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the virgin savior VS chad prophet Mohamed

the virgin "christ the chad prophet mouhamed >virgin >wait until the wife is 9 years old to f--- like a gentleman >HAD 11 wives at the same time >died at 33 lol >his followers take his words literally >killed himself >let himself be killed by the jews >his follower don't take his words seriously ㄩ >killed 700 jews in one the most cucked religlon day >his followers will kill u iif u disrespect him in history rose from the dead then >the fastest growing died shortly after Su can disrespect him all u want his followers are p------ religion >his followers are the biggest enemy >love your enemy to the jewS split the moon in atheism and degenracy IS on the rise in christain majority countries half like a boss >his followers can have 4 wives
the virgin "christ the chad prophet mouhamed >virgin >wait until the wife is 9 years old to f--- like a gentleman >HAD 11 wives at the same time >died at 33 lol >his followers take his words literally >killed himself >let himself be killed by the jews >his follower don't take his words seriously ㄩ >killed 700 jews in one the most cucked religlon day >his followers will kill u iif u disrespect him in history rose from the dead then >the fastest growing died shortly after Su can disrespect him all u want his followers are p------ religion >his followers are the biggest enemy >love your enemy to the jewS split the moon in atheism and degenracy IS on the rise in christain majority countries half like a boss >his followers can have 4 wives

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Chadhead

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Virgin and the Ink Machine Chadhead Overly simplistie design Made by Ched davelepers Released in "chapters optional Iecal 2 player Has dafieulty easy to lea Fest paced Has ane pose Easy to areall 30s cartoan

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The Chad Vampire Killer

The Virgin Belmont The Chad Vampire Killer Is so weak of will, he gets mindflayed by a low-tier necromancer Kills Dracula not once, but twice, the second time while suffering from leprosy Needs an underage girl to help him with beating Dracula Is the only Belmont that could learn how to whip in any direction Has to let a half-vampire kill Dracula the second time Doesn't need a Bible or overpowered item crashes to vanquish demons Tries too hard to look cool by moonwalking and backflipping about Has stiff movement, making casuals cry when they get knocked into a pit Is so ashamed of being a failure he goes into exile, ending the Belmont line Is so badass he can walk past and simply ignore Death's b-------
The Virgin Belmont The Chad Vampire Killer Is so weak of will, he gets mindflayed by a low-tier necromancer Kills Dracula not once, but twice, the second time while suffering from leprosy Needs an underage girl to help him with beating Dracula Is the only Belmont that could learn how to whip in any direction Has to let a half-vampire kill Dracula the second time Doesn't need a Bible or overpowered item crashes to vanquish demons Tries too hard to look cool by moonwalking and backflipping about Has stiff movement, making casuals cry when they get knocked into a pit Is so ashamed of being a failure he goes into exile, ending the Belmont line Is so badass he can walk past and simply ignore Death's b-------

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Chad Catalonian

The Virgin Rajoy The Chad Catalonian Monarchist Closet Falangist Unable to shut down a referndum Republican Member of PP Isn't part of a party, member of Syndicalist Union Failed and holding Spain togethet Referendum got banned, had it anvway and won Stopped Spanish National Police from stoping fellow Catalonians from voting National Police are poorly trained Neoliberal No intelligent enough to handle a referendum like Britain or Canada did wth Scotland and Quebec Blocked Spanish National Police from moving through mass protest Grandfather fought in the same unit as Orwell Grandfather fought for Franco
The Virgin Rajoy The Chad Catalonian Monarchist Closet Falangist Unable to shut down a referndum Republican Member of PP Isn't part of a party, member of Syndicalist Union Failed and holding Spain togethet Referendum got banned, had it anvway and won Stopped Spanish National Police from stoping fellow Catalonians from voting National Police are poorly trained Neoliberal No intelligent enough to handle a referendum like Britain or Canada did wth Scotland and Quebec Blocked Spanish National Police from moving through mass protest Grandfather fought in the same unit as Orwell Grandfather fought for Franco

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How both the Virgin and Chad react to the addition of hats on images during 4Chans 14th birthday

□ Anonymous 10/01/17(Sun)11:32:51 No.392024717 I love these stupid party hats Anonymous 10/01/17(Sun)11:31:23 No.392024607 f--- these hats are annoying. When will they go down? OUCH
□ Anonymous 10/01/17(Sun)11:32:51 No.392024717 I love these stupid party hats Anonymous 10/01/17(Sun)11:31:23 No.392024607 f--- these hats are annoying. When will they go down? OUCH

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Virgin Metroidvania vs Chad Classicvania

The Virgin Metroidvania The Chad Classicvania requires familiar to go anywhere after dies, return back to main menu and requires you to load your savefile only needs to babysit himself has a continue screen manly Bishonen, looks like a lady barbarian look only arms himself with standard subweapons; only needs his vampire killer to smack drack and his underlings nife, holy water, cross axe, and the watch. arms himself with overabundance of impractical magic/soul power fight enemy for level grinding uses variouUs encounters are equipment usually optional fight enemy for progressing while the Classicvania gameplay were quite outdated for this time, it's always memorable and can be refreshing after playing Metroidvania for a while doesn't require much of a skill after grinding for hours and just simply change items/skills when acing various enemies while the Metroidvania gameplay is pretty revolutionary it's also become stale after each installation. encounters are mandatorial all form of challenge requires skill to progress legs tired for backtracking the castle several times some of the games were too easy. when it becomes hard it is always unfair legs are well shaped after hours of cruising through platform hell challenge the games were always challenging and only few instances that were considered unfair
The Virgin Metroidvania The Chad Classicvania requires familiar to go anywhere after dies, return back to main menu and requires you to load your savefile only needs to babysit himself has a continue screen manly Bishonen, looks like a lady barbarian look only arms himself with standard subweapons; only needs his vampire killer to smack drack and his underlings nife, holy water, cross axe, and the watch. arms himself with overabundance of impractical magic/soul power fight enemy for level grinding uses variouUs encounters are equipment usually optional fight enemy for progressing while the Classicvania gameplay were quite outdated for this time, it's always memorable and can be refreshing after playing Metroidvania for a while doesn't require much of a skill after grinding for hours and just simply change items/skills when acing various enemies while the Metroidvania gameplay is pretty revolutionary it's also become stale after each installation. encounters are mandatorial all form of challenge requires skill to progress legs tired for backtracking the castle several times some of the games were too easy. when it becomes hard it is always unfair legs are well shaped after hours of cruising through platform hell challenge the games were always challenging and only few instances that were considered unfair

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"The Virgin Libertarian" - The Chad Neoliberal

"The Virgin Libertarian'" THE CHAD NEOLIBERAL Unafraid of the consequences of open borders, embraces the positives and personally executes border guards Believes in free trade but timidly uses Hoppe quotes to justify closed borders Women fall head over heels for him(see Trudeau and Macron for further examples) Read early Hayek - Solely drinks energy drinks and soda r Gets his workout regime subsidised by the EU Only women he talks to are anti-SJW youtubersS they never respond to his comments Considers himself an atheist, Poor posture from the weight of EU regulations feels superior for it Opposes military intervention for fear -he'll be personally drafted Makes billions selling drones to the US military Pasty and anaemic_ appearance from years of eschewing vaccines and GM crops Has a rich and varied palette of continental beverages, drinks proseccO Puts whatever's left of his life savings in gold not smart enough to pay attention to markets Hopes polyamory will finally get him - Compliments his love for individual freedom with Catholic social teaching Diversified stock portfolio, omniscient of all market movements -Followed by Sam Bowman on Twitter Followed by James Delingpole on Iwitter Exclusively survives and Suffers paranoia due to marijuana addiction Doesn't vote- influences think tanks and achieves policy change thrives on vaccination shots Votes for a mainstream centre-right party, hopes he can influence it as much as possible to no avail and GMOs Could have several gfs photos of Merkel in low-cut tops Open admiration for monarchy Secret admiration for dictators like Pinochetchooses to masturbate solely to Reads later Hayekr Tells leftists he's "socially liberal fiscally conservative Tells leftists that communists are as bad as fascists, they cower in fear Snorts 3 bags of cocaine an hour, doesn't feel a thing
"The Virgin Libertarian'" THE CHAD NEOLIBERAL Unafraid of the consequences of open borders, embraces the positives and personally executes border guards Believes in free trade but timidly uses Hoppe quotes to justify closed borders Women fall head over heels for him(see Trudeau and Macron for further examples) Read early Hayek - Solely drinks energy drinks and soda r Gets his workout regime subsidised by the EU Only women he talks to are anti-SJW youtubersS they never respond to his comments Considers himself an atheist, Poor posture from the weight of EU regulations feels superior for it Opposes military intervention for fear -he'll be personally drafted Makes billions selling drones to the US military Pasty and anaemic_ appearance from years of eschewing vaccines and GM crops Has a rich and varied palette of continental beverages, drinks proseccO Puts whatever's left of his life savings in gold not smart enough to pay attention to markets Hopes polyamory will finally get him - Compliments his love for individual freedom with Catholic social teaching Diversified stock portfolio, omniscient of all market movements -Followed by Sam Bowman on Twitter Followed by James Delingpole on Iwitter Exclusively survives and Suffers paranoia due to marijuana addiction Doesn't vote- influences think tanks and achieves policy change thrives on vaccination shots Votes for a mainstream centre-right party, hopes he can influence it as much as possible to no avail and GMOs Could have several gfs photos of Merkel in low-cut tops Open admiration for monarchy Secret admiration for dictators like Pinochetchooses to masturbate solely to Reads later Hayekr Tells leftists he's "socially liberal fiscally conservative Tells leftists that communists are as bad as fascists, they cower in fear Snorts 3 bags of cocaine an hour, doesn't feel a thing

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Chad's face is his own African republic

Michelle Catlin @CatTheUndying Follow I just f------ realized that Chad is modeled after the actual Chad Republic EGYPT LIBYA NIGER CHA D SUDAN NDjaména NIGERIA CENTRAL AFRICAN REPUBLIC SOUT SUDAN CAMEROON 4:29 AM -29 Sep 2017 550 Retweets 1,760 Likes e @ 9:s.の00 32 550 ·1.8K
Michelle Catlin @CatTheUndying Follow I just f------ realized that Chad is modeled after the actual Chad Republic EGYPT LIBYA NIGER CHA D SUDAN NDjaména NIGERIA CENTRAL AFRICAN REPUBLIC SOUT SUDAN CAMEROON 4:29 AM -29 Sep 2017 550 Retweets 1,760 Likes e @ 9:s.の00 32 550 ·1.8K

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Virgin Primitivist vs. Chad Transhumanist

The Virgin Anarcho-Primitivist The Chad Transhumanist Physically superhuman with genetic engineering and cybernetic enhancements Frail organic body Lives for millions of years Dies at age 40 Can't read Can't get laid Has interplanetary empire Confined to 1 s----- planet Gets diseases and feels pain Can get laid any time in VR Doesn't know what pain and disease are 4f75636821 Always loses to modern military technology in warfare Autistic ideas will never happen in reality Can easily exterminate organic humans On the inevitable path of the human race Feels the pleasure of 1 trillion shots of heroin per second <200 IQ Pleasure limited by evolution-designed brain Uses terrorism to spread philosophy lQ enhanced by a factor of millions with Al-enhanced brain Can upload mind using a Moravec Transfer Consciousness destroyed after death Requires >99% of humans to die for philosophy to work Uses science to spread philosophy
The Virgin Anarcho-Primitivist The Chad Transhumanist Physically superhuman with genetic engineering and cybernetic enhancements Frail organic body Lives for millions of years Dies at age 40 Can't read Can't get laid Has interplanetary empire Confined to 1 s----- planet Gets diseases and feels pain Can get laid any time in VR Doesn't know what pain and disease are 4f75636821 Always loses to modern military technology in warfare Autistic ideas will never happen in reality Can easily exterminate organic humans On the inevitable path of the human race Feels the pleasure of 1 trillion shots of heroin per second <200 IQ Pleasure limited by evolution-designed brain Uses terrorism to spread philosophy lQ enhanced by a factor of millions with Al-enhanced brain Can upload mind using a Moravec Transfer Consciousness destroyed after death Requires >99% of humans to die for philosophy to work Uses science to spread philosophy

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ExtraVirgin Pizza or Chad's Pizza and Restaurant

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EXTRAVIRGIN PIZZA ChAD'S PIZZA AND ReSTAURANT 彧 冒UD(LIGHT

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Chief walk

The Virgin Chief the Chad Slaver Rips and tears until t is done can only Carry a max of 2 weapons hellspawn never reloads can carry 9+ weapons got punched by a spartan4 Al gf left him and turned evil barely play as him in latest forešure 20 as battld demons for eons game installment Can't finish the fight auelhel to starts killing the minute he wakes up, no time for questions strong, silent type can only sprint for a certain avenge his pet rabbi amount of time uses a knife for silent runs at top speedt assassinations all times
The Virgin Chief the Chad Slaver Rips and tears until t is done can only Carry a max of 2 weapons hellspawn never reloads can carry 9+ weapons got punched by a spartan4 Al gf left him and turned evil barely play as him in latest forešure 20 as battld demons for eons game installment Can't finish the fight auelhel to starts killing the minute he wakes up, no time for questions strong, silent type can only sprint for a certain avenge his pet rabbi amount of time uses a knife for silent runs at top speedt assassinations all times

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Virgin Mario vs Chad Wario

The"VIRGIN" Mario The CHAD Wario Can actually save his money for exotic monuments like castles Money is literally his life force, needing 100 coins just to get a chance to survive Getting hurt loses nothing more than some pocket change Getting hurt shrinks him in size Relies on absorbing mushroom power just to punch through bricks Charges straight at his enemies to fight like a REAL man Unhealthy diet of processed carbs; mainly pasta Healthful diet of unprocessed carbs, mainly garlic Can already break bricks with his head, fists, shoulders and butt Requirements A monogamistic chump whom years for a cake we never see him eat Spent a long career doing low class handyman work as a plumber or carpenter. Boring, generic mustache Literraly no special traits as he doesn't truly excel at anything; an all-arounder Needs to jump on his enemies to kill them being too coward to fight face to face Bonuses Numerous women at his disposal from high s----------- to pirates A wealthy career as a treasure hunter and video game industry entrepeneur Snazzy, uniquely groomed mustache Toned muscles for power-based athletics
The"VIRGIN" Mario The CHAD Wario Can actually save his money for exotic monuments like castles Money is literally his life force, needing 100 coins just to get a chance to survive Getting hurt loses nothing more than some pocket change Getting hurt shrinks him in size Relies on absorbing mushroom power just to punch through bricks Charges straight at his enemies to fight like a REAL man Unhealthy diet of processed carbs; mainly pasta Healthful diet of unprocessed carbs, mainly garlic Can already break bricks with his head, fists, shoulders and butt Requirements A monogamistic chump whom years for a cake we never see him eat Spent a long career doing low class handyman work as a plumber or carpenter. Boring, generic mustache Literraly no special traits as he doesn't truly excel at anything; an all-arounder Needs to jump on his enemies to kill them being too coward to fight face to face Bonuses Numerous women at his disposal from high s----------- to pirates A wealthy career as a treasure hunter and video game industry entrepeneur Snazzy, uniquely groomed mustache Toned muscles for power-based athletics

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Wholesome

i love you baby. happy 15th don't run too far kids! anniversary OUCH
i love you baby. happy 15th don't run too far kids! anniversary OUCH

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The Virgin Crusader vs the Chad Saracen

The virgin crusader The Chad Saracen Flutes, clear sign of superior craftsmanship -God rarely crosses his mind Flat top, too stupid to understand simple physics Prayes for each life he takes Intellectual, has a personal library S----- visibilty Helmet too heavy for his weak neck Beard that strikes fear into his foes A Stinks Master horse archer Boring c Overly armoured Dirty robes Wife is cucking him while he's gones Wootz steel technology lost in time Not one dirty spot on his robes Robes made from the finest silk imported from the far east Peasant padding under the mail Wields a longsword compensating for his short penis Gear personally bought from master craftsmen Afraid of death Prayes for death in battle Dull edge Master swordsman Limited customization Prayers woven into every Specializes in sword wielding Cleans himself 5 times a day inch of the armour Colours not yet know to most of the world Peasant tier shoes not even his shoes are dirty
The virgin crusader The Chad Saracen Flutes, clear sign of superior craftsmanship -God rarely crosses his mind Flat top, too stupid to understand simple physics Prayes for each life he takes Intellectual, has a personal library S----- visibilty Helmet too heavy for his weak neck Beard that strikes fear into his foes A Stinks Master horse archer Boring c Overly armoured Dirty robes Wife is cucking him while he's gones Wootz steel technology lost in time Not one dirty spot on his robes Robes made from the finest silk imported from the far east Peasant padding under the mail Wields a longsword compensating for his short penis Gear personally bought from master craftsmen Afraid of death Prayes for death in battle Dull edge Master swordsman Limited customization Prayers woven into every Specializes in sword wielding Cleans himself 5 times a day inch of the armour Colours not yet know to most of the world Peasant tier shoes not even his shoes are dirty

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The Virgin Savinkov vs. CHADMIRAL KOLCHAK

The Virgin Savinkov Lack of admiral hat shows complete ignorance on naval affairs Rules the seas from the Pacific to the Baltic CHADMIRAL KOLCHAK Takes on Central Asia first because he is too weak to actually unite the Russian people Relies of Kornilov to get into power and can't do anything on his own Laser eyes instantly annihilates all those who oppose his rightful rule as Supreme Ruler of All Russia Does not care for ethnic minorities Constantly listens to Farewell of Slavianka and the cries of pathetic Bolsheviks Avoids eye contact with Germany because he lacks the confidence to crush Mitteleuropa Always looks for perfect opportunity to retake Siberia Wears suit because he never served in the Russian military Too polite and lets rightful Russian lands suffer under foreign occupation Arms easily push away the weak democratic Japan's supposed influence over Transamur Lacks any Weltkrieg experience Slaps away barbarians and Mongol- wannabes who block the path to a united Russia Hands too weak to crush enemies, relies on secret police to do it Hands always prepared to take up arms against the false government of Russia Medals show heroism for defending Russia during the Weltkrieg and slaughtering Bolsheviks Bonus: Body not even fit to Has the perfect body shape for ruling all 22,800,000 km2 of Mother Russia Uses title Vozhd to make up for his inadequacy Lacks any form of military decorations, hides lack of patriotism with empty slogans survive winter in Moscow Immune to the effects of Siberian winters Incapable of instituting DIRECTRULEFRO M MOSCO W Muscular legs from stamping out Bolshevik parasites MANDATORY Wears full admiral outfit because he is glorious ADMIRAL-DICTATOR Makes EVERYMANASHIP Institutes DIRECT RULE FROM VLADIVOSTOK Prepared to brutalize any feeble dissident who thinks they can rule Russia Has never killed a Bolshevik Valiantly marches west to Petrograd
The Virgin Savinkov Lack of admiral hat shows complete ignorance on naval affairs Rules the seas from the Pacific to the Baltic CHADMIRAL KOLCHAK Takes on Central Asia first because he is too weak to actually unite the Russian people Relies of Kornilov to get into power and can't do anything on his own Laser eyes instantly annihilates all those who oppose his rightful rule as Supreme Ruler of All Russia Does not care for ethnic minorities Constantly listens to Farewell of Slavianka and the cries of pathetic Bolsheviks Avoids eye contact with Germany because he lacks the confidence to crush Mitteleuropa Always looks for perfect opportunity to retake Siberia Wears suit because he never served in the Russian military Too polite and lets rightful Russian lands suffer under foreign occupation Arms easily push away the weak democratic Japan's supposed influence over Transamur Lacks any Weltkrieg experience Slaps away barbarians and Mongol- wannabes who block the path to a united Russia Hands too weak to crush enemies, relies on secret police to do it Hands always prepared to take up arms against the false government of Russia Medals show heroism for defending Russia during the Weltkrieg and slaughtering Bolsheviks Bonus: Body not even fit to Has the perfect body shape for ruling all 22,800,000 km2 of Mother Russia Uses title Vozhd to make up for his inadequacy Lacks any form of military decorations, hides lack of patriotism with empty slogans survive winter in Moscow Immune to the effects of Siberian winters Incapable of instituting DIRECTRULEFRO M MOSCO W Muscular legs from stamping out Bolshevik parasites MANDATORY Wears full admiral outfit because he is glorious ADMIRAL-DICTATOR Makes EVERYMANASHIP Institutes DIRECT RULE FROM VLADIVOSTOK Prepared to brutalize any feeble dissident who thinks they can rule Russia Has never killed a Bolshevik Valiantly marches west to Petrograd

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Tekken

DollarBillMontgomery @HBJohnXuandou Segui Chad-7 and VirJin are pretty good. 1:45 - 8 set 2017
DollarBillMontgomery @HBJohnXuandou Segui Chad-7 and VirJin are pretty good. 1:45 - 8 set 2017

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the Virgin Victim vs the Chad Survivor

hair swept back in hopes of hiding obvious balding spot feathered hair and clean shaven takes pride in his appearance doesn't smile, lets his piercing blue eyes do al the talking for him requires glasses because eyes are too beta to see without ure unblemished A---- skin, makes untermensch thin, girly frame from uncomfortable in his spending too much time fleeing inferior villains presence cashmere sweater and shirt tucked into khakis - clearl comes from money and culture unsure of what to do with arms so lets them dangle limply firmly clenched fist shows both physical strength and leadership wears tie with short sleeved shirt tucked into pants clearly a minimum wageslave contrappostro pose evokes Michelangelo's David legs bent with uneven posture indicating weakness of character wears velcro-strap shoes because he never mastered the art of Italian loafers for casual walks with opposite sex shoelaces
hair swept back in hopes of hiding obvious balding spot feathered hair and clean shaven takes pride in his appearance doesn't smile, lets his piercing blue eyes do al the talking for him requires glasses because eyes are too beta to see without ure unblemished A---- skin, makes untermensch thin, girly frame from uncomfortable in his spending too much time fleeing inferior villains presence cashmere sweater and shirt tucked into khakis - clearl comes from money and culture unsure of what to do with arms so lets them dangle limply firmly clenched fist shows both physical strength and leadership wears tie with short sleeved shirt tucked into pants clearly a minimum wageslave contrappostro pose evokes Michelangelo's David legs bent with uneven posture indicating weakness of character wears velcro-strap shoes because he never mastered the art of Italian loafers for casual walks with opposite sex shoelaces

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Ash vs Alain

The Virgin Jobber The Chad Champion flowing midnight locks greasy hat hair wins it all with a competes to feel better and make gf smile regular mega gets a special snowflake frog and still loses competes for himself lost to his rival every time beat his rival every time constantly fails at achieving his dreams won a League he didn't really care about, on his first try gf is an ugly cowgirl gf is a cute leprechaun unbalanced team of skinny pants fit because he has no ass or d--- jobbers weird baggy pants to fit his giant d--- well-crafted team of 5 edgemons and an Unfezant currently failing remedial classes at school still Champion, currently a lab assistant with a gf gf abandoned him after his loss
The Virgin Jobber The Chad Champion flowing midnight locks greasy hat hair wins it all with a competes to feel better and make gf smile regular mega gets a special snowflake frog and still loses competes for himself lost to his rival every time beat his rival every time constantly fails at achieving his dreams won a League he didn't really care about, on his first try gf is an ugly cowgirl gf is a cute leprechaun unbalanced team of skinny pants fit because he has no ass or d--- jobbers weird baggy pants to fit his giant d--- well-crafted team of 5 edgemons and an Unfezant currently failing remedial classes at school still Champion, currently a lab assistant with a gf gf abandoned him after his loss

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What would be used to describe them?

The virgin game designer The chad visionary
The virgin game designer The chad visionary

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SOVIET STRONK

Can never function without air support Can go extended periods of time without assistance from his "The Virgin Wehrmacht" THE PEOPLE'S CHAD comrades in the air A helmet that is synonymous with evil Doesn't even need a helmet, wears a Ushanka instead Thinks wars can be magically won with comically large tanks and other unreliable and expensive junk Isn't even "a----" anyway Physically superior to any supposed "a----" Understands the value of a war of attrition Doesn't even know what a war of attrition is Bad posture due to realization that the only way out of this pointless struggle is death or a gulag Wields the legendary PPSh-41 Needs to be constantly fed, has never struggled_ in their life before now Several packs of useless equipment Strength of years of hard, meaningful work Supplies will never come, needs to scavenge Can toss an enemy grenade back better than it was originally thrown Can ration for the benefit of comrades both on the field and back home An SMG that is barely useful Never walked before military Has all the ammo he will ever need already Wears only one pack of necessary equipment service Great posture, understands victory cannot be achieved without sacrifice, does not fear death Has to walk or use horses because of low army motorization Grey doesn't blend into jack s--- Has trains, but prefers to walk Uniform a decent color that can blend into something Jack-booted thug Walks like a Slavic giant Wears the boots of an army of workers Needs to always marc as if on parade
Can never function without air support Can go extended periods of time without assistance from his "The Virgin Wehrmacht" THE PEOPLE'S CHAD comrades in the air A helmet that is synonymous with evil Doesn't even need a helmet, wears a Ushanka instead Thinks wars can be magically won with comically large tanks and other unreliable and expensive junk Isn't even "a----" anyway Physically superior to any supposed "a----" Understands the value of a war of attrition Doesn't even know what a war of attrition is Bad posture due to realization that the only way out of this pointless struggle is death or a gulag Wields the legendary PPSh-41 Needs to be constantly fed, has never struggled_ in their life before now Several packs of useless equipment Strength of years of hard, meaningful work Supplies will never come, needs to scavenge Can toss an enemy grenade back better than it was originally thrown Can ration for the benefit of comrades both on the field and back home An SMG that is barely useful Never walked before military Has all the ammo he will ever need already Wears only one pack of necessary equipment service Great posture, understands victory cannot be achieved without sacrifice, does not fear death Has to walk or use horses because of low army motorization Grey doesn't blend into jack s--- Has trains, but prefers to walk Uniform a decent color that can blend into something Jack-booted thug Walks like a Slavic giant Wears the boots of an army of workers Needs to always marc as if on parade

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