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The virgin crusader The Chad Saracen Flutes, clear sign of superior craftsmanship -God rarely crosses his mind Flat top, too stupid to understand simple physics Prayes for each life he takes Intellectual, has a personal library S----- visibilty Helmet too heavy for his weak neck Beard that strikes fear into his foes A Stinks Master horse archer Boring c Overly armoured Dirty robes Wife is cucking him while he's gones Wootz steel technology lost in time Not one dirty spot on his robes Robes made from the finest silk imported from the far east Peasant padding under the mail Wields a longsword compensating for his short penis Gear personally bought from master craftsmen Afraid of death Prayes for death in battle Dull edge Master swordsman Limited customization Prayers woven into every Specializes in sword wielding Cleans himself 5 times a day inch of the armour Colours not yet know to most of the world Peasant tier shoes not even his shoes are dirty

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The Virgin Crusader vs the Chad Saracen


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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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Virgin vs. Chad

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crusades, virgin walk, saracen, crusader, knight

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