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The Virgin Belmont The Chad Vampire Killer Is so weak of will, he gets mindflayed by a low-tier necromancer Kills Dracula not once, but twice, the second time while suffering from leprosy Needs an underage girl to help him with beating Dracula Is the only Belmont that could learn how to whip in any direction Has to let a half-vampire kill Dracula the second time Doesn't need a Bible or overpowered item crashes to vanquish demons Tries too hard to look cool by moonwalking and backflipping about Has stiff movement, making casuals cry when they get knocked into a pit Is so ashamed of being a failure he goes into exile, ending the Belmont line Is so badass he can walk past and simply ignore Death's b-------

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The Chad Vampire Killer


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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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Uploaded Oct 02, 2017 at 03:23PM EDT

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Virgin vs. Chad

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richter belmont, simon belmont, castlevania, virgin walk

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