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wears a beret, the sissi est of hats Virgin Planets Allianc Imperial Chadmiral beautiful, long, flowing hair that doesn't look sissy at all devious eyes always scheming up another trick hair color isn't even real, like some DeviantArt s--- all-seeing eyes that instantly comprehend every ship movement on the 5-D battlefield- can't enjoy the simple, smooth taste of coffee slouched back of a coward who's willing to surrender pure facial structure of the nobility powerful hands can easily smash any wine glass wears a scarf because Phezzani cowards and Terran scum can't get any closer than this his ships are cold and drafty back is always turned to you -because he's always running away the bulging potbelly of someone with too much brandy in their tea missing crucial spine component unwilling to seize power arms reaching out to grasp the sea of the stars stylishly fashionable uniform that would make Hugo Boss proud back so straight you could plot a course through the corridor on it is anything even there?? never sired an heir wears the colors of an office gopher not a proud battlefield warrior if only Kircheis was here... knees bend perfectly for kneeling down to the superior empire the Goldenlöwe Dynasty's true Golden Lion steps lightly to avoid upsetting his superiors BONUS: Inferior Genetics Exclusion Act gives perfect and flawless DIIA swasn't poisoned by Emil, stop saying that also not poisoned by Oberstein understands Bittenfeld's true genius understands Eisenach sforgives Reuenthal (who did nothing wrong) PROSIT! BONUS: mixed mutt of unknown races and origins national anthem is engrish gibberish legs have achieved a proud plumpness from sitting in the royal throne spaceships can't land on the ground long stride:s for hasty retreats feet poised and ready. to kick Rebel butt can't build their own Death Star cannot into counterterrais too much UlocTakóBy, not enough llozart >f------ semi-circles

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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