This parody infomercial for a Westboro Baptist Church dating website demonstrates how love can blossom out of shared hatred and bigotry for those who are different than you.

Convicted kidnapper Ariel Castro was pronounced dead this week after prison staff discovered him hanging from a bed sheet in his cell, causing the Internet to erupt with image macros and tweets about the apparent suicide.

Last year, Selfless Portraits launched, pairing up random strangers who had to draw each other's default Facebook profile pictures. Last week, Joey Jordan became the first participant to get a permanent tattoo of his subject, placing a portrait of Amarildo from Brazil on his behind.

Brace yourselves, these angry school boys are coming back.