This kitten adorably perches on top a woman's head as she reads a book.

This sarcastic expression is often used as the punchline in greentext stories wherein gentlemanly courtesy is misunderstood as male patronage.

Do you have a friend, relative or loved one that smokes? Wish there was a way to help them quit smoking? The absurdist lifehack instructor HowToBasic says there is a way. You'll need a doll, blender, cigarettes, eggs and flour.

It's hot outside. You are stuck at home and you've had enough Internet for the day. Need a new pastime?
Stop, drop and play dead.