The Onion takes a look at how athletes are killing time in between competitions at this year's Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia.

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This parody of the song "Do You Want to Build a Snowman" from the hit Disney animated film Frozen features a young Anna of Arendelle asking her older sister Elsa to help her dispose of a troublesome corpse.

The latest viral splashes from Sochi: Former Olympic figure skater makes a bold statement against anti-gay sentiments in Russia with fabulous wardrobes, HBO Girls' Shoshana is crowned the queen of Shoshi Games and U.S. Olympic luger Kate Hansen steals the show with her pop-and-lock warmup.