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THE VIRGIN SADCOW THE CHAD LOLCOW Keeps his deceased father's soul around as a watchdog His pretentious film critic of a half-brother wishes he was half as famous Thanks to his spiteful personality and inability to take criticism, his detractors have nothing but Harbors jealousy and resentment towards his more successful gay brother due to his career as well as him being part of the LGBT community His mother's leeching off his monthly tugboat and patreonbux His trolls are some of his biggest supporters Throws a fit if someone refers to him byhis surname passed down to him by his father Looks like a Looney Tunes version of Benjamin Franklin scorn and ridicule for him Leeches off his parents despite being close to 40 TCA Looks like the creepy pedophilic cousin of Humpty Dumpty Lost his vir- ginity while a hard working Will most likely die a virgin Sees himself as a busty lesbian Cherokian lady Each time he sees his disgustin moobs he wants to kill himself a little more his OC is all-powerful, tawless and surrounded His horrifying, bent duck is a meme of itself, inspáring fear into his foes' heart. by loved ones His s----- fursona is every bit as incompetent, virtiolic, hypocritical and useless as he is Can't even play games he was barely able to afford without whining about how problem atic they are Despite hating every aspect of beinga man, he doesn't even have the balls to castrate himself Cut his taint wide open to become a woman without so much as flinching What a badass! Enjoys and cherishes his toys asn't seen his d--- in de- cades, let alone other

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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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