Meet the latest victim of self-stupidity brought to you by The Onion: Jack Warner, one of the fourteen international football officials now facing serious corruption charges, who cited the satirical news site's coverage of the event in his plea video uploaded to Facebook yesterday.

The Internet's new favorite motivational speaker Shia Labeouf "doesn't afraid of anything" when it comes to getting your ass off that computer and helping you live your dream to the fullest.

Created for an art project, Shia's strange new motivational speech was filmed in front of a green screen, giving the denizens of the Internet a free ticket to parody-land.

Especially protein. You're gonna need a lot of protein.