kai for the situation Majority of fanbase hates him and treats him like a joke Goes to school like a model student and gets to fight giant skeleton monsters at said school Skipped school for years like a delinquent, hence his low intelligence Often compared to an alternate reality version called Red whom is a far better trainer, further accentuating his mediocrity Also has an alternate reality version but since Nate is already such a good Yo-Kai collector, they had to make said alternate reality having acquired some of the rarest and strongest Yo-Kai to embellish upor

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"The Virgin Cowboy Wannabe" vs "The Chad JoJo Trickster"

"The Virgin Jojo Cowboy Wannabe" "The Chad Jojo Trickster" Is always number two because he simply does not care what others think about him Weird hat with holes in it Is too cool to censor smoking Hair that's too curvy and pretty Straight blonde hair Respects woman more than anyone Too much make-up Fails at everything Uses his stand to get first in line for taxi cabs Too afraid to let anyone even touch his stand Didn't shower for months Eats s--- if he has to 100% American Is tired of Johnny's s--- Doesn't know what 1830 people wear A simple, yet tough western look Cheated death at least 3 times Pants too tight Very muscular and strong Weak arms and tired legs Always teams up with someone so Ignores social interaction Is so confident that he doesn't mind telling his stand ability they do his business Probably has a sunstroke Doesn't look like a real cowboy Blames others for his problems "Nobody understands me" Probably steals your girlfriend Is concerned about Jesus

"The Virgin Jojo Cowboy Wannabe" "The Chad Jojo Trickster" Is always number two because he simply does not care what others think about him Weird hat with holes in it Is too cool to censor smoking Hair that's too curvy and pretty Straight blonde hair Respects woman more than anyone Too much make-up Fails at everything Uses his stand to get first in line for taxi cabs Too afraid to let anyone even touch his stand Didn't shower for months Eats s--- if he has to 100% American Is tired of Johnny's s--- Doesn't know what 1830 people wear A simple, yet tough western look Cheated death at least 3 times Pants too tight Very muscular and strong Weak arms and tired legs Always teams up with someone so Ignores social interaction Is so confident that he doesn't mind telling his stand ability they do his business Probably has a sunstroke Doesn't look like a real cowboy Blames others for his problems "Nobody understands me" Probably steals your girlfriend Is concerned about Jesus

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THE VIRGIN MISHIMA THE CHAD JOKER gains power from his friendships with others Has little to no friends doesn't fight back when abused by his gym teacher defeated dozens of evil adults including the prime minister of Japan Founder and leader of the Phantom Ihieves manages the Phantom Thief fansite boring and blanc appearance threatens haters on his website to feel powerful Changes the hearts of rotten adults to reform society Stvlish thief suit is a manifestation of his rebellious will tries to take advantage of the Phantom Thieves for petty revenge Can't pick up girls even when he tries Can seduce almost every girl he knows including his homeroom teacher Literally killed a god

THE VIRGIN MISHIMA THE CHAD JOKER gains power from his friendships with others Has little to no friends doesn't fight back when abused by his gym teacher defeated dozens of evil adults including the prime minister of Japan Founder and leader of the Phantom Ihieves manages the Phantom Thief fansite boring and blanc appearance threatens haters on his website to feel powerful Changes the hearts of rotten adults to reform society Stvlish thief suit is a manifestation of his rebellious will tries to take advantage of the Phantom Thieves for petty revenge Can't pick up girls even when he tries Can seduce almost every girl he knows including his homeroom teacher Literally killed a god

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Virgin Vodyani versus Chad Craver

YANI THE CHAD CRA VER has never hetrd of diplomacy de his Jack of las 6 eyes to casily spot Shakes hands with xenos despire hating them is built into his pever follows orders balls takes e from a women Carries twó swords gnd a gun - so he can afways be killing no balls unarmed so he doesnt offend anyone easlaves anyone he doesn't kill

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The Virgin Autistic vs Chris Chad

The Virgin Autistic CHRIS CHAD Likes My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Wears a crayola medallion as part of his uniform Pepper sprays a GameStop employee over Sonic's arms being blue Bitches about the color of Sonic's eyes online Draws Sonic and JULAAAAAYYY! Is unsatisfied with the results of any Sonic game after Adventure 2 MLP p--- Gets trolled online by a f------ Nickelodeon Gets offended at anyone who doesn't like what he likes Likes My Little Pony's 1980s cartoon -character Doesn't like any cartoon past the 90s other than MLP Adds his own semen to orange Starts flame wars in YouTube comments Draws p--- of his own characters that rip off soda / Combined two copyrighted characters and claimed they were his creation other creations Lives in his parents' basement Can't get laid Thinks recoloring isn't plagiarisnm Draws "original characters" of Sonic or MLP characters Calls a game store owner a Jew after being banned Hates all men except himself and his dad because they take all the girls away from him Banned from every GameStop in Virginia Identified as trans after thinking all girls are lesbians

The Virgin Autistic CHRIS CHAD Likes My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Wears a crayola medallion as part of his uniform Pepper sprays a GameStop employee over Sonic's arms being blue Bitches about the color of Sonic's eyes online Draws Sonic and JULAAAAAYYY! Is unsatisfied with the results of any Sonic game after Adventure 2 MLP p--- Gets trolled online by a f------ Nickelodeon Gets offended at anyone who doesn't like what he likes Likes My Little Pony's 1980s cartoon -character Doesn't like any cartoon past the 90s other than MLP Adds his own semen to orange Starts flame wars in YouTube comments Draws p--- of his own characters that rip off soda / Combined two copyrighted characters and claimed they were his creation other creations Lives in his parents' basement Can't get laid Thinks recoloring isn't plagiarisnm Draws "original characters" of Sonic or MLP characters Calls a game store owner a Jew after being banned Hates all men except himself and his dad because they take all the girls away from him Banned from every GameStop in Virginia Identified as trans after thinking all girls are lesbians

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Legends of Virgin Heights vs The Chadshack

LEGENDS OF VIRGIN HEIGHTS THE CHADSHACK Character outlines are Tito D---, Dickman Baby! Show fell into obscurity right after its release date Recovered all the weed in the world from Full House actor Bob Saget not even fully filled in Fought the former President of the , United States controlling a Hulk Hogan Generic characters Generic high school story about three kids trying to fit in mech - Has Asians that act like black people Characters that are so -basic that 5 year olds ITS THE NUTSHACK! - Defeated Jean Claude Van Damme in a d--- fight Lips that look unnatural on the characters could draw them Detailed character design despite characters being ugly Is even more embarassing for Comedy Central than Brickleberry Got renewed for a second season despite no one caring for it Was a popular meme even 5 years after the show ended DICKMAN Impregnates all the ladies to create an evil army of babies First ever Asian-American Forgettable plotlines cartoor New season 2 episodes aired at the same time as new Rick and Morty Can turn into a f------ samurai and superhero world and still be canon Tommy Wiseau levels of amazing voice acting

LEGENDS OF VIRGIN HEIGHTS THE CHADSHACK Character outlines are Tito D---, Dickman Baby! Show fell into obscurity right after its release date Recovered all the weed in the world from Full House actor Bob Saget not even fully filled in Fought the former President of the , United States controlling a Hulk Hogan Generic characters Generic high school story about three kids trying to fit in mech - Has Asians that act like black people Characters that are so -basic that 5 year olds ITS THE NUTSHACK! - Defeated Jean Claude Van Damme in a d--- fight Lips that look unnatural on the characters could draw them Detailed character design despite characters being ugly Is even more embarassing for Comedy Central than Brickleberry Got renewed for a second season despite no one caring for it Was a popular meme even 5 years after the show ended DICKMAN Impregnates all the ladies to create an evil army of babies First ever Asian-American Forgettable plotlines cartoor New season 2 episodes aired at the same time as new Rick and Morty Can turn into a f------ samurai and superhero world and still be canon Tommy Wiseau levels of amazing voice acting

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The Virgin Hitler vs Chad Stalin

die virgin fuhrer lg imes socd eaeTHE CHAD PARTY LEADER Ideology Unsucessful & useless Ideology was created by actual philosophers & even after nation's collapse is still in use in many countries today, even successful in some Glorious Leader has Glorious Stache legitimate intellectuals tiny af mustache Stole symbol from asian buddhists due to weeabooism bans smoking due to paranoia of it's "health effects' & the jews Burned Books but also Rewrote said books to tie in with Party Ideology Burned Books Proudly Smokes Pipe as Any Self Respecting Dictator Would Beautiful shades of Grav Lied about most of his WW1 Experiences was really a chicken-s--- panzy Activelv robbed banks in order to fund revolution S--- Brown Clothes -used to match with the rest of his regime's aesthetic Large, Pseudo-Badass Boots TUIn that are hard to walk in worn in * order to look 'intimidating' Wears Mo order to focus on Building dest Footwear in -Cult of Personality & Empire Wanted to create a third reich that would last at least 1000 years, ended in 10 years, leading to germany becoming a shadow of it's former self as well as leading many germans to despise their own culture, modern germany is run by self hating whites. literally hated by anyone who isn't an alt-right nutjob Regime lead to Russia becoming an Industrialized & Powerful First World Country that could Rival Germany & The U.S. Which Persisted even after his death & the collapse of The USSR. Modern Russia Remains Stable even after the rise of The Russian Mafia & Poverty following the USSR's destruction, and is run by a man aiming to retain such stability & power at any costs. Still Respected by a few people, even non-communists

die virgin fuhrer lg imes socd eaeTHE CHAD PARTY LEADER Ideology Unsucessful & useless Ideology was created by actual philosophers & even after nation's collapse is still in use in many countries today, even successful in some Glorious Leader has Glorious Stache legitimate intellectuals tiny af mustache Stole symbol from asian buddhists due to weeabooism bans smoking due to paranoia of it's "health effects' & the jews Burned Books but also Rewrote said books to tie in with Party Ideology Burned Books Proudly Smokes Pipe as Any Self Respecting Dictator Would Beautiful shades of Grav Lied about most of his WW1 Experiences was really a chicken-s--- panzy Activelv robbed banks in order to fund revolution S--- Brown Clothes -used to match with the rest of his regime's aesthetic Large, Pseudo-Badass Boots TUIn that are hard to walk in worn in * order to look 'intimidating' Wears Mo order to focus on Building dest Footwear in -Cult of Personality & Empire Wanted to create a third reich that would last at least 1000 years, ended in 10 years, leading to germany becoming a shadow of it's former self as well as leading many germans to despise their own culture, modern germany is run by self hating whites. literally hated by anyone who isn't an alt-right nutjob Regime lead to Russia becoming an Industrialized & Powerful First World Country that could Rival Germany & The U.S. Which Persisted even after his death & the collapse of The USSR. Modern Russia Remains Stable even after the rise of The Russian Mafia & Poverty following the USSR's destruction, and is run by a man aiming to retain such stability & power at any costs. Still Respected by a few people, even non-communists

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The virgin charge vs. the Chad launch

THE CHAD LAUNCH The Virgin Charge Doesn't even look at his target Rusty armour Has literally frosted tips Only his sister wants to have sex with him Keeps eye contact with the Dany, while he kills her dragon Throws javelin to the speed of sound from a standing position No right arm (can't even wank The only thing staraight about him is his spear All his kids are dead Cool undead army Controlled by a woman Takes no s--- from chicks Needs to be saved at the last second Even the horse doesn't like him Glued his mouth shut to avoid mouth breathing Defeated Coldsteel at the Sonic academy Couldn't even kill a little boy Can't even swim Knows where to get giant chains at the north pole Undead pet dragon

THE CHAD LAUNCH The Virgin Charge Doesn't even look at his target Rusty armour Has literally frosted tips Only his sister wants to have sex with him Keeps eye contact with the Dany, while he kills her dragon Throws javelin to the speed of sound from a standing position No right arm (can't even wank The only thing staraight about him is his spear All his kids are dead Cool undead army Controlled by a woman Takes no s--- from chicks Needs to be saved at the last second Even the horse doesn't like him Glued his mouth shut to avoid mouth breathing Defeated Coldsteel at the Sonic academy Couldn't even kill a little boy Can't even swim Knows where to get giant chains at the north pole Undead pet dragon

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The Virgin Anime Artist vs. The Chad Painter

VIRGIN ANIME ARTIST THE CHAD PAINTER NECK THICKER THAN A TREESTUMP CLASSICAL ART NECK SO THIN THE WIND COULD SNAP IT USES HARE FISTS IN COMBAT LIKE A REAL MAN SENERIC ANIME D LEARNS FROM THE GREAT MASTERS LEARNS FROM HOW TO DRAW MANGAS TO COMPENSATE MICROPENIS TRAINFD EYES TO PERCIEVE COLOURS UNKNOWN TO MAN AINTING TO DEDICATE ATTENTION TO EXCLUSIVELY LISTENS TO HATSUNE MKL FAMILY ISSUES HAS A GREAT RELATIONSHIP RACES BASES FROM DEVIANTART DRAWS THE BONES ORGANS AND MUSCLES IN EXACT ORDER BEFORE PAINTING SKIN WITH HIS ENTIRE BLOODLINE FIRMLY BELIEVES THAT WOMEN AREONLY ABSTAINS FROM WITH THE OITOITE SEX HAPEMS TO SATISFY HI5 ANATOMY? WHATS THATDISTRACTIONS FROM ART AND INTENSE CRA WRAISHIMSELF IN CIOTH TO COMPLIMENT HIS PERFECT FORM FOR A PEAL ROMANTIC TO HIDE HIS PHYSICALLY UNIT B0DY HNDS BLESSER EARIE HE HAS NO ARLITY TO ORAW THEM KAOURIAR DRAWS TO FULFILL ESCAPIST FANTASY DRAWS TO SPREADJOY AND AWE TOHIS PEERS CAN DRAW CHARACTERS IN POSES PEOPLE DID NOT KNOW THEY COULDDO CAN ONLY DRAN PROBABLY A FILTHY LIBERAL WHO HOLDS NO TRACES OF TRADITIONAL VALuES FPONT AND SIDE VIEWw A TRUE PAR CONSERVATIVE VIRTUES N OF MELTIPLIES ONE COLOue FOR SHADING TO SHADE THINKS BLEACH AND NARUTO ARE THE BESTANIMES IN THE WORLD THAT ART I MEANT TO BESHARED USES HUGE OPAQUE WATERMARKS TO PROTeCT WITH THE MASSES SO HE DOESNT USE WATERMARKS HAS NEVER WATCHED CHILDISH CARTOONS HIS "HARO WORK" FR。 TASTELESS THIEVES 4 YEAR OLO SELF INSERT EDGELORD THEMAN WE ALL LOOK UP TO

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Virgin Fallon and Chad Leno

The Chad The Virgin FALLON Silver Fox Boring Chestnut Hai Lend One of the longest running hosts of all time, 2nd only to Johnny Carson Prominent chin which asserts dominance ヘ Plain face with no distinct features Will most likely become outdated in only a few years Can't go five second:s without laughing Tries too hard to be modern and trendy, resulting in dated entertainment Has the perfect ratio of laughter because he's Subtle and timeless humor only intellectuals can appreciate for years to come Wears a suit and tie (Boring) Clads himself professional entertainer Adored by Baby Boomers evervwwhere Gets all of his denim jokes from Twitter Comes up with his own jokes Gradually losing momentum and popularity Caters to millenials* Got his show back from Conan O'Brien after only a few months due to popularity and ratings Most successful acting career in human history *(all of which stopped watching after he interviewed Donald Trump) Bulge resulting from only wearing skinny jeans Makes music with preschool toys (wtí) Beta male, resulting in no bulge and infertility Has other successful TV Shows Most forgetable Saturday Night Live cast member of the 90's Coolest/Manliest hobby of all time: collecting classic cars

The Chad The Virgin FALLON Silver Fox Boring Chestnut Hai Lend One of the longest running hosts of all time, 2nd only to Johnny Carson Prominent chin which asserts dominance ヘ Plain face with no distinct features Will most likely become outdated in only a few years Can't go five second:s without laughing Tries too hard to be modern and trendy, resulting in dated entertainment Has the perfect ratio of laughter because he's Subtle and timeless humor only intellectuals can appreciate for years to come Wears a suit and tie (Boring) Clads himself professional entertainer Adored by Baby Boomers evervwwhere Gets all of his denim jokes from Twitter Comes up with his own jokes Gradually losing momentum and popularity Caters to millenials* Got his show back from Conan O'Brien after only a few months due to popularity and ratings Most successful acting career in human history *(all of which stopped watching after he interviewed Donald Trump) Bulge resulting from only wearing skinny jeans Makes music with preschool toys (wtí) Beta male, resulting in no bulge and infertility Has other successful TV Shows Most forgetable Saturday Night Live cast member of the 90's Coolest/Manliest hobby of all time: collecting classic cars

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The Virgin Nebula Th d2 Has to be beaten ith a special qun Trapped in a box ラ Never been trapped Probably doesn't cry tears of blood Can be a long boss fight Crys tears of blood Worthless excuse of a dark matter Magnificent example of a dark matter

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The Virgin AJ & That Chad Furio

The Virgin AJ THAT CHAD FURIO Brain ready to experience a panic attack at the first sign of responsability Ponytail makes women instantly think about sex Name literally means 'angry' The "dirt" teenager moustache Diagnosed with "borderline" Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder. Doesn't have the makings of a varsity athlete Hand constantly demands "a thousand dollas" Strong, Silent Type Can't even commit suicide properly Exceptional ability to crash cars and to generally f--- up all sorts of opportunities in his life Vesuvio by Spaccanapoli plays constantly in the background wherever he goes Seduces the boss' wife without even trying To the point of making her feel deeply depressed when he's not around Scared of bears

The Virgin AJ THAT CHAD FURIO Brain ready to experience a panic attack at the first sign of responsability Ponytail makes women instantly think about sex Name literally means 'angry' The "dirt" teenager moustache Diagnosed with "borderline" Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder. Doesn't have the makings of a varsity athlete Hand constantly demands "a thousand dollas" Strong, Silent Type Can't even commit suicide properly Exceptional ability to crash cars and to generally f--- up all sorts of opportunities in his life Vesuvio by Spaccanapoli plays constantly in the background wherever he goes Seduces the boss' wife without even trying To the point of making her feel deeply depressed when he's not around Scared of bears

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The Virgin Junker vs The Chad Demolition Expert

THE CHAD DEMOLITION EXPERT The Virgin Junker Payed milions for blowing s--- up Has a haunted eye socket n Weak-ass punch for a melee Can use a possessed sword for a melee Lives in a wasteland O Has to steal artifacts to earn money Once defeated a swarm of blood-sucking robots by giving them alcohol poisoning Drinks milk tea Lives in a mansion Not even his bodyguard likes him Gets along with his whole team was once best friends with an enemy soldier Uses explosives in combat because it's all he knows Drinks whiskey like a man "Fire in the hole" Able to utilize explosives and medieval weaponry in combat "Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together... IN HELL!" Probably blew off his own leg

THE CHAD DEMOLITION EXPERT The Virgin Junker Payed milions for blowing s--- up Has a haunted eye socket n Weak-ass punch for a melee Can use a possessed sword for a melee Lives in a wasteland O Has to steal artifacts to earn money Once defeated a swarm of blood-sucking robots by giving them alcohol poisoning Drinks milk tea Lives in a mansion Not even his bodyguard likes him Gets along with his whole team was once best friends with an enemy soldier Uses explosives in combat because it's all he knows Drinks whiskey like a man "Fire in the hole" Able to utilize explosives and medieval weaponry in combat "Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together... IN HELL!" Probably blew off his own leg

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