Epic Rap Battles of History kicks off its third season with yet another showdown between the two most notorious dictators in history and fiction, Adolf Hitler and Darth Vader.

Grand Theft Auto V has shattered at least seven world records, including the best-selling video game in 24 hours and fastest entertainment property to gross $1 billion.

In tether racing, model racing cars are powered by miniature internal combustion engines and wired to a central post, allowing the toy-like vehicles to reach over 200 miles per hour.

At this point, President Obama's "Jedi Mind Meld" wizardry may be our only way out of the shutdown apocalypse.