Going viral on Facebook right now is this unfathomably stupid proposal to end poverty in America by redistributing the record-breaking Powerball jackpot prize ($1.4 billion USD).

The pop star, who died today at 69 after an 18-month fight with liver cancer, received a multi-faceted international outpouring of emotional eulogies from millions of fans worldwide.

To borrow the wise words of Sweet Brown, the Oklahoma City resident whose interview with local news went viral back in 2012, Michelle Dobyne and over 100 other residents at the Casa Linda apartment complex in Tulsa, Oklahoma "ain't had no time for that" when they heard a fire had broken out in their building on early Sunday morning.

Check out this special couch gag opening for tonight's new episode of The Simpsons, “Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles,” which features some of the best tropes and cliches, all glowing in the glory of the '80s nostalgia.

The innocent faces of children. . .